You're Nick Crackens. Oh, yeah. I heard it all the way over here. Welcome to the Trevor.
I'm Steve. I'm Brent. I'm Dan I'm saying places time. I got to be first.
Oh, did you sneak in on me? Yeah, you motherfucker I was gonna say like we have a special guest in the studio today, Brent. Yeah, right? Funny Steve.
I forgot what you look like, bro. Yeah, whatever. I don't forget what you look like. You beautiful big man That's right and a man chicken.
So welcome back everybody. Yes apologies for the delayed episode But you know it's holiday time and Steve was trying to die Right. Right. Right.
It's true. It's true. That's right. Happy.
Happy Zombie over zombie overlord day. Zombie overlord Jesus Christ the first zombie. I mean, whatever do I'm sure Solomon had one for Jesus I'm assuming wait Lazarus, you know according to Mo Lazarus came back to the dead all the so he would be the first zombie I'll be awesome bit like like a movie. Yeah, like a lazarus like Lazarus started the whole zombie shit Well, I thought comedy so he's like comes out life and everything's like I didn't do anything It's not my fault.
It was Jesus dude. He brought me back man I'm saying well that guy came back to life. No one even knows me Jesus is actually west here from fucking resident evil right? I can do all the like ninja like Matrix Matrix moves.
Yeah But yeah, we miss an episode. Sorry guys. It's okay. I think everybody needed you know and Athens makes the heart grow fonder You bitches aren't paying us right yet.
Yeah, that's true We are gonna play in doing a patreon and just basically so we can do a paywall and talk about crazy shit But yeah, I'm still then all the space you thought you knew about right? Yeah, all the stuff we can say not to worry about getting fired for you exactly you guys like my new shirt I do it's very nice big like a like the Japanese wave picture, but well the stormtroopers are surfing surfing Yeah, and I wanted to wait till we were on the show to give you guys your teacher president. Oh, I forgot Hang on what's okay. I got presents.
Oh nice. That's all right. I got you the same one. That's cool We both have the same one about right now.
I am too. Thank God. We don't videotape this I am the show damn you guys are sexy all rated look at them boobs. Yeah See which fat man can put on shirt first Rent has far more hair than I do so, you know, this isn't a video.
It's radio. So oh, is that the Mandalorian? Are you fucking kidding me, bro? Nice the Mandalorian as like a samurai.
Yeah That's dope. Have you ever been watching the news? Yeah, I haven't seen you yet. Okay.
Yeah, it's awesome That's a pretty good man. Yeah, I saw samurai fucking I thought it was buba fat when I bought it and then I was like Oh wait a minute. That's a Mando symbol down at the bottom also dope. Oh, yeah I'm gonna have to fucking hide this cuz dawn don't be I almost gave it away because I was like if if there was a grogu on this thing She would be like yeah, yeah as soon as I realized it was Mando and I was like dawn's gonna steal this ship I was pissed they don't sell it anymore.
They used to have a Vader one like that like a Vader samurai Yeah, have you seen some like the AI stuff? They're doing long TikTok where they'll take Star Wars and then AI it with Samurai's or they did a venom one. Oh, yeah, the symbiote. Oh nice I was like Luke Skywalker all like half fucking blacked out and shit.
Oh, yeah, I haven't even tried stuff like that I usually do like the macho man in Bigfoot getting coffee So anyway speaking of AI thought we'd do a little weird crossover episode, okay So are you familiar with the podcast called are you garbage? No, you mentioned that the other day and I just stumbled on it Because Jen gills was on it and I'm like I fucking like that dude So I listened to it and basically these guys ask you a bunch of questions that you know if you do these things you're probably trash So I thought I would kind of copy that but instead kind of flip it and call it. You think you're better than me So the objective is obviously the same pretty much is like what oh, yeah I mean, it's basically like a it's basically like never have I ever kind of thing okay, but also just stuff to talk about and the crossover being I Had chat GPT come up with the questions nice. Oh wow.
I love chat. I'm actually currently using it to make a video game What dude? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're working on that this week.
Yeah, does it work? Yeah, like surprisingly well like what kind of video game action RPG nice The oblow what but cyberpunk esque nice, but you don't level your weapons actually level up. Oh Or I haven't really figured it out exactly like five seven nuances Yeah, you level up your weapons and then you add material and yeah It's like you'll be a little level up the material and link it to the weapon So like you can have like six items on you six material. It's you gotta make that shit removable man Yeah, it's removable, but then you can link it.
So like say I want all my guns. Oh, you should do this on this game that you're not making I mean, it's it's I've gotten like the layout and I can click to move like I've gotten so do you three dimensional or Nice, so is it like your character stays the same though like you have just for shit It was called hit points like yes everything around you gets better except you yeah, yeah, so like if I went from a shotgun to a fucking M6 yeah, I just found a better way, but I want to include some sort of thing We're like upon death or something like you can you can fuck up and like lose your gun Let's say it's like it's almost like starting over But not quite because you still have the chips that you can that have been being kind of half-ass roguelike Yeah, so it's like a rogue like action RPG. Hmm kind of I kind of want to play that right now Right, that's why I want to make it cuz I want to yeah, right? Friends gonna leave us for the big times.
We're gonna be a game maker now I'm sure my ADD will like you know, I'll stop being obsessed with it in about a week and a half I'll never touch it again. It's usually how my hobbies work. What not you man. Yeah, what are you talking about?
You stick with it just like this podcast. Yeah So you guys you want to try this yeah, let's see what all right well It keeps regenerating weirdly so I'm just gonna keep track and then we can argue about who's cool got it Have you ever eaten food that has fallen on the floor and doesn't had it didn't hesitate to pick it up and eat it I literally did that Friday what was the item? I dropped a chicken tinder on the floor in the cafeteria and I picked it up and put it back ooh See no sugar tender in the cafeteria of that spell that's all Everything like yeah, you add place and location does do like it's not at home And I dropped something on the floor. It's like I did second guess it and I was like man I'm a trash human it doesn't like would you even chicken though in there though?
In a nuclear power plant At shift change, you know, maybe maybe because that plays is probably pretty fun clean. Yeah Yeah, I've definitely done it. Yeah, that's the worst I've ever done the smaller it is it makes more sense to me Like if I drop like a fucking jelly bean or if it's wet it's wet it has any type of sauce on it forget it Yeah, this chicken it was drizz bone. Yeah, that doesn't make it any cooler.
Do I know it's a horrible thing like I wish I like I want to put like a yes Plus next year I get extra extra bad points for that shit. I'm putting two yeses on that Like we're at the hospital. Yeah, so this was your chicken tender. Yes, I opened it up to add The salt on my fries.
Yeah, you know, I did I like try to move one to get more salt on the fries They're underneath it and it like tumbled off. So you're at the little like condiment station No, I was like where you pick your food. So it didn't land like where people walk. It kind of like landed like oh also right in front of everybody Yeah, nice dude.
Yeah, that's another Like yeah, that's how you get Tindy's Wow, have you ever worn clothes that were too small or too big for you because you didn't want to buy new ones I'm wearing something now that's too small that I bought from a garage sale yesterday. Okay, that would be a yes For damn. Oh wait not for me. Sorry.
I mean probably yes. You know, you don't have a favorite shirt that you're like I can't get rid of the shirt even though it doesn't fit anymore. I mean I can't get Absolutely, I've got a whole closet full of that but I don't wear them. They just stay there Yeah, I don't wear them like I think you get to a certain point where it's like you just realize like okay I'm too fat to wear that shit.
Yeah, I just got rid of that stuff So when your arms are fucking sausaging out the side of the On your shoulder Scratch So you know where you never want close to small I mean not really maybe I was younger Get some hammy downs. I mean our work shirts are too small for me. Yeah, that's why I get the button ups man Yeah, I tried to whether I saw it anyways, that would be a yes for Brent as well I'm gonna say no for Stephen eye because I just buy new shit. Yeah when I can't fit in my stuff I don't get rid of it and maybe that qualifies, but I still convince myself like maybe one day I have I have a closet literally probably half of which is like cool punisher shirts that don't fit anymore But it's like man, I don't know why that shirt to this it does take me years to get rid of clothes.
Oh dude Like rain is like usually is my wife goes time to part of the year to that. That's funny. Yeah, I will occasionally go through the closet And I do have like I used to have a shitload of t-shirts and the way I sort them is like Not possible never going to wear it or it's too old or whatever. Just like these are trash or donate or whatever Actually, probably three piles.
There's trash like I won't even donate this. Yeah, like I'm not gonna give somebody else the opportunity to get Yeah, my pit stain disgusting t-shirt and then there's the still pretty much okay But I don't want them anymore and then there's the ones that like man This is too dope to get rid of even if I can't fit into it, right? I'm just company. I got a whole texture I can't even wear it basically take a shirt and put it in a frame like with a poster board So look like you could still see the shirt I mean you could go to fucking Michael's crafts and do it unless you're you gotta have a little bit of crafty thought but you could buy glass frames and yeah, sure I mean would it be extra trashy to like Take that shit to like a tailor and be like hey, can you like add a panel right so that I can still fit in?
You just shut the side Cut the cool part off and then just iron it on the bigger shirt for me And can you somehow put in like some vents right underneath my tits so I don't get the flop sweat fat Okay, number three have you ever stolen anything even something as small as a pen or a pencil? Absolutely Alright fucking put it put it out there. Yeah. Oh, what do you want me to start?
I was gonna say we're sitting down existing. Are you still everything from there when I were there? Whoa like I thought I was getting fired one time cuz I still a TV no a router Oh, I went like back and I hit it in the back and then I saw like the Off-French guy like come through and go out there and I'm like, um busted But I guess it ain't fine because it came back in and be handed on like whoo He's still wow monthly subscription cards. Oh shit.
What yeah? Because it's back in the day when they're in a box already activated You didn't have to like activate when you scan Wow monthly subscription cards So you're talking like are you talking like an AOL like dial-up internet world warcraft like the oh that kind of well Yeah, we have a local cable company called well. I thought you were talking about I mean who hasn't done that first few apartments that we had here I refuse to get internet because at the time nobody was smart enough to fucking lock up their Wi-Fi So I'm right why would I pay for internet? I got Wi-Fi red next door clink in on there.
It's for sure crush that shit Yeah, I've I've some of the blues. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably like 16 or so He told us that story remember like it was the when you just like strolled in acted like a boss and oh, yeah In case of beer walked out from Augsburg is my hometown. Oh, yeah, I tell you about my Halloween story when we still beer I think so you do yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I told the podcast Like super elaborate I mean it started very young Bubble gum and got baseball cards mom would make us take it back I'm a pair of we're good about that like if we got busted with it my mom was like no fuck that You're gonna take the shit back to the store and apologize and go through the whole rigamarole the first time I stole something not on purpose It was like I was like it was a gameboy shake case with that bubble gum in it Yeah, cards or some shit like I was carrying around Walmart my mom were shopping I guess I put it my pocket oh shit I got home and I was like oh my god I still like I hit it like up underneath my bed like Oh, like there's a Sneaky yeah, I was like oh my god, I accidentally stole yeah, but my biggest and probably like the best ice I ever had was like Just stealing ladies hearts Cheesy dad jokes.
I still one that's not part of the thing You're eating food that was past its expiration date. Yes If it's like within probably two days and it can't have any funky smell and it can't have like any weird colors I'm such a trashy human. I ate a bag of chips Thursday that expired recently I guess 2022 no a year dude. It's chips, bro.
Yeah, it's chips that are already full of preservatives man And they're still they smell fine taste like it's like a best by date. It's like when is it really bad? Yeah, there is that like by you's by her best taste yeah, yeah It's that best by so I guess it wasn't expired per se well Let's put it this way if you were like an apocalypse type situation you beat that shit. Yeah, yeah It's like it didn't smell too funky you'd be like a little funky might still be like yeah good point.
I'm practicing yeah Gee rid up Have you eaten anything smart like on purpose? I mean in college we would leave pizza like just on the counter for weeks and Throughout the week gross. Yeah when it was all hard. Yeah.
Yeah, I want you to go in a microwave 10 seconds kills anything That would do that today. I mean I've ever recently know like throwing a pizza in the oven overnight and then eight off of it Yeah, that's not like two weeks later. Yeah, that's definitely a yes for Brent Yeah, I'm not gonna count anything that you didn't know so like if you knew no you go down you go It's a little past expiration. Yeah, I mean yes, yeah, I'm definitely not above that.
