S2E6: Send New(d)s

Episode Notes Kyle and Phil are back on their propaganda sh*t. Two doofuses enter, both leave content in the knowledge of their shared friendship after discussing the messages and ideological training received in the news, This episode focuses on news consumption and tactics of receiving information. Song Lyrics: The Big Six Somebody once told me Hey buddy we're the only News station that'll tell you the truth Anyway today's top story Might get a little gory A policeman shot down an unarmed youth But it's complicated And the cop has stated They found some drugs at his place when they raided Wait it turns out that he had a gun Don't worry that evidence lost the same one So anyway, as you can see We must find this hero not guilty That's all the news you need to know Now here's an ad for our new show Hey now This is Disney No agenda Found here Hey now This is Comcast We will keep you In fear Six companies shape your views Keep on tuning in for the news It's a clear case Jeffrey Epstien was silenced Elites saw a leak They fixed it with violence But the media men beg to differ They ignore the holes in the camera picture Instead they state We all knew he was bad So there's no need to care About the names that he had But if it's needed We'll provide Sacrificial lambs so you'll ignore genocide Hey now We're Time Warner We're so centrist It's true Hey now This is Newscorp We own Fox News Fuck you Six companies shape your views Keep on tuning in for the news Hey now This is Sony We own FM News shows Here's Natio- Nal Amusements We're for smug folks We know Six companies shape your views Keep on tuning in Somebody once asked Could we take away the mask And have the anchors really say way they mean Some said yes, why the hell not There's no way you're blowing up our spot Most folks will still think our hands are clean Well, the broadcast's airing And it won't stop airing Round the clock coverage Is what we keep blaring Can you make sense of the constant stream? We don't care which show, cause we're all one team Look at the facts and you will see We are all just selling the same dream We let you think you're in the know We make sure that money will flow Hey now Here's the real truth We all worship One god Hey now We're divisive So you stay in Your pods And capital owns your views Keep on tuning in for the news And profits shape all your views Keep on tuning in for the news Please, if you have the capacity, keep the victims of Israel's violence against Palestinians in your mind, protest, and support those in need. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.