Welcome to live forever I'm Brent and I'm Steve I'm Dan and we're the live forever podcast alright Everybody I love how we don't have like a set intro like I was so you go best the perfect intro Yeah, you know the podcast has begun when you hear the crack over the air So everyone's week's been going good fucking killer dude pretty good. Yeah, I keep Dan Dan has had the probably the pinnacle We yeah, yeah, as we can get a shit man. I pretty good day. Tell us about it with the record store day, which is You know for dorks like my wife and I kind of like early Christmas because we're like, huh?
Let's go do some dub shit cuz I think used vinyl is 40% off New shit, it's like 25% off that there's all kinds of like special releases and I picked up the holy grail of awesome things To do awesome points. I mean well when I went in the morning I picked up the original soundtrack score if you will of Conan the barbarian with the auto how much we love that hell yeah, and it's an original press from 82 and It's pristine like there's not a mark on it. Listen to it yesterday fucking dope and then while I was there I noticed they had one copy of This is you're such a dork for this the matcha man's only album ever put on vinyl and There was like a silent auction so I put some money down like yeah Might not get it in that like seven maybe six o'clock seven o'clock last night. They're like hey you want I'm like shut the fuck up.
Yeah pretty excited man And what there's only like a thousand of them in print right? Yeah, probably made a thousand of them. It's never been put on vinyl before it's on fucking like clear purple vinyl spray dope Yeah, you all remember those little records you can get off the back like cereal boxes Yeah, they were just well I have a few comments that came is like yeah like Superman complex I can't get a little small what size is that smaller like 45 like a 45, but I'm probably even smaller than that yeah I mean it probably ran at 45 speed, but yeah, wouldn't it fool use the small pin to ride the Recorder see man. You got me wanting to get a record player like for real They go to Walmart and I'm like you they have so many old albums that like I listened to when I was a kid Oh, yeah, and those are like reprinted over price shit like monster music and West Ashley is No joke one of the best if not the best record store in the southeast like I've been to a shit on the of yeah I mean I've never been to Miami So they might have one but like Orlando Tampa Atlanta I need to grab my mom's house because nobody has as good a record store as dude in West Ashley He fucking crushes it and yeah These they've got used vinyl out to ask you like I need to see what she still has from when I was a kid because I mean I remember Cat Stevens.
Yeah, it was one like if you meet Buddha on the road. Yeah, yeah in the chocolate box See I got a record player don't really use it, but I have like dukey. Yeah Okay, yeah, but yeah like the albums I won't I like looked into them and they're like yeah I don't make those anymore guy right like $100. I remember she had a She's the shit.
I want bloodhound gang out But they're like all of them are like 300 plus oh they're all out of print Yeah, cuz they're all at a print hard to find some 90 span like there's a there's a great website called Disco G's and it's it looks like discogs But you can catalog all your shit in there so you can keep track of it. Mm, but it's also a marketplace So you can sell a trade or whatever trade shit on there all the time So like if you're looking for something like bloodhound gang, there's probably somebody out there that has it that's kind of like um What is it shouldn't buy shit off like eBay or gan geeks way hard. Yeah, yeah Yeah, so I'd use and that you know you can say you can trade with people sell Hi, yeah, there used to be a comic with one I think by the same people that run discogies, but they recently shut it down which sucks Yeah, I gotta get a scanner so I can scan on my end till at least a spreadsheet or something I just don't know what I have too many exactly that's what's cool about the record one that I'm sorry They come out with this thing for I think you get on Amazon and it's a scanner type deal So it's a sticker and when you put it on a box or like a crate for a storage Right you right down all your shit on there and then that stickers there so you can see And like scan it with your phone. Yeah, hey, what's in this box, right?
Fuck like digging through it like where's that fucking hat? I had winter time. Yeah, cuz I have a couple thousand convo looks Yeah, I mean It's just too much to I won't even get short boxes along boxes or Sure box is they won't like 20 bucks for a single empty short box. Yeah, it's cardboard But the fuck you talk about your stuff and steal all your function comics.
I'll give you some I'll give you some I've got a ton I'm at the house that I was giving in there pretty dope man. I've got one like a silver Cover in Boston. Yeah, it doesn't you're done any embossing. I don't think I have it's like putting a paper piece of paper over something and scribbling Yeah, my mom was brilliant to like scrapbook and shit.
She would boss around paper and stuff Yeah, she would like make like these fancy shiny like cuz she's a decent artist So she make these like Lacey looking fucking frilly things And I saw her like dumping out this silver powder on a piece of paper and I'm like what are you doing? She's like embossing this is okay And it melts this shit onto like what? Yeah, it's almost like an invisible marker. Yeah, there's like a wet piece that gets the Outer to stick and then you fucking keep gun it and it gets all shiny and cool.
Nice. Yeah, Emma What has a notary stamp? She's a notary. Yeah, there's a pretty cool.
Oh wait, man There's like been in the last year probably 18 times. Well, she just became a notary So brandy I like you just do that for a living cuz people pay a lot of money for it like 2045 bucks per person Just to stamp something you know In other states like just doing what Terry does kind of Because non-attorney states for real estate you get the loan package and you just have to be a notary Yeah, you just like meet somebody to sign their paperwork and you notarize the shit It's like 200 bucks a pop. Yeah, they're by their ID and like stamp. Yep, this person signed it.
No, you have to talk to people to do that shit for a living So Terry likes brandy, right? Yeah, I can't wait to go to the movies. She's gonna hate Brandy. What what was you guys doing?
Brandy Brandy looks at her phone. Oh shit and text. I'm gonna make her leave it in the car It bugs the shit out of me. She's gonna be put into the Yeah, yeah Yeah, the list is all the list.
Oh man. Yeah, we heard that dude crush Oak last weekend And the chick right in front of me like was pulling out her phone and like scrolling it and shit And her her fucking man was like Elle O'Heary's like that's how I'm like hands up like what are you doing? She's like I'm like you're gonna do that. At least right now I'm going to put it away Like you're not texting right now.
Yeah, Brandy I'm like brightness all the way up and I'm like I'm not gonna sit next to you if you keep Up so that's a message like control your bitches. Yeah, keep them on a leash and as much as you want to yell shit out I fucking don't hear the comedy show. I ask you to yeah, although I had to restrain myself So that's okay again. What movie you guys gonna go see without me?
Oh, they go to that mystery movie in some real it's like how much is it? We say whether we switch it. I can't yeah. Yeah, he was talking about y'all Terry was gonna get to us all the brandy No, he was just saying like in general in general.
Yeah, it'd be hilarious We went so um another movie mystery. It was see-soo You know what's dope see soon. Yeah, it's like a um finish. Yeah, same guy who did a rare exports He ever seen that movie about the Santa Claus.
I've seen the preview. Yeah, so it's like a quint and Tarantino like badass It's funny like it showed up see soon everyone cheered in the thing. They're like we're so glad it wasn't a shark Maybe that's what somebody yelled I guess there's some other shark movie it could have been but yeah It's how to hit or miss like whether it's gonna be a good movie or not But it's only like five dollars for a ticket. You don't know what you're seeing till the Every Monday or this new the regal app Okay, so you just get a note.