I mean tuna's better when it's like I hate to do this to you guys We'll be back all right we're back and we're back back all right you ever had to pawn anything to make rent No, me. Yes. I'm gonna say yes, and I'm a know on that one. No shit.
Yeah, you're brought anything. I feel like I have But not for like but not because I had to do more like I don't want this anymore. I want some money Some of the worst definitely have yeah because I had to a few times I have a hundred dollar value item And I'm gonna give you thirty five dollars for it. Yeah, exactly And then you go back two weeks later, and it's like they got it on the wall for sale for twice what it was worth Yeah, you could buy it back for 200 bucks.
I brand new one of these sort of five dollars less than what you're charging Yeah, I'm sorry for the money man big time money man. Ha ha you remember Robert Brady, right? Yeah Yeah, so we lent him some money one time because he didn't have enough for his attorney when he was getting fucked over by that Dude, yeah, and so as collateral I took his guitar and amp and then I got in a fucking jam And I had to sell that shit. It sucked.
I should have gotten back and gotten that I'm a sucker. Did you pond the stuff likes pond to come back to buy or pond just to sell I just sold it Yeah, yeah, I don't think I even got that much for it man I was it was a stupid idea, but it's like well you're fucking up against the wall. You're like yeah I mean $20 might as well be a million twenty dollars. It's twenty dollars.
Yeah, dude. Quick question This is completely off topic sure. Do you know how to string a guitar properly? Yeah, I'm over next time I bring my guitar I just think I just not very good at it.
Yeah, I'm trying to string and I broke the small string. Yeah, I forget the Forget the brand name, but there's a coding that if you buy it's infinitely better than just standard strings And it's only a difference of like ten bucks. So like a stand I mean used to be yeah I don't know how much strings are these days but used to be like a regular set of strings like a cheap set would be like Five bucks and the nicer ones are like 15. Yeah, I usually get a little bit better brand Yeah, so you're looking for a coding called nano web nano web, huh?
So buy those all string shit up for you. Yeah, it just it it keeps like the slime and oil from your hands getting on it Also gets rid of that string squeak that we okay I never stood why my guitar sound like shit. That's probably why there's cheap strings So dawn's boss plays guitar and he's been a bands and stuff. Show me this guitar requires like zero tuning the strings are pre-tuned nice It has no like tuning place to even do it.
You've locked the strings in and that's it. Yeah It's like The strings are just like a ball each From is I mean in the south there's no way that's Oh, you're selling yesterday. I was bought a banjo. We're 80 bucks.
It was like a nice banjo I was like man. That's not a bad idea. I've always wanted to play the banjo. They sound so cool.
They do sound cool. They're hard though Yeah, yeah, Steve Martin can do it Fucking Emmett Otters, Jug band Christmas over here I'll play the judge then you play the guitar string tied to a bucket I'm a hell of a jug player That's just because you're so good with your lips. I'm gonna blow on oh All right next question so far. I'm winning.
Do you consider gas station food to be a viable meal option? Yeah, for me. That's a yes. I've eaten plenty of gas station food.
Yeah, I'm gonna say you're used to be like a daily like stop Get a dollar hot dog and a drink. Yeah, I was doing all you do the the meat aquarium. You do the oh, yeah, the rolling sausages I don't know nobody knows. I guess what probably wasn't on the floor though.
Good probably No, nothing is man, and I realize it's it's it's heated So it's really not that big a deal It's kind of like you know using a George Foreman grill for like a week without changing it Yeah, but nobody cleans those rollers now. Yeah, ever know no, we can't say maybe the manager like once a year maybe What's your six Steve no, you look a little sweaty your coffin Vapous no, I'm like enjoying my health and like my lungs aren't used to having cigarette smoke in I Know No, I mean still organ meat yeah, but it's crazy good for you. I Fucking love No, I call it chicken chewing gum cuz gizzards man just like straight chewy man. I might be another trung-chung.
That might be another But the fry episode I was a title chicken chewing gum Yeah, Prince fortune my mouth is watering because that is so gross out of your mouth is watering like one of you like you know Yeah, I mean what what's your if there is one? What's your favorite gas station food you can't beat the hot dog with chili and cheese and onion mustard or just Mustard yeah, or that like you did the slaw and stuff that's been there for who knows? No, I get that onion and a face law from a gas station. So Speedway has changed So they're not around anymore, but Speedway if you could find a place that actually made food There's that one on 17 South like right as your town that was pretty good.
Yeah, there's one up by my house, too So I would stop and get like their what I get I would get their burgers or they had some kind of breakfast sandwich Yeah, I'll just say breakfast. Yeah, don't worry. You ever hit that seaweed outpost on 17 North. Yes Oh damn they make this shit fresh right in there I saw dude in there last week or no two weeks ago I almost punched his bitch in the face because he walked up and grabbed all the remaining hand biscuits right in front of me And I was like can I get one sir?
Let me get one in what dude and Right then some shit came up behind me with fresh ones just baked and she was like I got you baby I'm like hell yes. Thank you so much. Oh, thank God my wife Yeah, I've already eaten like the pre-made sandwiches Pre-made sandwiches are a gamble dude like the ones in the triangle box. Yeah, fuck.
No, I Ex salad no I never do the salads Anything with mayonnaise and you got it. Yeah, it's best like a future on episode where he's like the egg salad gas They say I was like super worms in his gut I keep thinking about like kindergarten cop when she's eating a big fucking egg salad I'll make sure I'll eat that shit a bit. I should I might make some Easter eggs in a fridge. Oh It's like just on a floral bit nice I say about Easter egg salad sandwiches colorful.
You do you ever do like like colored double eggs? Yeah, I've done that before where you can like food color the What I make is smoked Jalapeno Oh No, because he's in the bathroom after eating smoked jalapeno eggs and floor chicken Yeah, okay, I make it this guy. Sorry guys brandy heads. I'm playing.
