I'm serious though I think I want to bring back but fucker but fucker welcome back everybody this is Steve and Dan and this is the live forever podcast yeah be you be on that you with new shit on the beats lab yeah I'm doing getting a bit to address your most current comment yeah but fucker would be like it's very underused lately it is underused I mean I mean I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it no but one of my I was like an enjoyable experience for a lot of people what it's a fun thing to say one of my favorites is tiny hole you can't say hi like honey hole you can't say it without like it makes me giggle when I say it it's fantastic I love honey hole today we are drinking on a passion yeah that's a common old and is it local I want to say New Jersey or North Carolina maybe Virginia I don't know it's East Coast but it's Blake's hard cider they make a lot of cool shit yeah they make one that I really like called a tiny hole sometimes we just need to make a make a brew called but fucker brew hmm fucker beer but fucker beer one of two things is gonna happen you might be on one end of that or the other depends on how many you drink any and all family that occasionally listens to the show just shut off yeah just turn it off yeah just sit but fucker I'm turning this off I'm I've already had some revelations about some TMI shit but I have to share because it's like oh for you yeah you you oversharing I can't never ever do I overshare well enlightening so like it's getting cold and normally a normal animal beast of the land would let his hair grow I have come to the conclusion now that I'm older and you know sometimes it's like a seeking find for the old wiener when you got a pee when you have fucking old man gritty pubes sometimes it makes it rough so I'm like yeah I got to shave the bush down yeah I'm for some that some man's gaping yeah we need it easier to find a wiener sometimes when it's cold heads up man's game to we could use a sponsor right help Steve find his wiener more more 6.7 or whatever that's right and we'll say hi any hole to cuz shaving your butts okay yeah why not I mean if you can reach it I'll usually go back as far as I can reach with everything with measuring cuz like I don't know about you but when somebody asked me how big long my wiener is I'm putting front part of the tape my butt hold on just all the end yeah that's like about 15 to me big dog that's about three inches of dick and 12 inches of paint yeah that seems about right I know in the room I'm hung like a fucking mountain lion I'm sure you are yeah me too yeah me too huge I mean it's not that I'm not lying to my wife looks like it's hard to wear normal underwear I mean totally it's always like you see those ones stick out the side like they had the weirdest commercial because it's like this dude he's like purposely instead of saying balance he's like ball it's like this fucking underwear company is gonna sell millions balance because it's like it has a pouch for your balls to sit in and I'm like part of me and people are gonna think we got fucking sponsorship because you're talking about she's underwear yeah so weird like yeah there's a patch for your dick and there's a patch for your balls no way yeah like I haven't tried it but I haven't tried either but I've heard they're amazing wouldn't that just kind of feel hey we got race car here South Carolina D-1500 leave the window all right it's okay but like when my I wear boxer briefs and they ride around my junk sometimes and it's like I want to rip them the fuck off like they just catch my balls wrong and I can only imagine like if I had to put my nuts in a pocket and then put my ding dong in a pocket ding dong's right there was a tiny hole by the way thing works good fun words to say fun words to say yeah and then like just imagine middle of the winner you're on a job site only got portal let's then you're in there fighting trying to find you're already cold shriveled up ding dong yep it's like now I just pissed myself now I gotta go back to work with this thing I'm a fan of ding dong I like bait and tackle that's a good one weiner we are so simple it's not bad you know I'm not a fan of twig and berries don't care it's a little weird beans and Frank's like it doesn't I don't I don't care if I went either why would you plural Frank's when you only have one Frank so I was like the beans and the Frank right it just you know I'm a big fan of cash and prizes new one for me yeah I like that show that show her my cash and prizes come in behind going to right next to door number two cash and prizes next to door number two oh yeah if you pick door number two not a good move for you right did you have a enjoyable pre-show poop yeah yeah that was kind of shocking when you were just like can you go smoke cigarette or just hang out and I was halfway expecting to be like crochet a fucking Afghan or like damn well you're gonna put me like this doubles as the Lego room I should have been like yeah I just build some yeah build me the Empire the Death Star I should be done by then yeah I mean I realize this is an audio show but perhaps you could describe oh my black magic the leg over there you see that on the second shelf though no to your left left the chains oh yeah yeah yeah is that one of those supportive yes like transitive or whatever that's called transitory where uses like gravity and like the chain lengths as a different it's almost like leverage I think it is before anything else but yeah you can literally put stuff on top of it it doesn't fall exactly but it does are amazing it was hilarious using christification of course yes you know probably one of my favorite scenes is when cousin Eddie like walks up to those like old school like wind mill thing that runs with the candle and he just like touches it and falls apart right right Terry totally did that to that thing when she came earlier she's like oh this thing's neat she touched it is like oh damn it I have