S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security

We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.How do siphons work?How do mirrors work?Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.Be comfortable looking stupid.Sumo’s new favorite grifter.Sumo’s adventures with window blinds and abandoned mines.There’s no free speech in Europe.Sumo is podcasting from the fringe and must hit a button every hour or the podcast dies.A.I. short stories, human bodies are mind-bogglingly complex.There’s an alarming increase in things we know nothing about.LinksThe Whitest Kids U' Know - I want to kill the presidentMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp