Hey everybody. The battle's they have won. His America's called is a gun that never run. And the wings are liberating their elusive feather.
Cheers. What's up everybody? Welcome to the Nipa Forever podcast with... Brent.
Steve. Skull. Cheers. Skull.
You're going to cheer me, boy. You're going to miss me. Welcome back. Thank you for dealing with my COVID wife last weekend.
Cool. Yeah, you feel better? Oh, much better. That's good to know.
I mean, I don't know that she had COVID, but when she was like, yeah, I can't smell again. Wait a second. Great job. You didn't see me saw in its mind?
No. I feel like I'm playing cards with my... with my brother's kids. With your brother's kids?
Yeah, you should know that line. What? I feel like I'm playing cards with my brother's kids. I don't know what that is.
Oh my gee, this is part of today's show. Oh, is that at the beginning? That's when he takes over the Pharaoh table. No shit.
Tombstone. Yeah, so today we're talking about the Almighty Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. The first.
Dude, no, I'm just kidding. I mean, let's just be real. All the Russell's are pretty good. Kurt?
Kurt? Kurt Russell? Is that a person? Dude, I don't know if it's any relation, but she's that chick that was in the Americans.
Didn't see it. I don't think it's any relation, but she's got a nice ass. Anyway, you know what I didn't know? There's another beauty, not Gary Busey, but the other guy from Stormtroopers?
Stormtroopers? No, no. That's Gary Busey's son, dude. Yeah, I didn't know that.
And who? Startroopers. Startroopers? Startroopers?
Yes. Yeah, that's his son. I didn't know that was his son. I thought I was watching Frightners last night.
That's a great movie. I'll show him a daughter. Man, he looks a lot like Gary Busey. His got him Busey.
You didn't know that was? No. No, my God. The teeth give it away, bro.
Yeah, I know. I'm like, it is. That motherfucker could eat more through a picket fence. What was that one in the 90s?
It was like a college movie where like you automatically get an A if your roommate commits suicide? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forget what it was called, but that Busey dude was in that too. Yeah, he was also in Identity?
That was a good movie. Yeah. Anyway, fuck that guy. At least he's there.
Like, fuck that is that. I saw some kind of interview with him. That's probably like 95 years old. He's wasted.
He's not even going to eat too much. That's probably going to be a good movie. Do you watch Kiltoni? Yeah, I watch Kiltoni.
Watch the Rick Flair episode. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Yeah.
What a train wreck. Watch that last night. I was like, man. It's train wreck.
You would think that somebody who's been in entertainment his whole life would figure out. Now when you're like 12 beers deep, you're going to figure shit out. Rick Flair. Oh, really?
Yeah. So like shit based fucked up the whole thing. Yeah, he was definitely fucked up. So Kill Tony is basically a comedy show podcast.
Open Mike. It's basically like, I mean, Tony jokes about it all the time, but it really is the biggest live podcast ever because they do it's a live show at Rogan's Club. And he always has like, you know, a couple of usually famous comedians and it's like a panel and people sign up to do one minute of comedy and then they interview them afterwards. I think I saw a small piece of that like on a tip top.
Yeah, probably. But yeah, Rick Flair was on the last one and it was a disaster of a show. Holy shit. Yeah.
I mean, I honestly thought that would be live forever podcast when I showed up like a big fucking. We are not a big deal. Oh, I thought you'd be a deal. No, because you can take a few bars and pull.
Dude, he was like, I don't want to make fun of people. And they're like, uh, that's kind of the point. That's what we're doing here, man. He's like, I told him that yesterday.
I probably should have told him that about two beers ago. Oh man, Shane Kill. Yeah, it is. He used to be the fucking shit though.
Right? Like, come out. Ooh, screaming and hollering. Whoa.
16 times. 16 time. I mean, really, I'm part of the show. He gets on his phone and they're just talking shit about him and he's just like in his phone so much he doesn't realize what's going on.
I'm assuming he said something and he was like contacting a publicist like, oh my god, I just fucked up because they bleeped some stuff and they never do that. Oh, I've just read it up on it and people that were at the show were like, yeah, that was him calling for a run. Like when he started fucking with his phone, he was like, I'm looking for my Uber or like a friend like get me out of here. Yeah.
I'm going to interject real quick because the shades are open here in the studio. Brent, your frames are fucking sharp. They're fucking sick. Aren't they?
Like, I'm actually like getting a good amount of new specs recently. They're like blue and brown and turtle show. I'm going to our sponsor PJ. I'm just kidding when I'm hunting.
Well, we don't have them as a sponsor. No, but they were buying one for you frame. So I was like, I'm going to get a fancy pair. Yeah, yeah, a work pair.
Yeah. And what they're like about these is like, I feel like I'm viewing life through my lenses because I can see the frame around it because it's so. Oh, yeah. See, I have to have some new money.
Yeah, I was like the thin frames. Yeah, my other pair. Then my reading glasses are nothing compared to my actual glasses, which got run over by a truck in a Walmart parking lot. And also they don't have the little dangly things in the middle for the nose.
They just slide down my greasy ass nose. Right. Oh, yeah, where you can adjust it and pick them up. It sucks.
But they look good. So I'm like, you look at those shots and you'll find out a whole new level about greasy skin is like I'm getting pimples and shit again. Like on the back of my neck, I'm like, another fuck I had a pimple anywhere other than like on my face in 30, 40 years. And I was like, yeah, I got a couple of pimple.
I got out there growing. Yeah. Yeah. It's so depressing when you get one as an adult from your wife.
So it's probably all that fun time exciting living you're doing. You said it's a Catholic like you don't wish you were doing stuff like me. Oh, no, I pretty much don't. It's so depressing though, isn't it like adults are always like, I'll grow out of it.
And then you grow up and you're like, what the fuck? Well, you know, I got her to high school. So I go to like events that she does and whatnot. And I see high school kids like with back knee and like, oh, totally broke out.
And I'm like, oh, I'm so glad that was never me. I don't know. I mean, I don't see scars on either of y'all. Oh, I didn't get I didn't get heavy acne, but I mean, see some kids and it's just like, Jesus Christ, I feel bad for you.
