Welcome to the forever I'm Brent I'm Steve and under and we're here in all three of us Yeah, I'm back from my travels. Yeah, I was in Malaysia I came out here Finding a husband for my daughter. Can't body and breast. I don't know.
Thank you husband for your daughter I don't have a laser be a good place for that. I don't really know what's in Malaysia. I don't know what Malaysia is actually I mean, I'm assuming Indonesia probably near Asia. Yeah It's like Genghis Khan and all that shit is or is that Mongolian?
That's Mongolian. I love it when we talk geography Yeah Geography geometry Okay, pause start over. No, okay Good, pretty good finer than frocares are you know that a little loose with some spicy margaritas lesson. Yes I thought that yeah, good a little gelata salt on the outside.
I was gonna say is that like a season spicy salt you put on the rim Yeah, so I've never done that right in my life until this weekend I always thought it was like you know get the glass wet or something and then you fucking spin it in the salt Yeah, usually do like a sugar water. Well, no, so what I do is I'll take a paper plate to be honest with you I don't just like if I make it's margarita So I pour straight tequila on the plate I know what you did and then I just dip the glass in that and then I have margarita salt and done so it's Some sort of Mexican spice called to Jean or he's a hean. Mm-hmm. Good shit And so I'll in my cabinet Those you know the the stuff that you can buy where it's like got the little brim spinner thing on the top Yeah, like the margarita salt first of all didn't realize that was a fucking Line squeezer on the top.
Oh, yeah, yeah But lime juice I have rimmed them with a line before like you split a line of your rimmed them all I was like so I just lit the whole time So good even it just a little under your armpit it makes it kind of sticky yeah, yeah, so you do lime juice to Jean to hean crack off a little See salt on top. Mm-hmm. He's been that shit in it And the lime juice gets it to stick to the rim not fucking just water or whatever. Yeah, I'm like well I'm an idiot and it works perfectly unless you're doing a sweet margarita than use sugar water.
Yeah Really good. Yeah, or that Like use laffy taffy That would actually be sick to come on with the blood from a cat's face Yeah, I had some drinks as well last night. I had a I'm going to like a What do you call it? It's like a speakeasy type bar.
Yeah cocktail bar fucking sweet real real mellow really nice drinks I love a cocktail dude. So good jazz music in the background absolutely nice that Delaney's place that we went with the killer seafood that I was telling kids about that was the best part with the fucking drinks Yeah, I love it. I love a good high-end whether like yeah, it's our own like infused tequila of blah blah blah I don't care just bring the drink drink man. Yeah, I'm giving you $20 for this fucking thing That'd be awesome hot apple cider and it had like bourbon in it and What that's you know wasa was that's the I look at the old guy Yes, it's like herbs and yeah, it is like a like mowing spices sangria.
It's like a yeah It's like European style. Yeah, it's like a sangria spice It's like we have all this leftovers. I use a song here. We go a wasling you just go out and like you said I never heard that song And drink well here we go a wasling no what?
Gareling what you do say we go wasa It is Is wosling so and we go Around your neighbor's house We're gonna sing some And then we want all your hard liquor What is Is in Wassle yeah, I think it's like oranges. I know oranges is like and some kind of You're wrong and I'll go it shit And I think it does have just like wine or like a hard side or something went to a good seafood place with has a raw bar I think I've ever eaten raw eashores before are you serious? They don't always know like we sure is growing our islands. Yeah, I didn't even have the raw eashores.
No, I had roasted oysters Like a fire or something straight booger, but it's not the booger part of it by the me. No, don't get me wrong I love South Carolina oysters. They're fantastic. Especially if you get some like bowls base elects Yeah, sure, but they're not really intended to eat raw.
No, they're not Well in colder yeah, so I don't you like off of Maine or Alaska. So I prefer the cold water bearded clam Is my favorite delish dish or stubbly two apples eight cups of apple cider two cups of orange juice third couple lemon juice four cinnamon sticks 15 whole cloves. Yeah, but it has whole clothes me. I'm sure you I make me with it Good point quarter teaspoon ground ginger ground nutmeg and ground sugar Which is speaking of meat?
I got that little so where's the boot a little meat kit in a rush? Oh, yeah, yeah, I've done anything yet, but I need to I need to direction. I'm getting ready to like kick off probably I want to do like 12 gallons. I'm gonna do three four gallon batches So I don't know if I want to do another batch of OG or just do all flavors I really want to punch in a pair I'm thinking you want to get all up in despair.
Yes, I Think as of the season I want to do an apple again, but I want to do it a little differently with some cinnamon You know do almost like a wassel but Because my medicinal one like that turned out super fucking good my clove and ginger one I think if you put clove ginger and then through the apples in there that would be a different level of sit And next sentiment like an Asian pair So I'm gonna do plum. I'm gonna plum. I thought plum would be fucking dynamite with me. Yeah If you just that earthy flavor like it doesn't even have to be right like if it's yeah, mostly like I'm trying to take seasonal fruits Right now, which is really not a whole lot everything's fucking frozen.
Yeah, you've had prune juice. Love fringes. Really? I've never had you know have prune juice.
You have ever had prunes. Yeah, just dried out plums I just read up on yeah, there's the only raisin type thing that I'm really into other than apricots I'll try a paper call the dry cranberry Crazines are good I wonder how like a cranberry meat would be like a cranberry orange meat with honey I want to buy you some honey just so you can make me a batch of honey I mean all I need is literally three pounds of it and I can do it's a lot of pounds three pounds What about the smaller canoes? I have to do like a micro meat? I mean you'd have to like break it down But it's my recipe is three pounds of honey to one gallon of water So however many gallons you have it's always gonna be three pounds of could just throw like some jalapenos in there Sure, and there's actually there's actually a name for that type of meat.
It's um spicy Not They call it like a system Hang on a session session. What about like could you make a savory made like gravy? Gross Like ranch Does not sound piecing at all What if you just took like some hops, right? Just make beer if you just use hops maybe some yeast barley probably maybe barley See that's where some of those means that you guys get we only get meat for me.