to rebuild now yeah I've seen them do that in like real life and it'll actually like hold books and shit like with real chain yeah some people get nuts with them dude I've seen them online where they do that and they'll put like a whole fucking castle on top of it it looks like it's floating it's pretty cool yeah because I goes they just released an Avengers tower that makes my peepee hard really yeah it's as tall as the Daily Bugle over there oh no shit yeah the Daily Bugle's badass I like that one that's like four stories and then has a bunch of other shit on it that thing came with like 30 minifigs nice it's pretty fun I don't want to bore everybody with Legos I mean if you've got nothing but time on your hands sometimes or you know what I think that would probably be a great like unwind thing you did it if you if you spend your day concentrating on in in your case just like numbers and yeah constantly computer shit and well and customers yeah and people yeah just sitting down creating something like exactly that you can see put your hands on it's yeah it's definitely cathartic to just like have simple tasks and there's nothing simpler than Lego instructions dude like it's brilliant big piece I could pull out any one of their instruction books none of them have any words yeah I've seen like pictures and it's sometimes it's just one piece on a page of the instructions like they make sure everybody can do it and it's just very simple one step at a time which is like which is not considering how fucking ingenious they've become like engineering like Legos when we were kids dude you didn't have they were amazing we didn't have books we just had a box of fucking lego yeah that was the the dawn of the creativity time oh yeah we're just gonna dump this bucket of fucking pieces I know when somebody gave me a set when I was a kid I was like what what these instructions yeah I wouldn't even know what to do with that and it's wild like you look at like the Knights those were real big when I was a kid like in the early 90s late 80s like you know like a little Robin Hood one oh yeah yeah like Robin Hood's secret hideout and it's just like a pile of like gray and brown bricks to be a cave right I'm like whoa we've come along with like it's not even close to the same right those things are built by a fucking engineer yeah and they've been in bed like so many cool fucking things like well the machine is amazing yeah I love that shit but anyway wow how's you think that was a subject you know but some dicks to look at this yeah man that's how we do so we roll my Thanksgiving was really good man like I feel like I had two Thanksgiving's we went to my girlfriend Don's parents house and you know had the family the whole family thing there and then she just got this wild hankering like she's like I want more ham so she wouldn't bother him and we cooked him and I was like well this is a great opportunity for me to get like all the things that weren't at the family one so that they didn't nobody made like the classic green bean casseroles I made a green bean casserole and double the eggs and I went got some croissants and I mean wasn't like a lot of food but it's like stuff that we really wanted it's kind of we're lacking at the other one and so yeah that was good as but bro are you a cranberry sauce guy yes but not I'm a gel guy mine has to come out of a can for yeah you want the ridges on the ridges on like it gives you lines to cut by I know what you mean I like that shit too and like but I had you know Craig right yeah his sister makes this like rum thing when it comes out almost tasting like a cranberry pie really like but with rum in it and it's like everybody fights like a rum cranberry chutney kind of thing yeah like they use whole whole cranberries yeah like whole cranberries and it's got like you know like almost like a cobbler like oh it's got like something on it yeah it's like stuff yeah it's so good it sounds really good everybody fights over that shit yeah like growing up with my grandmother was still alive like that was for some reason grandparents and grandma especially grandma I was alive you always had like this huge fucking Thanksgiving oh yeah and all the family would be there and they would go overboard like they would spend they would probably start cooking like 4 or 5 in the morning oh yeah just like go off fucking day and shit and she got to the point where she was doing like the can cranberry sauce and then we do like the whole cranberries and do a homemade fancy thing fancy fucking cranberry sauce which I didn't like because I mean processed in a can I think they take some of that bitter like yeah it does hang out of it a lot of it's just for balance though right I mean like the acid from the cranberries really kind of yeah I think a lot of people put like orange juice yeah there's some more mixes and it kind of oranges yeah takes away a little bit of that that tartness what it is tartness yeah I did a lot of cooking on Thanksgiving yeah I think you're turkey dude hell yeah I was very impressed I didn't do the whiskey turkey because it's dangerous and time consuming like dangerous like to blow up the kitchen dangerous or like it's dangerous because like like you stuff it with mini bottles kind of tell you make whiskey so I hollow out green peppers right and then I fill the green peppers with like butter lemon pepper seasoning well actually just lemon juice and pepper right and then like garlic and then I chop up like onions and celery and something else carrots the Trinity yeah yeah yeah let's call the Trinity and I pour whiskey inside of those shove those up inside the turkey now is this a known recipe or is this like your own this is me creation really yeah yeah I've got things and paper out but then when it's done what is inside is like a lava hot vegetable like puree almost butter sauce oh that you then can like use as dressing on top of the turkey nice and it's fucking amazing what kind of