Cause you're gonna have a scarred face like, yeah, I didn't think mine was bad. And it probably wasn't. I just went to a school full of dickheads. That's right.
I had a my last name is Chase. So my name was pizza face chase. No way. Yeah, because of my acne.
Could you just beat them all up? Eventually, eventually I was kind of like that, uh, that old Kenny Rogers on Coward of the County. Like I was just like real docile and I let people pick on me and then all of a sudden you're like, Hey, nerd rage. Wait a minute.
I got some big guns here. Let me check them out. And I don't mean pistols or anything for you PC. Steve played all cool.
And I'm like, Hey, why don't you just come in and have a house night and then he fucking smother them with a pimp. Oh, no, I mean, I mean, sure, I made sure my motherfucker saw that shit because they were like, Whoa, wait a minute. Steve just whipped the brakes off this motherfucker. I mean, you were a semi pro body builder at one time.
It's so funny. Sittin' semi pro bodybuilder wrestler. Yeah. And nerd.
Yeah. We have the makings of a team. Like, I mean, yeah, if you, if you fucking me all like, I don't know, silly or identity or something like that. I'll just fuck with your identity and then me and Dan just show up and down and put him in the figure.
Dan, hold him down. You can shoot at him. Pound him in the fucking face with my gorilla clothes. I was a shitty wrestler.
Me. I'm like, I'm live. I can stream it. I am not a wrestler at all.
It sucks, man. I hated wrestling. I, we have class called Marines physical fitness in school is when I went to public school, at five, and, uh, basically it was just like boot camp. Like you did push-ups and pull-ups and we had old school peg boards.
Oh, yeah. I remember the peg board. Oh, he's, he's a rock that shit. So we have, we always like, at least once a month or so, we always had like a pre-period where we could go and lift weights or rassel or anything like that.
Right. So it's three periods. We're all down in the like, shitty part of the school, which is the gym where you have a weight of. Yeah.
And all the wrestling. All the wrestling mats are on the floor. Free camp. And Mark it's like 19 year old balls.
So I'm like, you know what, I'm going to switch it up. I think today I'm going to try my hand at wrestling. Guess who I picked the fucking Russell the state fucking high school champ dude. He broke my mother fucking leg Oh, shoot places you're joking.
No, he did this like lock on the lower part of my leg and flipped now Oh I'm gonna roll you so there's there's like weight clang in and shit. Yeah on in the background It stopped when he flipped that's how loud it was it was like snap and they heard my fucking leg break dude Teacher was the actual coach of the football team coach Allen. Yeah, this mother fuckers like go ahead walked into nurse That's how they all are dude fucking broke ass leg like and I went to the hospital like yeah That's a broken two spots. It was like not the big bone with a small bone in your leg the tibia.
Yeah, cute places pop Yeah, I'm a fucker. So you know I was like I'm done wrestling. I'm good. Yeah You did this in school wrestling like what's the what's the move like why do they you know they dig in your asshole?
And then they like lift you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a that's a thing people doing wrestling. Yeah, 100% Yeah, I I Was part of drilling and I always faked it. Yeah, I'm like you killed your fingers Yeah, you know you getting like ready position because they would like have you start I can't do this asshole like they have you start from like a side mount and they're like okay everybody check the oil And I'd be like hey bro.
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna Back my head going find the corn in his turds like well You did go to brogue slide, but you didn't check his asshole right at least I didn't get violated by behind Dude, I think I've probably talked about it before like maybe in the Old Testament Like all doesn't mean the old episodes The No, like I only res only 22 I only res a middle school and then freshman year because High school like you were saying gets retarded Oh, yeah, it's like I was starving scholarships all the time. I was starving all the time never fucking eight trying to make way Just miserable all the time The wrestling circles right so we had these drills called Iowa's which if anybody knows wrestling Iowa State Hawkeyes are Like the college are fucking amazing. Okay, so We had like you know like seven or eight mats all lined up together in the wrestling room and there's three circles on each side So you'd start this drill everybody is and this is at the end of a three-hour practice G everybody cramps together inside of one of the circles the whole team What and if you if anybody steps outside the circle everybody's like running in place if you step outside the circle during this That adds 15 minutes to drill.
Oh my god. Yeah, so then one at a time you Team sport it's so insane dude. It's torture really so one at a time you sprint down these circles and you have to Jump to both sides jump jump jump next one jump jump jump jump and you go all the way around So doing this I fucking twisted the fuck out of my ankle like bad Because you're jumping to the side jump into the side. I'm already tired.
So I'm not paying attention Twist the fuck out of my ankle. I can't keep going and I'm like yo my ankles fucked and the coach is like well The nurse is already gone. So suck it up buttercup get over to the side and like all right So I get over the side with I don't even know where these motherfuckers come from like it was an assistant coach He don't need his time. Just a fucking meathead that hangs out at the high school I just want to piss off the whole guy that's like fucking 30.
Yeah, exactly. What are you even doing here? I just want to still pull so they're like yeah go over this I want to watch kids all this time and he's like they're like okay Well, if you're too much of a pussy to finish the I would drill 1000 push-ups Dude I swear on my life. I got through 400 damn 400.
Everybody was gone. It was like fucking seven o'clock at night I'm still fucking grinding these out this crazy motherfuckers screaming in my face like a fucking drill sergeant And I'm like it just I just snapped and I was like I stood up and I'm like you know what fuck you fuck you fuck you Coach was still there and I'm like and fuck you too. I walked out and they're like oh You're going to fucking suspension. I'm like kick me out of the fucking school.
I don't give a shit I'm not doing this dumbass shit ever again in my life You should have like just gone to the next event and just sucker punched every person you I said fuck you tonight. I actually think we just found bands like triggered like this is the loudest He's ever been on the show. Yeah, I'm serious fuck that shit Yeah, and man, then I started doing fun shit after that and you know wait I mean my friends with school the only like we did do some dirty shit like we had a guy And I don't even know why the fuck he took this class He was probably six foot five and about as big around as a fucking bamboo stick his name was Scott and We're all like what the fuck is most of the guys in there were bigger guys heavier guys, you know strong and We waited so and I don't know who designed the school this way, but we had a one-way door on the port On the changing room like our locker room We waited to this motherfucker got in his underwear It was the last class of the day so everybody in the rider line Right it's like waiting outside cold as fucking Delaware five of us grab Scott and throw him out that fucking one-way door He can't know where it was funny prank like funny. No like then after a while.
