What's up guys? Good to damn it. If you always started off, I screwed up. It's not welcome to Dan and Brent.
It's welcome to live forever. Yeah. Forever. I love you guys.
Welcome to live forever. I'm Brent. I'm Steve. I'm Dan.
Sorry. No. I'm just like other quotes. Damn it.
It's all ruined. This is going to be a shit show. Oh yeah. How's everyone?
I think because we all have affection for the topic. So we're doing Conan today. We're not going to talk about that yet. We're going to talk about what's going on in our world.
Yeah. Brent, I had some weird shit happen this week. I always have weird shit happening. I know.
My dog got out and pit someone. So that's a $500 ticket. My water heater exploded this morning. That's going to be another $500 to $700.
I assume Bruiser. No. He's the nice one. The black and white one.
The smaller one is still. Yeah. Domino. I knew it.
I knew it was like a cat. It was close enough. No, he's like very skittish. I think people are trying to like hooral him and kind of back him in the corner.
He's like, I'm going to bite when he motherfucker. He's like, he nips someone's elbow. He's not like an elbow. Yeah.
Because they're like, ehhh. Alright. You need to know me some training because the elbow is definitely not a kill point when I envision the bullet. Hang on.
Roll this back for me. Okay. What happened? When did you hear?
We weren't home. We got a phone call saying, hey, your dog got out of bits of one. So we rush home. We called the neighbor.
Okay. I think called the neighbor. Yeah. That's actually how I was helping move this morning.
I don't get my neighbor's my phone number. Oh, they're sweet old people and I was out drinking with them today before this. Nice. Nice.
Having to set up their TVs, all that tech stuff that, you know, all people don't have to do. I love getting loaded with old people. The stories we can tell. Dude, like the people that are still getting after it, like give me hope.
Dude, that old folks on that they moved into is pretty dope. Has like an indoor golf simulator. Fuck yeah. Like, like all kinds of stuff like movie theater built into the place.
These are your neighbors. Or they were. They're moving out. Oh, they just knew them ahead before.
No, they're selling their home. Yeah. So like Monday is their last day in their home. Word.
But yeah, so yeah, I've been, my last been crazy. I wasn't sure if I was going to make it today, but I did because I care about you guys. We care about you. Oh.
Echo. So you got the call. How many people were there? I mean, were they all trying to corner your dog?
Basically, it got out and they were trying to catch it for you or like, we don't even know who got it. Your dog was just like, freelancing. Well, here's the thing. They got out and because of a piece of offensive fall and so now, which is weird because it's a new fence and a piece of your fence fell?
Yeah. Weird. Like one of the things where it was knocked out and people put it back up and the dogs ran in up running back at home by themselves. So they were like, this is getting weird out here.
They're just doing people chasing us. It's especially strange. I've been to your crib, dude. And it's not like your fence is in like disarray.
Exactly. It's a new fence. And the plot thickens. But I mean, they could have jumped up on it and the piece that fell out, instead of having two nails on top and bottom, they had missed when they were nailing it.
So there's two in and two next to it and the kind of the crack between two. So potentially your dogs found a weakness in the perimeter. Yeah. All right.
Fair enough. But I mean, no one got seriously hurt. There's no aim. I mean, we just got to find for having dog nuisances that were out running around.
So how did that work? Like you just walked up to the house, dogs are back in the yard and there's a guy like, oh, here's your ticket in the other way. Yeah, pretty much. Really?
Wow. Well, like a constable. Yeah, animal control. I mean, dog is being kind of aggressive.
I'm like, well, yeah, because you over back into it. Just yell at their name and tell them to go home and they go home. It still seems weird to me. Yeah.
Like who? Man, somebody against me a $500 ticket for my dog being loose. I'm like, you got any proof of this shit? Right.
I guess. Like when so you don't know who got the no, that's a weird thing about it. What's that amendment? Isn't there amendment?
Information Act? Well, yeah. I don't know if that's an amendment. I think that's just one of those.
Yes. When we have to go after the police, one of those things that doesn't really work out for us all that well for transparency. But I thought there was something like you have the right to face your accuser. Well, yeah, yeah, you're not accusing me of it.
They're not like they're suing us or anything. Right. But we're going to take it simply because the dogs were out. I would contest that shit, bro.
Yeah. Well, I mean, if they were out and obviously they were. Yeah. I mean, we really can't really contest that, can you?
Well, I mean, I assume there's a court date on the ticket. Yeah. We're going to go there. We have photos of the fence like, I would definitely get a picture of the rest fence like it wasn't like, like, let our fence go to shit.
So was the ticket actually from the bite or was it from the animal control? Animal control folks and they were saying your dog is aggressive. It's a nuisance because they're running around free. What kind of fucking world are we living in?
Can't have your dog just run around. One time. Like, I would see if it's a nuisance, if it was like every day or, you know, stealing kids because he bit someone. That's why he's a nuisance.
Mm. It beats the alternative because that's probably like my biggest fear on the planet. Not that I visited by the police very often, but I've seen too many videos where the police just like shoot people's dogs for no reason. And it's like, it kills me inside.
And I'm like, so I have two dogs. They like to bark and jump up and all that. And if a cop shows up at my house and just pops one of my dogs for no reason, yeah, there's going to be more than a dead dog in the yard. And Steve's probably going to jail.
Yeah, probably dead. I'd be here with that. That still seems weird to me. Yeah.
I would probably contest that shit. If your cat got out and like killed an endangered bird, right, it's like, like he'd still have to prove it. Yeah, which I mean, everyone saw the animals out. I mean, yeah, that's just the cat being everyone.
But I mean, like, everyone's going to show up to court. No, I'm going to show up and it's not like I'm going to be like, here's your money by right? Right. Like, I'll see.
You guys know what I'm turning? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. We already got some help in us. Good brain works for attorney.
Oh, that's right. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah.
I mean, all he has to really do is show up and be like, where's the guy that got bit? Is he here? Where's the injured party? Do you have proof that it was their dogs even?
Yeah. Is that shit on? Is that shit on video? Yeah.
Do you have the video? No. You have a witness? Exactly.
Cool. Later. Throw the case out. It's a lot of nothing.
Yeah. What's the other one? Oh, I don't have blood on her tire. That's normal though.
She's driving now? Oh, she told her car like three days after she got her license. Oh, my God. And a four car pilot.
Yeah, she caused it. I mean allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah.
I assume she got to take it for that as well. Yeah. Yeah. That's less than a dog ticket.
But anyways, it's been a good December. Yeah. Yeah. So insurance is up and why is your insurance built $2,000 a month, right?
Yeah. I'm just waiting for them to go. Listen, we're going to have to let you go. I'm sure we talked about it on this show when it happened.
