S3E4: Party Planning & Night Out Necessities

Who needs socks when your carry-on is full of fanny packs, harnesses, and a douche that may or may not get flagged by French airport security? Pete and Bisq-it are unpacking (literally) their ultimate feral survival kit - from coded Notes app checklists (“D&L” = douche + lube, duh) to travel wigs with names (Karen sends her regards).From sleep masks that double as blackout curtains for your eyeballs to the eternal battle of do I pack my Metamucil or just raw dog fate?, nothing is off-limits. Expect tales of Parisian douche drama, TSA pat-downs that should’ve been porn, and a VeggieTales visual that will leave you questioning your child’s content consumption. Plus, why caftans, fans, and earplugs might just save your weekend.It’s cheeky, chaotic, and the only packing list that pairs poppers with a Bluetooth speaker. Travel light, party heavy, babes.