Welcome to Lifera Brown Brent. I'm Steve and I'm Dan. Hey guys. How you been good man.
How are you doing great? Good man. How are you it's a beautiful day outside just kidding ready? Yes, I really I'll get this one with you guys It's a great day.
No, don't you mean up to you Steve? I did a little touch-up banger What was that on the tiger piece that I did? Oh the hand yeah I dropped some white in added some extra orange but like little whisker dots in it because like I love it when it's after It's healed because all the pressure is off. You don't have to worry about outlines You don't have to worry about staying in the lines now.
All the extra coloring and detailing exactly. That's a that's Odin's blood Oh, and blood's how to yeah if you're in the job Hit him up Regional prices very reasonable prices great work. I like you I do it for free man You're your protocols that you give people as far as like care and healing are fucking amazing Yeah, it's important It really is like the way that you tell people take care shit like I think the colors come out better the heal faster after care is Probably the second most important thing after the initial sanitization and having a clean and sanitary workspace Right, like I'm not trying to do an ad for your business anything But I just think it's cool that you do it I mean if you don't inform people then when they call you and they're like oh bro my my whole tattoo Just made a big huge scab and peeled off in one peel It's like well, did you try putting motion on it? Did you use anything?
Well, I have like a proprietary mix that my boy used on his tattoo and it's just a mixture of some stuff that I put together He said that was the best lotion. He's ever used on a tattoo. Oh sure Yeah, you told me you guys Lotions and oils a lot of your acid I can never have pieces of his beard and puts it in there. I can never have tattoo gun I just would get bored start tattooing myself all the time This is all the practice land Nice yeah, I can't I wouldn't support that no more Right man, what did you say you had going on?
I've just been doing yard work and I went to play top golf for the first time That's really fun. I don't you're not a golfer. No golfer But it's fun to just hit balls and try to hitch stuff. I thought it was kind of dumb though like somebody suggested that for like a company party No, it'd be really well.
No one is to me people well and alcohol We all know where alcohol women and children dude because you know our office do they're gonna bring their wives Yeah, you know fucking 19 kids and it's gonna be a disaster. Well, that's why I text Greg last night. I was like hey, you know, y'all Thursday after work drinks. You just need to top golf Yeah, I mean that would be fun.
Yeah, exactly for like a few guys to go play some great Great still does like the Thursday night drinks apparently I didn't know cuz no one ever lets me know anything Yeah, we go every Thursday. I'm like I'm gonna crash it one night you watch I just thought you know bringing a bunch of families together to hit golf balls. It would be a bad idea Yeah, but it's fun. Is it weird with the tears like do you feel like you're up super high?
No because I'm like two stories Aren't you kind of afraid? Yeah, but there's enough room out in front of you're not It is That's go though. There's next That's right. I bro insane insane like birds are gonna have to go out there and peel seagulls out of it shit Not gonna lie though.
I was kind of annoyed of about where they put it and Knockin down all the fucking trees. I'm gonna sell you some really tear down this whole section of trees and right now It's just like a mud hit oh you're talking about the end of Berlin G. Yeah the Berlin T expansion That's gonna go all the way to Orangeburg Road. Yeah, but it's just like man.
You just turn all these trees I just like fuck it. Let's mow down. I mean, I'm not a tree hugger. I'm not like out there I'm not changing myself to a tree, but I have a belief that you know eventually we're gonna run out of trees and It's not gonna be good Why not start using properties that have?
500 dilapidated buildings on it care those down and use that and there's been plenty of proof like scientific proof like adding a lane to Interstate increases traffic. Yeah, it does so making more roads It's just causing more traffic because more people are like I can drive there. Yeah, have you guys ever watched? Forest clearing though.