What are you talking about? I'm a methyl methyl. No, I got one from the store. That was awful.
Yeah, methyl glen is a spicy mead Myth what spicy But there's another one. It's like a cap season Doesn't bring as much of you snorted right? I just drink my meat I mean it cuts me and I still want to you know do some uh mm need the three ends Mmm, it's like two ends though. Oh me.
It's the third. Thank you fucking me English. What about like a lavender? See that's getting fruit like I don't know man.
I'm not a lavender fucking guy. Look. That's just gay I'm not doing that. Yeah, it's like some light purple drink for the ladies.
They have a Urb that brand lavender martini. I have seen that. What is that? It's like hibiscus or something weird like flower petal Yeah, and it like goes fucking crazy purple.
Yeah, and the people that actually get my recipes from city stutters They did it and it was the sky room. I call it the kajit mead because it's good. Yeah, they turned it turned this mad ass purple Yeah, okay, I'm into that but I'm just I don't think I don't think lavender is a bad idea I mean to add maybe a bouquet to a flavor like an OG Which was just the basic need with some lavender and it maybe yeah, just a bear give a little bit of Lotus downtown used to have a and they might I don't know if that's why he's still there What about him long had it? What about hands being I'm gonna have a lavender martini that was fucking unreal Yeah, and it was just like lavender infused simple syrup and then yeah, I love trying new things Yeah, that's why I was like I really want some ideas on what three like I said It's gonna I'm breaking it down because I only have right now only have the highest container I have is a five gallon and I bucked up last time and I had it all measured out to do five gallons But when you add okay five gallons at three pounds of honey each is 15 pounds of honey That's like a fucking gallon and a half of honey So you put that in a five gallon vessel That's why all my last need was like super sweet and it's only gotten better since it set some of that sweetness is kind of Worked its way in because I ended up only with like three and a half gallons of whatever liquid I was putting in it So everything had just and that's why it's so potent because that yeast just had nothing but sugar to eat off But the alcohol content so let's be real how much blood have you put in?
None yet So fried you have like just a drop just a drop of blood that be fucked up. Please. Yeah You can do it just don't give any funny funny story like we were at a pink ball scenario years and years ago and It was it was pretty much Guaranteed at some point I was gonna be fucked up beyond all recognition and I started playing that knife game where you like hold the handout and like And I stab myself right through my pinky Bringing shot glasses and somebody had a bottle of vodka and I poured blood in all the shot glasses and poured back in it And all my friends drank it. I'm not gonna be your friend that day They felt like they were super infused with powers The power's a perpies No bitch, I'm clean Saying they like I could use a visual aid.
How's that work kind of age? You know Yeah, I'm not gonna win man like I've never had crabs or fucking nothing. How about you fellas? No?
I mean the worst I've ever had everybody's If I get it now my wife's in trouble. Yeah, I'm beating that bitch's ass Like hey, so Oh man Doing good just live in life on like 100 episodes. Yeah Like if we miss more than two weeks it's ridiculous like I get what I haven't been here for like the two before that too It's been like probably like almost two months to be on I'm just yeah, it's a little blow up down Which is blow up like a friend. Actually I Using this new VR app called banter.
It's basically like a social media VR thing. Yeah, and do you have to buy land? No? No, but I saw someone do like a Talk show through VR like everyone else was in the room and like they could come up and get interviews I was like dude.
I want to do that with the podcast like yeah I mean, yeah, I would pretty sick. Yeah, just be in the All three of us can literally have like the Thing sitting in a room doing VR and other people would be there watching and listening that'd be fucking sick That was awesome. I thought they tried to do that with comedy a few times and it failed miserably. Yeah, but it's not that bad Really?
I've done I've gone to a few of Mike's VR really. Yeah, I'm gonna say none of it. You haven't gone up now. What were you nervous?
Yeah? So it's very really nervous Sims plus 10 like the old Sims world We can go into the discothec and dance and talk to people and go like To a few dance parties. Yeah, very good. I movie a gamer.
Yep. That had that whole like virtual world But it was like a real life. Yeah, so hey, you're controlling a real guy shooting people for real Speaking of movies movies. I've seen any of the leaks from the new Deadpool 3.
Oh, just photos and that one trailer It's like a teaser. Oh the teaser. Yeah, the only one I saw is again pictures when they did straight have a fucking predator standing in there Yeah, yeah like a predator is with fucking Deadpool. I don't remember that picture.
Yep. Mm-hmm. I've got it nice I don't know what fucking all about it. Well, it's definitely gonna be like a multiverse type because that's what it is, right?
He's going to that's I'm assuming that's where he gets Wolverine from I have no idea I don't know how that's gonna work because he fixed the time travel thing at the end of the last watch yeah cables watch Yeah, right, and I think he goes back before Wolverine gets asked out and saves him from that ending Even though that's in the future. I 100% though. Yeah, how was it? It can't be because since the at the beginning of Deadpool 2 Are you talking about Logan Logan's in the future not Logan?
Yeah, Logan's in the future But at the very beginning of Deadpool 2 he's got that little fucking music box and it shows fucking Wolverine with a steak that was just There and he's like oh so he thought he was the only one that could go out and that's right That's right. That's right. He blows himself the fuck up. I think I Don't fuck with the movie brain.
I hope movie race that he goes somehow is multi-dimensional. He goes to The Wolverine movie where Deadpool was in with his mouth sown and shit. Oh, that's awesome. Why that mean he already did that Oh, he did didn't he yeah, there was at the end of the second movie he's flashed between a bunch of he was like I just have some loose ends to tie up and it's right.
That's right like hold on no clothes No, cause he's just like clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap himself in the brain three times Then he's reading the script for green Hornet. Oh, yeah, I know it's like finding my big break and he's like Green Hornet or green manner. There we go I just always like to think of Not being able to die I just always think Wolverine not being able to die anyway, so I mean the Hulk right can't really die Well, I mean yeah I mean one time they regenerated Wolverine from a drop of blood on a diamond. So why was it only diamond?