My water heater went out into December when you're in it fucking suck. Yeah. Do you guys have gas over there? No, it's electric.
Okay So it's not so bad. That's easier to hook up. Yeah, I think we get electric if I do have to replace it get one of those non tank the tankless ones Are you gonna get more tankless with am it Steve? We're even more tankless.
Well, you already have a tankless. No Yeah, you do in your bathroom. No what what all right? No in my bathroom.
I have a tank water heater It's just a smaller tank because it's just for my bathroom anyway enough about your stupid life But what about you Steve? What about you stupid life? So speaking of pets and animals, I have acquired a new pet myself. It is a little black kitten Come to us courtesy of pet boys my girlfriend works at pet boys and this lady calls up She's like there's a meowing coming from my car.
Oh, no. Yeah, so immediately. I'm like, oh my god Like it first thought is like got into the hood somehow. It's getting fucking mangled So it's its arm is caught in the fucking belt or something and it's not wrong in there but no, she drove like five or six miles two pet boys and They start tearing this car apart looking all over for this cat and lo and behold on top of the catalytic converter Just riding around with little hot feet.
It's just little like one month old kitten. I mean I can't say to me Yeah, like a tiny puffy little cat like hops up on the inside is just Am I die? Oh chill cattle hot tinkle, right? So of course dawn my girlfriend brings it home and it is now 100% my cat that cat loves me.
Yeah Yeah, she she just seems to be in charge. She runs out and just randomly the starts rubbing her face on my face like Yeah, you're my dad and I'm like cool. You're my cat. So and it's been the other cat'sator No, just the the newest not the newest but the last newest Don't get the owner.
Yeah, don't get the one I got her for birthday She she was like what in the fuck is this? Why would you do this to me? And I think once she saw that this little kitten is like matching her energy She's like wait a minute. This might be my new best friend.
Yeah, hold up. Wait, did we just come best rans? Yeah, we did yeah, cuz I imagine that your older cat wants nothing to do with either of the younger ones She could give a shit last she just lays around and when she probably is very happy Yeah, she's probably real happy that we got another little kitten that Fiona can play with and by the way the new kid's name is Runa, which I named her based off a North pagan of course Cat naming site. It's all these cool names.
You can name your cat since I already have a dog named Freya I was like all right. What's gonna be cool. Yeah, so I named her a runa which means secret love which is that's kind of Goable did it is or a big mask on dude like yourself. It's this is my secret though It's kind of don't care yet are like this is my secret little kid kind of love nobody can touch my kitty Speaking of names you guys want to see what our high-born names will be appropriate for this episode of Liffer ever we were doing about Conan Conan the barbarian the destroyer the camerian the server the usurper the avenger There's so many of the areas like Conan something something for every book that that I already hard-wrote So yeah, why you left it up?
So the whole reason we decided to Conan was the movie is it the original movie? Yeah, the barbarian the conan the barbarian is a actually playing a theater near us, so we're all gonna go see it 40th anniversary Yeah, that's pretty dope. It's hard to believe it for you. No.
Yeah 80s. Yeah, it's 22 I mean I'm 52 and that would put it right in line with like oh, yeah Yeah, I mean, you know, it's almost the hundred year anniversary of Conan the barbarian to close it's like 90 Yeah, 1932 is like the original bananas look at you know, I do this I see but all right so there's this generator at fantasy named generators calm if anyone would like to be a fucking dork with the rest of us so it lists several names so Your your name starts with a B it does so I figured you'll choose the second one that comes up on the list and then I'm gonna hit this little generator So I have a 20 sided dnd die We're gonna roll that and then I'm gonna hit the generator that many times. Okay, so go ahead roll four four one two three four and Your name is Vala Lino I know So you're gonna reset it back to the beginning Are you just saying if you you realize okay, so you're just gonna Recycle the names however many times is on there. Okay, prom.
Give me luck 12 12 12 and I don't know how Steve is gonna work because that's way later, but that's way later Based on your last name. We'll use the third one which is door Mac. That's pretty dope. I can do with the OR MAC door Mac door Mac the door Mac Dan roll we got six six Six for dexterity and then fourth fourth fewer lack I feel like I got ripped off in this Email I Yeah, I didn't I pressed the mail I know one for us in the female one for you damn it I mean the fuel but you know it's kind of sound like mail ones anyway Do we want to throw in the bone and let him try no it's maybe could be a Mac to the gods have spoken no I mean this is like the one has spoken this is a Shit, I got to get tattooed all right Fuel like it reminds me of what's that what's that podcast?
Yeah Heirlies now no it's so pretty entertaining. There's a you like it basically a dude like fell through a portal behind Burger King and It's in the land of Boone. It's like a D&D world It's like a D&D world where he sits down with a wizard and a ship shape shifting badger nice and and does a podcast It's fucking hilarious totally worth listening to alter egos dude. It's awesome anyway, so we're all pretty big Conven so let's start at the beginning with old Robert E Howard He is the author of the books well is it the books or the stories he is the adventure of Conan of Conan period and several other things But yeah, he he's like the Stanley for He's got it created it said hey, this is my idea.
He's the OG So the part that like really blows my mind is so he came up with cold conqueror first yes in like 1929 and What was it called? There's a book or a periodical? Weird tales and they didn't like Cole all that much so he like yeah reworked it reworked it basically reworked coal into Conan and Re-pitched it to them and they love that shit. He was in a story in 1931 I can't remember the name of that story sword on the serpent or something like a sword in the Phoenix Phoenix on the sword I don't know if there's that sounds really that was the second one the first one Or something like that was about reincarnation and Conan was was a character in that and then he fleshed him out more for Sword and or the Phoenix and sword.
Yeah, that's called in 31 I mean think think about the where the world was in the 30s. I mean it's great Depression was I like yes, right for the great impression About where entertainment was where writing was and to come up with like a sword and sorcery kind of dude Well, this was the same time as like Lovecraft him and lowcraft actually some there Yeah, there were time like yeah, like so they included like Lovecraft has something where he mentions the Chamereons and then It's basically like they kind of blended their stories a little bit together. Oh, yeah Like I said Chamereons Chamereons Chamereons, which is not like Sumeria with as UM. It's I am or is he in it's CIM.