I've watched some of the equipment used for tree clearing come out when like grabs it cuts it I'm talking like you know the pros that can clear an acre in no time. It's pretty impressive No, it's depressing like I'm not a tree hugger either man But I'm a lunch break one day on a job the lot next where I was working was getting cleared and it was probably Two to three acres and they cleared that bitch in an hour cheese and for some reason while I was standing there I just got this like overwhelming sadness just watching all these like ancient organisms just getting fucking gah One after another I'm like fuck this is way sadder than I thought it would that just make me have to breathe harder now I'll just take off like two acres of my oxygen supply I mean the question is is it natural because humans are natural right so everything we do natural technically are we yeah But also, you know The natural order of things is we're on the top we want well I mean I mean pretty much that is the case but compared to nature though. We're pretty cool Like everybody gets been out of shape like vegans especially we could be way worse. Yeah, well nature is worse Oh, yeah, like the whole idea is to destroy another life so that you can keep living That's just the way things work.
I mean to kind of kind of quote Dr. Malcolm like when you were asking yourself If you could do it did you ask yourself if you should do it? Yeah, exactly I mean it was not gonna eat it gonna not eat a deer because it's like oh that's the last deer Well, it's gonna be like hungry fuck those deer. Yeah, fuck those deer.
Yeah, you guys ever watch alone. Yes. Yeah Yeah, I feel like I can do it every time. Everybody gets dude.
There's actually one season. Do you watch the show? I've never I've never watched it I've seen videos of people that have been on it that do like survival series now like there was one dude that like built a House out of rocks and ended up winning a season and Terry and I actually called him Steve We're like fucking go Steve because it just seemed like the kind of dude that you would be out there like fuck this woodhouse I'm gonna rock house. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna kill a musk ox with a knife.
That's what the motherfucker did really yes nice Geez, I mean drop and have a trees on deers with not Right has been privy to my camping style and it's like we uh we went hiking in the what was it the To a little gorge to a little gorge Tennessee and and we're all like kind of going over our stuff and it's like everybody's pulling out These little knives and like I got my knife I'm like Pulled out like a foot and a half long knife. I'm like I got my knife and everybody's like gee. How did I not see that coming? Yeah, I got my cookery bitch.
Yeah, it was good times. Hey, uh, so it's kind of a broad topic But yeah, I thought we talked about Star Wars so you know winning our little challenge during the cartoon episode I decided to do a Star Wars episode because I mean who doesn't like Star Wars? Like Star Trek. Oh, yeah, those might be the only two of the only Star Wars fucking nerds They make Star Wars nerds look like fucking cool guys Super nerds although I gotta say man the original series is the shit Star Trek.
Yeah, I mean and as our conversation progresses I'll discuss that because like I think that's where my love for Star Wars came from is the fact that like my parents Being older watched the Star Trek series and that's kind of what pushed my mom later on in life It was like when Star Wars came out in what 77? Yeah, what you were like, I was no I was seven no No in all trueness. I went to the drive-in when that first came out no 1977 I seen like the original you know No one was expecting I'm sure what it was when it firstly everyone was probably like what the fuck we it was so funny And it's amazing. I remember so vividly there was a a movie they always had two movies And they always had like kind of the same plot or you know mindset Right the first movie was I can't remember the name that'll be on the stars And the main character was John boy Walton the guy who played John boy I've seen that movie and his ship had like huge kits and he's flying around and it was so insane and after that movie It was like suddenly Star Wars and it blew it out of the world well I think it's probably a culmination of the the fashion fascination with space like it's pretty easy to see in media Ever since the moon landing.
Yeah, like that suddenly everything became about space. Yeah, the space race kind of like yeah And there were like TV shows, you know like Lost in Space freaking Original star Galactica all kinds of shit and then you know that crazy Children's students Lucas decided to do some cool shit. I mean a space opera who would have thought right? You know, it's kind of cool When I was thinking about doing this episode, you know the first thing said on this podcast was a Star Wars joke was it?
Yeah, was it? You go and I just pulled it from the audio that I didn't know I don't think we even included that in the first episode But while we were talking he said do you think they recorded a death scene for and I'm like who you said Princess Leia? I'm like, isn't it called the Force Awakens Yeah, and I mean obviously spoiler warnings. We're gonna talk about everything to all of it.