I don't know Yes magnified like a prism You know, I did see a thing where I was like if instead of at a manium they use vibranium Like he would have been completely unstoppable like because not only the vibranium has the ability to absorb and push back energy Mmm, but it doesn't cause all the fucking infectious shit that out of manium did if he's vibrating the women are gonna Let me more right. I got a boner check out this call ladies But at a manium is refined vibrating no at a manium is its own chemical compound by brain. I miss its own compound Okay, dude that look on dance as you're wrong. You're fucking wrong good time go for it.
I'm gonna pause it Okay, you're right. I Think we're both right and both wrong. Yeah, honestly, so I was just going off the movie Which is not you know the way I should be doing it But you know striker in the movie said he refined vibranium into a man team so that he could manipulate it See I put into a liquid form so that you can I thought I thought I'm a On a body ever like form anything out of vibranium if it's like unless you have vibranium tools you can't work with you know It's a really watch the black panther and black panther to which only watch part of black pants I've tried watching like three times and I can't get past like the middle of it. I'm just saying and I'm like as soon as the dudes come out of the world I thought I thought I thought it was okay.
The ship is really dumb though. Have you seen black blue deal? Yes Is it pretty good? Yeah, it's pretty good really I'm super hero.
Huh? And George Lopez Senate like this crazy smart uncle that can invent shit, okay? I could be around with it. It's not bad.
I mean it's definitely not like the best superhero movie ever any but man speaking of Mexicans It was funny with your Gardeners We watched death roof the other day and then so we watched planet terror And you know like the main like protagonist dude is like that Mexican it has like the guy with the band And I'm like the real wide band and you know He's like the guy that they're constantly trying to arrest is right. Oh, you need to let me go So I can help you fight and Terry was like man It's not like I wasn't badass, but I would have a real problem following like a short Mexican into battle Really big love for cutting people's nuts off. Yeah, I know that was the other guy. Oh, okay That was the bad guy.
I'm talking about the dude that was like constantly getting arrested Yeah, like short hair and he was always like flipping around and like stabbing dudes they called him El clappo. Yeah, El something else something But I agree. I'm like yeah heavy luchador vibes like yeah, you do a lot of cool shit But I also feel like a stiff arm would take you out. Yeah That's hilarious fits perfectly.
He's like everybody else isn't really badass hot rides and fucking a chopper And he's riding a fucking mini bike. I was wondering to me like speaking of Mexicans What's the do's name played Luigi and Mario Brothers movie Charlie day Yeah, John is what's on way back there. Oh my bad. Sorry guys, but I'm really stupid one with Santa Claus movie out with him as a villain.
That was actually pretty entertaining really with the guy who plays the share from stranger things Is that the Santa Claus sound tonight? I think it's what I called you her. Yeah, or violent night. Yeah.
Yeah, that is good It's like you got to play it. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, because it's like he's like he's a Viking the remake of the Hellboy guy Is the head guy and violent night. What did you say?
Sim person. Okay. Yeah, yeah You're like really good. I like it.
I know I just haven't you like once you you have to get over that it's not a problem Yeah, I know that once you do you're like hey, it's actually pretty good and I like is like whiny at it Like he's just like yeah, he's like a kid. Yeah, he's like a little fucking like a teenager. Yeah, which in demon years I guess that's pretty much where he's at plus Yeah, she's kind of required a directive shop shrine So if you're listening to me, I'll make you the What's your favorite predator movie? I mean you almost have to say the original right all right?
I mean kind of you have to premise this though Are we going to include all the sub genders of alien versus? I don't give a fuck if they're saying it's not gonna. I will say pray was pretty dope. I like pray a lot now I see I'm kind of jaded for predator one because I've seen it so many fucking times It's like What's with this type business get to the chopper if it leads we can kill it Do you know there is a band?
I cannot recall the name, but they use one lineers from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and make metal songs nice There is a song called if it bleeds we can kill it if that band's name isn't shorts and eager then they're fucking on long and eager long and eager Here you go like full metal death machine is what it's called I'm into it. I'm into it and I think they've got a song called get to the chopper. They've got a song I'll be back fucking any almost what's gonna be maybe one lineers. They've got a name for it I mean I've liked him all really I think they've all had their place yeah The last one where it's like a small predator and then the big giant one that's fucking hunting him and with a guy from the piano I've never seen the game that we call the piano.
That's a different one. You're talking about predators. Yeah. Oh, yeah You're talking about predators also very good.
That's why they had like a dog the predator Oh, yeah, they're on another planet. They actually get dropped into another planet That's the one that's like like a game preserve. Yeah. Yeah, they just like keep like dangerous things there so they can hunt them Yeah, so that's what I love about there like the whole idea of the predators like oh no They that's what they do is they just go and hunt shit like they're just trying to find like originally I think aliens they created aliens right?
I don't know if they created any engineer them to make them they they captured them in order to use them for the hunt Okay, so I thought they genetically engineered them to be like now that would have been the Engineers from George. She's got not George. Yeah, George. She's got who wait who did aliens Riley.
Yes Riley Scott and it was a Scott really really Together we got it. Oh, yeah, everybody. So I guess we're not doing a quiz at the end of this one No, the the engineers Originally created the black ooze which eventually became the aliens because of the ailey are the android David. Yeah, right?
He engineered them off of the dead doctor's body blah blah blah but predators prize the Xenomorphs as like the most glorious kill. Yeah, the hardest to hunt. Yeah, they're the hardest thing to kill So humans motherfuckers. Yeah, it's huge Like everybody's like oh, I want to meet aliens until like they find out oh what if it's fucking predators?
Yeah, apparently in the I know guess as long as you walk around without a gun. You're okay, right? Yeah, I mean I'm not even worth you hunting checking out bro. I'm good I'm good.