I mean why he's just in the bathroom Yep, with his floor chicken poops So yeah, that's a yes for all this Ever Snuck food into a movie theater you the bring your own candy kind of guy I have I usually bring packs of gummies I'm not like I'm sure people do that for sure Like little boxes of candy maybe yeah, I just never think ahead that far I don't either Terry does that sometimes and I'm like right on well usually we got little packs of gummies You know just like fruit gummies and I usually pack them up but not food But guess what I always buy popcorn and so yeah, I almost always buy something Yeah, I get that big old bucket of popcorn I wish they had a place around here like they used to the American downtown. Mm-hmm. We could like have like a meal while watching Oh, yeah, like this I think cinebar is still open, but that place sucks Yeah, is that like the bar where you can go and watch a movie? Well, they had actually have like little mini tables in front of your seats and they wait on you You can actually go food and they'll bring you beers and shit.
Yeah, but their services dog shit Like right when they opened they had enough staff where it was awesome You actually waited your table like you're in a restaurant and now it's like they hire kids Maybe they'll come to your seat one time really maybe it's really probably stand in front of you What you're trying to watch the book movie boy? Surprisingly, it's not that intrusive like but if you want to drink one to me go James Island. Yeah, what's the? Oh the terrace.
Yeah, the terrace pretty done. Yeah, well it used to be really cool because it was in there like 10 years, so I mean It's still a nice theater. It's actually nicer than it used to be a lot of stuff You don't normally see a theater They used to that's what I was just hearing a complaint about it used to be like an indie movie theater Where you could see like weird shit, right? And they would have like rocky hornets and like cool little events that you wouldn't normally get Well Reecals doing that shit now.
They're coming out Exactly. Yeah, they kind of caught on to that like hey We need other reasons for people to show up to this fucking place. Yeah, cuz they play all they what's the Japanese anime? Oh, the music is a movie is a movie.
Yeah, they have yeah, they do that Conan yeah, they do that classic thing in full disclosure speaking of Conan that was the first time I've been in a movie theater in probably 10 years no shit I gave us a movie theaters when I went to go see a movie with grandkids and stuff and they were like We have a signed seats you guys can sit here. Yeah guys can sit there and the other two can sit there And I was like excuse me. Yeah, it's a sign. I was like fuck you.
I'll wait till this bitch comes out on DVD Yeah, and I did I ever since then I'm like because I mean come on It's a fucking movie Why are you gonna separate an entire family because that's the way you should have bought your tickets ahead of time What I used to go to the movies and like just go and Yeah, and then watch like two or three movies because you would just go from theater to theater Yeah, man old school where like if you wanted the fucking choice, you know three quarters of the way back Yeah, middle seat you get there early to do you know and that is your reward for getting there early is the good seats You know and if you show up late you gotta you get a fucking Front row seat or a fucking backwards get a get a neck problem and watch it up front You know they should do a theaters pay to get in That's great. I think they don't make they make their money on food and drinks right? Basically yeah, cuz the the actual reels. Yeah are so expensive like the tickets Don't even cover and a lot of that money goes to the studio anyway Like a buffet fucking movie like an all you can watch movie theater You just go in and you have multiple theaters with multiple movies that would be dope you pay I mean if you want to spend all day it over crazy amount of money I'm saying people would pay to get in and not do it and so you're winning so when we win exactly yeah I could call it's like a money grab like a gym membership.
Yeah, I expected not to use this shit I was actually like if you had six theaters and you played three movies that you wanted to see right it might be worth it You know yeah certain times of the year like oh this this then this comes on I want to see all those I might as well go see me one day, but that's you know, it's popping like nine hours of movies Hell yeah fucking super hot right now and I see it along on my Facebook fire driving And yeah, and in Beaufort right yeah, yeah, I would love to drive in there. No, no driving No, we're not there been one. Yeah. Yeah, dude.
We only have here is Beaufort. It's like 40 I'm not driving 40 minutes like nostalgia I know I would love to drive up there and just like camp out in the back of the truck man. Let's do it I want to go back to the one where I saw Bert during his driving tour is What's the place up by? Charlotte it's called like high point.
I think no clue It's you know, it's kind of a shitty town shitty mountain town But they have a dope ass like triple plex driving driving and it's like kind of hilly and like sounds perfect Yeah, it's like kind of tucked in a little valley and there's like camping like you can you can pull in like an RV And shit next to the place it was really nice. It was like a park that also had movies like yeah Growing up when we went to the drive-ins. Yeah, they had like a playground area up in front right in front of the movies Screaming yep, and then you park and this was back before they would like have you tuned it in on your radio You actually had a little speaker On the window and you get there before it gets dark and kids are out there all playing on swings and shit And then that for your horses to yeah Man fuck my Steve. Yeah, you're gonna get old soon son Well always hold a special place in my heart because that was like middle of the pandemic where nothing was happening Yeah, everybody's been indoors for fucking nine months and it was awesome dude like just the feeling of everybody like Okay, you know we might be okay like we can actually be around of course caser We all died, but this is worth it right.
It was dope though. It was like a tailgate party. Yeah, and there was comedy It was dope. Well make it easy now though.
You can just go to Sam's and buy a fucking outdoor movie screen I have a nice projector. We bought a real for like seven hundred bucks I was able to do that at the house man That's what we used to do is have outdoor movies like we did like when hocus pocus pocus came out Like we played it for our kids and a bunch of kids came over on Halloween fucking nerd What I know but actually what me and brainy been doing a lot is mystery movie Mondays. Oh, yeah You tell me about that that's something you guys invented. No, it's five dollars for a movie ticket You don't know what movie you're seeing.
Oh, it's an unreleased movie. So it's maybe that's not out yet Yep, and then they also get a special popcorn and drink stuff But every movie scene is something I would have never bought tickets for but I've actually enjoyed the movie hell Yeah, see that's a hard thing for people. I think it's like I'm trying new things Yeah, like when I go on Netflix or whatever streaming channels I'm just like streaming through and there's a million fucking movies that are probably amazing movies, right? But every time I'm just like yeah, I've seen this one a million times but fuck it all watching a million I know I like this right.
I know this movie's good Like one of the movies was champions with willy hairls in and he's like it's basically mighty ducks But would he hear us in his teaching special ed kids basketball? That's that's kind of awesome Yeah, it was actually surprisingly good and the last one went to was mafia mama, which was almost like a no It was almost like a Was that like an old almost like airplane like slapstick comedy mafia movie really? Yeah, like almost like a lot of like like what is this hilarious? Yeah, just like yeah every time they said something would all turn and spit like so every time someone said that word They would all turn to spit it was just weird, but it like wasn't that type of movie But it was I don't know I can't explain it.