Yeah The next one is um, I think next Monday not this Monday come up with one after no shit Yep, so I'm always like looking like what comes out in the next couple weeks is always a movie that's not released to so it's like You're like hey the movie or you have no idea. Yeah, no clue. They show you what it's rated That's it. Of course Brandi is very squeamish when it comes like blood and guts and stuff and this movie was over the top with it Yeah, of course and the next one's rated R2.
So I'm assuming it's gonna be the same thing man ass Oh, man. Yeah, I knew I wanted to see it when like I mean It's not really ruining it because it's in the trailer But like dudes about to get arrested and he like kicks a gun away from one dude pulls a fucking bowie knife out of Where and jams it in the side of the face. I'm like, I want to see this Another part that there's a bunch of smoke and they're like creeping forward trying to find him and you see a mine come out of the smoke And hit the guy on the head and his whole body explodes. Oh shit.
Yeah, you know And what was the explanation like there's a word and finish that means like Never give up or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah So yeah, so the late one of the latest like it's not about who's gonna win But who's gonna give up first and it's not gonna be him. Okay, it's pretty badass kind of like it's very ridiculous But also amazing kind of like if the fucking zombie outbreak happened. Yeah, right?
It comes down to who's just gonna be like I'm going in the street. I'm done, right? Just commit hair caring Yeah, I guess I wouldn't go in there if you were gonna exit out of this world during the zombie apocalypse you wouldn't like Sacrifice yourself the zombies, right? No, but then you could live forever Anybody was wondering we are gonna be talking about zombies in the zombie apocalypse and how to survive for the term zomboids What about your whole I can't that theory that kind of sucks for a zombie apocalypse.
Yeah, yeah Cuz you mean you're gonna have to be here for all of it Like what is what is being a zombie like are you aware that you can't control your body and you're doing all this stuff? And you have no control over it. Yeah, that's a good question and then just forever. It's like a parasites taking everybody That'd be frightening that's a good question.
I mean depending on what movie you're talking about Yeah, but what if you're the ones I think you like recognition sometimes of like people that they know Yeah, what if you're like the one zombie who like is able to like keep his humanity? Yeah Was Yeah, where it's like slowly coming back to being human somehow because it loves this chick The movie Fido where zombies occurred and everybody's got one like a Yeah, you would totally be able to get like infinite free energy with zombies. Oh, yeah, yeah You just put some fucking brains in front of them. They'll walk on a hamster wheel.
Yeah I never thought about that. It's just around your house. It's zombie energy Man, maybe that's how the evil people that run the world look at us, right? We'll just give them some video games and fucking McDonald's and they'll do whatever we want Just create a multiverse inside my battery.
Here you go. You're everybody's step So zombies are undead, but like not all undead are zombies, right? I mean technically a vampire is not a zombie, but it's undead. Yeah, well What makes the difference because it's not after brains because they're smart I mean a zombie is a Reanimated corpse whereas a vampire is you know, you're either a vampire or you've been bit by the empire And that's right like you can't be dead and become a vampire.
Okay. I mean, that's my thought process Mine is more like a vampire could just run up on a dead guy and bite him and then oh you're a dead vampire What about a video? News on these that's kind of like get that Like I'm bringing somebody back. Yeah, see I I classify zombies as like just no thought pure instinct Yeah, corpses right.
Yeah, you're a basic instinct. Yeah They can't open a door. They're hungry and hungry there, so yeah, they can't open a door Right. They can't be like, hmm.
How can I get in this house with these delicious people inside seems to Mostly be like a parasite or a virus right that makes the body act that way. Yeah, or chemical or nuclear waste like those fucking zombie ants What's what's the yeah? Yeah, I mean that's my helium and cordyceptics right cordyceptics I don't know how to pronounce it. It's great a mushroom.
Right? Yeah, it's very much I remember hearing a short horror story. I used to listen to this podcast that would do like short horror horror stories I guess right and it was like basically there's a zombie mushroom that affected people and you know They would climb try to climb to the highest point they could right? You know just like the answer.
Yeah, but um and it's funny cuz this guy's like he sees his neighbor climb his health And he's like I mean you gotta get down like tries to climb there help mountain really like he was the one who was infected So he was climbing up the pole. Oh, no, like it made him think he was saving someone really It was just trying to get up as high as he could weird Yeah, cuz it's like what I mean if your brain's telling you something That's what you think's happening, right? Isn't that the thing with like toxoplasmosis? Yeah, the cats, right?
Yeah, you probably definitely have that me. Yeah, you want a cat? What's that? I'm gonna you know that basically it's a it's a parasite that mice can get that make them sexually attracted to cats What and basically not afraid cats so that they like go towards the cats So the cats eats them and then a cat feces is more the Literally like it would give us Just like cats like I mean it's not They say like a third of the world has it yeah, like humans I mean obviously we're not like gonna go to a cat be like eat me But like mice will literally like run up to a cat like oh my god is cat which mice should not do yeah supposedly Like an indication that people have it is like risk takers risk takers impulse control like Yeah, I want to take their top off in a bar dudes that one of our motorcycles ride motorcycles like people who want to jump off tall buildings And like I am try to you know, yeah, I mean they have a death wish but it's like they it's kind of like they fear nothing Yeah, they have less fear.
Yeah, it's like if life was a cat I'm just gonna walk up to it. Fuck it. But you think that's what I was the dude who was like all about the bears and they got eaten by bears I was just fucking dumb I saw the I watched it was funny it came up on my tic-tac and I don't think Don's seen it before But it was like the couple that was out of doing the hunting and they killed a big male lion Oh, yeah, you're all like look what I did and the guy walks away and the girls turn Like the female just comes out of nowhere. It's like gotcha bitch.
Yeah, I thought that from a line Yeah, I saw video days I was fishing like this is my first time fishing in Georgia cats cats catches a fish like going to take a hookout and all of a sudden Fuckin gator comes out. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah, you know, that's what they're thinking now.
Why kids are afraid of the dark No, like no like psychologically like that. They're always afraid of monsters like fear of the unknown like yeah But they're starting to think that's like a genetic carryover from being afraid of cats like big cats Oh, absolutely because like yeah, cuz like in the dark Yeah, I mean That's the most Coming dude, I would rather get would fuck you up. I would rather run to a black bear than a mountain line same here Yeah, well I'd be as you can chase off grizzly's not so much Yeah, I saw some video I get scared easily like grizzly bear was heard about this guy's like creeping on a grizzly bear and like tap Some of the bears around like what the fuck? The guy starts running like yeah, what did you think?
Like did you think this out really another one was that um Disney like this warthog comes rolling through like the I guess they were at Animal Kingdom. Yeah, like walking through the area and this guy's like, oh look, he's coming right boy And then I was on the warthog tax because it's a fucking wild animal. Yeah, it's a vicious predator Yeah, boys are pretty tense. I wouldn't run it.
What about like if they were zombies I was just about to say zombie animals. They have a movie called zoomy. Yeah. Yeah, it's basically like it's like a zoo that got infected with zombies I mean all the fucking animals are zombie big cats already scared these shit out of me Yeah, but like a tiger that it's just that you can't kill Furiated I'm just gonna eat you they already want to eat you.
Yeah, I was thought it was kind of cool Chimpanzees zombies nightmare. Oh, do you know zombies? What are you gonna do? Nothing?
You're not gonna do anything? Yeah, they can't open my door. They can beat your door down. What are you talking about?