They're looking at my big brain. They're looking my big head and be like I gotta have that fun Yeah, because like the whole thing is they won't attack Like defenseless things. Yeah, it's all about like some sort of glorious kill. I mean pretty much like rabbits to them, right?
I mean, we're not Well, not all of us in reality like Dan and I were talking about it the movie pray and the reason I kind of lean towards that guy is because That's like that is the primal feral motherfucker. I feel like no guys He's not over the top with fucking a lot of technology. He's got technology, but it's like basic shit. You got shield He's got fucking like little baton things that are because it was like arrow Because it was all native American what I mean if you had shown up with like a minigun It's like it's kind of unfair man.
Yeah, like all the custard thing. I need to read the yeah Alien vs. Predator comics because apparently a lot of that fleshes out the whole like Predator backstory and apparently in their society like you it's like the rite of passage like if you kill a xenomorph Then you're like a warrior. Yeah, or you know, you have to kill like something super dangerous And so a lot of the theories about pray is that that predator wasn't Like a full predator yet a full warrior.
So like apparently they don't get their like plasma caster or whatever that's called The shoulder cannon until they kill is anymore. So that's why they marked that girl and like alien vs. Predator Yeah, and that is off of the predator comic books which there was and it was an Asian girl I can't recall her name, but she was the only human that was actually inducted into that particular clan Yeah, I have different full rights. She was able to wear fucking like predator armor and shit She was like that ass motherfucker bitch.
Yeah, they have like this whole society Yeah, apparently there's like 38 different known types of predators or yellow shot. Oh, yeah Yaucha is their technical name the uh, apparently they had another name. It was like hishes something before so Because they were colonized the mythos is that the predators were actually Started out they were like enslaved by this other race and then they became they started learning and done Became predators or yaucha and they overtook the other guy stole their fucking technology and just then they were like that's where they got Well, let's get crazy bitches That's where they got the more advanced weaponry and learned how to fucking navigate the space and everything actually play a game called Ringworld and they have a mod that you can fight against predators It's all like top down like the old predator It's pretty cool. Okay, it's for dopest fuck man.
Like you had you could be a predator or a marine or an alien. Yeah That was cool fire dude It's like my favorite was the fucking disc and you could control that yeah The disc is launched it and just like you know top motherfuckers heads off and I believe it was like the first multiplayer Predator side up like that, right? So you could hear other mother like I you just want to be the alien because I'm like I'm like I'm the predator cuz I want to chop you hit all yeah Take your spine if you could have one predator weapon would it be? Hmm gifted to you.
Okay, so can we have a scenario in which we need like is it for everyday purposes? You happen to walk out your door and there's an alien there and you like stab it real quick and kill the alien and the Predators like well here you go. Here's a weapon. Mm-hmm Did you want that armor kit that they dude gets in?
Which one movie was that it was one of the AVP's? No, it was actually predator That's right big one where it's like the fucking alien armor. It's predator armor basically. He's like what is that?
He's like that's my new uniform. Oh, yeah Yeah, and the idea was like to defend against other predators So that people could like step their game up and deal with predators I guess they kind of lost me on that one like I got it But it was like that would be a cool movie to like like a predator like kill squad is going after like a criminal predator Like a jet like I think I should go back to your other question. I think I'll take the cloaking device cloaking device I don't know man that the mask has like thermal imaging and shit. Yeah, you can buy that though Yeah, you can get that in our time.
It doesn't look that the cannons pretty sick the plasma can in school But I think the reload time on it's a little slow like if it was faster like Just our man. You're like fuck all y'all I just have a thing like click and fucking three foot long blades come off my wrist blades are pretty sick too Yeah, it's like assassin's creed times 12. I'd kill five or six months although that uh that fucking blade that you can throw around yeah like the Crawl crawl It's just like a little lobster fucking shrimp. I may be just like Greatest enemy is the blue whale We're calling in the distance Can I ask a serious question though what the fuck so aside from the armor Redder is never wear anything other than fucking fishnets.
Yeah, they're sexy. Yeah, they're all stuck in the 80s Like in the some videos. Is there been female predators and then the movies? I don't know They reproduce I mean, maybe that does our females they could be I Thanks no thanks.
No thanks. No thanks. Just open those two flat sideways. Yeah, that's perfect I get drunk and be like I don't give a fuck which whole it looks a pussy face pussy fucking Oh man, maybe the predator They're terrified.
Oh, it's so scary dude. Have you seen what the original predator was supposed to look out? No Oh my god, and you know who was supposed to play the original predator? No Jean called band-am What Jean called band-am read the script was going to be in the fucking predator the original predator look like a fucking bug They have a game on ps4 right now, and it's called a predator something hunt.
Yeah, okay That is actually you can download that skin no Original predator skin and it looks like a fucking bug. It's got giant fucking eyes no big mandibles or anything They actually scrap the whole thing. Yeah, cuz this isn't scary, and they were like boom then they brought in Jamal white yeah He's dead now But they brought him in and they were like amazed Where'd they get the dreadlocks? I don't know I don't know what the history on the dreadlocks is yeah Cuz not here comes off with the mass right now it stays on their noggin Tentacles really like but I know they put like two beads and shit in them and they're all different I was just their hair follicles.
I mean they're squid related very squidgy looking faces octopi. Yeah Giant predator you had a problem with I think they address that in the Predators movie that there's like there's different race with factions within the predators because like there's certain groups that have started like Gene splicing and that's where they get like the giant predator. Hey, we're trying to make ourselves even more predatory Yeah, and that's the premise of the the one with the big giant. I think it's called predator They find human DNA in the predators system and they're like oh these motherfuckers have been kind of like splicing on the good qualities of humans and The great big giant one was like a mutated one because he didn't even have to have the wrist bands to fire bucking shit It just like came out of him.