I thought like damn That'd be fucked up super fun underwear. See my wife did weightlifting in high school. Yeah, that's surprising I will refrain from any other comments. Just out of respect.
I don't know she listens to the podcast. No, she doesn't I mean she did with her titty balls is that what she was left in them with? But here's the thing like I mean she has retard strength. She'll admit that she has like do like she'll like be joking I'm gonna go and know this is tight down.
I'm like oh shit. Oh shit giant boobs. Yeah, but I know she's very strong. It's scary Oh, yeah, she's doing she's one of those chicks that I'm like I mean, I mean she beat the dog shit out of our neighbor Oh, I know even today all I know is I would not fight your wife.
You know I didn't do it, but okay She said something to my my wife's brother my wife's brother-in-law my wife's husband my brother-in-law Yeah, and he was talking shit. I'm like joking. She's like do you want to fight? And he's like I will never fight you yeah, I will pull it down you like I'm a half a brain wouldn't I mean he's not a tall.
He's like five four. I mean What's the movie where he grabs the tits and turns like Feel like I was an ace ventrura. I think I think yeah, it was it was a hundred percent. Yeah at the end Which was actually a dude.
Yeah still tits indeed I mean I mean probably a real wiener, but I hate to be that guy because it is a good conversation But I really want to talk about Kurt Russell because he's fucking amazing We're talking about Russell. Yeah, you just mentioned Jim Carrey I feel like with this could be like we could do like multiple episodes about some of our favorite actors and shit like Yeah, we could do a whole episode of Jim Carrey. 100% what was the other guy named earlier? I was like do we definitely do a show piano counter-reason 100% but today today Kurt Russell snake please get yeah, man.
Call me snake The memes plisskin There's so many good movies that he is in I did not know that him and Robin Williams were in a movie together and I Tried to watch that yesterday. I didn't think it was that the best of times. Oh best of times. Yeah the football movie.
Yeah, it's pretty good Yeah, I didn't finish it. I fell asleep. Oh, you shouldn't finish it. Yeah, it doesn't get better Yeah, but like the first half's pretty good.
Yeah, I like the concept of it and it's just funny. It's basically like He missed a big like not Kurt Russell, but Romelins missed like a big catch. Yeah, he keeps like regretting like his whole life Yeah, it's basically uncle Rico awesome. Oh, jeez like I would have been great Well, they get they actually like get the opportunity to like yeah, cuz I ain't a game Yeah, girls like well, why don't you just redo it?
He's like you can't go back and redo a get the loudest game Like oh you can't just replay a football game She's like why not so he like finds a way to get the team back together and Kurt Russell was a quarterback and Kurt Russell It's just like fuck you you suck. Yeah, it's a good time. I'm a little piece of shit. Well, like oh Man curl so many good quotes.
Yeah, so many good quotes. Well, some of the good movies What was what do you feel like was the first one you saw? Katron 100% first curd wrestling might not be the first but the most memorable in my brain Really as a kid. Yes, I watch it.
Yeah, I keep forgetting Big trouble. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like this one might get hurt Or a well check somebody I mean as a child Katron, I mean top to your comedy and then as I grow older big trouble of China. Yeah number one curd Russell I don't know man snake plackin. See from New York was badass like I'm not as good.
No, I still enjoy Because it's still snake plackin. I mean I mean big troubles do clearly one of my favorite movies if not my favorite Maybe I'm here over here. I'm a fan poster of low pan on my fucking wall But honorable mention the fucking thing obviously thing and it's one of my favorite sci-fi and horror movies soldier Soldier was a great movie. He doesn't say shit.
Right much. Do the whole fucking movie. He doesn't have to say anything It's all about his presence and his fucking like stargate dude. I watched our game this week Yeah, you were a little bit a little bit not not only holds up.
It's better than I remember it I mean like the three guy look for a guy in a green outfit and his glasses sneezes right. Oh, yeah chicken man chicken man Honestly, he doesn't really do shit. He's like oh, yeah He's definitely a second backup character in that movie. Yeah, he's just tough guy But you know what I did notice and dare to do like his hair is intense like basically he's a human guy Oh from Street, right?
Yeah super high. Yeah super high. It's amazing And so his whole thing is he's like gonna blow up the Stargate so that the aliens can't come King Tut commit suicide basically, but that was one of those movies where It was kind of like fifth element where like when it came out. I'm like, it's a little bullshit Yeah, and then he's watching it.
I'm like, it's just not that bad It is Bruce Willis another guy we can definitely do whole upset on Bruce Wells for sure it sucks. He's got like that whatever man Yeah, he's in trouble for a while there He was kind of like just putting his name on movies and each open one scene and like he's a I don't care Like he shows up in one scene and it's like Bruce Willis in blah blah and you're like, I mean, I guess he's in it Yeah, he's there 20 seconds later. He's good on him One not really mentioned a whole lot vanilla sky. I did not realize he was in that and then I'll mention quotes and stuff And I'm like oh, yeah, he was in that.
Yeah, he's seen that movie. Do this a good movie It's like it's kind of a mind-fucked type movie, but it's good see like I have criteria some movies I'll hit number one for you right now like killing hold on some I oh no no no There you go. I know you're number one criteria's I'm gonna be cruise topless boom. What I just told you that's enough I'll watch it.
It also has Cameron Diaz. Yeah, and Jason Lee Jason Lee is actually really funny in it. Yeah, he's like He's on cruises buddy. That's gonna be a long time.
Is that really fucked up? They're like I have that as literally like I will watch parts of a movie. I mean just to watch the tits Have you seen Desperado? Yes, of course.
Oh She Teenager going I cannot let my parents know I rented this movie. Yeah, that's not even a watch it like original sin I'm still pre pre-breast reduction. Yeah, yeah, right off like the first It's like the first forty-five seconds of the movie. It's like okay.