Yeah, they're just gonna charge through it and like zombie rhinos fucking monkeys. Oh shit out of here Zombie rhino, but how could they get bit though? Well, they had to be like one of the first ones. I guess yeah, right?
How about that? I mean Is it something in the drinking water? Seems like it would yeah, I would have to be it seems to most stories are like it's a parasite or a virus transferred like through a bite Yeah, or through blood or through blood. Yeah, like the original like it The original thought process with like the night of the living day and everybody you know the George Romero, I believe did that and uh, well the first one I think so I really think so I think it was the first one Turned the word zombie.
Yeah, yeah, not a living good young the original maybe you might have to google that Yeah, but I mean like his zombies were slow moving and it was caused by like an asteroid or something that Planet and the radiation We've really gotten into it. I think you wanted to do an episode on it maybe about like your Internal biome Mm-hmm and like parasites and how we're mostly controlled by that shit. Yeah, like your gut your gut flora Basically the bacteria gut determines what you like to eat. Yeah, like what you crave like you eat nothing, but shitty food Then you crave shitty food.
Yeah, that's what you're feeding that bacteria that which is wild exactly No bacteria then sends a mess of cereal brain like yeah, meat me hammers Yeah, like uh when i was squid drinking they like go sugar crazy. Yeah, friend of mine They had a bed drinking problem like finally got help and quit and then Dude was eating like multiple cheesecakes. Oh my god, not slices Whole cheesed cakes a day like it was an issue man. I'm like dude.
How many we talking he's like I mean on a bad day like six. I'm like what six cheesecakes. Holy shit. Yeah, he gained a lot of weight.
Yeah I mean welcome to cheesecakes anonymous. My name is Steve and I eat four day He was getting like you know those like uh like Halloween like full bags of like giant bags of like mini Candy bars and shit and he was fucking munching all day every day Yeah, that's just wild but So, I mean, I guess it's not that far-fetched to think that there could be a parasite or virus that would like take control of inanimate flesh I guess the the zombie part is the only way to kill it is destroy the brain, right? That's always usually the go-to Yeah, that seems to be some guessing it's more likely a prion. Okay, right?
He's talking all these big words today It's a It's a parasite that can cross the blood brain barrier. Oh, it's like they're super serious about it in hospitals and stuff Like it's like it's like yeah, don't go around prions type deal Is that like they really have a bats of like wood chips and like would ratings be a prion because of the brain? That's good. I don't know.
I don't have any examples Because rabies I just know that affects your brain and animals act all fucking crazy people can get fucking rabies Actually, I bet it is because there's no cure for rabies like your butt like you have a set amount of days for crosses in your brain Sorry Like the only way to pale if an animal has rabies is a dissect their fucking brain Yeah, that's why I get bit by an animal you're supposed to like where's the animal that bit you? Yeah, yeah Yeah, terrified. I think the water aversion thing is weird when when humans actually when anything gets affected by rabies There's something about they avoid water. Yeah, like something about the virus doesn't or the parasite doesn't want you to drink water So like if you try to give somebody that's been affected with rabies like glass water It makes them sick to the point where they'll like slap it out of your hand like wow get away from it's weird I didn't know that yeah, your brain is your brain just like no no water Rabies is like real rage zombies.
Yeah, it's the 23 day late 23 days. Yeah, 20 days. Yeah, whatever You miss five doesn't matter about time with those where guys in the hospital So what there's like what slow moving zombies right you got like your walking dead zombies your Your fast living dead zombies and then you got like 20 days 28. Yeah, 28 days.
Yeah, we're war war z Well, where's these zombies were all thought those were so fast. Yeah, what's the Mars movie? Mars Mars. Yeah, they opened like a tomb.
Yeah, that was weird. Those were like intelligence obvious though Yeah, they could like make weapons and use weapons and shit I don't know if that would be zombies. I mean they were infected with something and it turned their fucking reality to Just killing and be hidden and chopping people up shit. I mean, that's the case.
I mean aliens is kind of a parasite Yeah, I guess technically it is right. Yeah, they like you know, I'm sure you're in incubating people belly Y'all ever seen um return of the living dead. Yeah, it was They kind of would be Nothing cool with them, but and you know, you're gonna get lucky zombie boobs. I mean You're ready.
You're right though. Uh, I think walking dead probably does the best job in the comics and in the show of like Kind of defining like the classic zombie like yeah, and the problems. They can't really see or well No, they can hear really well. Yeah, they can see a little bit And that that that lower seems to make the most sense to me like if they don't feed they eventually slow down Um, you know, they they're not like smart or anything.
Yeah, they can't like open doors. I don't think no I chance they happen to suppose They just like stumble up them apparently stairs or a problem for zombies usually Yeah, because they're like just they be lying. They can't look down. They're like all right one foot above the other right?
Yeah, they're just like it's shuffling because I think most of the time like with those zombies the issue isn't those zombies It's the people in that world, right? Yeah, I mean because you're always gonna have like two factions in a zombie movie You're gonna have the zombies as an issue and then you're gonna have the group that's like They were the first ones out of the shoot basically and they made it to Walmart to get all the ammunition You know all the food before everybody else did and they're like sitting back going okay now. I got all the shit now You know, what can I take from everybody else? What would be like your go-to like a zombie apocalypse is happening.
Where are you going? Okay, so and uh dan and i talked about this earlier this week, so we kind of have a leg up on that So before you can define where you're going give me um, are we just talking run out of the middle like walking dead zombies? Just like walking dead you wake up. Yeah And you're in the hospital.
There's no one anywhere my name's I think we did it on the very first episode was uh like We're doing a podcast and I look across the street and I see some Your neighbor eating somebody like trying to eat jack my neighbor across the street and i'm like what the fuck and I mean the first thing i'm doing is You know gathering any weapons possible blades not you know at first I think weapons of any kind are going to be important Yeah I'm taping some i'm taping some kitchen knives to brum up for sure. Yeah, yeah, make shift webin As soon as you can Damn man, you clean too much at your house. So fumes are getting too I was supposed to like a mop handle. I put the brum on one side and mop on the other Sweet sweet mop.
Sweet sweet mop. So like my filthy bread one's stay with i'm still efficient as a cleaner No, I assume that eventually their skulls will get softer as you know, they decay decay a little bit Let's say like don't get softer as it decays does it decay? Yes, it does. Okay Uh, but then after a point I think it started on the other direction like it's hard on these though I mean are you looking at like did you say french zombies?
Yeah? Yeah, they like to smoke a lot They think it's cool to have multiple sexual partners You're having these zombie or jay Sorry, you can hit them with baguettes right? No fresh fresh. No, okay.
Like are they gonna have a tougher skull? I mean, I don't know what you guys, but I've never penetrated someone's skull with an object Well back in the know I mean do an orifice but not do I uh So my thought process is a fresh one's gonna be a lot tougher to penetrate because that's gonna be still like like if you went outside and Tried to run your head into a spike. Obviously, you know a blunt object's not gonna go through your fucking head It's gonna crush it. You'd have to be pretty sharp to penetrate your brain Yeah, and then like like If I get you in the eye socket, it's going right to your brain true What do you think you could you know practice on?
I mean, what do you think would be a suitable replacement for a skull like a pumpkin? Everyone does watermelon. I think it's too soft. I think a watermelon is too soft Like a like a almost right pumpkin like almost right?