Yeah, yeah I am Sumeria so Robert E Howard was According to this documentary we watched on chained kind of a fucking lunatic Very disturbed very disturbed like at one point like boarded up his house with like lots of guns and ammo like super paranoid Dude and I had never heard this story before but the director of Conan the barbarian said that The legend is that Robert E Howard like was basically boarded into his home and was so crazy that he thought one night He felt the presence of it. I felt a presence and like the specter of Conan A peer to him and was like you see that type you see that typewriter dog. You're gonna need to sit in front of that and he's like okay You've got a giant axe and no problem tell my story and supposedly He felt Conan behind him the whole time and he's like telling him his story And he is like forced to write them and like he he writes the first story through the night Like can barely make it till morning But what he does and he turns around and Conan's gone and he's like oh I better rest up because good chance You next next night fall Conan will be back and he was what and supposedly like he wrote the first 15 stories all within a short Amount of time because he was convinced that this specter of Conan was standing over him with an axe I will kill you if you don't get us done do that as the dopest fucking shit ever like how cool is that that he was so crazy? Force productivity that he was why him and love crapper Yeah, absolutely and it's kind of sad but Also kind of falls in line with creative people unfortunately He committed suicide in 1936 damn so I mean he wasn't even writing for that long.
He wasn't that old He wasn't that old. I don't remember how old he was when he died, but it wasn't very old No, we could still be getting some probably not fresh Conan stuff But I probably would have been writing to inflexes or seventies. I mean for sure but his family found books That were never released so they released a lot of his Stories that had never been put out after the fact when they went in yeah So there was a bunch of stuff that never made it out that until later on after right passed well apparently a lot of the stories weren't in full novel form and After Howard's death a couple of authors picked it up and novelized it. Yeah, and turned them into larger stories later on Well, I mean they were talking about making the movie in the 70s But they couldn't because after his death I guess there's like a whole bunch of issues with who owns it and if it was owned it We're going through lawsuits at the time so a lot of people were claiming rights to you know Like originally everything like Bronson as like Conan.
No way. Yeah, like all the bronson Yeah, like all the people who like were action heroes at time But I mean obviously the director saw Mr. Universe himself was like that's the guy. Yeah, that's the guy Yeah, it was at John Millies.
Yes, I know it's a producer and I think he had a lot to do with getting it Everything being oh, yeah, he was a huge fan of power, you know, I thought yeah, that's what I gathered from that from the documentary You know, he even thought like hey Arnold's too big like it made him lose like 30 pounds of muscle for the movie exactly Like he was too big to swing the sword around like yeah Take fencing classes and all you know just because I'm actually too muscular to swing a sword According to Arnold he said that the training that they went through to do that movie was more strenuous than any like Didn't do in the bodybuilding thing. Well, I mean weightlifting is like just do this repeated a hundred times right like I mean I mean I was it is more to it but I'm saying like it's not like as aerobic. Yeah, like he had to learn how to ride a horse You know so many different things that they were taught and that's not just Arnold that was yeah Everyone on the top of them that were in it. Yeah, they took it very seriously.
I didn't realize and I was kind of Guest that the swords were real but a lot of them were like especially the primaries like Conan was wielding a real sword the Danish bodybuilders that yeah, Arnold brought them to animals. Yeah, the Great Danes is what he called them Just crazy giant people that played that you know like the you know the henchman Yeah, and Arnold brought some folks in as well at the very beginning of the movie when Young Conan's out fishing and also his doom is making his grand entrance There's like this guy running through the woods and he's all like buff and he's sitting on top of this rock kind of breathing real hard That is Franco Columba one of Arnold's bodybuilding friends. Okay. He was also a terminator nice He was one of the terminators that come in on the flashback sequence.
I was unaware that one of the writers was Oliver Stone Yeah, dude in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah Did his did his script end up getting credited? I don't believe so because it was almost like a complete rewrite He had so much weird stuff like above and beyond was already you know giant snakes and shit like that But yeah, I think Millius ended up toning it down just because they didn't have the you know He originally was writing the story it was based in the future with mutants right so it was like You know much more complicated thing. Yeah, whereas moles or Millis would know one of the one more like hey Let's stick to like the story instead of okay.
I mean this is around the time as when Star Wars came out So it's like you know people wanted high action crazy aliens. You know, I don't I don't want to get too far into the movies I mean I assume if you're listening to this podcast you probably have already seen this shit and you kind of already know the Conan is But let's let's give him a little background. So raise the sleeve So, you know, Robert E Howard created this world called Iboria and Conan was a Barbarian from the land of Samaria. Correct.
Correct. And it was kind of just like a wandering badass There were quite a few different areas. So where do we feel like? So he's born on the battlefield battle born depending on it really depends on the If you want to go with movies like the scripts you want to go with the books It just depends on who wrote the books.
There's a very talented now. I was always a very stout Robert Howard only for Conan Robert Jordan is another Arthur Yes, we'll have time series whichever which is amazing amazing job doing Conan The only one I know you wrote Conan. Yeah, he did several stories on Conan and let me double check that because I've already got some explaining to do from the very last podcast, which was yeah It's complete and total misinformation due to we're just gonna call it first show jitters That's why it's difficult to talk about Conan really because there's so many there's a lot of different sources Like we were saying earlier like everybody wanted to claim Conan as their property And so there's a lot of different ideas like what the lower includes but I mean basically all you need to know is It's kind of a badass barbarian Was a fairly intelligent yeah character I definitely planned out his battles and stuff. He wasn't a lot of situations apparently he spoke several languages And they got him out of a lot of jams that ordinarily he would you know have gotten in big trouble But he actually spoke the other languages.
There's different. I mean it's kind of Tolkien-esque in a sense like he Robert Howard created this entire like little universe for Conan and so you've also got so aside from the Syrians you've also got the I'm sorry, you've got the Stigians you've got There were pics which were like yeah Yeah, lots of different religions Conan gone in worshiped well not worshiped But he associated with crumb who was the the leader of the Sumerian Pantheon. He was kind of like the Sumerian Zeus Yeah, like a god of war like yeah, but in like a kind of like an unaffected way like yeah Like you don't pray to crumb you just go do battle and crumb bless you for doing battle problems like yeah, okay You did good today. Yeah, but he like apparently that was the whole thing like crumb didn't care if people lived or died If you impressed him like sometimes you would get involved or bless you if you like wasn't the thing like a crumb Oh, you mean the prayer that he did yeah, I shall recite it for you go ahead He goes crumb I've never prayed to you before I have no tongue for it No one will know if we were good men or bad or how we died all that matters is that too stood against many if all war pleases you Cram grant me one request grant me revenge.
Yeah, and if you do not listen Yeah, so I mean he was all about I mean like like a mission for his more of an anti hero than a hero at the beginning Because he's just basically trying to get revenge right then that's what his whole that's that was his mission from pretty much like the time He was a kid yeah, it's like yeah, cuz he was his mother died in childbirth his father was killed in front of him So a lot of a lot of his adventures started with just him going out looking for who killed his dad Yeah, and like on all the books and movies stuff. He never returns back to Samaria never goes back Like the last one like there were no more samaria. Yeah, the whole village was murdered Now there's according to one youtuber. I can't remember his name.