It was hilarious. You ever seen a grown man naked? Yeah, yeah Y'all see um bro callizers making a new yeah, yeah, it's like medieval times Back to our trash. Yeah, sorry.
Sorry. I'm not sorry. Fuck that. That was a good conversation We just gotta say way into some other shit man.
All right Shit from hotels you steal that shit always hotel towels. I have but I don't yeah I'm with you there. I have in the past, but I don't actually honestly depends on the treatment. I've gotten at the hotel They're all about like the shampoo and all that doesn't count.
Oh, does it? That's the case. Yeah, I see a lot of that I mean time they come in to clean my room if I'm there we I'm getting weeks work if I walk by the cart in the hallway I'm grabbing a handful I need TP I need We have a whole little bag of it in our closet for when going trips. Yeah, super handy.
Yeah, I never fuck with it Really? Yeah, but towels and pillows but honestly I bring my own soaps. Yeah, but see if you steal from the Have to bring your soap and then you can steal more soap is it better with a perpetual like beer you didn't pay for it's a perpetual That's really good occasionally you will run across a hotel where they've got like some shit. Yeah, one of the so my last job I was traveling a lot Hotels and I've noticed a lot of them have started doing like giant dispensers in like the shower and shit Oh, so that you know, they're not oh, yeah, like so you just like press down on the pump and you're like body wash I don't like that you hear this up in it.
Yeah, that's what I thought too man. I do know what I'm talking about Really hand lotion your yeah, I went to public school. Yeah, yeah, yeah gross, but no towels though. No, that's what I'm talking about Like shit that you know isn't complimentary.
Sure. I've taken a towel But it's never been not on purpose. Yeah, but it's never been like at least fucking towels are nice You know what I should steal and I never even thought about it is those the toilet wait No, there's like floor mat towels that are sick. Yeah for the ground With their small they are small.
You all know how to trick. Oh, yeah Drive another road. You gotta take a shit. Oh, no, I'm with you there Really shit.
No, I'll tell you better just come up without your own someone else I'm about it. Yeah, cuz everybody might hit me on that several years ago, and I'm like, yes And it's like, you know, yeah, that kind of way a different direction because we were just talking about floor mats And then you're talking about thinking shit and I'm like, I'm like trying to put it together I'm like if Prince says he wastes his ass with the format I'm not stealing ever again. I mean I'm not cleaning them. I mean fuck it and absorbency is amazing.
It is great though I mean even if it's just the lobby and if you with any hotel if you just act like you're supposed to be there No, I'm asking you shit because they just assume you're a guest guess. You want breakfast breakfast coffee hell. Yeah, yeah Grab a Play but I have done it. I have done coffee.
Yeah. I'm thinking about now. I go grab some breakfast Yeah, why not just find a good one just see if yeah, like a good complimentary one I mean the really good ones. They'll charge you but yeah, like a good like content on break.
Let's go and get bagel Yeah, let's see that it's kind of hard work out like all the side was a lot Just go through the front door bro. Yeah, just be like you know what you're doing because they don't know your guests Usually this is a safe changes. Yeah, exactly. They didn't they don't know They're kids be like come on kids.
We'll go up to the room in a minute Let's stop get some break if it's you know a fucking motel on the side of the road that has like two cars in the parking lot Maybe don't try that because they're gonna know you But yeah, we should totally take turns Yeah, find a good spot hit all the ones by the airport. Oh, yeah, I bet there's some good We're gonna trees don't you there's at least three different Hilton's over there anything home? I have a good breakfast. Yeah, I always used to pick the I really want some fucking eggs like scrambled eggs and bacon right now I was used to hit the Hilton garden in because they have a bar.
Yeah, it's very important and usually they had they used to have a happy hour Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we're right. No. Yes, what?
You said you do I don't take towels. Okay. I don't take anything. That's not complimentary right?
I think we're all knows that I think we're all knows. Yeah, surprising. We're not rock stars. Yeah, you ever been to a backyard wrestling match Participated Yes, definitely.
Yes for me. I would love to we know it's the next battle We actually went a step further than backyard wrestling. Yeah, we took my carport when I was a kid I say a kid I was like 18 19 right? All the kids from the neighborhood come over because somebody brought over like four or five pairs of box of clothes Nice, that's where it starts to Made like the carport the boxing ring and we just know we didn't Because we tried to do it legit.
We're like alright man. You and I are about the same weight you and I can fight And then we tried to match everybody up weight class. Yep, and it was awesome. It was really good And there was really no it was more MMA because there was no no technique whatsoever Right, right?
Whatever you could do my one buddy like literally jumped up in the air and is like pounding people on top of the head and shit Yeah, we have two sets of boxing gloves and brainy makes kids fight like when my daughter brings her friends over nice Hey, I got some boxing gloves. You want to fight? Like to watch people fight hilarious. Yeah So when Tina just come over your house, she's like a boxing gloves you guys want to fucking and most of us.
Yeah, yeah, they do yeah They do this kid's love to fight man. We used to do We used to be trampoline wrestling It always started fucking that exactly but we would always start with like okay We just watched fucking Wrestlemania. I want to see what it's like to power bomb somebody So, you know, we always that shit and then it would get like serious Yeah, like people were like oh we're wrestling for real now We'd always pull wrestle because you're lighter weight so you can do like all the cool Like you know the water like you cuz you can like everyone's weightless so you can do all these cool moves that you're not Trying to do as a kid. So the problem I'm not even so probably the worst scenario in our little boxing matches was this one kid and way lighter than me fucking like I Wonder if I'd you like he just can't bird dog me like wouldn't stop and my buddy, you know, and your buddies like do you understand what you're doing?
Like he's like finally everybody's like fuck it put him in the ring. I hit that boy So fucking hard. I swear to God like I think I might have aged him 20 years when I hit him. He just You can just see I felt bad, but I was like now you understand why they have Me when I outweigh you by like 30 pounds.
You can crack him in the chin and he's like remembering past lives Exactly I saw some videos like technique versus weight class and it was like some dude who's like obviously 300 pounds and this little skinny dude Like I'm like literally jumps there double kicks him in the chest and bounces off it falls on the ground like Yeah, certain things you can't get over. Yeah, right like that scene in once upon a time in Hollywood where the Bruce Lee guy Yeah, he like just like grabs him by the leg and throws him into a car I saw watch that the other night. It was I think it's on each video. Yeah, no, it's on show.
I was not expecting the ending of that Maybe so weird, right? I mean doesn't he like the chicken fire? Yeah, he burns away I'm moving prop. I guess I can go where I can alternative version of the man's Ever bought something from a street vendor.
Yes. Yeah, absolutely, right? Yeah, I mean that's kind of a dumb question I mean it is like farmers markets, right farmers markets. I would say and I'm not I'm not maybe like you guys understand what I'm talking about when I say a shakedown street Yeah, like hey by this rose I built out of similar but like think of like oh They're gonna do you go and then they're like five dollars You're like you just handed this to me like it was similar But I'm talking more like like a music festival where like the main strip when you're walking in is just people selling like Like an ass car bit similar.
Yeah, okay, but you know I'm gonna be using this will bend an ass car But yeah like a music festival there will be like on the main drag walking in there be people, you know Talking talking their gear selling drugs mostly, but you know there'd be selling tide eyes or bracelets or like doses That weird guy the green squares on the t-shirt what that weird guy and the doctors who's had to just like Brushes your shoulder and goes doses I do you have acid? Okay, go away Yeah, figured you'd be the go to figured you'd be the one Let's see what else we got here. Oh Do you have any relatives who are currently in jail no Prince thinking hard. I don't currently okay.
Do you include? You know I mean immediate family, I hope not I don't think any brainy families in jail right now. I think they're all out Yeah, I definitely have because I'm interested First should I actually talk about hey It does happen so that would be a yes for me No for you guys currently No, if I were to have yes, I mean had you asked like six months ago Like for me for sure right now if you would ask six months ago, I would have been like two or three Oh, yeah, cuz doesn't she have a cousin or something that just got out recently? I heard like our whole man.
He says their nieces dads in there for life. Yeah, but there's like it's brandy's families basically gypsy's so that's kind of an unfair question Yeah, I just want gypsies. I thought they're so fun. I betcha.
They probably wouldn't that's the thing right? You're the one I don't like they'll do all kind of other fuck that shit Yeah, you're like you need a knife before they're like god damn you're a nasty bitch ever wash your clothes in the sink. Yes. Yes for sure I mean sure yours happens.
I don't I don't do that. I just eject that shit man. I mean if it's like a lot of shit Yeah, I'll do it with any shit Like I've got off a pair on the way on a shark and just like left them up like I'll make it out That's what that This one's a little close to home ever made a meal out of condiments for me 100% yes, I was bright count as condiment No, so I'm talking about like mustard packets from fucking Wendy's. Oh, I've eaten honey packets like as a lunch meal Yeah, I'm saying like you have nothing to eat so you eat packets of shit I mean it's more of a snack for me like when I was in college and had zero money a hundred percent I was eating packets of fucking shit.
I mean it's catch up But I'm with you man the honey was the way to go because that's actually sugar yeah and catch you can't just eat Catch up. Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no because I never just like I mean I'm eating a packet of ketchup, but it's not like I did it as a stain white. Yeah, I'm talking about like I needed that shit Yeah, that kind of goes back to that. Did you pawn something because you had to you know no no con Meals Your mouth you don't know where this right?
Have you eaten a hot dog or pizza breakfast? Yeah, that's kind of pizza. What are you talking about? Have you ever used a food item as a makeshift coaster?
Set my drink on a pizza pizza or something. I mean probably let me get it out on that one really Yeah, I don't yeah, I mean I've carried items You know stacked them to move them from one point to the other but oh this was never had the earth Just like my glass tea. Yeah, let's get up ever Eating in the shower. Yes.
Yes both of you. Yes. Well, you know I have drank in the shower. I mean drinking Yeah, Kyle that's my body and a rush is like you have like a breakfast sandwich and you're like in the shower like this and you're like I'll take a bite.
Nope. Okay Keep your food warm. I'm saying Our chicken gizzards I might be on there to a shower chicken that reminds me of I don't know why it is But one of the most disturbing scenes in any movie I've ever seen Which is strange because there's a lot of them in this movie. You ever seen Gumbo Okay, so at one point there's a kid in a bathtub eating a plate of spaghetti.
Oh my god Like that would freak me out. That's like right in my I don't know why it just like watching somebody like in like a Mg tub like that is even better than a shower like it's not clean. I would eat soup and clean tub because just like Like full tub naked eating a plate of fucking spaghetti So you mess with you guys get like a random text next week Premise it with it's gonna be hilarious and a little disturbing you ever eaten them. Okay, so I was no one that okay Have you ever eaten a meal while on the toilet?
Unfortunately, I have I mean I'm drink coffee on the toilet. That's no I have I'm not Can't know I can't recall what it was but I'm sure I had something in my hand just like I got three more bites I'm gonna go ahead sit down or like that fucking toshbit where he's like Take your pants all the way off sit backwards on a toilet. What's your bowl of cereal on the life hack? You're welcome bro.
I had a friend of mine. That's how you used to shit like literally face the face the bank See I'm okay with that so where you gotta fucking it's all you know flush while you're eating. Yeah, that's what spreads the germs That's what sprays the people matter Would you be opposed to an additional break? I gotta take break.
Oh, I thought that was a question. I was like So in tune with answering questions. Yeah, we'll be back And we're back and we are back so next on the list Does your home content okay? Does your home contain more than two as seen on TV products?
No more than or more than or equal to yeah more than or equal to you have two or more I have at least two. No, no, I do have three. Yeah, what do you guys? Yes, Nuggie one is Dan bought me It's a flashlight that you put water in and shake it and it works.
Oh, yeah, the water flashlight dude. Yeah, I did buy that for you Does that count as mine and then I totally have one I have at least I have at least two snuggies so I'll snuggies as you know TV Yeah, I have one I have a second. I want one. No, no sham.
Well, we did buy one of those fucking foldable hoses Shrinkable. Yeah, those suck ass by the way. Do not try that They'd like get over if you're gonna press your two much it'll like punch them so no no copper wristbands in in your I have one of those you seem like it's like a drone, but it's a ball and you can throw it up and it comes back Yeah, yeah, was that on was that an infomercial? Yeah, I mean the box has as seen on TV.