whiskey like baby really yeah which sucks because honestly I think their recipe has changed a little bit but it's still pretty good like this year we're having Jamaican we're gonna use like coconut rum by coconut rum turkey you know rum because it would caramelize almost do sweetness the sweet from the rum good point because most of like if you get a good like Mount gay which is like yeah got a lot of high sugar content sugar cane I like Appleton's myself but like a mad glaze on it the only reason I said Mount gay is like my 21st birthday it happened to fall on a Sunday that year and like the only places that were open were sports bars yep no liquor store anything was over it one of my buddies had like I don't know four bottles of that shit we drank two of them and I was made from King sugar is amazing dude that was the wildest freaking night of my life like you know you had a good 21st birthday when like you get a phone calling the morning from the local police department saying we're gonna need you to come in and yeah explains and shit yeah it was I was like what the fuck yeah it was crazy that's awesome then when I went in there and like they booked me and shit and obviously released me on my own recognizance it was something stupid I went to court and the judge was laughing his ass off he was nice literally laughing while as I'm telling the story he's just and I got buying ten dollars seriously yeah he's like pay ten dollars and get the fuck out of here awesome nice thanks and like never you know it wasn't anything like that I would have had a record for anything like that it wasn't a violent crime but yeah just wow dude I wish I okay I don't wish I would have saved you some because I wouldn't have stopped eating it so Brent gave me a leg and a thigh smoke turkey smoked and he put tandoori seasoning on whoo yeah like Indian spices on a fucking smoke turkey dude it was insanely good I bet it sounds good well I told you my idea about what seriously I want to pay him to make that yeah like once a month I I still want to go get a big roast and smoke a beef roast and do a chili with it remember I was talking about like a beef roast using like a smoked beef roast making a chili out of it dude that's a great idea fire fire cook like peppers and you know tomatoes that he made shit right on the fucking grill let it get nice and charred and cut it up put it in there I mean I think that would be delicious I make a giant pot of it and bring you like half a pot I'm down cool cool or you can just come over and have it you do a kitchen oh yeah you're kitchen has turned out well dude yep and it's still evolving so as I have energy I pitter-fuck away I didn't get it done yeah for somebody who doesn't seem like they do a lot you do a lot I know it but that's the thing man it's like all about how much you're willing to pay for yes I was entertaining myself with your Lego Wolverine cycle stunk Wolverine that's yeah it just depends on how much I'm willing to you know pay for in time you know if I want to go to this level I counted out as like how many days am I gonna lay in bed that makes sense so I just try to pace myself and do what I can as I can speaking of what were you doing yesterday I'm hanging out with some friends out at the old paintball field I went out and see how everybody was doing and it was a good time and it was actually really nice I got to see some I got to see some old friends that were fuck little kids when I used to work at New York what no Jesus God don't you put that even on me you may like have to do a whole disclaimer now Dan's yeah I just the way he said it yeah I know yeah so they were like when I was working at the paintball field when it was over on cross county these guys were you know little snott knows kids right right and I watched them grow from like I don't know eleven twelve year olds then to teenagers and then at the now at the new field they're all fucking grown up they got kids at our own and lives and married I'm like God damn it makes me feel old yeah it'll do that nothing like watching the you know kids turn into adults and dude I bring this up because okay a little backstory so there's goofy little game that they just released on Xbox called roller drum and you're on roller blades and you have to like shoot shit nice so it's like a it's like a it's almost like Tony Hawk call it doodling crossed with I don't know what to call it for us with but it's it's super like stylized like it's all it almost looks like comic book I think I seen some gameplay of that yeah and you can do like real crazy slides and yeah you like all kinds of flips and like you go into oh that's what I meant it's like Tony Hawk mixed with like Max Payne got you because you like going to like bullet time and you gotta like shoot dudes and shit and Terry was like dude that would be dope if they did that for real but you could use like paintball hell yeah dude if you did like paintball on like a skate park oh dude everybody's when it goggles and roller blades and when that would be dope that would be crazy if everybody's rolling around like just almost like roller derby but like on a skate park with paintball guns yeah that would be insane like there's so many cool things have you ever seen like the archery tag where it's like a real bow no real arrows except the arrows have these big like nerf balls oh yeah the nerf balls yeah there's like shwank like what I didn't have this cool shit when I like dude that'd be amazing when I was a kid we actually shot real shit at each other but yeah that's a different story but yeah yeah it's almost like a universal childhood story like everybody's got a like we had BB gun fights and then they all stopped when one guy got it in the face yep I just didn't stop I just didn't want to ask what been that was coming I actually my brother shot me and asked like five fucking times I like charged him and snatched it and he ran ahead behind a garbage can like a big metal burn barrel