Yeah, like just before yeah, gourds are nice Yeah, like a like a dried gourd like a big one. Yes, that might work Or you know what them little ones because those are dance me. I mean, I'm trying to cut one of those But it still doesn't have like it still doesn't have that bone right? I guess we have to watch like a myth blasters or something.
Yeah, or like those where they make the weapons. I know where they um So I would love to like during a zombie pog that's have that machine that no country moldman. Oh, the cattle Yeah, that's that's that's again. That's one of those close-up weapons and you know in your I think in your arm Sleeves bro, right?
I would definitely be crafting some chain mail. Yeah, just going like you know, that's the thing Go to a butcher shop, man. Yeah, I always have like the metal gloves and like that's a good call bro I would never go to a butcher shop knives and some of those for like, you know, like scaling fish. Yeah, that would work So, you know, you got to think about your needs and then think outside the box like everybody's gonna go to Walmart Everybody's gonna go to the fucking sporting goods store any any armory has weapons there.
Yeah, really going And then those like the first probably 50% of those people are gonna get killed by the people at the armory I got it So Is that what you guys would think like what location Do you think that you would try to either take over or break into fortify? I would try to like initially like It just breaks out. We got to get somewhere. Yeah, I'm saying after because initially right you're probably gonna hold up at your house Yeah, provided you don't have to go anywhere depending on what you did.
It sounds like a bad idea. I'm saying a hospital There's a lot of people there's a lot of dead people in the hospital, right? Yeah, a lot of people on the verge of dying on a hospital But there's a lot of doors Yeah, but most of those are push bars too. I mean you get a number of zombies pushing against it somebody by accident It's gonna be with you and I's like knowledge of like Yeah, there's a place you could hide it.
I mean, I know a hospital that's got like a whole fucking tower that's empty Yeah And yeah, you can totally fortify that but there's nothing there. No, I'm just saying like for fortifying purposes Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking multiple it's as an exit so you can like hey, they're all over this side you go over there distracting I still think there's too many people. Yeah, like I'm gonna look at getting as much as I can as far as long-term Food sources, canned foods stuff like that So beans that a grocery right by bag of dry beans. Can you grow those sure sure?
Okay. Well, that's what I'm gonna go get Yeah, I mean you're gonna want to get sustainable and then things you can produce further on down the line I'll help produce those things weaponry, you know, like I said at first you're gonna just grab fucking anything of everything Yeah But then eventually once you get settled if you will because I'm going as far fucking away from people Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna find a house. I'm gonna build something on a cliff protect one side if they come to me I'm gonna be able to climb down a ladder and then they're just gonna walk off the cliff There you go.
There's a different island Both dance they can island island. Yeah, island's pretty good too But if it's like listen zombies can't die right what's stopping them from walking across the bottom of the ocean to your island? Right true true But are they gonna be that like gung-ho right for one? They don't know I'm out there.
They're not gonna be attracted to it Right. Well, that's the thing like half the way Million motherfuckers here on right this to eat why am I gonna go after like if they don't sit in one of they just keep walking in a straight line What do zombies do when they're not like hunting people? Do they just stand there? And I think they keep hunting as long as they're hungry.
Yes as long as they fed reasonably How do they hunt they just walk in a straight line to they sense something right? Yeah, so it's noise and Is there a smell aspect? I never really I would think so. I never like open blood is it like a Maybe like maybe blood I would think so I would think like animal instincts right?
Yeah, I'm listening so it seems kind of like t-rex issue though, right? Like they don't seem to have the greatest vision. Yeah As long as you stand still right Unless you're talking about like Sean of the dead where like you can fake him out with the right Just do the zombie walk right there. Look.
They did that in another movie where they like oh, I think it was a walking dead They've coated themselves in zombie guts so they smelled like a zombie. Yeah, that's funny Yeah, so I mean that would that in itself would lend to is it smell or is it like the sight like a bloody fucking half? Let's be honest. We're not testing this.
We're just gonna assume they can do all of that. Yeah, exactly If it happened today, we'd be like okay, so they can see smell taste Yeah, it would be pretty much like every other say vampire movie where they're sitting back going. Okay, what do we know about vampires? What do we know about zombies?
Okay, they eat brains they you know fucking they walk around Listen to a podcast and You guys were talking about how like you know fentanyl and like all the crazy shit that's happening in Philly in particular And you know it does it looks like a walking dead in certain parts of the city Yeah, and they're like you kind of have to do like a zombie walk to get them to not approach you Yeah, like either. Yeah, like either. Mm. Just like walk around all the shovels and shit.
They won't come up to you Yeah, like are a normal person. They'll be like hey, you got any money dude. Hey, bro Yeah, or a massage I mean like assholes made motherfuckers go crazy like and try shit that was in Florida for a while. That was that flop.
Oh, yeah I don't know you know what that was. I don't know. I think that's something different But the bath salts what the guy was on when he was like trying to eat the homeless guy like yeah But I can eat your face. I'm gonna eat you motherfucker.
Oh It's crazy. I like I need to bring yeah, yeah, be back. Yeah, we're back. Yeah, so How ready are you right now?
Not like you're at your house. You're not at my house. You're at your house. Okay.
Good news I got two dogs. That's good for you against zombies. They will hold him back while I get away. Oh I would love to take my dog, but if it's my family or my dog, it's my family like push comes shove I'd love to take my dog either if you have a bug out bag No, I have my camping gear that's already packed.
So I guess that kind of counts. Yeah, I definitely have one. Yeah, I mean I would have to gather I have two of them actually. Yeah, there's one here and one of the other cool.
What do you have in this? Just make list Uh Yeah, I'm you know fishing land paracord. I've got some sternos to cook shit. I mean how quickly for shit like goes bad quick like Well, I'm saying like how fast you think like after the outbreak from the point of outbreak to like go down when everything goes eight shit Yeah, I mean I'm thinking you have probably six months.
Wow. You think that long. I think six months I think it happens faster. Yeah, taking breaks down faster than that.
Yeah, I'm just so I'm just thinking as automated Yeah, but I'm like fear level and Dupidity you think people are just unfunched up. Yeah, I'm thinking like yeah, I mean like Everybody let their governments totally keep them in their houses for two years. So true people are dumb as fuck Staying in your homes everything will be okay. Yeah.
I mean my 80-5 zombies are breaking in your back door. Exactly. Maybe all of us are still working And it's only a couple zombies around this bullshit dude. I mean I'm not coming into dad as I was biting yesterday.
Yeah, all of us did All of us did Go to work the fucked up part is that's that could be a bit because I could that would be hilarious Yeah, we're like seriously dude. You're gonna call out for zombies Jesus. Yeah, my wife. It's like just like over there.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, okay. Well, commitment We're gonna need at least two weeks of not showing any signs of you turning into a zombie and then you can come back Oh my god, but what would you do? What would you do?
I can handle black or masks so you can't bite anybody? What would you do like if your love won't got bit like there's been so many movies where it's been like they Hide it and then they like chain them down like remember one it was a had been rams in it. Yeah, that's the newest Yeah, they're not newest, but one of the living dead babies and it's like they're in them all or yeah And homeboy his girlfriend that was pregnant Yeah, and eventually just chained her down and fucking had a little zombie baby and fucking crazy Would you keep your loved ones close and be like no, I'd leave I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna spike her through the head in case a cure comes about but like uh, I'm locking you in the house by No, they're already Yeah, they're already having agreement. Yeah, it's like no, don't hesitate.