Sorry There's like 40 different gods. Yes. I mean on the low side Well, like apparently there's a lot of like sub gods Conan to sword and sorcery like it is very much a magical world It's a magical world, but it's definitely more sword heavy. Yeah for sure And there's like a especially from Conan.
There's a distrust and a mystery when it comes to magic and Magic. Well, yeah, cuz he's a follower of prom. It's not like one of the magical gods. It's like gonna let you shoot snakes zeros That would be sick.
So here. There's a the main ones are like me Chitra, which is kind of like a the closest thing To compare would be like, you know, like a Judeo Christian God and like the followers of Mitra would be interested in you know There's only that it's monotheistic. They think their god is the only god if you follow that god and Are righteous and true and whatever you go to some sort of heaven. Oh, yeah There's set the snake god the snake god sickness, you know, he's kind of considered a demon god There's like a shamanistic great bear god that I think some of the samarians were into and maybe a few of the others Uh, I don't even know if he's in the books or just the games, but uh zotley I don't recall zotley zotley x o t l i that might just be from the games.
I don't know But from the lower, uh, he was like, uh, like a god of death like from necromancers and shit Okay, but anyway, so this background is mostly just kind of to give you some idea of cone in the wanderer slash barbarian that leads into the movies like Going to the barbarian. There was no shortage of jobs for conan. Like he was a pirate at one point sailed the seas Uh mountains. I mean he did so many things.
It's that kind of the point of barbarian like do kind of whatever violence needs to be done Yeah, yeah He's not like I have to do it this way. He's like, oh no, I'm gonna do I'm gonna shoot a bow. I'm gonna Just have the sword. I'm gonna cut your horse to send off so that you fall off course like punch a camel Do you see what they were doing in that tent?
No, I'm gonna punch a camel Uh, we're actually gonna go go see uh the the what was it? 1980 one or 82 I would say obviously it's a two if it's the anniversary. Oh, yeah Um, we're gonna go see it this week pretty fun about that I always get the barbarian and the destroyer mixed up in my head like the movies. I just have a hard time separating them Really?
Yeah, it's such a more I just haven't watched enough of them because like one is very heavy on the titty balls and the other one is Not quite so heavy on the titty balls and far less decapitation. Well, the destroyers is where he's chasing after Um, James Earl Jones, right? No, that's the barbarian. Yes, barbarian Oh, okay.
I saw the destroyers the second one where he is contracted to That's one with the mirror the castle and he's got to take the girl to go. Yeah. Yeah, yeah And they provoked the god. I'm sorry man.
I enjoy them both. They just kicked out of the konya fan club for real It's like I don't remember which episode of Avengers is certain things happening. I just think of the Avengers as the Avengers all of them It's the same thing So anyway, let me get one way So the barbarian is fantastic. Um, like we were saying earlier this guy john millius took it super serious and wanted it to be badass So he found Arnold and also found a fantastic cast to go with it Sandra Bergman was in a play that he saw and saw the way she could move and was like, yeah We want her.
Yeah, and so she was in the movie. She was super cool. Um, I mean this movie like rocketed Schwarzenegger's career and movies like this is the way I mean I think it hurt you least before this but that was like He didn't even speak good english in it. He did her.
He leaves and uh, another movie called pumping iron pumping iron That was documentary about the stuff. Yeah, but he was kind of a dick like he would yeah He was not a nice person when it came to bodybuilding. He would always try to get in people's heads and And I got to do what you got to win sounds sounds like something um don't even do But like you mentioned it was they took it very seriously. It was shot in spain Uh the movie like what is it like 40 minutes in before he even says his first blind?
Yeah, I mean it's So far in he starts as a slave because he's captured He starts a child and then his um parents are killed in front of him, right? And the barbarian starts in the barbarian. He is a child. Okay, and he's fishing and doing all his little kids stuff Then false adume rides into the village He watches his father get killed by two rottwollers and acts in the back Then it's kind of a last stand with konin and his mother and his mother is trying to protect him false adume gets his father's uh konin's dad's sword He's like checking it out then next thing you know shwank chops her head off So like that's that would be like your worst seven-year-old memory right?
What did you do when you were seven? Watch my mom get chopped off That's like the old samurai thing right like yeah people come in the village and destroy everyone kill your parents Yeah, kill your parents in front of you. Yeah, and you better get those kids. Let's be really good You're gonna come back and get your if you're a bag guy you have to kill kids They're gonna come back and get you yeah, they're gonna train their entire lives Am I gonna do for the rest of my life become like fucking snake eyes and ji-jou and come back and kill you?
So then yeah, he went to uh to grind green with the banner the wheel of pain. Yeah, the thing is crazy They have a gym where you can actually they rebuild it basically in a gym and people are in there just pushing this thing around I would so love just even if it was two minutes Get a picture of you lunatics haven't seen konobarbaran You need to watch it But like the beginning of the movie after you know, he's captured and made into a slave Like it starts with him as a child pushing this giant like grinding stone Just a giant stone with sticks on it basically like yeah, just like pushing these logs You want your slaves to be strong? This is how you get your slaves to be strong And it was uh it was kind of funny in that documentary. They were like it was made so well that it pushed too easily Like Conan Arnold hit himself in the back of the head.
He was like spun on him Yeah, spun on him like dunk So they actually had to get like members of the crew to like slush against him So it would actually look like he was forcing it. That's amazing But he did like it was a complete transformation within I don't know maybe five minutes of the movie from little kid getting chained up And then next thing you know, he's like a teenager or you see as his legs Then he's a young adult and then he's next thing you know He looks up and it's Arnold Schwarzenegger pushing this big log around which is also a bad idea, right? Yeah, don't let I mean if you have slaves don't let them get too strong. Yeah I mean like like as soon as he starts to get ripped when you'd be like, all right, that's enough We're gonna have to cut back on the rice for this boy Take his pinky toe.
We can't walk right. Let's do that. Yeah, it just seems like a bad idea To me end up getting like slaves that strong straight soul to a guy that's like, uh, see the potential in this guy We're gonna make him a fighter. So not only do you let your slave get super strong that has a vendetta But then you're gonna train him how to fight and kill people.
Yeah, that's right. So so that's right He goes from a slave just basically grinding grain to like a cage fighter, right? Yeah fighting in the pits Yeah, there's a scene in the movie where um, it's a whole series of obviously scenes But um it corresponds with one of the books where he's in the pits and he actually has to fight a woman And if you have to pay attention to the scene But Arnold's on one side and all you see is a set of legs on the near side of the camera Right if you look at those legs, they're not male So they actually put that in the movie without showing him killing a woman because that would be a little bit much Yeah, maybe yeah, no stimes So I don't remember because I wanted to be hyped for the movie Haven't watched it recently. How did he go from the pits to like meeting uh, balleria and uh his other little buddy?
