S2E2 - Segway Honey Badger v Hummus Pirate

Your favourite podcast for absurd conversation is tackling another mind-boggling conundrum as Alex and Tristan battle it out once again. But they will not be doing the fighting themselves, of course. In Alex's corner is a vicious honey badger, one of nature's most fearsome fighters, armed with five energy drinks and riding a segway. Sounds fun. In Tristan's corner he has a mind-reading pirate with the power to turn all it touches into hummus. Shiver me timbers, what a delicious face-off we have in store for you! Of course, mediated by Ross who will use all his insight and wisdom to determine the winner of this battle for the ages. Fighters, begin!