I'm good. Honestly besides like horrible He's like the first pair of tits. I was like oh shit titties. It's pretty hot.
Yeah, I mean Like just wanna be like where where are they you had every opportunity right there? What she should have shown me titties deep blue see when that girl was in her underwear and her She and what it was up for the thing and like the shark was in the water. I mean the best is every opportunity And she didn't have big titty balls. She just had some little like starship triggers I expected.
Yeah, oh shit. Yeah, yeah, fuck yeah, and that girl went on to be like Wonder Woman's mom and shit I've seen girl. I don't even talk to me about like escape from Austin like our rated new escape movie You drink hurt Russell as an old old man snake old snake old man snake already a shit Just like just fucking straight getting after it like a John Wick style like tits and fucking yeah Yeah, that'd be dope. He's 72 Dicks that works good for him I'm working on it.
Hey Steve mentioned earlier apparently Watch Kurt Russell as a kid and didn't realize it. He was in all kinds of Disney shit Disney movies Yeah, there's like the kid with the computer brain It was like three different movies where he was like the same character that played like maybe not the same character But yeah as a kid as a kid like the kid with the computer as a brain and then like the kid who solved math or something Did you know he was in the Elvis movie two of us movies? What are you talking about? What oh, yeah, because of three thousand miles from Graceland.
Yeah Yes But also yes was in an Elvis movie I didn't know this about the other Elvis movie Yeah, there's no there's another Elvis. Yeah, I thought it was hilarious when I was looking at his eye I'm like I played Elvis twice. I haven't seen the first one Which apparently was when he was much younger shit He started acting at the age of 12 in the Western series the traveler of the travels of Jamie McFeder's damn He's 72 which means is a year over them a pops I thought you were gonna say you I Don't fuck with you, but if I was this old and I I mean his dad is Michael Douglas, right? Stop it.
Hey, what does that Michael Douglas? One of his greatest fuckups in a movie who can name it? I'm looking at it right now. I was great.
I just realized that he I remembered he was in this movie Be hateful eight. Oh, they're here. Yeah, you just remember he was in that so that's agreement You know what the fuck up was huh the guitar that was used in that movie was like some kind of special right? Alright, yeah, and the girl that was in it her reaction when he smashed it was real because it wasn't a prop guitar It was the actual like that guitar was worth a million dollars.
Oh shit. He smashed that mother fuck because he was just going off He was doing his thing guardians of the galaxy. Oh, yeah guardians, too. Yeah, so unfortunately we are gonna do something We don't do very often which is go to Google why did I think Michael Douglas was his dad?
I don't know it's not his dad. Oh, what he what are you guys talking about Kirk Douglas is He's Michael Douglas is that yeah, I think I fucked up. Yeah, yeah, I thought yeah I thought he saw the movie and enjoyed it called back draft back draft was the shit Yeah, dude all his movie like bring it back to the thing like you're like your seven Yeah, he played as like some guy who like showed up. Yeah, I don't know that boss guy He was also an eight was it was it him or was it Douglas that was um and apparently Mass Effect Mass Effect.
Oh the game Yeah, the game. I know idea like Mass Effect three where there's like the big boss guy. Good tell you But yeah, man, I love all of Kirk. I mean I was honestly unaware that him and Goldie Han were still together Yeah, since 1983 yeah, bro.
Like good on you for keeping your marriage together in both y'all are like great actors Are they still made yeah, really that's what I was very surprised hideous bitch. I mean That's what it was You know I found out that was kind of interesting in big trouble apparently Like he was not supposed to be the star Dustin Dunn, you know fucking Wang or whatever the fucking his sidekick's name was that dude Dustin Dunn was supposed to be like The hero of the movie right that's why I mean to me I always just thought it was comedy so like when he's when they initially when they initially go in to find dudes girlfriend and Like Kurt Russell like loses a knife and he's right fuck he runs off Yeah, yeah, and the other guy like kicks everybody's ass and he comes back and he's like ha ha like everybody a bunch of that shit Happens throughout the movie because Kurt Russell was supposed to be the sidekick He was supposed to be like the comedy relief and then as the producers got a hold of it They're like nobody knows who the fuck this guy is so hard movie The borough worse check it out. I've actually seen a row ago Cowboy Western type deal and all of a sudden these people just short missing so he makes a whole policy and goes out And they find him like dug under the ground like they think me and everything out of the bar worse No, not the bar. I immediately started drinking tremors.
It's actually a pretty good foot What's like a sheriff or something? What do you feel what do you feel like what's your favorite curve? I mean if you had to choose I mean there's a bunch of a man I'm a huge fucking soldier fan. I don't know why there's something about that movie It's that criteria of just like do you know the tombstone it's like over tomb stuff.
Yeah, yeah, you forget Because I associate soldier with that movie solo with Mario van Peebles in it I don't think so racist So Mario van people's place is like cyborg But no he isn't central America and he kind of goes hey Why are you starts like saving people and it's kind of the same concept and was during the same period time See always get older it makes up with universal soldier with John clavain name. Yeah He's just been trained from the time he was fucking born there's no real altering his Like hey, you're like they made them watch like dogs kill fucking animals. Yeah, just cut off all of their emotional It doesn't have the same villain as from kickboxer the the tie guy They see the same bill right yeah, it's kind of like the same guy but like the ultra you know The other soldier because it's like him in like 12 other soldiers. I'm like like I'm gonna kill all these soldiers He does of course because his Kurt Russell.
I would have to say cat moron is my number one fuck Yeah, I love when a good actor plays a comedy role I mean his role is really great in it like when Brad Pitt plays a comedy role It's it's good a good actor knows how to play a good part and like if whether no matter what it is Like they're so used to being stuck in drama like yeah Gary Olsen as a car yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know Gary Also Michael Douglas no, I just I love like a serious actor in a comedy role like they always do so good It was like oh you are an actor really you complain really let's talk about all sorts of your in okay Hello, I was gonna say still not bad is that the one with us fine? We asked the fight. That's the one with the black man. That's right.
