S1E13: Elevators, Airports, And The Golden Rule

Ever notice how one person can jam an entire elevator, stall a grocery line, or derail a flight with one clueless move? We dive headfirst into the unspoken social rules that keep crowded spaces humane—then say the quiet parts out loud. From elevator silence and button duty to why gate-crowding never helps, we break down the tiny behaviors that make public life smoother, kinder, and faster for everyone.We go deep on airport etiquette: keep your bag near your seat, sit tight after landing, and save the moving walkway for, well, moving. In grocery stores, distance matters—leave room at checkout, don’t tailgate in self-checkout, and park your cart when catching up with friends. Big-box tip: step aside after grabbing a cart and keep entrances clear. We also get into escalator and moving walkway rules—keep right, pass left, and clear the landing so the entire line doesn’t accordion behind you.On the personal side, we talk modern chivalry and practical safety: walk curbside, remove hats at the table, stay visible when opening doors, and pay attention to surroundings so others feel safe. With friends, the code is simple: arrive together, leave together, back each other in public, and course-correct in private. If you’re the designated driver, you’re the designated adult—no evidence, no drama, everyone home. And when you’re a guest? If you didn’t buy it, don’t take the first or last piece without permission.It all lands on one line that solves 99% of daily friction: don’t be a jerk. Save the lane, clear the exit, return the cart, respect space, protect your people. If you’ve ever wanted to scream at a crowded gate or a blocked aisle, this one’s cathartic and useful. Enjoy the ride, then tell us your biggest public-space pet peeve.If this episode hit home, tap follow, share it with a friend who needs a refresher on basic decency, and leave a quick review so more people can find the show.Send us Fan MailSupport the showSilly Goose Merch is now available!Shop Here:  Click Here for MerchUse Code: HONKBONK15 for 15% off your first order! Follow us on social media for more information and fun! Facebook: Click HereInstagram: Click Here TikTok: Click HereDiscord Community: https://discord.gg/cghTSn7U5e Visit Our Website: The Silly Goose Society to learn more about your hosts, our guests, and more.  Please check out our support page as well. When you give, we will give you a special shout-out on the podcast!Remember - even if you share our podcast with one person, you are helping us and that's for free! GET FOCUSED - GET KRAKEN!Kraken Intense Focus - Legendary SupplementsFOR 10% OFF ORDER USE CODE: KP7567 AS369