Yeah, if you haven't seen Star Wars too bad Yes, I mean if you have it you might want to check it out like go down to your blog For real when I met my wife that was one of the things that I'm like all right This might be it's a I went to a dorm room for the first time and she had a fucking Chewbacca poster on the wall And I'm like hell yeah, I'm in love Have you guys ever done that like judge to be a criteria that has to be met? Yeah, like especially when I was younger when all there was was the first three movies Yeah, if somebody was like I don't like Star Wars or I haven't seen stars I'm like right off the rip. We're not gonna be friends. Yeah, right off the rift There's a lot of work to space movie like I'm not gonna talk to you anymore fuck off or my least favorite Oh, I don't like sci-fi like fuck you man sci-fi has gotten such a broad range like well and Star Wars isn't sci-fi really it's a fucking It's an American institution man.
I feel like Star Trek is more like engineers like Star Trek It's less fantasy and more like yeah There's a lot of there's a lot of you know It's not nuances in Star Trek with the you know transporter beams and Mike Like I have sort of like I like work. They just do fuck off basically like you know Knights of the old times turning I think it turned into that I think it got a lot nerdier like the original series of Star Trek was Kind of badass. Well, it's kind of like monster of the week like every week It was a new planet with a new scenario. Oh, yeah, and then there's always the red shirts.
Yeah, the red shirts have to die first They're getting yanked out right off the roof. I think that's even a bit on family guy where they're like, okay I'm gonna take Captain Kirk Spock Scotty and Ensign Ricky Sorry Ricky Ricky's like Terry and I was laughing with my wife Terry and I always laugh about on the original show You know how they have like the little warnings in the top left of the screen. Oh, yeah, it always says sex fear Sex fear. Yeah sex comma.
Oh, I thought it was the two warnings. I thought it was one warning like What Star Trek first are right? Yeah, and we're like, maybe a great thanks Captain Kirk for that sex warning. We got a great band name What's your name?
Sex fear chase so like what draws y'all to Star Wars? Like is it the high adventure man and the unknown or is it like? I'll be honest with you again having the advantage I guess of seeing the very first prime cut There's no addition. There's nothing George Lucas hadn't tweaked anything yet.
It was a real problem. He had it was like It was raw it was raw and it was so it was just the adventure of it because you had There was a romance level obviously which was a little fucked up because that was a sister but Yeah, like Luke was just a farm boy And he's like it kind of what I love how like in the original three like the first up So he's wearing white and he's wearing gray and then he's wearing black is kind of like you see his transition and like the color is close kind of Indicator like where he's at yeah, he's seen some shit. Yeah, yeah, I've seen things. I lost my hand I mean for me, you know sci-fi was definitely cool As a kid and I think I think it was like some cousins or something had that had him on VHS before I'd ever really Seen them.
Yep. I didn't see any of them in theater I don't think I mean I hate how they keep adding Lucas keeps messing with them like adding up the CGI explosions and then the part where like Like the outlets walking and shit like yeah, to be fair that shit was so Yeah, it was re-released because I did see those in the theater and the first two it was exciting like everybody was like Oh look he added this and that and explosions were like the explosions were cool and the sound was obviously improved and It was a little weird seemed like a do-back song tattooing But I think he kind of wanted that in the original but couldn't physically do it right but then that was tough Right once it got to Jedi I was fucking pissed like they totally fucked up the the scene in Jabba's Palace They like totally changed like the singer the singer Yeah, that was weird because they added like a whole thing a singer and they fucked up the Ewoks song at the end They actually did like some jokes on it where they had like a little sock puppet. Have you ever seen those videos? No It's um they're showing the video They're showing like the job is palisine the old son.
It's like this sock puppet guy pop stuff And he's like oh Palace and stuff and this is like it's kind of a kick in the nuts saying okay enough is enough Don't keep adding shit to it like I mean that canteena music is like it is like you hear it You know, oh all the Star Wars music is very oh, yeah, it's like you hear a like three notes I know what that is exactly oh I hear queers coming on Right I thought about doing that I thought about playing everybody's theme and seeing if you're a large They're called like You guys just kind of a flashback the last episode the quiz at the end of the cartoon episode for us was amazing I loved it. Yeah, I had you fuckers up until the 90s. Yeah, the 90s one again. I was like, yeah, if we have video We could definitely do like what's this character?
Yeah Like Pokemon just like little shapes. Yeah, just a shadow. Who's this like I'm sure you guys know the and I've just always called Ensnake head guy in in job as palace. I don't know his fucking name.