Oh, so bad All right, it's been a great show guys. This will be our final episode So we've already talked about hateful eight. Yeah tombstone is another great He has so many like bomb-ass like one liners Yeah, don't you pick it you know that guy was there's gonna what are you doing? That guy's a pharaoh table was Billy Bob Thornton.
Yeah, it was what yeah all bloated and fat looking like Yeah, it's weird look like goddamn sling boy guy at all. That's another dude bad news bears. Yes was a bad Santa or whatever That's an honest dude or a bang and chips in the fucking what was the one? School of Scoundrels yeah, absolutely school for scoundrels.
Yeah, we're like I'm just gonna make this fake school fucking shoot people with people against all right There we go. Look at this guy. Oh, there's a 20's breaking out This childless money what other what other childless money and no remodels and if you both know you better say quick What other not a plate what other Tarantino movie is curvouslin? I said first that's not a Tarantino movie.
Yes. It is. It's a rubber Rodriguez. No, no, no I watched it today bitch listen directed by it is Photo directed by Quentin.
That's that's a rubber record reviews. That's how a quint Tarantino movie that he was in yes that would be really 20 bucks Kill bill, I don't know wrong It's just before dawn wrong that wasn't Once part of Hollywood Yeah, he played he doesn't play like a major role. No, it's not a major role, but he isn't it's a movie I've seen it a while Like costly wipe away. Yes, dude.
Yeah, it's a thing with my family apparently like oh these I'm all tears so John Carpenter John car is Is the director that you know he was linked up with for you know some of these awesome movies John carbinger is the director of big trouble with China big trouble what's the thing and escape from New York? Yes Clicking in my head uses the same fucking like it's your music for everything you know also listen listen to the music for escape from New York and then Prince of darkness. Yep same fucking music. You know why?
Because he was cheap and rather spending my because he was involved John carpenter actually made the music It was involved in making the music for big trouble the thing actually the thing was composed by another dude, but Yeah, John carpenter actually made a music video for big trouble little time. Do you ever know that's uncomfortable dude? That was probably Not the worst, but they underutilized that movie because there are the thing yeah Because they actually did comic books and novel at novellas after the thing I've got seen the remakes Yes, I have not the remake of what the thing no, it's not it's not remake. It's the Prior it's prior to the thing the dog showing up at their base.
Mm-hmm. It shows everything that happens beforehand really Yeah, okay, I mean the way that movie ends is like during a helicopter chasing down the fucking dog Okay, and then the way the thing starts with Russell is the dogs running into the camp and yeah, yeah It's pretty cool You know one of the aspects that was left out of McCreedy's character Your rust character in the thing was that he was Of Vietnam vet he was yeah, he was a helicopter pilot and he had like PTSD. He was an alcoholic But that's also why it's it is implied yeah, it's right the movie Yeah, like he's in there drinking what the fuck is that yellow label whiskey or something? I don't remember what whatever it was but that's also why he wasn't like totally freaked out by the violence.
Yeah, he's pretty much like hey Listen, we're not gonna make it out. Yeah, we're neither is neither is that thing I'm gonna fucking dynamite. Yeah, come at me come at me speaking of when he does that Apparently like the reactions in the movie are real because they had no idea. No shit how Explosive that device was gonna be like they just come fuck up.
They were like oh shit. Yeah, they thought it was gonna be way smaller They're like fuck yeah, apparently they had not tested that at all. They were just like yeah, let's do it I'm a pre-dibedis wolf of Brimley. Oh, yeah, let me out here.
I'm okay. Yeah, it's your fucking alien And one of my favorite token black guys right fucking Keith David dude. He's in I could almost do a whole episode on Keith David Man, he shows up in so many things what about fair lines on the baby is like I would feel great feeling better So let me inside now like yeah, I'm good everything's fine. I'm good.
Yeah, one of my favorite movies with him and it is I love god damn it With Robbie Roddy Piper who oh yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I came to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum Stole from and from by Duke Nookam Yes to this day Still one of the best fucking street fights in a movie of all time that fight was like at least 20 minutes It was between them two yeah, yeah, it's okay. Oh trash game And I'm just gonna it's like an actual street fight. You're gonna put these glasses on your face Keith David's a man we're just gonna fight to one of us is tired. That's how like real fights happen That's why I'm saying that's not John Wick style.
You're not knocking people out You're like just throwing punches into your boat like Brimsa cool frames are his idea alien identifiers. I can see you really that's right Can we take a break? Yeah, we're right. We're back.
Yes. We're back and out of breath Yeah, you can tell it's just our studio is like up a flight of stairs, which it's up four flights stairs There's no other later. No one later. I'm actually starting to go funding to see if they're gonna let me put a One of the chairs fucking chairs that arrived at the head like from gremlins right Yes, I just put my won't fly off the fucking end in I think we just discovered a Mandela effect.
Yes, it might be dude. So everyone listen right now I think your head how long was the movie deathproof? It was a double feature of grindhouse, correct? Yes So what how long do you think that movie was dude?
I was gonna say 45 to an hour. Yeah, they haven't I both agree It's like maybe our 20 max. That's why I thought too until I went to go play yesterday or this morning and it is a two-hour long movie No fucking way. It's two hours.
No, I remember when it came out. It was too short like it was fucking short dude Because it was not a two-hour movie you went to the movie theater and saw two movies. Yes, you're there for four hours Yeah, planet terror and fucking deathproof was a double feature So is that like fucking a short movie if it's also two hours long? I'm gonna jump out the window because this is the wrong universe Man, I don't want you to jump out the window.
I know you would stop me. I would stop you just give me a hold on to you Open that window one hour 45 minutes shut the fuck up planet. Here's our 45 and that one seems the long as fuck Tarantino's a wizard. He's a wizard.
What is happening? Yeah, I don't know Maybe they edited it down to fit the double feature and now they were no way no way like like seriously pause it I'm gonna go ask the fucking movie ask expert hold for one second. We're back. Yeah, it's official We live in a different universe clearly we are in a different fucking world The only thing I can think of is they re-release them separately and edited them longer or maybe or But what else could they have added or I feel like it is the way it is produced if you look at the two movies Maybe It feels like a long-ass movie There's no way I sat in theaters for four hours in the early 2000s and there's no normal and there's no way that We watched death proof for over two hours Yeah, you got to rewatch it.