we used to have yeah and he was popping his head like a little rabbit up and down behind it never again in a million years would I be able to pull this shot off I go click and he just about that time popped his head up and literally dude luckily it was on his forehead put one between his eyes on his forehead and the baby stuck in his head stuck in his head immediately yeah freak I dropped the guy like there's no way I hit you don't know what I'm up don't know yeah people just hair up and there's this baby stuck in the head I'm like oh fuck dude I'm about to fucking die my dad is gonna kill me right now yep luckily he didn't wrap me out but then like a week later he said he was at school and he's like was fucking with it and the baby just went boop fell out of his head it's like oh it's like it came out oh there is God yeah if I got I'll put this way if my parents knew probably a third of the shit we were doing his kids oh my god there's no way I'd be alive right now I'd be dead buried and I probably wouldn't have a mark gravy that he'd probably just be in some ditch if I can cover with dirt yeah trash I guess we felt less threatened but after my dad died we like came clean out about your shit to my mom and she's just like I don't tell me any of this I don't want to hear it I don't want to know you've already told me too much what do you think about this new COVID shit they're talking about is it the RSV or whatever white lung syndrome I haven't even heard about it dude yeah like Congress is already like gearing up we need to like cut off travel to China apparently this is like spreading across China there's like some pneumonia thing that's going on really yeah great kind of convenient for a mission you're home like right around the corner dude it's I'm so fucking over it man like I think everybody it's like I don't think so man I don't think so many people are tired of it that they're like whatever dude let it come let it call the herd whatever you know well not just that like I think politicians are smart enough to know like if you go along with that shit like during COVID mm-hmm you're fucking toast like your constituents whatever you want to call them are going to vote you out or just fucking straight up destroy you in social media they're just gonna be like yeah we're not voting for this asset yeah I mean it's the lemming it's like the whole lemming principle like one starts fucking jumping on board and like I'll next you know the whole crowd is just running off the fucking cliff and I don't want to be that guy I'm gonna be the lemming sitting on a rock going like see you well the thing that might actually get some traction is I guess it is especially affecting kids now see that might gear it up but then you're gonna fall into they're gonna send kids home again they're gonna do the whole homeschooling bullshit yeah and what does that do that puts added pressure on parents parents then parents have to stay home with the kid at least one of the parents do and nowadays if you're not a two you know if both parents aren't working you know well that was a fucked up side effect of covid and I think there's probably a large group of people that are like hell yeah I want to go home again yeah like like I don't want to have to go back to work I want to stay home and shit I'll just put it this way I don't blame you I have but also that's not good for society man I have a close family member whose daughter has to go to therapy because of fucking covid really like the isolation oh yeah like fucked with her head really it's like wow you know when you start thinking out of it in terms of I don't think children are equipped or meant to be isolated like that I don't need to be able to go outside and fucking play with other children so you're creating this generation that's you know oh it's okay to be by myself you know what's what's it gonna do to these children and for them for years I mean whether you want to talk like elementary junior high high school I mean can you imagine missing problem the last two years of high school yeah I mean that those are pretty crucial years in development yeah I mean all years before and like I think years before like 18 are crucial to development transferring from like elementary school to middle school I think that's like a pretty big landmark because you feel like you've you know you've achieved being a child at that point you're still kid yeah and you're like a little kid you know I'm not an elementary school kid I'm a middle school kid and then you're a high school kid you know and after that hopefully you become a man or a woman it's it's got to have fucked up so many people and it would not surprise me if I'd say I'm gonna get it five years from now that they're not doing studies and research and getting those fucking middle of the day infomercials like if you were affected by COVID if you were stuck at home we're no we're no class action lawsuit against every fucking dumbass on the planet another piece of it is this particular kind of pneumonia yeah is actually listed in side effects for the Pfizer vaccine imagine that what I mean I don't want to make this a covid podcast because that's boring shit but I mean I just thought I'd bring it up because it's showing up in different channels the if the government's like already calling for like travel restrictions to China it won't be long yeah I mean I haven't heard about it because unless they make a cartoon about it or a movie about it or video game or you know you got any plans for the holidays let's see no I really don't like beyond like I'm not traveling anywhere I don't really have stuff they have just normal everyday shit I don't up a Christmas tree because I have two new cats and my old cat which I used to love the Christmas tree fucking it up I don't think Fiona has ever seen a Christmas tree and I know Loki hasn't seen a Christmas tree and I know how they react to normal shit yeah so let me put a tree shaped object