Yeah, you know his name They actually and I'm trying to remember they gave his name they do in Well, I mean obviously the toy had his name on it No, when I got the original like again That was the benefit of maybe being older than you guys I had the dopest set of all the action figures I had a little like Darth Vader case and open it up and have my course You have to have Luke Skywalker with a lightsaber built into the army just push the arm up and it's like ying You remember the the the blue fucking Obi-Wan Yeah, it goes yeah, it was like that No, my buddy had like friend of mine was like super into the figures and you had to like send away like fucking box tops Or you had to like cut off 300 bucks a serial. Yeah, you know way 500 pounds, but I got this cool ghost Obi-Wan Yeah, it was like a clear blue Obi-Wan. You could get like if you send away a bunch of shit. No shit It's probably worth it for you now like my brother Have you seen have you seen the original figures in a while?
They're way shittier than you know So not like there's no detail. It's just like Chewbacca was just like brown with some black lines and some eyes He had his bandolier on and his little gun that you stuck in a hand I was one of the you watch village. I was something that she was all that yeah I think because I was younger like you watch for like the coolest thing ever Yeah, I don't know if that's a younger thing But I think it is probably because it came out later and it was something that you could associate with yeah Yeah, you were a little older than us So do the uox bother you because that's like a thing that I'm gonna be scared I'm gonna start adults a lot of adults at the time apparently didn't like it like the e-woks the more you watch it I feel like the more they kind of grow on you like it's you're you're watching it and I thought it was awesome Yeah, so somebody that's seen the Star Wars, you know on and on and on When you see the e-woks is kind of like what the fuck and then when you realize it's like oh cool It's just a whole nother race their little you know they make bad-ass traps and they're on their planet They're not like out in the solar. It's just kind of ran across one and and you saying that it's funny because that's the way I feel like they introduce things in the later movies.
It's kind of like oh, I'm just walking along and oh look Here's somebody that's important to the storyline. I think that's why like the generation behind us Like really likes the prequels a lot more than we do. They're all shit The first one not bad the first one is my least favorite really really yeah over three over three Yeah, three is my favorite of the prequels. I just don't like Christian Hayden Center whatever is Christian.
Yeah. Yeah Yeah, he's very wooden it wasn't bad What killed me again is like the introduction like I would take e-woks Handover fist all day long over fucking Jar Jar beings. Yeah, man But it was like yeah, they added you introduced the stupidest fucking character we can have you heard of all like the fan theory the whole fan He's already like Yeah, he's almost like a drunk man. I was gonna bring that up.
I fell boom. I killed all these robots I think that would been dope and well and that conspiracy didn't come out until he was an actual like holding a senator's position Yes, he was the one that was like okay. I vote that we turn the Senate control over to puppeteen. Yeah, I personally I think that fan theory holds some water because Do we ever really get no an answer an answer for black the man is this yeah, right is the what is the fan of minutes and personally?
I think that's the man That's the reason why Clone Wars kind of sucked because I think that might have been Lucas's original idea and everybody hated Jar Jar so much He fucking rewrote it. Yeah, I remember shortly after high school after the prequels that come out the new movies The what he calls something like a three after said the prequel it was the post school the post school hadn't come out the sequel trilogy Yeah, anyways the last three I come out and like I remember reading online like the whole like this is what the next three You're gonna be about it was like, you know when Luke got his hand cut off someone got his hand and cloned him What and they were supposed to be like a skywalker clone that was like an evil skywalker Yeah, there's like a whole like someone had basically run synopsis about all the moves of sure that brings up a good point and Marvel does it and now Lucas and Star Wars that whole franchise does it too. There are these many prime examples like demand allorian Things since the original three The hut or not that Bad batch that batch the cartoon you have the clone wars cartoon all of that is really good It's really really good well all of that has become canon into understanding what's going on in the later films And I'm just like I don't feel like I have to I don't want to watch like a whole mini series to understand what's going on I'm moving that's a good point. I lost it in the last three.