You figure like the first nigga rose like glowing blood kind of a giveaway The pretty aliens for daily ends what are those things like the predators? You know more yeah, yeah like a scene more our prerograph That's like the most horrific fucking possibility on the planet Yeah, and they don't like do the whole egg thing like an alien in the movie there like fucking sucking on a pregnant women are so bad like Alien versus predator requiem probably pulled out the stops as far as I'm concerned like I'd never seen a kid get fucked up by a fucking Yeah, little kids out there. That's my man, and it's like face-hiker slap and you're like You just fucked off a kid But uh Yeah, it's newest form of creating new life was to just go in on pregnant chicks dump a bunch of fucking eggs down It's throat and it would have like five or six ones just already gross Faire gross seriously though. What's up the fish necklace?
It's no bother. Yeah, they're like they're a worrying tribe Maybe they know something we don't know maybe it's not protective at all You don't know what your girls made out of I mean it could be made out of that same shit The Nets made out of it could be a trophy from something they killed remember the net the net gun the net gun yeah Cuts right through yeah, it's pretty sick. Yeah, I'd rather Their culture kind of explains Like the cannon and shit and I think there was even like a sniper predator at one point in one of the movies But it always bugged me as a kid because I'm like why doesn't he just get the fucking cannon on every one of these motherfuckers And it's because they want to prove their stuff. It's like the least glorious kill.
Yeah, so this is kind of like oh shit I don't want to die. Yeah like in predators when the Oriental gentlemen faced off with a katana the Police it's Asian now Asian Was it a rug? Yeah Or if it's off against the predator the predator didn't use any fancy weapons He just extended one fucking wrist blade really long right and they like fought with honor in my but that's case like when you get defeated Why are you gonna blow up the whole planet dick move it is kind of a dick move unless First off it's not like the whole planet, but I mean your content is called you know Yeah, but would you want that but would you want a bunch of fucking aliens running around like alien aliens? Yeah, but no, I'm not like when he was attacked like in the very first movie You know he's trying to like when you want them to reproduce since they're such a dangerous hunt For your people and you're like no one can know I lost Yeah, good point.
It's a run They probably didn't have it all fleshed out in the first movie though. Yeah or any of them true What about shit? What was I just gonna say? What was that shit you were telling me before we started the episode a T2 predator?
No, you were saying you saw some video of like oh Yeah, there's a kid I guess the parents this little boy wanted to be a predator for Halloween he dresses like it's bad ass And little kids like in the hallway. He's like look at me down. I'm a child predator I think we'll call you something different. Yeah, we're gonna go with a new name like mini predator I don't I don't get it Graziness craziness.
I love the prayer movies though. They're pretty sick. I'm always excited when anyone comes out I think they're they're working on another pray. I think they're gonna do them like like hell raise How are they ever did?
I mean obviously it's kind of a different genre together, but there's a lot of movies where they kind of overdid it But I feel like predator they still they cut it together the ones that come out have all been Yeah, hell yeah, no, I'm really been false. I think pray saved it a little bit. Yeah That's hulu man who was saved Elriss or to I couldn't I couldn't get all the way through pinhead titties like Was a female yeah, I know but like We have like straight like titties with pins and I would be fucking hot nobody though if it was like they made a prayer movie check it Human space traveling land on a planet. There is a female predator with like three young predators And it like turns into a home alone style, but a bloody death We're like the little baby predator setting up traps And then pinhead shows up just make a Christmas movie.
I mean I think that they should visit fucking predator planning We've never been able to understand what they say so you couldn't have a movie where they're talking It would be kind of weird. I mean it would just have to be subtitled lots of clicks You know, it's owned by that's pretty good one. Did fuck you John. That's what he said.
Yeah, it's on by Disney now, right? What yeah, Mickey Mouse alien that's probably why it's included in the new time. Hi, I'm the new predator. I'm so woke Let me speak to the manager put a trick in it make it get females are actually transgender I'm it predators.
That's it. Yep females. It's all good. Jesus.
What did you give us? Yeah, it's killer creeps up on you. It does the place space is feeling very flush. Do you know makes my close a on?
Nobody wants to fall asleep in fucking train right so since somebody doesn't use it. They're gonna be like a Disney like a predator Christmas special now predator princess Could you imagine that little fucking pink and purple predators just dancing around I would like to see like like a tribe meeting of all the Different predators like meet up to discuss something like so you kind of get to see like all the kind of sick different because they're all like Like the blood clan and then there's like I think the blood clan is like out on the rim Then there's certain predators that have supposedly there's one called the lost tribe Yeah, and they do like techno other than more badass bodies. So they're like cyber arms shit to hope Yeah, so the clans that would be fucking cool. Yeah, they're playing it's like have like would you a prime or something like where they called what would you watch Yeah, I'll show yelcha yelcha prime name the planet.
It's a fiery red planet. You get to see it in a AVP reprium really? Yeah, whenever they call she's with them with them whatever the call goes out No, that's that's when the call goes out because the original shit crash lands because in the first one the young blood alien Or a predator got impregnated by the fucking alien and at the end of the movie the fucking predelian pops out of his chest Yep, so he goes on a killing spree makes the thing crash Well when playing crashes in Colorado the emergency beacon goes back to yelcha prime And that's where and he's like called the bounty hunter or something Right, and if you ever look he's like missing a fucking tooth He's just been through the shit like, you know, he's like a bit in the mom. Yeah, and he just Sitting in this fucking cool-ass chair, which by the way, you can get as a gaming chair now.
What no it's a fucking Scoop And it's just a big scoop. I'm like Yeah, I'm on the red but uh, it's like you can see out I guess what you would consider his window. It's just like all just lava looking and you know probably the most Hostile fucking terrain on the planet. Yeah anywhere.
I want to see a crossover with like Riddick That would be fucking dope wouldn't it like they could even throw that into the new movie like he was because like the new one They supposed to go back to furious. Yes, and then like a fucking predator shows up and wants to hunt him because obviously Who's a fuck glorious glorious prey would be Riddick? Yeah That'd be a good fight fucking sick, right? Yeah fucking fight make it happen because he's got his fucking like crazy eyes Like he would be able to maybe see the fucking predator even when it's cloaked.
