S3E140 - Gambling

Episode 40 Notes The great Sam Mazany joins us this week (https://www.sammazany.com, He has the name of a magician but the heart of a comedian... I have no clue what that means. He didn't murder another comedian and steal her heart. I really need to not write these summaries after a whiskey. Anyways, we review gambling. It was fun! Take a listen. Gambling Icebreaker Sex, drugs, or rockin' roll? Would you rather only eat food from buffets at casinos, or there is an erotic dancer at every party/group function you attend. (You just think this is normal) Define Gambling is the wagering of money or something of value (referred to as "the stakes") on an event with an uncertain outcome, with the primary intent of winning money or material goods Three elements be present: consideration Consideration may be thought of as the concept of value offered and accepted by people or organisations entering into contracts. Anything of value promised by one party to the other when making a contract can be treated as "consideration": for example, if A signs a contract to buy a car from B for $5,000, A's consideration is the $5,000, and B's consideration is the car. risk (chance), and a prize. A brief history of gambling https://medium.com/edgefund/a-brief-history-of-gambling-a7f46dbf4403 Types of gambling https://www.gamblingsites.org/gambling/types/ Lottery Strangest bets ever made https://www.gambling.net/weirdest-bets.php https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHkKNCKqczQ Gambling on sports is now a states rights issue: http://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/23501236/supreme-court-strikes-federal-law-prohibiting-sports-gambling Signs gambling is an issue - addiction https://www.verywellmind.com/types-of-gambler-22513 Songs https://www.cardschat.com/poker-songs.php Movies https://www.gambling.com/online-casinos/strategy/11-best-gambling-movies-of-all-time-18200 What does the world look like without gambling Games Monkey paw Racing terms, Ru Paul or Derby? BACKSTRETCH- Straight of far side of track between the turns. Also stable area. BLEEDER- Horse who bleeds during or after a workout or race due to ruptured blood vessel. CLOSER- A horse who runs best in the latter part of the race, coming from off the pace. CRIBBER (A WIND SUCKER)- A horse who clings to objects with his teeth and sucks air into his stomach. CUP- Trophy awarded to owners of winners. Also distance race of a mile and a half or more. DROPDOWN- A horse meeting a lower class of rival than he had been running against GOOD BOTTOM- Track that is firm under the surface, which may be sloppy or wet. GRANDDAM (SECOND DAM)- Grandmother of a horse. HARDBOOT- Kentucky horsemen. HOMEBRED- A horse bred by his owner. HUNG- Horse tiring, but holding position. MONEY RIDER- A rider who excels in rich races. MORNING GLORY- Horse who performs well in morning workouts but fails to reproduce that form in races ROMP- Running (or winning) with utmost ease. SEX ALLOWANCE- Fillies and mares, according to their age and time of year, are allowed to carry three to five pounds less when meeting males. SPIT BOX- Receptacle for urine and blood taken from a horse for testing. STUD BOOK- Registry and genealogical record of the breeding of Thoroughbreds maintained by The Jockey Club. TONGUE STRAP- Strap or tape bandage used to tie down a horse's tongue to prevent it from choking in a race or workout. WOBBLER- A neurological disease due to compression of the spinal cord. Seen principally in 2-year-olds and 3-year-olds. Beard 1. Hair which grows on a person's face uniformly, around the lips, chin and cheeks, usually on men. See: Willam Belli A slang term for woman who acts as a cover-up, usually knowingly and willingly, for a homosexual man, pretending to be his significant other in order to hide his true sexual orientation. Booger n. A visually unattractive drag queen. A drag queen who looks "busted" or a "hot mess." The term refers to a queen who cannot properly apply or wear makeup, style their hair, sew properly, or who wears unfashionable or ill-fitting clothing. The opposite of a "Heather." Boots int. modifier. A verbal exclamation point. e.g. "Ha mug was beat the house down, boots." Breeder n. A heterosexual person, usually a term of disparagement. The term references having sex for procreation, as opposed to homosexual sex. Chicken Cutlets <pre>1 n. A slang term used to describe padding worn by Drag queens to give the illusion of having female hips and thighs. </pre> Clock 1. v. To spot what someone is trying to hide. 2. v. To point out a person's flaws 3. v. To uncover or reveal the truth in a situation or one's true gender. i.e. "You can't clock a lace-front wig!" Crusty 1. adj. Extremely shady. 2. adj. Of poor quality, not presentable. "Look at that crusty mug." Cucu 1. n. A term used by Cynthia Lee Fontaine on Season 8 meaning her butt, originating from the Spanish word culo.[1] Feeling My Oats 1. To "feel" one's self or to savor, relish, or enjoy the act or experience of looking "fishy." The term was first used during Season 6 by contestant Gia Gunn. "I'm feeling my Oats, let me feel my Oats" - Gia Gunn Flipper 1. n. Cosmetic removable false teeth, used to hide one's real teeth and create the appearance of perfect teeth. Frock 1. n. A woman's dress. Garage Doors 1. n. Eyelids 2. n. When a queen paints only one color of eyeshadow on her eyes. Highlighter 1. n. A type of makeup usually used on cheeks or on the face. Makes the person poppin and glow. You wore so much highligter on your face Hog Body 1. n. The waist of a queen which is not cinched and has no curvaceousness or defining shape. Similar to the body of a hog. House Down 1. A great deal; a lot. Often used to punctuate the end of a phrase for emphasis. e.g. "Bitch painted the house down." Minge 1. n. A British slang term for a woman's vagina. One of many slang terms for vagina used on the show. Out of the Bag 1. n. A term used to describe a wig that looks like it has been bought from a costume story, which are typically cheap and simply pulled out of the bag it came in and taken into use without any styling done to it. Peanut Butter 1. adj. To be spreadable. 2. n. Something which is spreadable (i.e. Buttcheeks, legs) 3. v. To spread your legs, like a slut or a prostitute. 4. The name of a RuPaul song. Purse First 1. To walk into a room with one's purse entering first. Seafood Platter 1. n. One of many slang terms for vagina used on the show. Serving Fish 1. v. The act of looking "fishy." 2. v. To convincingly appear to be a biological female. 3. A girl group formed on Season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race, in Episode 2, "Girl Groups" including members Ongina, Shannel, Nina Flowers, and Rebecca Glasscock. See also: "Fishy", Kenya Michaels, Courtney Act, Carmen Carrera, Miss Fame Showboat 1. v. The act of showing off (To Showboat / Showboating). Two Piece and a Biscuit 1. n. The secret to success for Season 2 contestant Mystique Summers Madison 2. A meal combination offered at many KFC fast food chain restaurants. Find out more at https://lets-review-everything.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.