EPISODE · May 1, 2026 · 2H 6M
S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
from MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY · host Sumo & Kavi
Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode.You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow.BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence.Arguing about the Shroud of Turin.The Great Male Renunciation.You’ve been conditioned by capitalism. Why would anyone want to have sex with people who aren’t beautiful?The reign of beige, beige civilizations don’t conquer the world.Beauty can’t only be the domain of women.Tolkien’s letter to his wife, making sex with actual women uncool.Embrace tradition and be a fancy pants.Faith in himself, previous conversations with #15 CEO of Earth, why would God require use to believe?Sumo reserves a hotel room by faith.Bonus conversation from another universe with Smokestack and Duke of Alba!Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
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