There's no waiting Yeah, but this is what's gonna happen. You get there you go. No, no, no, no, listen. I know what we thought about it It's not that bad.
Right. It's just a flash wound. I'll expect her to fucking off me Like just just both of the brain just fucking take me out or maybe by time for her to help, you know, maybe escape Just be like I'm just bit brainy running Brainy run it. Where's Dan?
She's like, okay. Yeah, that would be the yeah, you're right You know, I'll valiantly take the pistol with like one shot so that I can off myself at the right moment But then just like try to draw people away Yeah, because like if running is involved, I'm pretty much fine. Yeah, I'm I as well. Just be like save yourselves Yeah, man.
You don't have to be faster than the guy next to you. Yeah, I'm looking for a horse Ooh horse is not a bad idea if I gotta run if I gotta go. I'm from a very zombie horse never stop running Yeah, that would be my drawback is transportation like motorcycle Motorcycles are good because you can go off road. Oh, yeah, we don't got like blockades and shit I feel like dirt bikes the way to go if you can fly one but then you gotta wear back ass They don't hold a lot of gas man.
They don't take a lot of gas burn a lot either Yeah, but I mean you're not going a hundred you're not going 200 miles on it if you're going there fucking Mountain you are we live in South Carolina, bro? No, I was saying dirt bike is not gonna make it on one tank to the mountains No, but I mean you can scavenge on the way. Yeah, but you're not gonna be able to carry a lot of shit either Yeah, so that limits your your ability to haul shit with you. I'm going h 200 Yeah, we all I'm gonna wait for the government to step in.
I'm gonna steal one of their ships and just go with that fucking I'm gonna wait for a helicopter. Yeah, we all assume that Everything would you know be awesome like mad max not like I'm gonna survive in the old it would be horrible And you know we're out of shape and totally unprepared. Yeah, you would get in shape for real fun There are like you would be hungry all the fucking time Yeah, well the problem is there's already crazy people without the apocalypse like true Yeah, give them the aokay to do whatever the fuck they want and it's a nightmare situation Yeah, that's where you get into what's really dangerous in that scenario and that's other people. Yeah for sure because if there's no rules No, please yeah, everybody's gonna be like oh you have something I want I'm gonna kill you Yeah, give me your guns and everything you have and then I'll let you go maybe psych Wait, let's talk it over.
Pah-Pah-ah. All right. My talk's done. Yep.
This is With my 12 gauge So what would be this so let's say you have to leave your domicile. Mm-hmm. It's either overrun or you need supplies It's time to move. Yeah, yeah, cuz like those obvious you don't like lock in place.
It's time to move so There's gonna be pockets of shit. There's not really any communication. There's no power You know, you've only got whatever food Weapons resources that you have right now Where do you go next? So so because obviously you want to run to up, you know an island a boat I'm thinking at first saying like within within the first couple of weeks when you're like, I need to figure out what the fuck I'm gonna do Right.
I'm gonna do you you an actual force. That's not bad idea. Yeah, there's resources Get yourself some fucking fishing poles and yep set up a little Yeah, you have to build a little chalter or a chalter At least all the state around it, you know, just yeah, that's where I'm saying the book out back You gotta have shit ready to go where you're like if I got to run out into the woods and survive I need shit. I can roll with like for you.
Then like you're right here. You just boom. You're in the water I mean, I'm not right there, but it's fun. Yeah, but shit fuck out over zombie, man.
Yeah You can run that shit like No Flutter giggin But anyway, yeah, I'm the games are gonna be so full and zombie meat. Yeah, true. I mean just every zombie that comes by like Right Yeah I Found like Gators with like license plates and I can take a fucking chicken breast and throw to it. Yeah That's a good point But like you can just zip down the river whatever try to find other bodies of water and then just boot just make little pot shot attacks Or he's a boat first on land.
Well, yeah, I mean, but here's another question. Do you sabotage the other boats that you don't take? No, I don't touch that shit. No, I mean, I might take the gas tanks.
Yeah, yeah, because most Most small craft have a removable gas tank true Snag as me those I can propane but like I would like said I would just do little fucking raids off the fucking rivers Man, I just like you say a little country store or something there by the boat landing just whoop that's what you do immediately is I'm gonna just fucking get out of the city the populated area. That's a good point You don't think everybody's gonna be trying to do that. Yeah, but is everybody gonna be doing it in a boat and everybody's not personally Yeah, everyone's going for boats. Everybody's coming to my house is what you guys don't really realize I want the fuck is on the apocalypse.
Yeah, man. I just want to be a lieutenant and Steve King Steve's army. That's it I'm all about the the bladed weapons Long bladed weapons spears niggin to you're all about it. Just long spear with a big blade.
Albert. Albert's would be good How would be tough those are heavy man. Yeah, but one swing is always done Maybe I'm thinking of a claymore. No, I'm thinking like a long story.
Yeah, how about space like a staff with a giant accent? Yeah It's probably 12 inch blade on the axe with a spike on the front and a hook so you can like I've got an axe slash sledgehammer outside splitting mall. I I'd like to see you swing it a few times and not be totally Oh, no, I know I mean Spike only in two like a pipe push them away. Yeah, push them away But the idea is to like don't be in a position where there even zombies are gonna be in that mass like if you Objectively if you were out the woods and just you know going to wherever say you had your little hut and you ran across like two or three Two or three all day long just you know You know it's when you get into like the mass and that's where zombie where zombie strength is it's not in numbers Yes, not in their ability to fucking eat your brain It's like their ability to just fucking overwhelm you.
I think schools would be good prisons would be good prisons great But I think you have the same problem that you have a hospital and there's too many people because I'm gonna go and let them out. Oh, I would if I would I'd be like listen. I'm gonna let you guys out Just don't know what's going on Yeah, but I mean if you go guys right up front over you think if you're a guard that that's your regular nine to five job You're gonna be like what about the prisoners? I'm gonna go let them out.
No, no, I'm going to let them out So I can have the entire prison of my son. Oh, I see yeah, or just a small army Yeah, listen guys this what happened there like yeah, listen. This is what's going to happen. Yeah, I mean and Aaron It's always been my school of thought in my brain like instead of putting all these killers in situations where they're incarcerated Send them to volutious and then I can't send them to places where here's a gun go fucking kill go nuts Just make sure they're not you go to Africa.
Yeah, you know and just I mean I'm with you dude I'm all about enemy of my enemy is my my friend. You know I'm all about some Creative punishment for fucking weirdos. All right like close to the house here. I still think schools are a good move because they're brick Built now like yeah lock them down like you wouldn't have a problem killing zombie though fuck no, but zombie child Like a 12 year old coming after you yeah, I mean your zombie though if it was fucking face I'd be like I fucking creep get away from me like if it was my kid dude that would fuck me up Yeah, I would I would fucking do it, but I would be like one of those climactic parts in the movie I can't do it.
I love you, but yeah, I just go people. You know fucking zombie Brent. No man. I'm good You got it there Soft as your skull Steve so I could bite through this you got something on top your head lean this way Yeah, you got a lot of people in it.
I'd probably knock your teeth out and then what then there's no issue I just do I do a me Sean why this is my baby. I would just do a me Sean on both Yeah, I just got your bottom draw off and walk around with chains live forever motherfucker These are my friends I'd probably like fucking shoot your kneecaps off so you couldn't move and then be like sorry, bro Sorry, bro. You're gonna stay right here. That's the death suck.
