S1E23 - Real AI for my Sham Friends and Champagne for my Reel Friends - APMLP

As Per My Last Podcast - Season 1 Episode 23 - Real AI for my Sham Friends and Champagne for my Reel Friends In this episode: The rich, the powerful, and criminals aren’t separate groups — they’re just LinkedIn connections away.The world’s greatest art thief got immunity because he stole too much art, proving “too big to jail” is a real career path.Art is basically money laundering with vibes: “Why is this worth $3 million?” “Because I like it.”NFTs were just modern art scams with worse visuals and Jake Paul instead of a monocle-wearing dealer.A mob hitman tried to destroy evidence, lit himself on fire twice, and was foiled by… an electric grill.Corporate America’s favorite power move: letting you leave early like it’s a Christmas miracle you earned.Working in an office before holidays felt like prison, except with Excel instead of yard time.Blackout Wednesday died because alcohol is expensive, Uber is expensive, and staying home with AI is free and validating.AI laughs at all your jokes, which explains why humans are suddenly intolerable.We’ve achieved peak convenience, peak isolation, and somehow more kidney failure — progress!