So he fought so well and just basically the uh, the scrub league if you will in the pits His owner because he was still a slave potentially at that point took him to be trained by the uh, they made it look like a uh, the eastern Orient type situation okay, much elects And uh, they taught him the fine art of using a sword and how to fight properly And he had won so many battles and it just his first line actually came right at that point where he's you know What is best in life and then comes out with the you know, the whole to crush your enemies see them driven before you He had the validation of the women, you know that whole Excuse me. Every line of the movie I promise I won't uh so again which were his first lines in throughout the whole movie But his uh his owner decided like this guy has been caged up way too long like he could sense his He's a hundred freedom. Yeah, like so he cuts him loose and he's out running away being chased by wolves Which I thought was a neat part and again credit to this millius dude He wanted he didn't want just like a cheesy, you know sword and sorcery movie He wanted this shit to be like as legit as possible. So like we were saying earlier with the training uh, none of them I really knew what they were doing but they contracted a Like sword master slash martial artist to teach them all how to use swords, you know They learned martial arts.
They learned how to ride horses like grueling shit like Arnold said like, you know, I had to train so that everything looked natural So it wasn't just you know a bodybuilder just swinging a sword around like everything looked legit Like he you know, they looked like they knew how to use swords. Yeah, that way they look like beast master Right The scene where he's being chased by the wolves like he got injured during that They tried to bite him. That's why it looks like he's running for his life because he literally was like the wolves were so badly trained They were attacking the trainers. Yeah, we'll use these guys.
He's like jesus They got xboxed right off the list right there. It's like, okay. We're not using those guys anymore They actually brought like wild-ass wolves. Yeah, supposedly that was like the first day of shooting and Arnold got hurt He had to get stitches.
Yes, it's like his first day and he was like, uh, and this was in spain It's how they'll be supposed to work. This is like in spain in the desert with a film crew like with you know Just kind of a ramshackle. Yeah, he's like you must just came over and stitched it up I got a needle in thread. Yeah, I got this just like so I mean it as far as bringing the reality I mean, how cool would it be to just be chaste by those?
I don't know man. That's that cutting edge. Start fighting the shit out of you promise nowadays It just be CGI was and it looked big as hell. Yeah, it'd be terrible.
Yeah, I definitely don't want to be chaste Yeah, this seems like a bad first day So what's like Conan as a whole like well like what what's what's what it like your favorite part? Yeah, I mean personally I can't remember these last name, but I think it's worth mentioning the real star of the first movie is the fucking score His name's Basil Basil pudorous pudorous. Yep, dude Like would that movie be even I was watching destroyer last night and he also did that one Yeah And I was like man, there's so many of these scenes that would be dog shit without that score without that score and in that documentary that we watched It even said that in his mind he had to he had to set the scene with the music like the music had to tell the story Because there was no dialogue. Yeah, no one was talking.
No one was talking. No one was so which is what a good composer does Absolutely, it was amazing. Yeah, and then all the best movies have also the best soundtrack It was one more common back in the day like to have a composer like write a score I mean even like bugs bunny man like they had a whole fucking symphony orchestra Well, even stuff like guardians galaxy would not be as good without without the sound track. Yep, definitely makes a difference And that was just other people's music.
Yeah, but I'm still saying like I mean someone still like It should like Conan and so many other epic movies so amazing is an soundtrack, you know, they write the music for that thing alone I wish someone would do that for us Right just kidding. So just not working on not to mention the original beginning piece of Conan was the basis for so many bodybuilders Back when I was parfaking oh, yeah Steve was a bodybuilder at some point. I don't know if we mentioned that I was 28 and very fit and awesome if I must say so myself like I know but yeah Just like just just based on your persona like when you tell me that you were like a semi-pro bodybuilder All I can think of is like the cartoon like dude with like a mustache and like the striped onesie like lifting like barbells like Yeah, the 30 most eat steaks for the 30s means swimsuits Unitard but no there was this one guy and I competed against him like three times and During his free pose time that was his music. It never changed It was always the same routine, but it was I mean that was his music and he was an old cat.
He was like he's like my age now Yeah, man when uh when we were kids and they showed these movies on HBO and honestly if it weren't for destroyer being BG Yeah, we probably wouldn't have seen or very in as kids because my parents thought we were watching the second one and they're like Oh, it's BG. Don't worry about it. And we're like, it's uh, it's totally not but like my brother would run around With like a plastic sword like doing the music be like bum bum bum bum Coman he always said coman because he didn't know what Conan was that's awesome. Yeah, I mean what they unfortunately I mean it's great that they did that because that's what introduced us to it I mean but now as adults we're like that's bullshit.
Yeah, the destroyer definitely Had some some wacking in it compared to the first one. Yeah, dude I mean it's such such drag because I mean if you watch Especially if you watch them close together like if you watch the first one and then the second one you're gonna be bummed Yeah, when you watch the second one because the first one like we're like we're getting into like they really put a lot of effort into the soundtrack the The fighting the stunts the acting like um his little buddy. I can't remember his fucking name The first one of the first one super time. Yeah, um, he was just a surfer.
Yeah. Wasn't it weird seeing him old? Yeah, in the documentary. I was just like there's no way that's super time and uh mako the wizard who played um Uh a hero.
Yes. Was he a cure in the first one too? Yeah, okay So and I think he was the only character other than Arnold. It was in both No, so the guy that played um I want to say Fulcrum So false adume had two henchmen one was the big guy that was real tall with the long blonde hair And the other guy was like darker hair, right and I want to say his name was Fulcrum or something He was actually in the second movie really he was one of the palace guards that attacked him He's he's a swedish like stuntman He's been if you go through Arnold's like list of movies that he has he this guy's been in so many of them he was in um Running man as uh the security guard.
No, she has to say just the Arnold movies, right? I mean, it's good. Yeah, because Arnold was kind of my inspiration when I was doing the whole bodybuilding for real Oh, yeah, I wanted to be he was for i'm assuming most like late 80s bodybuilders. Yeah, well, he had that whole he was mr Universe.
I mean he was the bodybuilder everybody's man. Well, he had that was his whole idea right like uh What he called the pump right like when you uh is basically like and i'm i mean you're gonna have to correct me because I have never Been like he used to being a bodybuilder, but um like that idea that while your muscles are activated Oh, yeah, he was like once once you're like you got him all jacked like that's when you want to do the work because that's when you're tearing down the muscles So yeah, he was I mean There's obviously he was doing some some extra But his philosophy on bodybuilding was just that he's like you don't really start working out until you are already Exhausted basically like right anything you do above and beyond your crash point is where you is that's the honey spot That's where we get the gains. That's right. That's when you get swole.