Oh, yeah What am I talking about? I've got a fucking forming grill. Oh, I guess that's true That was that started out like TV. I was like the OG fucking infomercial dude.
Probably the most accessible of all time What was the third one I thought of I know I have at least three Commemorative coins I used to collect coins. Yeah, any collections in your home right now my XY sold all my coin collection What a bitch bitch and so no not anymore dude that antique mall I was telling you guys about last weekend So they had a bunch of like, you know foreign coins and yeah, old shit and then mixed in there They have a bunch of like fucking Nazi commemorative coins. Oh my god I really wanted to buy one one coin was like 30 bucks and I'm like yeah, but I mean that's like so my daughter's game Like very anti like like can't like oh my god I can't believe they're selling shit like that right we went to an antique mall and they had a Nazi flag for sale damn And I was like hey, and you buy that for you. She's like oh my god How are they allowed to sell that I'm like because it's a flag and because it's not I mean this was the guy is really Misunderstood symbol because it didn't start as a symbol of the Nazi.
Well, I mean no, it's a simple And prior to that it also a biking but also now it's like the Charlie chap I'm actually a man. You can't have a Charlie chap You can't you can't no fans what he's an older other thing than the north 700 and 3000 years ago I mean I'm just saying okay. I just wanted to you know say straight bro next question. Do you have any Nazi men or really?
You said yes, everyone said yes. It was the asking on TV. Yeah Do you own a tuxedo no no rented I've rented one for rent them whenever I need them. Yeah, I was hoping you had a fucking Texas I don't know right now right I wish I wear every episode and I honestly thought about by that question would have been a definite yes from you Dan for sure I thought for sure you are but today text this was like I think about getting a shorthand radio.
It's like I'm surprised you were don't already have one of those Short a short wave yeah But I thought about either buying one or anyone just random occasion like I'd love to rent one day to show up here for the podcast And a tuxedo that would be I would get one like my my second marriage like I got I got fucking tails bro Speaking of so I mean live for a podcast been around what four seasons now. Yeah, we're gonna close to the hundred episode Are we really yeah, I mean we're talking about today. We should rent tuxedos and do something cool. Yeah, we should like what I don't know I just that's as far as I got well, I mean I Would be the stick and I asked from one of those little fucking floating tiki huts.
Oh Well, that we dope yeah, we just record the whole time one of those the paddle bars. Yeah, it's just like a circular raft that's made up No, no, no, it's a boat. They drive it Well, it's like a little tiki hut that's a bar and they like Around the fucking Charleston Harbor and you just drink the whole time. That would be awesome wearing tuxedos three guys We're in tuxedos.
Maybe not tuxedos because they wanted to have a pot pay for Because I was gonna fall off the boat. No We recorded like oh, we thought about doing a live show so I went to there's a little black box theater up in some of That 100% we could definitely get them to like let us use it to do I mean, I have to rent it, but I can't imagine it being that much hell Yeah, we could probably get it added to like the Charleston event list if we contacted like yeah Do like a live episode of the city paper I bet we could if we contacted them they would let us put an ad in for an event So if we did that how I would be like hey, so who's around town and somebody like who I came here just for you Right, my dream would come the fruition I mean that's that's pretty much all I got so let me tell you tell you the separate way if you want to pause it Well, no, I'm telling you get to keep talking we talk about my other dream that I had it just is my blowing I called damn I So the middle of the fucking night out of the blue I wake up and I'm saying these words Like I'm asleep at first and I wake up and I'm aware that I'm saying but I was like that's the worst thing about the apocalypse You don't have anybody to talk to about it Was going on in my brain that I woke up talking about like it just in it insinuates that Apparently I'm the only one there to see the apocalypse and and I'm there's nobody to talk to about it Or are you the destroyer of maybe I want to throw it. Yeah, I mean you're ended it You're like fucking hellboy. Yeah, like a giant like doom fist and you just like Maybe now if you had the giant doom fist You know you would think that you'd have to do like a superhero landing like punch the earth and like a bunch of ripples We come out or could you get going by just like punching a kid in the face right?
We do the same thing we're like I'm again Yeah, right. I would think I mean punching anything like just high-fiving somebody just like Wrong hand fuck If any listeners have any suggestions for a hundredth episode spectacular that you would like to hear oh, yeah I don't know I could even three guys. We maybe maybe that should be the start of us recording shit on video Oh, I was gonna say open up get a Google Google number and have be able to open up people can call in yeah I like just hey if you don't know us you can call in Yeah, I mean I would open it up. I'll buy a burner phone I've got the set up on the phone where I can run a phone like line in so the audio is like another microphone through the phone So we really do that that'd be pretty awesome.
We're now taking color three. Go ahead color three away from and big surprise According to our tally here the wild thing about this is fresh if you only gave me one. Yes, we'd be fucking tied Oh, you're right. We would own if on the first one I didn't give you the Ws Yeah, like an asshole well because you fucking ate four chicken bro In a hospital in a hospital in front of people in front of folks like the only time I don't even really feel comfortable picking The floor is when there's nobody looking like I nobody knows I'm doing this Story would have been like so much more embellish it But yeah, right next to the hazmat bags man.
Oh, whatever there and I picked it up and shoot on it dipped it in some Where people are walking some szechwam sauce. It was kind of off to the side a little bit. It doesn't matter There's definitely at least a one or two foot you know I mean they're they're clean that floor with like fucking dirty mop water, you know, you know like they have It's too far back to the closet to fucking ring it out. Here's the thing Had it been a hamburger patty.
I wouldn't have done it because it's wet fair I'm a firm believer that probably by doing that he's exposed himself Microbes then normal person would have and it's probably already developed the fucking antibodies to that On the first one to get some fucking obtainable chicken So that's crazy then so if we didn't double fuck you on the first one which you still totally deserve. Yeah, we would all be tied at 10 Trash or no, yeah, we're pretty much equal I'm a little trasher. I mean sure I live in a Where like the fucking evenings entertainment is watching the fucking Mexican chickens run around and Down the street or the neighbor that's trying to end on to his house with fucking random pallet Yeah from behind look at my I Expected Dan to be less than everyone I did to I expected me to be close Yeah, I think I think if I would have really thought like level would have been me than you than Dan as far as like Upward scale up your game dude. I definitely could probably could have skewed it to myself if I wanted to Insert yes, you have using the AI this time toilet bowl in your Robots we saw here's an extra free point for me have any of y'all eating food out of a trash can yes I was like homeless starman fucking and they had this big street fair and it was like a low point But it's you know a strong point because you know those way three quarters of a hamburger Well, this street vendor and that's what it was it was he was doing hamburgers and there was a whole bunch of them like already wrapped up and Thing was over so he just threw a whole shit down in the trash can I was like Bro, I'm not hungry.
