S3E19: ANIMUS NEWS

It’s the news! This week we bring you some of the strangest and most wonderful news stories from around the globe, from Neolithic job roles to Airline Cuisine! Need more Animus? Follow us on Instagram or join our Discord Community to get involved! Instagram @animuspodcast @Mikeyshujinko @jonnyhawkwind Discord: https://discord.gg/GceeXkXs Email [email protected] Additional Links! “Ex-McDonald's worker says drive-thru mistake we all make is ruining our chips” https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/ex-mcdonalds-worker-says-drive-23836225 “McDonald's worker explains why they take your picture at the drive-thru” https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/mcdonalds-worker-explains-take-your-23353805 “Man shares hilarious list of 'rules' family must follow if he is ever in a coma” https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-shares-hilarious-list-rules-23822691 “Fmr. Manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program: “UFOs are Real” https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_59de2f4be4b0b992a8214874 Pennies Georgia Man Receives Final Paycheck Of $915 In Oil-Covered Pennies With A 'F**k You' Note Voltswagen https://news.sky.com/story/vw-sorry-for-early-april-fools-day-voltswagen-pr-stunt-12261948 Endangered songbirds https://news.sky.com/story/regent-honeyeater-endangered-songbird-in-australia-is-forgetting-its-love-songs-and-the-females-of-the-species-arent-impressed-12248417 Matt Hancock’s Boudoir: https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/29/matt-hancock-says-his-bright-red-office-is-like-a-soothing-boudoir-14322086/ Massive Tit Fight https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/05/blue-tits-fight-in-park-in-ayr-scotland-14192486/ Chinese takeaway reviews: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/chinese-takeaway-becomes-sensation-savage-23818920 Boots sex toys https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/boots-apologise-after-inappropriate-advert-23627717 Boner: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/naked-attraction-host-reveals-excited-23513375 Tom Brady tattoo: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-girlfriend-thinks-tattoo-dont-23484109 Good news stories: Board games https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-56450518 CPR https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/8-year-old-boy-who-learned-cpr-from-a-john-cena-nickelodeon-show-uses-it-to-save-sister/ar-BB1fd86P The Tokyo Olympics that could’ve been: https://comicbook.com/anime/amp/news/tokyo-olympics-opening-plan-leak-anime-mario/