Oh, yeah, I think me and dancie I'm kind of see you can get the biggest spice ups first. Oh, see me. Well, so you can beat see his biceps Really what i'm saying. You guys are doing right now.
I'm starting to develop this lovely bingo wing action and I hate it Getting old Getting old sucks. But part of the reason why uh, it's such a drag watching destroyer, which honestly I still like I watched it last night I still think it's not like a shit movie. No, it's not a shit movie. It was Uh, it's like it's kind of like watching You know, just sort of this like a regular hollywood black bus Yeah, and that's what they were trying to turn it into and it just really didn't work for the fans because all the fans were like Yo, uh, this isn't what we wanted.
This is a character from the 30s that's been you know, sword sorcery bitches Chopping heads we want hot bitches and you know people getting cut up and they wanted to make it into a family friendly Like it's like making like if they made a p.g. Viking movie Like it just would be like what is this? Okay, fellas we're gonna have to cut back on the raping and the pillaging and not so much over the other stuff either so, uh, a lot of people think uh That there was something more to it, but I personally I think it's because John millius the guy that did the first movie just wasn't available while the studio while universal wanted to make the new movie and They got the new guy Was his name, uh, risha flysher who was a pretty good director. I mean the movie didn't turn out badly I mean anytime a movie is like finished and isn't a giant pilot shit I mean, I I'd say it's a success, but he definitely followed in fall fell in line with what the studio wanted.
Yeah He sold out the the the vision if you will. Yeah, I mean Arnold fought against it He mentioned it in his autobiography and and in several interviews like hey I went to the studio and it was like look this is what the fans want and they didn't listen to him and Uh, the movie did all right overall because you know, this is back when there was no streaming So it was literally only theater sales pretty much I mean that and well They did all right in theater and then they actually made more money in vhs and and rentals and shit like that After the fact and it did really well overseas so it wasn't a failure But in the u.s. It kind of was especially in the theaters and with fans amongst the fans of the fan right to go from r rating to a pg Yes, there was um an article I read in fangoria actually the magazine Um that outlined that movie for whatever it wasn't r but they were going over like Some of the special effects and stuff but they removed so much of the nudity The gore or to get that pg rating to get it out to more people But again, like you guys said it's such a letdown to the fans that okay, you might have expanded it out further But you lost that fan base. Yeah, which is funny that you mentioned that uh with the rating supposedly originally barbarian was an x rating Oh, yeah, they had to work to get it to like tone it down because they're like We gotta be able to release this thing and somebody see it and I'm like we literally watch Someone we can't do that So, yeah, I'd really love to see the uh x rated version That director's got that would be amazing.
Well, I think we all at the end of destroyer, you know, you see like the old king konin Right, it's like that's what everyone's like. Okay, they can fix it. They can release this and then they just fucking have it Now, I never had a one. Let's do this There was there were still a lot of cool things.
I thought in destroyer, uh, obviously they had a bigger budget Yeah, and that showed you know, it was kind of wasted like well chamberman. Yeah, dude Will Chamberlain grace johns. Yeah, uh, that was cool. Grace Jones was insane She legitimately like crack two people.
Yeah, that's like she injured two Brooke one guys knows and I think the other one got uh his nuts and various scrambled Yeah, apparently when she jumps on will chamberlain and like bites his ear whatever like that shit was real Like he drew blood and then my Tyson did it and nobody thought it was funny Uh, I also thought it was kind of funny that uh, they had a hard time finding a horse for will chamberlain because it's too big Yeah, like literally his legs were reaching the ground You're like just strap it to me and I walk the horse This one in mexico and they finally found a big enough horse in spain and had to ship that fucker This is gonna make y'all are gonna be like are you serious? Will chamberlain same guy who was in the dragon right the top of black super tall? That was cream cream. Okay.
Is that cream? I was okay. I was making sure I wasn't thinking the same guy. But even though that was pretty cool I don't know what was in many more movies.
I just I haven't seen destroy it a long time So I'm trying kind of a blank on his face. Yeah, that's pretty great. Um, thanks, right now I got you know, enter the dragon or game of death whatever that movie was wasn't in the dragon I don't think it was different podcast different day. Yeah, yeah, we can do Bruce Lee.
I got to pull that out of my brain I've been watching it man. So yeah, I'm ready for some confluence. But um, yeah So the the remake that came out in the 2000s. Yeah 2011 2011 memoa.
Yeah, which coincidentally like rocketed is career the same as this movie rocketed Source nigger's career very similar. Yeah, which is like hey, this is what people want Everybody started paying attention. Now personally, I didn't really care for the memo one I I don't know. Maybe I just saw it originally when I wasn't feeling it I don't know a memory came up on my facebook not too long ago And it was like I was super excited about the new movie coming out and I was like I would have to prep myself to get into that New movie instead of sitting there like judging it so dramatically because I seen the first Conan was like You're not doing this.
You shouldn't like star wars fan and trust up for the runner Leather straps and a cod piece So rude. I've asked you leave right? I did sir put the sword down Funny in the destroyer they've got the like massive like leather cod pieces even now like the little His little buddy he even had like a giant cod piece like right on a scratch Just I hate to say it but that character bug the shit out of me because malented. Yeah, it's like we don't need Conan doesn't need a joke Well a jokey sidekick.
Yes, they had a con relief and they had they dumped Conan down so he was Conan's He's a pretty smart dude like Oh, we need to have this guy like come up with the plan the run is just the muscle. Yeah, dude I was gonna mention that to you when I actually wrote it down to my notes to bring up until the kind of explained it later on that I mean the character is supposed to be like he said not necessarily smart. But yeah, exactly He's been in so many battles that he's not that easily fooled. He was trained in battle That's why like when the queen bitch at the beginning shows is like hey if you go get this Magic horn for me to re-reignite this uh sleeping god I'll bring back your girlfriend Valeria from the first movie and he's like fuck yeah, I'm into it But he was in like are you was he bewitched?
He was bewitched if you watch like his stare kind of goes Yeah, and then he shakes his head a little bit like he's shaking that buzz off So I think she was kind of like had some which powers after she said You know look to the altar and see what you desire and he looks in sees dead Valeria from the first movie And then after that scene she goes wake. Yeah, exactly like wake up from a dream I like bewitched you know Cause that's the only thing that makes sense to me because later on he's like oh that was a lie Yeah, because he figured it out like eventually later, but I was at the same time I'm like shift not I know Bullshit that he was be that easily tricked but he's like he's like that's his bane That's his bugaboo man. He's magic like anything magic He's like yeah, I see that's why I love about sword and sorcery stories and books and movies I love the more sorcery side. You're obviously more of a sore guy Yeah, so d&d together if we all played d&d that would be like I would be like a barbarian He would be a mage Dan would broke slash thief.