with shiny ass balls and lights on it in my house I mean I'm giving it 30 seconds yeah and it will be on the fucking ground and there'll be cats running around with tinsel hanging out their ass and it's 100% I mean I was over there when you put your new dishwasher in and they were going nuts on the fucking plastic on the front yeah yeah you have to feel off like what the fuck's wrong to they're ridiculous man and each one of them has our each unique characteristic of course and Loki and Fiona being the younger two kittens if you will because I mean Loki's hell he's only a year and a half old what about New Year's though New Year's again a lot of it is dependent on Dawn's work schedule and she is taking over a high position now that's true yeah she's been living up she has been working ridiculous moving on up so yeah moving up is great but with it comes great responsibilities and yeah but that means that you would be free to maybe going a bark roll maybe and dress to the nines haha yeah so Stephen I have this idea of getting like old timey tuxedos with like coat and tails top hats canes the whole nine yards white the white bow ties white bow ties with the little like white cumber bun like big white fucking spats oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah spats on your shoes and then the little shoe hook that goes underneath it that's right to keep your pants down uh-huh yeah and then just going into random bars and ordering like old timey drinks yeah and I think that should be like a mix up I think I think we should go into fancy places that's a great and order fucked up drinks like going there be like I want to sex on the beach or like give me a dirty slider you know yeah that is weird we'd uh two of you find just blow jobs yeah yeah two of your finest and then going to like shitty like hole in the wall bars yeah and then be like let me get uh two mint jubilee's I'll have a grasshopper sack and just like watch people freak the fuck out I think that would be fantastic it would be so amazing I know Brent would be into it he's always wanted to dress up for shit yeah and I mean he may not be on vacation or out of town or camping or I think secretly Brent is a mad scientist and is creating a fucking human cyborg or something that could be I don't know I don't know Harry you have time for he does everything in his house yeah true that dude Kirk's clean does everything he's I need to calm up I need to calm up you know come over here because yeah that uh seeing your good movies lately not really anything that we haven't probably already discussed I know we talked about see soo and you guys recommended it and I saw it and it was fucking amazing I've watched it probably four or five times nice Disney just put out the Indiana Jones dial of destiny so that's one on my list that I want to sit down and actually take it's pretty good I liked it I just I don't know man watching Harrison Ford get old and shit yeah it's kind of rough kind of like but it's uh it's definitely more along the lines of like the work or are they are they it's like this is it like no it's more like this is it the done and done they had the opportunity with Shilah Buff in the last one yeah I'm super glad they didn't because like I couldn't imagine if Shilah Buff is fucking Indiana I pretend that movie doesn't exist there was some weird aspects about it that just didn't it just didn't fit like it didn't fit in the whole line of the Indiana Jones shit yeah so this newer one is a lot more like the first three nice it feels like an Indiana Jones it's really cool well that that's a line at the end of the tunnel for me because I was super worried that it was gonna cut a fall into that like dirt dirt you know even the title had me through a little bit like the diamond destiny right saw the Pope's exorcist we've seen now the Pope's exorcist that's the one with Russell Crow yeah I have not seen it the closest thing that I've seen to that is I think it's called the exorcism of God I haven't seen it and it's I don't think it's like a really high popularity movie it's kind of like one of those movies that was released probably you know instantaneous digital cool as shit really like it's about this priest who does this exorcist or exorcism right and during the exorcism like basically just and it's of course like this beautiful girl who's you know you know she's a woman that's right possessed and he calls the demon into himself and then rapes the girl what then they like fast forward like 16 18 years and they show this like crazy hut and it's like I don't know it's spanking here on Mexico or something but they have this one door at the very end what the show they open door and they go inside and there's this young girl she looks to be about 18 off her nut like fucking you could tell she's got some kind of extra inside of her right so it's his daughter oh yeah yeah like so he this girl and I guess he got rid of the demon somehow right probably went into the baby I'm guessing is how the whole thing worked oh man so 18 years later he meets the girl from the original exorcism which would be the baby mama right as a priest it was just it's a weird circle and then they have this like epic spiritual battle at the end it's like the demon is in this girl and she's got the priest all tied down and like you know expelled your god from your heart you know like trying to force him to expel God it was weird but it's all calm the exorcism of God okay how much of that yeah it was pretty dope and again it falls under one of those just fly by night movies that you wouldn't really think about watching but then when you watch it you're like dude why haven't I watched this before I feel you so the Pope's exorcist was cool because it was based on father and more who was a real dude really yeah he was like the Vatican's premier exorcist from like 1955 to like 2015 and he wrote dude wrote like 30 books and they kind of touched on it in the movie like he fought with the