I just I just ran it past area and she knows way more about movies than I do And definitely remembers it and she said the exact same thing She was like I will say though re-watching this morning like the first half of it that I did watch I was like I don't remember any of this weird I think it's literally just like you remember like the awesome parts of it right because the rest of it is kind of Weird Tarantino, but dude seriously, I remember both of them being short. What's up with Tarantino and feet He definitely has a feet thing like the whole first like five minutes while the credits rolling It's just staring at a woman's feet. He definitely has a foot on my eye I was talking about daughter about it. You know he makes a cameo in the movie and I was like that's Tarantino There she goes.
Yeah, he looks like a foot thing I think I might have some weird shit in his closet also produced by the wine scenes. Really? Yeah, fuck wine scene. Oh Yeah, that whole style in studio Oh, well the wine scene studio.
Yeah. Yeah, they made a lot of good shit though. Yeah, they did I'm talking about like He was that guy. He was a celebrity scoda himself.
Yeah, he was more like hey if you want to part in this movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay Yeah, that's why like More successful That's why the more successful actresses didn't say shit for a while. Yeah, like umatherman. I like my job What's that one bitch as the pussy candle?
I don't know So you said I mad her face. You know, you know, I'm talking about shell. How yeah that chick Whatever fucker Oh Was like yeah, this candle smells like my pussy and then she started selling it which is actually kind of That was like handling her bath water and making cash on it. Who was Some girl often like take time.
Yeah, or like those bitches that she's all their used underwear and shit Yeah, I don't wanna start selling my work socks. You just say they're your worst someone like stinky feet like this bitch got big feet Let him out. I don't know if I can go ahead and look at a foot cam on my crusty ass Those when the pout room. Yeah, she was the other one So both of those bitches didn't say shit when last team first got attacked.
They're just like never mind Oh, you know the other one fucking charlie's there Which means all three of them were fuck silly by a fat man to get their careers also Was one of them. Yeah, you'd have a chance to say oh no fucking sweet movie studio. Yeah, just give people millions of dollars and you can sleep All right, it was just a fat thing. No, no, it's the millions dollars.
Would you guys like another shot at 20 bucks? All right, this is gonna be kind of tricky. It's a Kurt Russell themed quiz. Okay, before we start this quiz.
Yeah, can you please put on there the Material yeah, let's put that out because I've had numerous requests because a lot of our fans want to play along Educate with me and they tell me it's saying it's from a website called fun trivia calm fun trivia calm and the name of the trivia quiz is Know your Kurt Russell movies trivia quiz. There you go. All right, so if you are listening and you feel like playing along There's already one like I can't remember the name of the movie, but I know the movie so Marty's penis Well, it's multiple choice. Okay.
Oh, okay, and I haven't done this so I'm not cheating Okay, so question one Kurt Russell played a supporting role in a film that was released in 1968 It is unlikely he knew at the time that the actor scaldy han Build as giggly girl in the same film would later become his long time life partner Which of the movies was the backdrop of the 1888 u.s. Presidential elections I have a fucking clue. Oh, yeah, it's multiple choice. It is The sound of music The gun that won the west The horse and the grave flannel suit And the one and only genuine original family band.
I'm gonna go with b What do I want to last? b I'm gonna go with d D sounds like some weird ass shit I've never heard of so D was correct nice I swear I haven't done this I just guessed question two The hollywood adage never work with children or animals has been basis of good advice But sometimes can be a recipe for success Kurt Russell certainly seemed to shine as he shared the spotlight with a pet chimp In this 1971 release from Walt Disney what movie it is called a bikini beach b bedtime for bonz0 Three the barefoot executive or I said three tonight. I might see bear for consecutive d the fifth monkey I'm gonna go be again. I'm for bonz0.
Yeah, bonz0. What are you going with? Again, we got bikini beach bedtime for bonz0. What are you doing?
I'm going with c The barefoot executive. I guess maybe the monkey's an executive that is correct Ding ding ding ding. I was a year old. Yeah, if we like like at least within 10 years of my birth of a great It's like 20 years, right?
No, it's 84. So it was literally well here you go. Oh, here we go the 1980 release The 1980 release of the movie used cars featured Kurt Russell in an already film and satirical consent was geared towards the adult audience It was the first time Kurt Russell worked with the film's director Who was the director who also made? Romancing the stone back to the future and forest camp.
Oh my god Oh Davita b Robert's make us see I was a three again see Penny Marshall D Martin Scorsese. I'm gonna go Penny Marshall Penny Marshall's a tough choice. I'm gonna say it was a Robert's make us. I guess it was my second guess I'm pretty sure it's that I'm pretty sure it's actually be but I'm sticking with see be That's what I'm saying to stick with be though.
I'm sticking with see but I'm pretty sure it be it is be oh No, it's a makis Question four movie goers saw Kurt Russell in one of his most unforgettable roles as Nick Pliskin When he's starting and John Carpenter's directed film that was released July 1981. I know that was 81 What was the what was the film with the tagline the world's greatest leader is a hostage in the most dangerous place on earth? No, only the deadliest man. We can just say it right.
We know it Yeah, good point. I mean, I think we're all gonna get that right, which is D Yeah, so I mean if you're playing along it's big trouble world gone wild running man in the skate from New York and obviously that is a Skate from New York. Yeah, I mean that wasn't given to all of us. It's like one of our top Top 25 Question five Was Bishimi and New York or was that LA?
Okay? I'll get those two makes up here in the first one dude like yeah I don't know The guy with the real weird hair and he's like the dukes little sidekick guy the movie is blaming other me so much I know he reminds me of like one of the weird like raiders from fucking Mad Max or something. Yeah Question five build as a psychological thriller this 1992 release film star Kurt Russell Madeleine Stowe and Ray Liotta Although it was not a box office superstar all three artists were praised for the performance What movie star those three and give us a glimpse at the sinister side of an unrequited admiration? A fatal attraction B unlawful entry C the best of times D never talked to strangers I don't know this either repeat that The the answers fatal attraction Unlawful entry the best of times never talked to strangers.