Yeah, hopefully there's no mud on period otherwise Prettit is super fucked. I don't know the only weakness this mother has is like I can't see through mud Well the first one. Yeah, yeah Whole whole room full of dudes get fucked up with Danny Glover the only one surviving Like all right. You can't see when it's super cold.
Let's let's trap him in this cooler. Oh wait Sorry guys. He has a different way to see Like I had some bad days at work. Oh, that's a bad call man.
That's I mean I've never gotten like a whole team of dudes killed Sorry, sorry. He switches thermal off. Yeah, he's got like UV vision to my bad. I didn't know I didn't know that Go inside with the idea of every time they get better like they learn.
Yeah, I'm like, okay Y'all want to play some radioactive dust at us. I'm pretty sick as society though Yeah, they haven't killed humans like four or five times. They're not learning very well, right? It's good point.
Well, we keep fighting them off apparently. I'm not adapted I mean fuck how sucky would that be? Give him a chance. I mean give us a chance, bro.
Come on. Yeah, I don't think I'd be any any threat to a predator No, I'm like I'm just gonna be like a man listen. Oh fuck. I'm gonna spend the left rest of my life in a small covered in mud Like shred Get out of my swamp you fucking predator.
Hey, he left the planet. I don't care. I'm staying here in the swamp He fucks up a bear, right? Oh, yeah, I'm right.
I want to see you fucking big cats though Like how are you gonna do against some fucking tigers, bro? Like you have trouble with humans. Okay humans have trouble with tigers Yeah, like those motherfuckers move silently climb trees and we'll fucking jack you in the neck before even know they're there I'm a decent for the vision alien tiger alien tiger. Fuck you.
Yeah, I'm feeling came and landed like a pregnant ole zoo Yeah, they keep trying to impregnate people if they impregnated fucking silverback gorillas and fucking big cats Jesus god, we've got a new franchise I'm in welcome to predator zoo. That would be cool. Like they took them to like I guess that kind of what the planet was Yeah, but like if it was like yeah, there's no predators here like we're not worried about everything else here. Yeah, I would watch that shit I've watched just about anything predator.
Hmm. You got a shot. I'm glad we all enjoy it. Yeah to catch a predator Just a name Just sent Chris Hanson and it'd be over done.
It's got a predator I want to take a seat for his got some ice cream and fucking balloons. He's just sitting at the kitchen like island Sir we'd like you to read these emails Like slice go ahead so you can leave Then like 50 costs just jump on the predator. Yeah Kills them all man. Could you imagine like predators with superpowers like one of them got like one of lantern rings?
Chit a black lantern predator. Mmm. I mean that'd be a good crossover too Man, I already have like a Batman versus I was just gonna mission that dude Batman versus predator Only one that I have read those comics are fucking sick the Batman predator comics are so good Yeah, because obviously predator whips his ass at first and Batman's like oh fuck yeah But yeah, he eventually figures out the vision thing Yeah, same way like he doesn't have like he adapts and like doesn't know super powers not like Superman right well That's all that's the old joke with Batman like supposedly nobody can be Batman if he has enough breath time Yeah, absolutely. I mean if you sit back and look at how many and it's kind of on topic all topic like you've got as far as DC goes There's not a lot of just Batman.
I don't know of any other like non superhero power Gold well, I mean other than like in the Batman universe like yeah like night wing and All that you don't have like a superpower per se they were just gifted with For parenting or even the super villains are like that really I mean true true in the Batman universe. Yeah Like you've got obviously my number one pick love on the show no superpowers just highly trained right kind of mirrors like Batman but deadly I Guess that's it for yeah DC kind of sucks. That's why I don't know man. They've been trying I mean some of their stuff's really good like they're bad Really good.
Yeah, I mean that's what they have is bad man like super superman's always been more of like a here He comes to say the day. Yeah, I mean he's cool. It's nice that they have like oh cool. Yeah, he's basically a nuke.
Yeah That's why I was like the stories where he like guys turn bad. Yeah, shit Yeah, there's all turn universe where Superman is bad and like oh he took over everything because he can yeah Oh someone killed his wife and now he's just murdering everyone. I'm a little pissed off at yeah He's essentially homeander. Yeah, I pretty much think all superheroes would need a solid.
I mean you watch the therapy background What was good? I'm not all like I know it's got Keith Urban in it I mean pretty pretty much. It's a it's a great It's like basically like what would happen if superheroes were real like they're all dickheads like overpowered like they're like Yeah, just you know wait. Did you say Keith Urban?
He did I was gonna let us live man. We're just all He's a country music singer. Yeah I don't know but I know you're talking about but it's not Keith Urban Yeah Keith Urban Yeah What if they did a new like they keep doing like pray they just got different timelines. I do one of the Vikings that would be I know you'd love that.
That would be sick dude Hell yeah, they yeah, they actually know what they were fucking with then They went back and started fucking with Vikings in the video game. Yeah, you can you can have a Viking predator Oh, shit fucking rooms and of course they put a horn on the helmet, which is 100% historic accurate. She made a jerking off motion for those like feudal China or Japan do like ninjas. Yeah Fucking money like all of our ideas.
They've actually put into that fucking video game. There's like a bike There's an ancient Egyptian one, which is she's pretty fucking dope and it's a female one You can in the game you can pick and choose whether you want to be a male I'm supposed to kind of allude to that in the movies But they flushed out again in the comics a little bit more about the pyramids Apparently being like a place where that they would have like battles The Mayan temples yeah, they would like come back every so often like every hundred years or something and they would find somebody to Pit like one of the young one of the unbloods against man be cool Like a twist in the story is like actually humans were the ones who originally were in chart like enslaved The priders and then like they basically shit him off to their own planet. Get out of here I thought it would be cool if they come back everyone's want to fuck us up Right, I think it's time to give the humans an ass kicking we're back At the end of one of them they get one of their plasma casters. Yes, that's Yeah, I thought it would be dope And that's what is that the one where they're breaking into the ship?