That's a good point They did they did sort of do like a marble thing and have like a star wars cinematic universe Are you guys familiar at all with the books? Well, and yeah, that's another thing the bikes clouded up so bad. No, I actually Think the books were a better way to go Darth Raven or even what is it? Well, there's There's thron who was fucking awesome.
So he's like he's like a general that was still around after so pretend like the What was it? 789 pretend like 789 don't exist okay, and they kept writing stories that were supposedly you know cannon based off six after they first Yeah, yeah, he's body and Luke and Lee and then empires collapsing and this is you rogue agents out there Jedi Academy and yeah Everything is way different But the new villain is this dude named thron and he was a general in the Empire who wasn't killed and like is rising to power He's fucking dope dude in the books. He's like a diabolical fucking villain and like goes to some plant like crazy planet and finds this Some sort of tree dwelling animal that you can like wear around your neck and it like negates Jedi powers and shit It's a really fucking that's that condom It's really good story and see the new movies just like completely negated any books written all of them Yeah, and it's just like wait what and I don't want to turn this into a fucking hate fast either I mean we're the new three basically not like the original three. They're like almost like a mirror image of it But it's the same storyline for the first one force wakens I mean I kind of don't hate J.
J. J. Rims from for you know, basically I mean if you look at the force wakens, it's basically like a carbon copy of a new hope yeah, yeah It's exactly the same. Yeah, that was my problem There was a lot of fans service, but it was fairly well put together and they didn't stray too far from the original story and everything But then the last two they just like threw everything out the window like fucking force healing fucking Palpatine comes back and like There's all that weird shit all these new force things that you've never seen anywhere else like how come Vader wasn't doing He's a shit right or Palpatine.
Yeah, it's it's a lot like or like a fucking the Jedi ghosts being able to do shit Yeah, like like Yoda fucking like brings lightning somehow burns down the school with the books in it It's like it was definitely felt like it was try hard Like let's let's show some more Star Wars in there and maybe get everybody on board the newer generation I'm glad they didn't do what I think everyone thought they were gonna do was gonna make what was the girl's name, right? Ray was gonna be like oh well She's like the bastard kid of Luke or some shit like that instead. It was just like no your parents were no ones nobody's Well, she was a pop team. What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was I don't know some weird third cousin. Yeah, let's be real How the fuck did Palpatine have sex with anyone like and why did they bring Palpatine back? It's ours. Just like a hillbell story like there are a bunch of cousin fuckers Pop team's my daddy uncle.
I'm not like I'm not loving being sarcastic how snorke or snorke snorke Snorke was last week snorke fella How they're like he's the new bad guy and then like he said like two seconds and it's like oh no He wasn't anyone no he was a DNA clone from Palpatine that was fucked up Really? Yes, that's what he was that was an actual extension of Palpatine because there was they made yeah, apparently when Palpatine got all Whatever fucked up unalived he was taken to the dark force Jedi planet. I don't know all the names of the planets and shit Yeah, no stoma fire plan. She was like so many times and then because of his ability in the force His spirit was able to jump from body to body to body to body to finally get back to this planet where his Disciples cloned him created his body again, which is what you see all hooked up to the machine So zombie Palpatine, but exactly man It's like come on bro, and that's what kind of annoys me with the thing like I mean here's the thing I wasn't even that great of a villain like no I almost fucked him up Yeah, like he could have been they could have just made a new villain and made it way better And they just chose to be like everyone was out scene, right?
Yeah, that's why I was kind of blown away Like I didn't know about the books until the last couple years and friend of mine in Indiana was like dude Check out these audio books not only are the stories cool But the dude that reads them actually kind of does the voices okay, bro like Leia is kind of weird because it's a dude going like hey But he's got fucking this he's got Lando Luke and Han like down like they're pretty good You can find him on YouTube if you just researched like you know the so I guess real quick Is there anything you have missed like did y'all watch the solo movie? Have you seen the solo movie? It was how do you feel about that? I don't know man.
I kind of enjoyed it. It was bad one great It was better than better than the new movie. Yeah, for me personally I try to find you know at least a little bit of good in a movie like I'm all about the action and you know When they when they start doing silly shit, that's when I'm just kind of like okay. I'll just you know I'll go along with that, but how'd you feel about?