church in like the 80s right because they were like yo we're gonna get rid of all the exorcists because I thought like I was gonna say I thought during that period because they're like it's too real and scary for the people that go to these churches do you think that demons are real so we can't like let them be truthful about shit it's crazy so I started looking into the dude and he did like 130,000 exorcisms he said only about 3% of those were what he would consider like possessions like hell gate possession yeah like dark entities and crazy shit yeah like there was actually like a dark presence there he said most people just needed help metal probably yeah mostly metal help and you know he would pray with him and you know just try to help them be normal yeah and one of the most interesting things I read when looking into him was he said one time when he was actually speaking to a demon right the demon told him that hell didn't exist until humans created it what yeah the demon was like yeah God hadn't even considered creating hell until people made it up made it up like we wanted a place for torment for our misdeeds so it's kind of like a self proclamation of yeah I've got to attend for my sins one way the other if I don't do it on this earth then I need to do it when I die and go to hell yeah like so on some level everybody realizes that they're doing the wrong thing Wow just kind of crazy I mean out of the number you just gave of exorcisms that he had done right just a third of that number still like a little staggering it's not even a third 3% or 3% yeah it was like it was still quite a few that's that's enough to be concerned like yeah and it's funny too because he said a lot of those were actually like what you might call like a mid-level boss in a video game nice you know obviously not the big boss but he said like a lot of them were mid-level demons that like wanted to come at him in particular really because because all the the non-possession exorcisms he did mm-hmm apparently we're pissing off all the like minions like all the lower level like hey you should be lazy or hey why don't you eat that extra piece of cake yeah he was like pissing off all the lower level demons like and we can't do our job because this motherfuckers out here praying for all these people to just like not be fat and lazy Wow and so like the mid-level dudes would be like all right I'm gonna possess this guy so that father Amherst shows up and I'll be like yo back the fuck off by the way hell didn't exist before humans but also that was from a demon so it's probably a lie yeah could be that's why I'm glad I'm Norse pagan because we don't right you know we have drawers like drawers or a thing what are joggers a lot of times they're operating video games but in oh like in Skyrim yeah in the myth it's actually basically like a zombie pretty much that it's a spirit that possesses its own dead body and guards and hordes over gold and riches that's pretty sick yeah like so that's like a legit belief in the Norse pagan practice and there's other shit like you know of course you got all like the weird children of Loki Fenrir your man gunder hella yeah it's a whole different hierarchy yeah it's weird it's it's kind of neat though being my past is what it is with the Roman Catholic faith being brought up with that idea and the stories and stuff and then learning all the new stuff and being on this path like and we talked about it for like the comparisons and stuff you know we're coming into the Christmas season which means I'm coming into my Yule season true 12 days you know and everything's kind of like the same but different right you know your bloody Christian stole a lot of our leaves I mean really excuse me Catholicism is probably the closest to Norse pagan then most of like Christian ideas yeah mostly because of the I mean it's it's almost polytheistic really because of all the saints and shit yep and I've done it I've sat down and like compared story for story you know and like you did your own like third grade quiz where you like a draw a line from this one to this one right and this one Jesus on a cross ode on a tree spear inside spear inside hey look it's a lot to be said for ideology in general yeah can I can I share with you a new conspiracy that I was not aware of fuck yeah started just shift gears like no whatever that's what we do I didn't know this was even a conspiracy but apparently a retired CIA agent named John homestead came out and said that hip up in the 90s well late 80s early 90s particularly gangster rap was a CIA operation really and people like NWA dr. Dre JZ and Kanye were funded by the CIA to so descent basically to make white people not like black people more right and to make our African Americans and to make African American youth want to be more rebellious which kind of makes sense because they were involved in like the counterculture movement in the 60s like the black panthers black panthers I don't know about panthers no more I learned about two pocks mom I don't know that that was a government thing wouldn't come all Harrison black panther no Michelle Obama Michael Obama Mike you ever seen the video man where he's like dancing and you see like a like something's moving down that's like a swing hunk hunk that's one of my favorite experiences like so weird I mean I don't think she's a dude but it would be hilarious if she was right also the first transverse like dude that would give them so much fucking gas pedal at that point that's the biggest thing rock dude honestly that fact is the biggest reason why I call bullshit on Michelle Obama being a dude because I'm like she would be trotted out as the Democrat yeah candidate for sure absolutely if they're like actually she was trans this whole time here is your new queen yeah everybody lose their shit they chop heads off and fucking the Senate Congress everybody would just be decapitated and they would be like oh we're going back to a hierarchy of