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I'd probably be more of a warlock though Yeah, he is kind of into like the dark air magic. Yeah Yeah Speaking of in the new movie that might have been the part that bugged me the most was the fucking chick The younger chick that was like oh McGowan McGowan. I don't know who that was.
Yeah, what's that Rose McGowan? Yeah, that was Rose McGowan. Oh my god I thought she was terrible Like she was so she took me out of the movie because she was so bad She tried to bring creepy over the top like she tried to overdo it in my opinion She did way overdo it like little bitch you're crazy enough on your own you can just blade yourself but the portrayal in the new movie with mamoa his Physique and his style was more in tune to what Howard Put in his books. Yeah, the leaner more more athletic and not just like muscle bound instead of you know, I agree So that made him I feel like a more Solid yeah solid representation of of the vision that Robert Howard had well in the opening Before my well even shows up.
I thought it was fantastic. Oh my god with round promen That is dad right and then they you know spoiler alert Uh, they dump fucking molten metal on his dad. Yeah, I was like, oh, he should this movie's gonna be dope Way to go. I wanted the fuck out of me And then wasn't there like another dude with rose McGowan?
Yeah, that was her dad like yeah and his whole purpose was he wanted to resurrect his dead wife who was a Like head wizard or whatever, you know, head evil priestess of the set And he was gonna use the chosen one use her body to reincarnate her and it was just ridiculous So I mean the story could have been better the action was definitely there action was great Um the CG was was decent at the time. It is super dated at this point Yeah, I mean unfortunately 2011 not everybody had that Disney Avengers tech. No, it's called money where you can like create an entire city That's not there. It's it's it's a shame because it's like I don't know who's pulling the strings as far as like Would it be a good idea to make another cone?
Didn't you say something about Netflix is coming out with a series? Well, that's what I'm talking about and Netflix does it right? I mean between Netflix and HBO I mean if HBO is making I'd be like sold it's gonna be great because I mean HBO is like, yeah, we'll show all the blood and titties Yeah, I did you see that second season of witcher I saw most of the second season Which can you really get into the first? Too much time jumping.
I can't stay in like just oh really? It's too much like it's just happening like is this is the past is the future like it just seemed to jump too much for me That's just me personally. You have to pay attention. Yeah, I don't like to think watch that He just wants to see like after realing ditties.
Oh before I forget started to jump back. Yeah, uh fun fact on destroyer So the whole thing is about like I said like this queen tricks him and she wants Conan to help her niece This like virgin princess who's hot who is pretty hot to find this diamond virgin princess I mean what do you expect to find this diamond key that unlocks another door that has a horn to stick in the statues head So at the end they plug in the statues head with this horn and it turns into a monster who's a god and uh, you know things don't go well uncredited inside the monster costumes anybody know who it is you got me that would be under the giant No way. Yeah, dude. Isn't that crazy.
I'm googling that shit. Yeah, see I did some shit even see didn't know that yeah Under the giant dude. He's inside the monster costume at the end and uh, I'm literally good Right now. Yeah fucking awesome.
Why you do that real quick? I don't know I haven't watched yet, but another like 80s movie that Netflix has been bringing back to life willow Oh, I heard I want to see that. I heard it's got has worked. Yeah That's complete off-topic, but so who's putting that on?
I think I'm bleeding Netflix. No, it's Disney class Oh, it is Disney class, which is also like that's Marvel So Disney class has been putting out some good money And they're starting to dig a little deeper into the the our ratings in the pg 13 like deeper first uh First already moving on Disney class is dippo. Yeah, I mean they had to absolutely I don't know much. Do you guys see that shit?
Mm-hmm. What the Deadpool? Yeah, we have seen that before we come in uh, the little teaser announcement No, uh, so Ryan Reynolds put out a video where he's like, yeah, I know you guys all are super excited about Deadpool 3 and yes, I'm working on it and uh Kind of want to get my buddy involved you guys And then like Hugh Jackman walks through the background. He's like hey, you want to do one more with Wolverine?
He's like, yeah, sure Yeah, yeah, I have seen that. Yeah, like fuck. Yeah. I don't know if it's actually gonna happen, but it is dippo Wolverine I'm in so Brent and I are gonna have to put our money together to get you a official Conan replica sword because 100% played that Look it up.
I did I did. Oh god. I didn't know that. That's amazing Another little uh interesting tidbit, um, so the what they call the Atlantean sword Which is the one he finds in the first movie.
He also uses in the second movie So that scene you were talking about with Conan the king or he's sitting on the throne and the sword sitting next to him That's not the Atlantean sword. That's his father's sword from the beginning of the movie Yep, well and going back to call the conqueror. He wasn't Atlantean. So that's why it's like yeah apparently like thousands of years They've degraded down into like barbarians and that's so I guess like future tech on this and uh, Cole's favorite weapon was the axo Definitely he used like a big for sure about a lax uh side note that movie sucked Totally suck.
I'm gonna ask you about that because I never saw it didn't that come out in like 2003 or something Yeah, I don't know the gate. No, Kevin Sorbo. He was coming off of his And it's like bro, you know, I get it. You don't want to put another muscle bound guy in there like Conan like on Swiss nigger But let's not get like a little pencil guy.
Well speaking of like people playing characters So I don't know anything about the new Netflix show, but who would you want to see play Conan? Okay, two options old king Conan or a younger Conan. All right, so if I had to pick between an old Conan or a young Conan I probably pick for a younger Conan then I think older Conan would be cool like kind of like an old man Logan Series series It's like one of their limited like it'll be like four episodes. So it's like a four hour movie really but it's yeah But see there I bet money They're probably just using that as like a feeler and if people go eight shit over it.
They're gonna be like, oh, okay Well, you guys like it Similar to the crow Nobody died during the making of that movie Kid it would have been an amazing movie a little blonde hair kid. Yeah, I was annoying in the movie. Yes, that movie was amazing dude The subsequent movies after that the crow like the other ones were like super dumb. Yeah, did not like oh shit But I totally did that one time with the crow like me and a buddy in college That was really no literally we Just skipped every single scene with a little girl in it and it was amazing really oh my god It was such a good movie We're like dude if they would have just gotten rid of that little bitch It would have been amazing and same thing with red Sonya because that kid was so annoying to me They should have just got rid of the entire counter whoever he was of fucking red Sonya They I think they took a shit on that movie man like it was a good story.
I Brigitte Nielsen. Yeah, it just I mean she was sexy at the time. I just don't I don't feel it man I never felt I mean it was alright. It was exciting to watch like the first time because as a little bit older than us So I mean when I saw red Sonya as a kid I was like this No, for me it was like I'm riding Arnold Schwarzenegger's jock into this movie just because he's in it and it's like I gotta watch it Cuz it's got Arnold in it.