Oh Could you imagine being like half a zombie like oh, I'm the guy in the wheelchair now. I'm a zombie Fuck I'm still fucked right now. I can't even roll around right. Oh, that'd be brutal Wheelchairs zombies.
They're hair please zombies crazy movie. Yeah, we would get banned by the ADA Like fucking zombies with let walker legs on their arms and shit. Oh damn Jesus Yeah, we're all going to I mean I guess going to an old folks own would be a bad situation either well Again more dead people yeah, but they're old doesn't matter they've been reanimated. They don't have to probably gonna be stronger than they Rename your zombie army right there the old people with no teeth Bro, I got it through no skulls, but they might you know I think where I would go Close by that a lot of people wouldn't think to fucking try to four or five first a pharmacy Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of drug out of boxes.
Yeah, you're gonna want to hit a pharmacy There's like certain things you're gonna want to hit right off the wall greens dude Like there's a lot of fucking supplies and that shit and they're usually brick. They don't have a lot of entrances Yeah, I should off a lot of people going after those though You think if you're in a if you're in a CVS and I need penicillin, bro, I'm fucking you up to get my shit That's a good point. I might think about all the other things. I guess I always forget about other people like it's not just obvious because everybody's gonna be like I'm gonna be running out of my puffer soon.
So yeah, I gotta go in there get my Or diabetics who were like, oh, no, no, I have to get that what about like a bad place California dreamin here in Charleston Oh, yeah, that's like on a point. Yeah, totally fucking one in one out. It's a big building. Yeah great salads Yeah, there'd be a decent amount of food there last year little while boats Right there by the marina That's me.
I'm selling sandwiches for a case of bullets at a time fucking fourth summer dude. Oh, there you go. Yeah That'd be hard to get to I feel like people would be there. I feel like people are gonna be each other Hmm like there's so many different landmarks around Charleston like that you could we do have an armory that's on cross-county road It's close But I feel like people down to our chest are like I'm going to the armory.
There's another one up like towards Walterboro, too Yes, the one with the tank out in front. Mm-hmm. I'm immediately probably jacking somebody's sailboat though. Yeah, sailboat is the way I want to take sailing lessons for that particular reason.
It's not even hard and super funded. Is it yeah? Yeah, okay? Uh, sorry a girlfriend and I went to the Turks and Caicos.
Yeah, and I'll include some resort And they're like oh look we have this hopey cat which is like the little Post Bro No the first thing they came out I was we're just riding you know We're like letting it go and I got my foot in the water and the guy comes up on a speedboat He's like you gotta put your foot in the water and I'm like why he's like cuz you're trolling for fucking sharks Oh shit, little claus you got I'm Gator Like I'm fishing bro But uh so we get our I get my you know legs in the boat and work then all of a sudden it's like all right Let's go back and then I'm like how does this work wait the wind's blowing away from me We totally just we just the guy was like did you take the class and we're like now we're behind Yeah, so dude had to come out and tell us to fuck back in cuz dude you can buy like a Sailing you can buy a yacht which is like the big yachts like with sales. Yeah, but also have a backup motor Yeah for pretty reasonably priced. Yeah, I'm like 20k for like a Yeah, yeah, I like a cuddling or something. Yeah, you said we want something with my backup motor and the sale Yes, I would steal one of those immediately.
Yeah, would you become a pirate? Would you talk in short sense? Man, that's I think I would join in for the pirate excursion right yeah cuz I can totally sail dude if you can sail Then we're in I'll find a boat. I'm really good on the water means steve will muscle about out of some people fuck Yeah, like I guess how do we contact him?
So that's not that's not that like do you check up on your friends like self-intourged down? It's a good question. How do you do it? Maybe we need to show me for him ham ham radios those motherfuckers are gonna be the only ones talking for sure Yeah, so radio would be radio how would we keep our podcast going?
With a more more code From like two hours longer like fucking 20 because we're out here tapping in just a little short hand radio That's one of those red weather weather radio. Yeah, solar flashlight windy up things. Yep Oh, there's the one thing it's got all the bands on it No, no, just just turn it go ahead ladies and gentlemen, please stay at home There's only a break has occurred dude. It's funny though Depending on how what solar yeah, depending on what that's cool setting you have it on it will seem like it's off I'm still until until an alert comes through then it just goes off Yeah, I'm like laying in bed and I hear like So what the fuck is happening?
Yeah, cuz they don't want any indicator like to burn the battery up on its own It is truly and I promise you You think oh, I'm gonna crank this bitch. No, it takes so long. It's such pain They ask to crank something it takes so long the radio runs pretty well off of it But like the light and the charger yet you're gonna be cranking that shit. Yeah It's only on it is only the LED it doesn't like the LED may not be on it just flash red.
I saw red Me not be Now you're in here because we don't have it's yeah, so between the bug out bag and I've got like Shaddys laying around so what are your sigil and household items that you're grabbing like I can't live without this I mean I'm grabbing the bug out bag shotgun But there's no personal items. You're like I really want to take this with me not to survive with no I mean when they end when the end is here man. I'm not doing that shit. Yeah, like I gotta take my legos No, I mean maybe not like a Man out there.
I was gonna say damn with a bug out bag with a fucking macho man album under his arm I should turn table on his legs like I got a macho man album purple vinyl check it out Yeah, I don't know I think ultimately what it boils out is we're gonna have to have a meeting point for all three of us because like I'm the weapons guy. I'm bringing fucking blades and fucking I don't have a lot of guns, but I got fucking guns I don't look at fucking head off. I'm the funny guy so that We're gonna let you come you gotta leave right now. You're a jester plus engineer.
I'll make shit work See the people a lot of time in the woods do yeah, I'm a bit of a survivalist and see that I was gonna mention this earlier That's where I say it with the older generation dude. We were thrown out of the fucking house. Yeah, like three Anyone like twenty five under they're done. Yeah, you can make how you gonna live like that your fucking Starbucks Yeah, if you're twenty five under something sorry, but Figure out a lot of time look at trees.
Okay. Maybe do maybe there's some bad-ass 23-year-olds It's like fuck you I'm gonna have some fucking seeds in my fucking idea. Yeah, nice So I do want to stop I'm just like run out of the woods and live there for a while like maybe I can grow some shit Grabbing some myceliums. I do I do want to like build up a stock of like food shortage.
You know like beans rice Wouldn't mind Wait man like you got it. I mean just so I can at least grab a handful of each so I can grow Yeah, I mean I get that like you can go buy packs of seeds now. Yeah, I'm good for a couple years I think do you have any backup food? No, I do Chili's good move it all breaks down to how much can I physically throw in my back in a backpack carry weapons and get the fuck out of the house Yeah, you're gonna have to see my first mode of transportation is gonna be the truck because I can load it up and fucking haul That somewhere yeah, so it makes down or runs out gas or until the roads are impossible because you have only got small stuff like Like tuna bags.
I always have this in my pantry just like Like instant oatmeal and shit. Yeah, I eat stuff like that. So I always have right Like anything small it's easy to like fit into a bag It's like we went camping. That's what I brought I brought like the chicken packets like the foil.