kings and queens and here you have both yeah you're your transgender president like they would definitely throw that out there dude in this climate yeah it is kind of that's why I'm like when people like yeah she's a dude I'm like I don't think so because they would be definitely point if she's not out dude then she's out pranking motherfuckers pretty good like going in there with a ding dong like a little fake one it did look little I mean I've been around enough sound equipment to know that it was probably a mic pack yeah there was probably a mic pack in her pants like oh it fell loose oh yeah it was probably my back yeah so it fell off while she was dancing and went to the front it would definitely look like yep okay I'll buy that for a dollar I mean that movie oh let's see it's they live no again I'll buy that for a dollar I thought for dollar was that it wasn't falling down no what was it fuck did a lot you're coming with me a Robocop yeah I remember going to TV remember what it was from now buy that for an dollar yeah you I use it I thought it was they live my use of movie comments on the daily is ridiculous yeah I mean we all do they had they had walkie talkies yesterday the very first fucking thing I did was like murder I'm coming for you and it's like everybody's like what the fuck are you talking about I'm like oh my god you guys yeah don't watch your movies you know what that's wrong I watch first blood and the first half of the second one the other night do you know about the alternate ending of the first one no there is actually an alternate ending that follows the book what yes it's fucking crazy what happens Rambo gets his fucking brain shot out no shit yeah he he's like the part where he's like in kind of like in Trotman's face having his breakdown yeah he put on about it for the father's he had a new but yeah in the in the alternate scene like Rambo snatches his handgun right and actually gives it back to him and he's like this is going to let's just go to end and trotman's like not going to do anything so Rambo like grabs his hand and puts it to his fucking head just like clap and claps himself yeah with them cot I mean i don't know I'm glad the fuck they didn't put that in there because that would have made 2 3 4 5 6 whatever how many were out now be impossible kind of impossible some of the last ones dude we're fucking sick like the one call Rambo, which is I don't think I saw that one dude. So it's after a recent one, right? No, the most recent one I think is called last blood set first blood.
Oh, no, the one before that he's like in Bangkok or something, right? I can't recall exactly where but it's like really a high big energy bad time for everybody and shit. Dude, it is so fucking gory. Like really yeah, man, he crashed his own knife.
Of course, and it's like this big chopper and like he's cutting motherfuckers arms off and shit. Damn, there's one scene where there's a vehicle mounted. I want to say like a 30 or a 50 full auto. Oh, and I saw that.
Oh, he's just mowing motherfuckers. Half legs were flying off. I was like, your dick would have to get hard if you were behind a fucking gun that fucking big just rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, a 50 cow machine. Absolutely.
For odd nut right there. I'd be like, yeah, I mean, you'd never hear again. No, yeah, exactly. And last blood was different.
I liked it. But it like, he brought the fight to himself on that one. Like he almost got fucking off. He's got like a surrogate daughter or something, you know, like this kid that he's raising and she goes to find her real dad in Mexico, right?
And like a cartel finds her and they end up fucking dope in her up and doing all kind of evil shit to her. And she dies. And Rainbow's like, Oh, fuck this. So he goes looking for her and answers.
Right? Cartel finds him. They fuck his ass up. So he gets healed up and then he goes back and he like, before he leaves, he gives them a little calling card, he like, takes her number two guy cuts his fucking head off and stakes the head at their fucking compounds, the word shit, basically gives them the address of the farm that he lives on, then they show up and then all hell breaks loose because he's so out there, he's done Doug like rat holes of like tunnels all through his property, like he could run miles underground.
And of course, there's booby traps. I just assume your house is exactly exactly. Just you got my bedroom and it's not carpet. It's not a bug.
You just pull it up and it's a doorway, then it goes into my tunnels to the bunkers. Yeah, but you mean you forget, especially after not seeing those movies for a while, like, man, young slide was the man. He was he was holy shit, he was the man. And you think he's a fucking dummy.
And then you hear shit like he wrote Rocky and want an Oscar for writing Rocky, you're like, motherfucker, like he's super smart. Like, but it's that cast typing like, oh, yeah, just put in that role of like, Oh, you're a big dumb boxer. Oh, you're a stupid wop. You're a fucking machine gun man killing motherfucker.
You're a porno star. Yeah. What was that movie called? The Italian style.
I think Dolly Parton was in it as well. I think. Oh, shit, really? Here's a here's a game show or a movie quiz for you.
He was in a movie with let me see, David Carradine. Okay. And I want to say, I won't put that part into it, but it involved cars. And that's all you get.
David Carradine. It's an old movie and who? And it involved cars and had the rest of the one and they've remade the movie. I'll give it to you that way.
They also remade the movie with Jason Statham. It's not Cobra. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Death Race 2000.
Oh, death race. Have you ever seen death race 2000? Like the original? I don't know that I have.
So like, you know, we're gonna line it. So rest of our still and I want to say he was a machine gun. I don't be watching that this afternoon. Dress like a fucking cowboy.