Well, it's definitely not best of times. It's definitely not fatal attraction Yeah, I'm gonna go unlawful entry a zombie. I think we all might be Do we all right? Yeah Question six Captain Ron was a goofball comedy in the autumn of 1992 start Kurt Russell the Mary K place while the lead character Played by Russell was given the most comedic responsibility.
What Canadian American actor usually known for his comedic role is played the more serious role Okay, let's go with the answer please Kari Martin Short Robin Williams or Kevin Klein Yeah I I Was the name of the ship as a sir. I thought it was gonna be because you watched all the fucking I didn't watch that Well, you must have loved it so much. I loved that movie as a kid. Yeah, I watched a bunch.
Okay. Okay. Well, let's let's see Let's see your your deep knowledge This movie starring Kurt Russell was built as an action thriller Released in the spring of 96 Kurt Russell did not portray the president he played an American intelligence analyst who advised the US Army what movie Yeah, what movie basically A the mean season B the takeover C no exit or D executive decision at least two of those are Kurt Russell movies I know which one that is I'm gonna say a it's D. You think it's executive decision I think it's mean season.
Oh, we all have different answers. Let's go who's gonna come out on top. Oh, it's D Executive decision finally got one right fourth one right out of seven I Finally missed one. Have you checked?
Oh, you're stopping an exit is wrong question tan has been like killing it Question eight Each other movie released in early 2001 start Kurt Russell Kevin Kossner courting Cox and Christian sleepable Remember to buy many reviewers as very bad. What was this film? What was the film that was nominated for worst picture worst actor worst supporting actress Were screenplay and worst couple in the 22nd golden raspberry award? We've got glitter 3000 miles of grace land overboard or true romance overboard.
I have my answer 3000 miles of grace land it is 100 Because I knew I knew what's his name was in that as well that is correct All right, I'll respect that I mean Dan's gonna win I Haven't seen a long time. I don't what couple him and Kevin cost Yes, right. I mean the movie was gay. It's a good class Like food want to thank you for everything That was Wesley Snipes and it's way easy.
It's way Sways My toes like cramping the fuck up your toe my big toe was just all of a sudden like I'm gonna fuck. No, somebody's got the gout Anyway, question nine Pulled pork yesterday. There it is the Kurt Russell movie known as dreamer received critics choice word nomination for best family film This is gonna hurt all of us. Nope except for granted apparently it was generally well received and appreciate What well received and appreciated by both critics and audience?
What was the competitive sport the basis of the story in dreamer? It's gonna write down because I know what it is horse racing Boxing Ice hockey and mountain biking. I mean, how is it not? I mean Just so you didn't get them break points bitch.
They should have gone with like they should have gone with like baseball football. Yeah I'm the horse racing come on. Oh shit. We're all wrong.
It was horse racing Dreamer. It's not the one is not miracle. Oh miracle. That's the name of it.
Yeah I didn't say hockey. You wrote hockey. Yeah quick copy and bro. You wrote hockey without me saying anything I was thinking like I was like miracle.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I was thinking mighty ducks to be honest with you 2015 Kurt Russell joined All-star cast work with Tarantino. I mean, we're gonna name it because we know the movie. Go ahead.
What? I mean, yeah The Tarantino Western Keeping room deathproof hateful eight or Django and chained. Come on. Yeah, okay.
That was just hateful eight. Can we just say H8? H8? I like I like hateful seven better No, they actually made one is like something seven I don't think it was like it was like it wasn't like with that, but yeah All right, I mean, I wait, well, I miss two so I miss four bitches.
Mm-hmm. Thank you. So 20 keep my 20 once again. He does basically go outside Like I'm gonna take your 20 and whatever else is your wallet within your wallet all a damn shit What do you think guys?
I love Kurt Russell. Yeah, he's a great American actor pretty fantastic. You're listening send us money Yeah, hit us up bro bitches by the way. I mentioned this earlier off the podcast But he's actually gonna be an upcoming show called monarch which is like a Godzilla TV show fucking what about all the time?
Monarch was the like the company. Yes company that was investigating hell. Yes, it looks amazing I'm so in dude speaking I want to see I want to see that shit about continental. Yeah, I do continental Yeah, series about the John week.
I was gonna watch that but I was like I think I need to see John week for by the way I said this earlier. Fuck down week for Yeah, well, don't tell everybody maybe they haven't seen it dude, but I will say this there's a lot of dick fucking punches going on it John just Have any of y'all seen shin Godzilla? Which one fucking what's that? It's like a Japanese version Godzilla.
That's like super badass. No, it's like their original like the old time He got to the shit, but bad ass really. Yeah shin Godzilla. Okay.
I haven't seen it yet either I've been wanting to watch it, but I don't know so many where but I was just curious if it was worth watching but I guess it is because I'll find it. I'll find it and watch tonight. I'm watching see you. Oh Oh, see you see you see you what's it called?
See you see you see the I guess finish finish on wait turn Norwegian No, it is finished. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is the finish on week and it is amazing basically like if somebody wrong Steve in some way Yeah, I like to throw out a honorable mention on the golden monkey. Oh from victory beer. Yes, it is it is amazing You know what we have actually reduced our beer consumption.
Oh, we also drank liquor Yeah, I just won glass. What was that then Nico? Yeah, the Niko Japanese whiskey Yeah, everybody's got a little buzz. That's why you don't want to keep in those beers Poor is pretty good too, man.
So it is we were gonna originally talk a little bit about food about food because you know I'm making tonight. What actually my dog is making it Mexican street corn chicken hell. Yeah, you get the recipe You're gonna make like street cornies. No, we have a recipe for Mexican street corn chicken It's kind of like I think it's like baked in a dish.
It probably has all the same shit as Mexican street corn You know what I'm gonna be making tonight a motherfucking phone call to who to familiar. Oh, yeah, that's the shit That's a good good local place now There is a new pizza place opening up just down the road for me which I'm like yeah I gotta check that shit out because the place is called just stuff it So I'm like mmm. That sounds familiar. We've read one of the familiaries Do do no, they good.