Yeah, the foil I brought beef jerky about Tuna packs, you know shit like that it's gonna be white you can throw it in there and it's gonna give you what you need to keep going You know, so here's you get loaded a lot of that shit in the box another question our zombies rotten or can you eat zombie flesh? Good point with that turn you But I mean two brings on another question would you turn to cannibalism if you ran out of food and if you had to like I Mean if you have to you have like I'm gonna do what I have to to survive I'm not gonna be like number two. I ran out of be tricky. Yes.
I mean people right? He's not to go with this rice. Yeah, no, but it's like and that's funny because that's like the two things you Yeah, you and rice are just not a matching there You would just walk around with a perpetual tummy aid You can eat like a quarter cup of dry rice and it fills up your stomach like a half cup of dry Yeah, or you could do like Brent day when we were camping and eat like a cup of rice Dude this rice isn't done yet, but it's still really good. Oh you know Oh So much expanding it was so funny like people make like pot of spaghetti and they don't cook the noodles all the way Yeah, they're like I'm still hungry like you shouldn't do that give a few yeah, maybe wait 20 minutes But I guess I guess heading I guess heading west would probably a good idea a lot of where we went camping would be good Yeah, you come out Drink some of that shit you could shrink something between it live in the middle of the Gorge yes, maybe dope.
Yeah, it's a dangerous That's a lot of land we were looking at the other day. Yeah, like I think anywhere west where you could like find a farm That's almost growing and that's just there food's just gonna grow because nobody's gonna be there Tending it but but it's gonna fall off and grow unless it's a farm that probably has not sent on it with guns That's going to kill you. Yeah, but I was thinking Mark Monsanto seeds. They only grow We'll do your go to gun.
Oh, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have to go to I'm gonna have you get two choices on to go to gun Okay, for a man. I think honestly at 22 and at 12 gauge 22 would be good for hunting. Yep small game I don't know I don't think I'm using range I don't think I'm using 22. Yeah, it was all hidden I don't think I'm using guns to kill zombies.
Yeah, typically not unless you're in big trouble Yeah, I mean also nice about 22. It's not very loud Shoot 308 and 22 is a little bit louder than a new gun. Yeah, but not that loud. Mm-hmm.
You could shoot that in the woods No, it's gonna be like Like 50 cow 50 cows like it's set up in a fucking little I'm stopping cars coming towards me I'm staying with you Shotgun pistol probably yeah, that would probably be the best company definitely shotguns like a shotgun is like one of the best guns, right? It's all off-site. Yeah, I don't know True because I've got one that'll do the three eight three years Now that's a reach out touch me gun. I'm just talking about what I own like if I have a crossbow or a nice compound bow I'm taking that one.
I have a compound bow. So I mean the bow's going with me. Yeah big That's what he wants to do. Yeah, you know what?
I'm just taking what I got my bill in my shotgun That's all I need. Yeah, I can't really go back Walk around holding it just The shotguns great because slug you can fuck just about anything yeah, and then oh you got a vest on good luck I got a slug double-ot-bock buckshot dude. Yeah, that's room clearing absolutely I'm sure you're tearing people apart first shot first shot will fuck up zombies, man I mean that'll go through brain pans all day long I don't know if bird shot. I mean you'd have to be straight up on a zombie to kill the bird shot.
Yeah, I mean Yes, yes with it. No with a shot again out there especially with that guy with a tight choke. Yeah, yeah with a tight You know honey purpose bird shot bird shot be great for hunting. You know what you don't want to turkey with a slug No, you could though turkeys are dumb as fuck.
Yeah, you like come over here Yeah, and I saw a turkey walk straight up to my brother line. He had to like step back a few paces to shoot it Just like hey, what's going on over here? You must have had like the best camouflage on the planet No, no What kind of animals you're gonna be eating that you wouldn't eat now pretty much anything yeah, I think in pigeons are like the number one go to right And I see a pigeon on the ground Well, what about seagull? I don't know see I don't know about pigeon either because pigeons basically well sky rat like a fucking squab is a thing man It's true swab is basically just yeah Around here probably not that bad like if you're Feel like fish would be a big deal yeah, would you eat like rats squirrels I'd be a twirl now.
Yeah, I like I like Good The tannins from the shit. I don't know what I do with my cat. I might just let him go. Yeah, like he's a fucking cat He'll be alright.
Yeah, you wouldn't inject him with this on be bars first. They could look good. Yeah I Would you weaponize my dog I mean dogs are like I mean you can't like you can't you can't you're just a little Yeah, yeah, so you're cat can't be like a guard cat. Yeah, yeah It's gonna be like Have you ever seen cats when there's predators nearby like they slink down and fucking disappear faster than most animals yeah Because they're pretty much assholes.
They're like fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. I'm out. I'm live forever bitch.
You're gonna die. That's totally true Yeah, I'm like Freya would totally I would try to be like I wouldn't try to roll with with got you that I wouldn't be like yeah getting your kitty carrier I'd be like you're free. Yeah, you can follow me. I don't care But I'm not gonna like carry a cat's I have three cats So I would be fucked up like best day ever bro go on the outside, but here let me give you this pork chop collar first Yeah, go that way.
I'm going that way quit following me I'm gonna have to cut your finger off the tie around a cat's neck So the zombie smell human flashing go that way yeah I would keep my dogs around me as long as I could not because of my dogs just because they're useful animals They're useful animals eventually my eventually though. It's gonna become a feet of food issue though I mean like I'm not gonna feed them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying I mean I don't sound like an asshole thing to say but like you're you're with me But you're also free if you choose to leave me right but you're gonna go catch snakes squirrels My dog's I'm really wondering if this ice cream truck come on by outside is gonna be picked up on the podcast. Oh probably okay kids We're having an ice cream break.
I'm just glad that like seriously before you guys got here all my neighbors decided to mother lawns At the same time. Oh shit. Fuck you guys Dan's Looking baby bladder is crept over to my side of the table Break and we're back and we're back wind it up Dan winding up the secret like so You're at your forever home air quotes. You're you set up your base camp.
He set up your base camp What do you think about booby traps? Totally using them? I mean if nothing else like trip lines for alarms. Yeah, and I'm talking just like as basic like cans on a string Yeah, I mean anything that I would hate like I don't think I would set up something like a spike from it Because I my dumb ass would seven it in my own trap and kill myself.
Yeah, or like traps are dangerous. Yeah But I mean zombies being what they are you could literally just run a bunch of fucking trip lines in the woods without any Alarm and it was just fucking fall over. Yeah Run strings and trees That's good point. I just want to make sure if I build y'all turn zombie pockets I don't have to worry about falling into a wolf pit or something Yeah, that would be a good way to hunt though Spikes unless you guys all want to pull this up at the same time And we can agree on answers.
I've got a would you survive a zombie apocalypse quiz on? Quizando calm I see what we can agree on answer. Yes, I got to be in the same boat. Yeah, I pretty much Alright, you wake up in the morning you spot for zombies in the front yard of your home.
Okay. What are you doing running away? Barricading calling for help I take the closest knife and attack For is I'm not going after him. I'm probably barricading.
I'm probably barricading the front going out the back. Yeah Or just barricading. Yeah, it's barricading to see what the situation is. Yes.