I'm fucking in drove a car that not seen this cow skin on it and a big fucking knife on the front of the car. How have I not seen this shit? You know, when people are joking around and I see people cross the road and they're like, yeah, that's where that move that came from. Yeah, because like the movie itself is super fucked up.
Like they're like, Oh, it's time for the annual death race and they're like, Oh, okay, they're pulling up by the nursing home. And there's people like ordinarily is pushing old people out in wheelchairs and like, running them over. Oh my God. Yeah, you have to watch the movie.
How about that? It's in the movie. It's ridiculous. And David Carradine plays a fucking Frankenstein.
Oh, nice. Yeah. And he's got like a fucked up face, but he's like got a black leather. It looks like a kimp suit.
Like he looks like a gimp. And he's got this black face thing that he wears when he's not like hanging out. I mean, I was already in when you said that there was a death race I haven't seen. Yeah, dude, it's fucking in all the cars are outrageous.
Like I said, the one slides in cow skin paint job with a knife that's probably I don't know 15 20 foot long on the front and they just ride around like in their scenes where like people they don't slide it up over top of the blade. Yeah, I'm looking that up and watching it today. Do it. It's like hilarious, but it's fucked up because just like the fact that they're pushing people out in the fucking street like a cold herd hell yeah.
And I mean, I like what they did with the Jason Statham like when they made that. Oh, it's really good. And then they switched it up made like two, three, then there's one in fucking Africa. There's one with some other dude.
I don't know if I'm saying or not. I'm pretty much in for anything Statham does. Yeah. Yeah.
Except for that one. It was like Will of man. Yeah, something like that. Way was like man of war.
He was a security guard. Yeah. Yeah, that was weird. Man, like that's fast, dude.
Like it went the whole movie. He didn't do shit. And then the last 20 minutes it was like yeah, the last 20 minutes he fucking wrecked it and I'm like, it was not worth all this other shit. Yeah.
And the story was so dissolved that like, and I guess that's part of the way the movie was made, but you had no fucking idea why or what or what was going on until the very end. It's like they would show you glimpses of this happening, this happening, this happening. And then but finally at the end, they're like, Oh, now I understand why he wants to kill everybody. One with a little bit more story ever see redemption.
Redemption. It's with a Muwaz Kowska. And she like works at like a homeless shelter or something. No, it's a really good one.
It's a little more story driven, but also bad ass. Well, I mean, I'll be awesome. Like transporter. When he kicks those fucking bicycle pedals off and is like skating on the oil, I'm like, who is that fucking bad ass Jason?
Like, absolutely. Just it brought new levels to kick an ass. Yeah. And I think he escapes the fucking chair.
Yeah, we're like flips over in the fucking chair and he's got his hands on. He's doing it. So good. Man, I might have to watch that also.
Anyway, what else you got? I don't know. I think we did it. What?
Number one podcast in the world. Number one, a hundred years. We're going to do it. Live forever.
A hundred years. Speaking of Rick and Morgan. Sorry about the wind down. But you know, it's the end of the season.
Anybody's been listening for a while and knows that end of the year, they become a little more sporadic. Everybody gets a little busier. Yeah, sorry about that. We had a little break, which is fine.
Sometimes, you know, as entertainers, we need to recharge. I was my villa and the Alps being rubbed by big tidded blonde haired women being smacked by Ross and all branches. All branches. I ding down right next to my butthole.
I always wanted to go to one of those places. Yeah. Where they like, where they like beat the shit out of you. Yeah, my luck it would be like a fair puke in there like, whack, whack.
Yeah, it's like steam the birch branches. Yeah, like that. And now we are going to put hot lava rocks in your hiding order. What the fuck are you doing?
Good call back. But they always show you like hot bitches doing it like I could get over it at that point. Like I'm I've had enough ass opens in my life. I could do that.
Yeah, if you're gonna let some like 20 year old Asians wearing, you know, pretty much whatever. I'm thinking slap the shit out of me. I'm not so much Asian, but like a Norwegian like, sauna, nice hot steam. And then they have two doors and Dan and I go, I don't know why I said Asian.
I mean, any 20 year old chick beating the shit out of me, I'm gonna be happy. I'm down. But again, my luck, I mean, they could be like top roping me elbow in the back and be like, yes, thank you. Can I have another?
Yeah, two doors. Dan takes a I have to tip these bitches. That's all I really want to know. Dan got the two hot chicks and I've got the heavy set fucking mold with hair going out.
The only part that sketches me out like how much do I need to tip these bitches so that the Russian gangster handlers don't come beat the show. They would get just a tip. They don't know. Anyway, we love you guys.
Yes, we do. And we're glad to be back and talking to you. We love you. Love you.
I have a good time. Love you Dan. I love you. See you.
All right. Peace. Peace. Forever.