I mean if they do an old king Conan They almost have to bring back Arnold in some form I would say amazing right I mean I know he said he's gonna do anymore because he like the direction they went But like if they were like Netflix is like we're doing it right even if they did it as like an narrative frame of him telling a story And it's a different kind of him being younger. Yeah, that would be cool That'd be amazing like old Conan like this is what happened. Let me tell you a saga It's a hard to match up those accents though, right? Maybe And then when the 2011 one came out it was like I think the same year when the first MMO came out age of Conan Well before that there was a regular Conan game.
Do you remember the regular Conan game? You told me that and I have not played it. I don't know what you're talking I mean it has titties and everything I think I've played that one. It's more like a platform game where I mean It's been so long, but I just remember it was the first time I was like there's titties in this video game because that was the first one The Single player yeah, I was like a game is this on PlayStation PS3 what no yes We were just here was not at the time and then it had been PS3 maybe it was yeah, you might have been right I can't remember what I didn't get a ps3 right away, but I just remember like I was like Oh, they're finally doing it.
They're finally making like adult video games Like I don't mean adult video games like I can bang this chick I mean you totally could in the game, but that wasn't the point like you would know what Brent would be doing the entire game Like rescue these women and then you would go have sex and they would like increase your life. I don't recall that at all Played the massive multiplayer. Yeah, I mean you played age of Conan a lot and apparently now I mean it's still going on apparently they've released a whole new thing that because we didn't play age of Conan We played Conan exile. Oh, I did play a jacona too.
Yes. Okay. Yes. I did play a jacona I'll say for it.
You can actually still play a jacona actually and it's better. It's a Newish release like in the last year. Yeah, Conan exiles is the big one we got into for a while Yeah, that's the more survival slash which was great But the only downside I had it was it was more swords. There's no sorcery besides some really nice apparently That's all been fixed.
There's new like yeah, it was like that bug me about that one is unless you want to go like full Players player like this the story is almost not there. Well, I mean that's all survival games It's like we're gonna drop you in the silent good luck. So get ready to hold on to your butt here there There's 40 Games literally go back to an Atari 8-bit what's game what called Conan Hale or Hall of Volta Then there was Conan the Sumerian which was a DOS game you have mysteries of time. That was a system three I think that was the producer program by yeah, so that was on Nintendo then the game I think you're talking about was 2004 Conan which was third-person action adventure and it was on Xbox and PS3 Yeah, I don't remember that one at all.
I want to dig that up through the archives Yeah, there's there's like a ton of video games on like none of them I know I mean except the one that I played which was literally just like a platform game where you're running around and Chop stuff and I can't believe you never got into exiles because you have exiles Yeah, like you kind of like you kind of like Minecraft got shit Yeah, this cool because you can like you take people and you had to put them on the wheel of pain to make And like you can build a huge castle if you want to see that sounds cool, but I've I'm not gonna lie man when I play like Minecraft. I just play creator mode Yeah, I want access to all the things right now. Oh, you can't in this one Yeah, you do create a mode and just do whatever I could just like straight build a John castle. Oh, yeah, like when me and Brent and the guys that we play with online We're playing like half the time.
I'd be like busy building shit and Brent would be like oh, I'm gonna go on an adventure I'll be like cool. I'm just gonna stay here and build shit. Yeah, and then he would come back with like I found all these cool sorts And he'd come back dragging Two people and I got a some new snaves and some To get the slaves you'd have to like knock them out and then you tie a rope to him And you have to drag them back here fucking layer. So I know everyone at this table is pretty interesting D&D correct So June 28th, you know what they released Conan exiles RPG book for pin a paper what we do Conan style D&D Okay, separate podcast where we just do D&D and I tried so hard to get everyone to play D&D I know you know it's that's the promise.
I mean the promise is worse than even recording podcast like time wise Yeah, time wise it is. I would love it so much though. I think we should set it up to where we have our characters already made We don't have to sit there and bore everybody. Yeah, like just air it straight up We get everything put together sound play game and like I'd be down everybody listen to be like these guys are straight fucking nerds That was one of us has to be the dungeon master indeed.
I don't mind doing it I mean I like making people's lives miserable. I'll kill all of you fucking Brent would just be like okay Dan Steve you guys are now confronted with eight thousand warriors. What do you do? Run run roll to for a minute.
I had to go home the ground bear myself I'm too bad to run So do we we beaten Conan to death for the moment? I think so man. I think we're all like we all love the idea Conan, right? I mean it's such a neat just a badass warrior who's like not smart not like and super intelligent but like Experienced enough to know like he's got street smart.
Yeah, like he's like you don't have book smart It's kind of the man right like yeah, he gets laid he gets laid he gets the women gets the kill shit got cool swords He fucks it up. He says funny things from time to time. Yeah, I mean, he knows the riddle of steel Yeah, the whole like built-in genetic male thing of like following the alpha You're like okay guys dope. We all want to be Conan right?
I mean we all there's a part of you that's like yeah I want to have a sword and want to fuck shit up and you know have sex with like crazy gypsy ladies That's not there to be witches. Yeah, he got thrown in the fire. Yeah throwing the fire Yeah, like if they had a time machine right now, I'm sure that would be one of the visiting points and you know It was like a real thing. I was about to say I don't think you have done my dream I'm gonna go back and meet Conan.
I'm gonna go back. Yeah, I'm gonna go back and meet Conan Well, I would go back to a time when that was an acceptable. Yeah, mine your own metal and makes a mess Maybe I was just be counting at that point. There wasn't one.
How would they know? I can see if I get off my little time machine People like you're Steve right you're like no actually I go back on it now get to know it. It's gonna be in the history I'm taking over the shit We've talked about a bunch about like 80 movies and I mean y'all want to do a podcast about like 80s Cartoons I think that we I mean Conan had a cartoon. It was dog shit We're not gonna talk about it But it was in that era of man speaking of things that Netflix needs to redo like if they did like a legit like adult style Cartoon amazing.
I mean they did it with he man. Yeah, he may want revelations. What it was called. I was dope I didn't watch it.
I liked it. I apparently when I was a very small child I was a hundred thousand percent of the he-man like I was super bored like my parents caught me trying to hit the TV And they're like what are you doing? I'm trying to get in there with he-man trying to save me Wow, yeah, man. I had the shit I've got some I've got some action figures.
I'm a man. I had a castle. Great skull grown up. Yeah Yeah, I think we could definitely make like a whole show about I mean maybe even just gonna do eight cartoons or just cartoons Like I would love to talk a Rick and Morty.
Yeah for sure the crossover between what cartoons used to be and what they are now And how the reason cartoons are still great now is because we all grew up on cartoons. That's what we want to watch That's what we want to watch. Yeah, so if you're interested in that shit, listen to the next one. Yeah, sure.
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