S2E7 — Every NFL Team Needs A Timeout Guy

Charley traded with his own brother in the guillotine league: Javonte Williams, Davante Adams, and Matthew Stafford for Jahmyr Gibbs and Tetairoa McMillan. Half the league thinks it’s collusion. Sean doesn’t, but he brought FantasyCalc receipts, a five-thousand-point gap, and a theory involving The Prestige. Then Charley owes a public apology for something else entirely, and delivers it. Once the real show starts: the Giants tie Washington after Jameis drags them back and Jayden Daniels lets a minute run off the clock in overtime, which leads to Sean’s pitch for a new NFL job. Every team needs one person on the sideline whose only responsibility is counting timeouts. Sean will do it for less than you think, and he has a plan for the last 20 seconds. Also: the Bucs win a game they should have lost, Nabers’ 40 expected points, Jauan Jennings has 9 yards on 111 routes, and Mike Evans is John Wick. DadZone: the last first haircut, and why you never warm the milk.