Yeah, I don't D dish. Oh, it is like super good Dude, it's worth the weight like it's worth the weight hour and a half weight for the bitch But the crust is like a fucking inch and a half and it's just so tender and just and so dense dude Like like two pieces and if your family finishes that I will high five all three of you because you know how fat I am Yes, I ate five barbecue sandwiches. Holy fuck bro. I mean like not at once But like two different sittings because they were that fucking good.
Oh, yeah, Scott's barbecue Dan Dan went to my house before it had my mom. He does have a good barbecue Scott's barbecue sauce like a vinegary I'm never answer. That's yeah, it's like not even a bar case. I was more like just a vinegar mix You like mixing with meat.
Oh, so fucking good. You know what I can crush is a good fucking sloppy jump Yes, every once in a while dude that sloppy Joe bug Hey, bro crazy, you know what sloppy Joe with Tots. Yeah, it's not even hard to make So you eat the sloppy Joe over the tots and then you eat the tops of the sloppy Joe that dropped out Mm-hmm cheese do American cheese on your sloppy Joe. I mean 15 of those dude the white or the yellow American My son people don't know it's way better.
It's also good. Yeah, like the other day I was like I just want a cheddar worst microwave That and some other fucking french fries like that was dinner. Yeah, because I just wanted to go back to basics I didn't want fancy buns. I didn't even sell cheese hot dogs anymore.
Well, that's cheddar worst. No, he's saying she's hot dogs Not worse. Oh, yeah, I like about that. Right.
That's easy hot dogs You can probably get a hot dog and throw it on a bun It's still like a sausage Damn, it's literally the worst shift you can eat But can I get the fatty meat the fatty cheese on the bread please so let me throw this on y'all And it was something that was put on me a while back mayonnaise on a hot dog. Yes, nothing Super fucking amazing only first time I've ever had it. I was like what game changer I mean speaking of mayonnaise. How do you make your groceries butter?
I don't do the mayonnaise what no mayonnaise on the outside Of a girl cheese is it better? Is it better? It makes it crispy and crunchy You know my favorite hot dog aside from a good Chicago dog a good Chicago dog is fucking amazing But my second favorite is big that's the wiener I didn't want any of the end of sausage Sorry, I got a good roll going So you just do normal bun normal hot dog take the calm slightly right slightly under cook bacon a strip of like Fairly pedestrian like red barbecue sauce. Okay creamy coleslaw on top That shit tastes like a fucking family reunion dude.
Yeah the coastal bark you sauce Yeah, any get the pork in there with the with hot dog. I personally I prefer hot dogs boiled. Yeah, that is regular hot nose bold Yes, I'm over grilled. Yeah, I'll take a boat hot over grill But like there's certain hot dogs you should grill and then certain ones you should yeah Like any broads ones have you ever had them Sam's all beef fucking hot dogs?
Yes I'll be a shit, but if it's like poor question mark question mark Yeah, boy that shit get it to where like ends are about the split it's like super flump That's seriously hot dogs are the reason a hundred percent why I Keep a George Foreman girl Rod dogs dude hot dogs on a George Foreman grill are fucking awesome. Hey Dan We got the chili cook up coming up. You gonna make a chili I am but I think I'm gonna miss them I think I'm gonna be in training that week. That's bullshit.
What we it's the last week about over isn't it? I thought it was first week November. Oh is it? Oh, then I'm gonna Name the exact date yet.
Excellent. I thought it was always around Halloween. Yeah, you're right It might be it is around how we could do the hell we caught us and everything. You might not be I might not be back in my house I've been like doing crados style shit.
I'm ready. I gotta cost him already ready. You ready because my daughter's having a I guess you didn't listen to this hopefully not and a turn it off shut that shit off Anna We're doing like a surprise Halloween party and I'm yeah, but it's in the daytime I don't care dude. It doesn't matter.
It's not good. It's not good. But I'm gonna call up as screen killer guy nice I'm gonna play game. You should borrow the windows I'm gonna make it like somebody can get out of the party as a real killer But yeah, I'm just gonna I gotta come up with some questions.
I gotta answer like to not be murdered I'm gonna be in Florida hang out with will and his family show up. That would be a fucking walk or they would not expect Yeah, cuz she's like who is this guy? I don't know if you met you or not. Yeah, I'm sure she has but I wouldn't show up like myself I would be like in costume in the woods or in the daylight hiding in the shadows going trick-treating with my brother's kids Oh nice.
Yeah, go down there. Yeah, you're in Florida. Nice. Yeah, cuz I'm going down for training and then I'm gonna stay that weekend He probably has the neighborhood with all the full candy bars.
Oh, yeah And uh, but here you get a hold back from Costco. You get a hold back from Costco His kids are super into G. I. Joe right now So I'm gonna get shit and dress up as fucking shipwreck nice.
I'm gonna get the fucking air and everything. Yeah, you look like shipwreck Yeah, right? Sailor Hat get the outfit the fucking big belt buckle and shit make some fucking weird comments. Yeah, I'm into it I'm going as chucky.
Oh, that's not a bad choice. I'm gonna be Chuck. I'm always chunky is brandy going as Jennifer Tilly. Yes Awesome.
Yep, right Chucky. What's right Chucky? Yeah, she's going as that yeah, yeah, don't buy them fucking Right, right? Yeah, I have one enjoy your right home guys Hey, here's a don't during a drive notification.
Absolutely. So guys coming up future weeks. We got a lot going on Yeah, and I really want to nail down time for our live podcast from top of the tap We need to pick out a time when everybody's here and go and do it So obviously we'll talk about that off off here. Is there any future or content that y'all would like to cover?
I feel like do this movie one was great. I feel like there's at least ten actors off top of my head We could do yeah for sure about it. Yeah, like movies and then I mean, I mean Halloween's coming up. I would love to do like Scary It's sharp wise it's sharp But no, I would love to do at least a couple or movie ones.
I mean not horror movie in general Maybe just like scary in general what we like fuck. Yeah, I'm done word. Well guys. Thanks for listening This has been live for podcast.
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