Which one was that that was just like in the mountains and they're like they have a whole like military team I think it's predators ones in the ship. I think you're talking about predators Or no, no, that's that's one of the avp's yeah, I don't know I get them all the newer ones mixed up a lot But I thought it would be cool if based on that that They did some sort of like weird timeline future thing where like humans were actually the Quote unquote insectoid race, but it was really just the armor We were wearing and we were the ones that enslaved the original predator planet That caused them to become predators and then come back and kill us so movie done. Yeah, exactly The end gives us a few billion dollars. Yeah, and some tequila and we'll just come up with cool shit And we'll call actors by the wrong fucking name Case you need it on set get burned diesel on the phone Yeah Charles Schwarzenegger Yeah, but uh the ending of avp requiem when they actually have that plasma caster They present it to miss you tony right so the wailing you tony wailing you tony That's like a whole fucking thing so they try to tie it back into the whole alien fucking franchise and shit Yeah, I caught that too.
Well, you done it. Yeah Which there was definitely a video game that was like the will you tie company bama? Well, there there are mr. Waylands the whole like Corporation for uh the whole alien franchise right right like he's who like paul riser works for and all that shit Paul riser Yeah, it's never looking for his last name.
I was saying paul riser is really the villain and all of this He kind of is look that guy Paul riser aliens when he's the guy who's like, I know go back and get that in the second movie She's like no go fuck yourself. He's like, oh, yeah. Okay. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah, I got you then he gets got Well, that's what's fucked up about all the alien movies It's like there's always going to be some dickhead fucking alien or human just out trying to fuck the shit out of whoever Yeah, or just underestimate it's like the whole situation like dude. You don't you don't fucking know what you're talking about Yeah, that's pretty much the u.s military. Let's talk to the other and get it.
It's like listen guy. I've been there You don't want us to go back in there. Yeah, it's definitely like yeah, let that ship cruise on into the sun saying shit about you The u.s. For sure.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, like yeah, we're gonna weaponize whatever we can Everybody game over me. Oh, no, that would be cool though. Like somehow like terminator Mechanights get a hold of a predator and clone a predator body and make it like a T2 predator that melts back That'd be normal.
Yeah, you don't feel like zero to I would just be like fucking kill me bro But yeah, I just got my own fucking head off. We can control them. It's like no, that's what you just said is what's gonna go wrong You know that right? We all saw a second movie just freeze them.
Yeah, it's funny how like and then burn them they always ramp up into that position like We're gonna make a comment like we can control them. You know right then and there. That's the start of the end of the fucking movie Which one was in Colorado? ABP Requiem, that's what the ship crashed.
Yeah, that's that's what I was thinking of because that was the one they nuked, right? Yeah, they nuked like the whole town. Yeah to get rid of them and they were like Thanks, USA. Where's the best?
I was looking over there. It's all containment 103. Oh, shit I Is because I'm out of here and actually I'm mostly out of niktine. Well, let's pause because I can smoke and yeah, we'll be right back We're back.
Yeah, we're back. What about a venom predator? That's almost unnecessary, right? Yeah, that's yeah That would kill our predator Like how about double predator?
Yeah, I was down Steve I was like I'd like to like go back to like when they first were trying to like create the most difficult hunt You seem like mixing alien with like a turkey and it's like yeah, this thing sucks Right. Yeah, it's just walks right up to you And screams at you find out Urs just the place they send all their rejects to and that's why all these weird things like the post platypuses Like I was really an alien, but it's just like low-key like not aggressive dude octopus not a bad idea get some fucking Cthulhu shit Right. Yeah predator octopus gnarly Can you imagine fucking six arms coming at you with the fucking blades? Like Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Yeah Black Pearl whatever the fuck that means with Johnny Fred Johnny Fred.
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You know you love us and you're surprised at every single time an absent shows up. Yeah, like what kind of dumb shit am I gonna hear this time? Yeah, because uh, I think I mentioned this before but like I was kind of feeling bad when we were starting to slip a little bit on the episodes And then you know as a slacker do you look out your past performance, right? You're like Wait a minute.
Our best year was like 14 episodes. I'm gonna be at now like 25 or 26 Really for this year. Yeah, you can't beat that man. That's pretty.
Oh, yeah So I guess probably the next episode will be a new season Oh Next year. Yeah, are we not doing anymore for the rest of the year? So this is our wrap-up episode and we haven't mentioned that. I mean, we could probably do one more.
We probably do one more So we should maybe yeah, come up with something. Yes. Fantastic. Let's do a recap of the year.
He's what we do We'll listen to all our shows this year. I'm gonna stop on that Like we're gonna do a 18 hour fucking special There would be actually be kind of sick. Maybe you should try to do highlights real is just release all the episodes at once Just push them all together into one. Yeah, call it a best of and then just it's just all the episodes We are the back to back dude.
That's like old rock star shit, man We're just gonna go back and cut an album with all our best songs on it and call it the best of album and make a billion and done It's a 27 hour episode. What is it the 10th? Yeah, man. We still got three more I mean, I could totally do a new new season episode.
It's not like I'm doing anything on years Doing something all New Year's Day, but I mean the weekend before yeah 31st could definitely and I won't be here the 24th I probably do one next and then I was thinking next weekend, which is I think the 18th right? I'm doing something to do thing at your house. Okay. Oh, yeah Do you want to do that live at our house or we can I don't care?
I was just you want to do a show You want to do a show? It's a time that be sick. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Wait.
Oh wait. I should we do it 16th I'm gonna call fuck on call. We're talking about a one call right now That is true. Yes, I don't call yeah, no next weekend So that's when you want to do the thing.
Yeah sure the 16th, okay? Yeah, what do y'all want? You gonna bring your smoker we use and see you's or what's that? I'll bring it You should probably play this when people aren't having to listen to it.
Yeah, they like to hear it Let's not join us. They want to hear about our smit meat We have like four extra guys on the podcast top. Oh, yes, dude. I think that would be amazing.