Yeah, I'm quiet Yeah, I'm down with barricading down with that. Alright, so we'll go to be Which of the following weapons would you use to kill zombies axe knife gun screwdriver axe? Is the furthest region is reusable I would take yeah, it's either axe or gun Probably yeah, or knife Like a knife is something you have to continue with sharpen same thing with an axe. Yeah, keep it sharp Run out of bullets and eventually become usually adult acts are still gonna smash us Yeah, I'm down with that.
Yeah, I'm max. Yeah, I'm gonna act what's that one? What's the letter? What letter was that so you try?
I don't know. Oh Oh, actually I'm sorry Question three you run away from zombies in the forest and you see places to hide which one do you choose? None a small house what small house full of breaths? Like it says breaths B.
R. E. A. T.
H. S. So we'll just say a small house. Yeah, I tree a swamp or I keep running I keep running I'm keep running cuz I don't know what breast I'm away from zombies in the forest So that sounds like they're on your trail and you see places I said keep running too I mean if you have zombies on site and it's enough for you to get like if it's like a horde and you're like fuck I gotta get away.
Yeah, like if you go to housing now is the horde gonna fucking overrun the house Yeah, I think I'm not swamp because you get stuck in the swamp week. Yeah, so that's D. Yep Yeah, I mean are you okay? You meet a group of like we were saying people the most dangerous You meet a group of people who are armed and well equipped.
What are you doing? Are you asking them for help? Oh, are you trying to kill them and take their supplies depending you watch their behavior to see if they can be trusted before you approach them Yes, I don't risk it and go the other way or I wait for them to be attacked by zombies Oh, I didn't know that was gonna be an option one more time a I asked them for help be Try to kill them and take their shit see I watched them to see if I can trust them I would say watch and then if they get attacked by zombies take that as an advantage There's so many answers to I would kind of agree with that I don't risk it go the other way is D and E is I wait for the zombies to attack them. Well, you're not gonna make me run away I'm not gonna like oh my god people.
I'm not gonna approach them. Yeah I'd keep an eye out of distance see what's going on depending how many of them are I might try to kill them Yeah, if they get attacked by zombies, I'm not helping them. I mean if I've got a fucking fully auto AR I might wipe them out and take their shit. Yeah, it's a numbers game, right?
Watch the behavior. You see if they can be trusted don't risk it run the other way I Feel like don't just get in run the other way. That's kind of where I'm leaning. Yeah, that's the safest approach in my opinion.
Yeah, good point So that's me. Yeah, I mean kill them and take their supplies, but that it's only suppose is that I have the ability to do Exactly. You would have to make sure you knew you could take out that group See, I don't know if I would go the other way I think I would leave their site for sure, but then like keep an eye on it see right. Yeah, see if there's a chance for me to take their Supposed to him by the girl warfare guerrilla warfare.
Yes Question five is the word of zombies attacking your friend. What do I do? Hey try to distract the zombies Risking my own life be leave him in order to not risk my own life see I help invite the bon zombies Risking both of our lives. I have no idea what to do.
I mean If you want to survive, it's gotta be be man. You know, I love you guys. No, if you're like, but if it was to yeah, bring I would jump in and save you. Yeah, I totally agree like if there's Not current engagement But you're about to be overrun, of course you would help your friend Yeah, but if it's like we're together and you open a door and 15 zombies fall on top of you Yeah, I'm meeting yeah, yeah, I'm thinking be to sorry guys.
No, no, I completely expected but now I'm like holding on so I'm like help Dan fucking Dan yeah, I'm gonna fucking AR my back Obviously this is subjective, but What would be the perfect shelter according to this quiz a supermarket a gun super market a be a gun shop see a farm D a castle You know cuz we live in England or E a prison I would say castle of prison, right? Yeah, I mean prison if you can it doesn't specify whether it's like a full prison or and also what type of castle right? Castle is a pretty fucking open. Yeah, I fucking doors I mean you have one big fucking door, but God forbid most of them are away from people Or is it like where you have the castle and you get the outer city of the castle?
Hmm to have a mo or call us I had to go prison right now. Are they considering like are they considering like supply availability? Yeah, I agree with you prison still because you still got a lot of food to be prisoners You got fucking security walking dead off you gotta clear it you can lock yourself in a fucking cell true And zombies ain't getting in no, that's true. I'm thinking e-bri.
Yeah, I think so too Your best friend is bitten by zombie. What are you doing? Chopping his mother fucking head off killing him fast It's been the last moments with him then killing mm-hmm. I'm leaving him.
I'm crying Hey for sure killing him immediately. Sorry guys. All right. Yeah, man.
I mean I might You know kiss your forehead or something when I leave but a large your fucking head off You're you're already entrenched in a base a large group of zombies have entered. What are you doing? Are you running away barricading or trying to kill them all? I'm trying to determine where my defense has failed first off There's a bunch of fucking Run away barricading try to kill them Yeah That's a stupid answer for this question because if the zombies already in your base then what are you barricading that section of the Bulldog section off.
Yeah, good point. Yeah barricade. Yeah, so my house is smaller. That's the only problem.
I agree with you You get out of your house as fast as possible. Maybe we should have started with this quiz. What are you taking with you? hilarious a laptop be See weapon D medicine E nothing I mean I was between like medicine and weapons.
I would say weapons are nothing. I mean fastest possible would be nothing Yeah, yeah, just like fucking deal Scavens for the shit later. Yeah, yeah Is a sharp long point stick for the users of yeah Immediate nothing is he yeah, it's either you I'm not there. Nothing or weapon.
I'm not risking anything for a weapon No, I'm not risking anything for a weapon either, but I feel like all this have something to use a close. Yeah, let's go See meet two strangers who want to join your group. I would never happen. I want to talk to him in the first place Right, what are you doing?
Allow them to join scare them away give them some food. Are they beautiful women? Desert titties so shitty answers quiz on dough So a lot of us join scare them away give them some food Yeah, I'm scared away Are you scared yet? Next question So you're surrounded by group of zombies.
What are you doing in this situation? No, it's a that's an odd question because I mean Is that surrounded in your house? Are you surrounded in the open? I'm assuming you're in the open.
There's zombies all around you. Okay, so Do you try to get out by all means? All means is strange. I mean I would assume all means also means killing them right writing Yeah, because the question is I kill a few and run away and he starts crying or don't know I would purposely kill them if I could get away like just the quickest I feel like I'm gonna do it yet.
I feel like if I'm surrounded by zombies the crying is over at that point Yeah, you kind of I've already done that yeah that happened last night. Let's do a I'm thinking a yeah I'll tell me and yeah means for sure dude Because that defines it as yeah, I'll sacrifice someone else get away. Oh, here's another common question what motor transport you use? car bike motorcycle or rollers I assume they mean Or like a skateboard I say bicycle or motorcycle motorcycle seems the best right?
But I say about bikes no gas but but I mean Layers went on a long bike trip. It's a lot. It's a lot like games. I'm saying motorcycle personally.
Yeah. Yeah, go See 13 do you think you have a good chance of surviving? Yes, I'm indestructible 5050 and I don't really have a chance Yes, I'm indestructible totally I mean personally I think 5050 but yeah, I'm gonna say 5050. Oh, okay.
That was an option. Yeah All right, what do you think quiz Congratulations, you are a great logical What? Legition you're a great logician and hunter We didn't say anything about you during the zombie apocalypse. You have a great plan and your chances of survival will be close to a hundred percent Hey, oh, yeah, boy.
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