Yeah, I know motherfucker money. No, I'm about to eat me trash can hamburger I can hamburger and some street chicken. I Got changed my answer. I did kind of cuz Dan's a some fucking donuts once Because somebody took like I mean listen if there's no one anymore these so they took like the whole box There's two in it and dropped it on top of the trash can and I saw him do it and I was like Donut I'm gonna eat one of those donuts.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm not about like through a wet fucking pile of your trash You're like scooping out with your fingers about that. It's the wet thing.
It is the wet thing really is dude I was some dry street chicken you would have ate it Yeah, you know about this. I don't know if this affects you guys It's kind of like this but getting the bathtub thing for me once a plate has been taken from the dinner table and put into the sink that Feels done dead to me. Yes, it's the most disgusting. I could have just been eating it 30 seconds ago.
Really you said in the sink nothing has happened I have no water. No way you take that plate out and know it more food on it But no instantly somehow it's disgusting. Yeah, I concur putting it in the sink So I'm not changes it food this on a plate in the sink fuck you guys The ones that I watched them fucked up porn and then when you're done you'd be like God who watches that shit? Yeah, that's gross.
We still have souls. Sorry Steve, right? No, like silverware. I'll do that like I can grab a spoon I know I just used maybe 20 minutes.
I'll wash it really. Yeah, yeah, so I made a sandwich There's many don't think I'm like I'm gonna have to wash the man is off to redip it I mean it's a make another sandwich. I'm trying to think of the best food combination because again me being me with nothing But time on my fucking spatula and a great big tub I'm trying to think of the best food combination and what bubble bath I want to put in the tub I'm thinking While soaking in tomato soup Sandwich dude with a bowl of grits I'm saying like you're been in like a picnic or something It's it and the fucking bread gets That and then also I can't eat sandwiches at a beach Yeah, the grains of sand I don't like you get I don't like to know but it is the worst For sure if I'm at the beach I try to make sure there's like a concession area where I can go get a hamburger out there I'm saying it needs to be something nearby even if you wrap it you're so careful either one the break is wet from the ice and the fucking cooler Right like as you make oh that's exactly what happens the most yeah, and as a kid pre-make some shit You put it in the picture like fuck you eat it kid. Yeah, we got to go to that or nothing You got to go to the beach today you eat that fucking soggy PB and J and you love it if you already had enough grapes No more juice boxes kids yeah unless my dad was like balling out of control and was like we're going to McDonald's like Like we didn't get that shit very often man exactly like you feel like you're eating you feel like kids nowadays are totally fucking like Overlooked that shit completely spoilt was if you get like once a month you shit was the bomb We got a little styrofoam fuck the planet motherfucking Fucking like a little hole in the top and use them as banks when we were kids No shit, Nate Bragaski has a great bit on McDonald's like I guess him and two other kids were in a family car And they went to McDonald's and a family pulled all their men together like hey We only have you know enough money for two happy meals you'll be okay without getting happy all cuz it was all this He's like yeah, it's fine.
He's like yeah, they still make fun of me to this day like sorry Maybe we'll get you happy all next time buddy. It's my unhappy meal bitch. Yeah, you don't get one Yeah, but so overrated like kids just know what they have man Yeah, they don't know how much better like the food I'm cooking at home is gonna be way better than McDonald's you talk about and the only thing that McDonald's could have completely not fucked up was the apple pies Yeah, I want to press I want to eat a hot apple pie that like when I bite into it I can't feel the inside of my mouth for yeah two weeks if it's not burning your nerve endings Yeah, and it's no good fuck that bitch. You want to see them hot grease bubbles on top of that bitch fuck bait Damn it such a good thing and yeah, you're totally right about the fries though.
Yeah, no like in my heart on my you know My deepest understanding of the universe. I know those motherfuckers aren't potatoes Like there's no way that came from a potato dude like if you're like taking a bite of a McDonald's fry and like look at that bitch It looks like breading it's like Mashed potatoes and like yeah like struder exactly they're so thin and small Salt like Wendy's I call them there, you know their commercials are you know their hot fresh fries? I always tell don't it's like their hot fresh lies cuz every time I go through that bitch It's always like the coldest mushiest fucking french fries and I'm like I don't like curly fries no Fucking really frat how you supposed to dip it. It's fucking too awkward.
Don't dip it. Just eat it man Yeah, just eat it right. Yeah, I've gotcha Did I get up yes, I say catch up. I was born in Indiana I don't say you can't say catch up.
I said catch up. That sounds exactly the same the two words you just said were the same words Catch up. Yeah, but you say catch up. Yeah, that's what you just said catch up That's what you're saying the same fucking thing.
I cannot hear the difference between it. It's like the fucking water thing for me Yeah for damn and I when you say it's like we think you're calm Hey, I'll catch up with you later. Yeah, it says this pronounce to me Yeah, he says with a deep water water water I'll say oil oil oil and ruin Talk shit though because I was like I don't don't ruin the oil with the water She's like shut up. I mean the truth is you know either low income or country is country everywhere by day Dude cuz my grandmother says shit right that country my grandmother says shit like worse Yeah, I don't we have a wash the windows wash your hands for dinner wash your hands worse There's an R in there and My my brother used to fuck with her my granddad and my mom that would say it and he would always go like hey grandma Who was the first president of the United States?
Just so that she would say Washington. He's like, okay cool like so she says Washington. Yeah, it says Washington But what do you do with the dishes? Oh, I wash the dishes.
Yeah, you just do that to fuck with them Just give me a little thing a little wink Nice, I see what you doing, but it's been fun guys. Thanks for coming over. Totally man. It's been great episode.
Yeah So Mike's this was nice. I like the questions those those nice. Yeah, so I don't know Dan no problem Yeah, I was just thinking maybe I should just prepare everything I had a time from now on Recycle you just hit the refresh button I'm just getting anyways. I appreciate everyone listen.
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