I think live shows are fun Yeah So fun Yeah, yeah, we'll do one of these days one of these days maybe next season if you haven't had it go to top of the tap And if you need your car wash go to wash was wash was up if you need something email someone email us email us live for a Pot of gmail.com. Hey, maybe find out what Danny's doing in years Maybe that might be cool. That might be cool. Do new years at top of the tap do live show there I'm gonna go top of the tap.
I'd have to be done by like 930. That's just fine That's what you're taking down what tickets for new years at that cocktail place. So you just you're doing something cool Although that I mean I would be kind of cool will start the new year like All three of us and then the place Terry was talking about with the 80s brown knight. It sounds pretty fun She's not a shit.
Yeah, get some shitty suits from fucking Polyester shit. Yeah, like 80s But you just everything you wear has to be from like Goodwill or my 80s years were blue jeans and rock and roll shirts and boots and band I ride around my knees and yeah, I love a thrift store party like you gotta wear something for this or just whatever you go pick out Yeah, that was like every one of our parties in college man. Yeah, they had theme parties all the time big super wide fucking ties one of my one of my favorite outfits At a college 80s party was one dude came dressed as a Rubik's Cube Box and like put all the panels on it and shit. It was pretty dope.
They're like making hard commercials for that shit now It's like Rubik's oh, yeah tap into yourself or something like that Those videos are wild dude. You're gonna watch those fucking speed runners with the Rubik's Cube Ryan can solve your any Rubik's do like three minutes. Oh, he's one of those guys. Yeah, I heard the key is Forward left forward left forward left if you keep doing forward left It'll eventually fucking I mean he can't do like record time or nothing He can do like like three minutes any roots you like I believe that that's pretty it's a pretty weird guy You think a predator Smacks it out of your hands Cut in half a little cartoon predator.
Yes, that would be so fun like predators like trying to integrate into society So would you do it like frustrated with everything the old mr. T cartoons or like where he's got buddies? Yeah, I think oh mr. T cartoons would be awesome Do predator and friends like Scooby-Doo yes, he's got some like squeaky boys teen that's walk around with mother I'm like no mr.
Predator who are we gonna? Domestic violence going off in Hollywood some better. We've already heard all those dangerous things. Yeah, we make it like a Yeah, they gotta solve mysteries like fucking scooby-doo The fucking head full of spine out there like oh Yeah You spine ripping motherfucker yeah next season with a fair pot.
We're totally changing up We're gonna be a live action podcast live action podcast live action hardcore triple X cosplay Did it and we're all gonna wear spandex spandex and fucking gold chains what the fuck is it what like fish nets fish nets? Yeah? Speaking of spandex watched an old Wonder Woman this morning on television Yeah, hell yeah, that's the only one well speaking of part obviously you're probably a fan of the venture brothers right no Did you know they made a new movie blood from a baboon? Yeah, yeah, I've seen part of it.
Yeah, I didn't finish watching it I don't know those ones. Yeah, yeah, it is nice, but it's it's a it's basically like Johnny Quest But but Johnny Quest on crack. Yeah, and they actually have a guy that's like Johnny Quest on the show hell. Yeah But he's older and he's like whacked out on drugs Johnny's Quest brother.
Yeah pretty much like it's ridiculous. I'll show this yeah They have a bodyguard Brock Brock who would be just like what the fuck was his name race Brandon? Yeah race Uh, except on steroids. Yeah, just like a little swag black fucking t-shirt, but he's got a mullet And he's got a fucking booey knife.
He's just like boys. What's that guy's name? War Burton. Oh Patrick Warburton.
Yeah, nice Yeah, I didn't even put a first name to that. I just said fucking I would call him. I'm in Cleo War Burton It's a pretty entertaining show. He's like dog world of kids or the boys the boys have been cloned off like what?
They get get on all the fucking dive all the time. I'm checking out. Oh, man Well, I love you guys. We love you Dan.
I love you. Never forget it look for some you know some exciting wrap up into the Europe So it's coming up. Yeah, maybe next year. We'll finally get cameras.
Oh, that'd be nice next year cameras That's our new year's goal. Yeah, we're gonna switch up. We're gonna do like hot ones. We're gonna eat hot wings the entire time That's a great idea.
We could do a lot of cool stuff with video. We just smoked we just smoked meat to one of us Taps out like I'm just be fat fucking sweating Yeah, I'm feeling if we go video that I'm gonna probably bring up like a weight loss challenge pretty quick. Yeah I'm gonna do it before we get the cameras over. Yeah, I'm Oh, by the way, thank you very much.
I've sent Dan the video of my birthday present Which was a Viking fucking pizza cutter. Yeah, I saw that fucking dope his butt. Yeah, and that's that's just proving How fucking cool you are man because you pulled it out and you're like this is a re-engineered concrete cutting blade What and I looked at it close and I'm like holy shit, it is that's exactly what it is Like a chop saw blade. Yeah, that they fucking forged into something else nice.
Yeah, one of my first knives I used a old saw blade for the knife. Yeah, if you had really good metal like the old sawmill blades Any question of how badass Steve is he literally used to have a forage and has forged knives and other metal implements and an orc sword which is decorative hooks for home fucking any dude I cannot emphasize how difficult that shit is Yeah, I remember I yeah, he showed me how to do it. He was like swing the hammer. I'll heat it up for you Fucking smash it up dude.
It is not easy. It's not easy at all fucking I still have that piece of metals remember fuck dude It's so fucking hard the fact that he was able to make anything blows my mind And I'm not saying because he can't because he can't Steve is very fucking handy like when you put your brain to Fuck it's so hard if I said I'm gonna make soap tomorrow Like I would probably everybody would be getting soaked for Christmas. You could make some soap fucking five-club style. Yeah Even fat baby fat.
We don't talk about Steve. So I mean nobody likes to think about that But that was part of the movie slash book that they're using like live a suction fat Yeah, I mean not to make it weird, but can you imagine better stuff than baby fat? Maybe they go to the other Sorry Fun guys, yeah, take it easy. Bye.
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