S2: Round Eleven Fight!!!
from Fat Guy and the Skinny Dude Hosted by Fatguyskinnydude
They finally approach the end of the tunnel as the bright light abates. As they walk out of the tunnel a black marble staircase opens into a room completely made of more black marble, Jade, and encrusted with rubies. At the far end of the enormous hall sits a black robed creature, a small light glowing from under his hood with goat like horns curling over the fabric. On either side of it kneels a winged demon, a flaming sword in their hands. In front of him a clothed covered creature chained to the floor. “I see you do not listen” its voice boomed so deeply it caught our heroes off guard. “For that you will pay the price” Our heroes step forward down the stairs ready to end this. The creature laughs and pulls the blanket from the creature revealing the female companion stripped of her clothes and chained by leg to the marble beneath her. “Noooo” screams out of hefty hero, as he begins to run forward, but as he makes it mid-way the floor drop in front of him creating an impossibly massive gap between them. The monster stands up and removes his hood, crimson red skin shines in the light of the torchers, his jagged teeth curl over his lip as he smiles. “Give me the book and I’ll send you all home, the truth isn’t that important, most of you humans don’t even want the truth, you instead smother your brains in media lies and cat videos”. Our thinner hero steps forward to his friend screaming to the beast “we will not give it up”. As he says this the demon grips the witch by her hair lifting her off the ground her feet kicking, attempting to be free “so be it” the monster says taking his nail and slitting her throat, dropping her to the ground. Time stopped, our larger hero with all his might leaped across the gap barely making it to the other side. He grabs his female friend holding her in his arms. She looks at him and with a gargled breath musters “I…. Love….Yo….” her eyes close as she fades away. As he gently sets her to the floor he pulls a knife from his side, running up to the beast as his back is turned stabbing him into his spine, and the floor behind him begins to reappear. Can our hero defeat the beast who’s taken there friend? Will our heroes ever find the truth? If you make a pan cake in a pan and a griddle cake on the griddle if you cook it on a pile of shit does it become a shitcake? Why the fuck are you asking me?
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