What's his name is it cool over? Yeah? His what his Lando is okay? Yeah, I mean it wasn't bad and I mean that part of it It's good to kind of get that backstory.
Yeah, but again, sometimes it feels like it's really just try hard Let's let's put it out here for the fans right and see what bites and what doesn't bite and then I mean a way better story than Palpatine To be honest with you talking about the books would have been and this is unbeknownst to me until like the other day There was a Jedi Sith Ewok what yes when Luke had his Training yeah, there was an Ewok that presented itself with you know many chlorons and right There's Luke trained him to be a guy and then he turned to the dark side He went back to end door and his other Ewok for getting fucked up by shit. I mean He went crazy. He like just started killing everybody. Do you guys ever see those Yeah, those kitty movies bow for absolutely they were horrible.
They had a random monster We I made Terry watch them the other day Well, not I didn't watch the second one because the first one was painful enough But there's actually two of those you come at the Christmas specials not the Christmas special well There was one Christmas special and then it was a grand grandpa you like miniseries. Yeah It was TV miniseries and I had this little girl with you know Yeah, I thought that was a Christmas special. Maybe I'm a cindola was her name. Yeah, I forget the brother's name But yeah, they were like stranded on end door and they're like some creepy bad guys with Like melted like zombie faces and for some reason had like a normal human witch with them Yeah, I only saw that because this dude that used to live with my grandmother and tried to well I actually did like swindle all over money way from her.
He recorded it off television for us So we had all we had all the fucking commercials in there It's fucking awesome, and you know what it's still funny to my brother and I on those commercials You remember what's his name Jason Alexander from Seinfeld? Yeah, fucking George. There was an old McDLT commercial Mack tonight. No, not mag tonight But it was a McDLT like hot side hot cool I cool and it was like a whole fucking dance number and I fucking George from Seinfeld is like singing and dancing to McDonald's I mean it made sense hilarious I thought all your tomato and lettuce on this side your hand me burger on this side The only thing I didn't like about that was they put the cheese on the cold side I think that shit would have been a fucking success if they would have had them melted cheese on the hot side to I don't know what you're all talking about I actually was working at McDonald's was a you remember the old phone containers?
Yeah, so half of us cold half it was Yeah, so that your like vegetables like your tomato lettuce and whatever like wouldn't get all soggy and weird and hot Yeah, so then where we took it You just like smash it together and you had a fucking fresh tasting sandwich So instead of like the styrofoam that big max and everything else came in your styrofoam for footprint Yeah, like two separate dinners it was a top and bottom and you're like I said I worked at McDonald's when they came out which is I like those big all breakfast things they used to have like pancakes. They're pretty good. Yeah, they're fucking big breakfast Yeah, oh, yeah, dude. I mean like old people eat those.
Yeah, because they're delicious and old people get a fuck That would be Terry's family. They still do that shit really do they still make that big breakfast? I don't know, but they still go to McDonald's in Rochester, Indiana and sit there with coffee in for like three hours unbelievable McDonald's had Star Wars glasses. I believe it was yes The big there's so many collector items for Star Wars like I have a few like micro machine Star Wars Micro machines are that guy have a little with the triangle shape the battle Star Destroyer yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to go to like a Conble got some sometimes people don't have some land so often auction off the Man this am watch rest shouldn't You've been in somebody's house and they have like like commemorative cups like up on the wall and shit like plates Yeah, yeah, I got my tie fighter plates my chicken nuggy plate Yeah, so everything being canon is crazy.
You have to watch the Mandalorian you have to watch the book of fat Keep up with everything a couple book of fat comic books Yeah, it's book book both that is basically like Mandalorian 2.5. Yeah, it's like when they first Announced it because I was I was a huge Mandalorian fan and I mean obviously the Mandalorian produced probably the most collected item on the Planet right now, which is little baby. Oh baby. Oh, it's not baby.
Yo, man. Grogu. Whatever. What's his real name?
Grogu Grogu. Grogu. No, he's gonna remember that shit. Oh my girlfriend.
I'm not even shit new, bro And I got the whole top of her dresser is nothing but like a fucking shrine to people love that show me people love everywhere We've got the fucking pops little stuffed animal. I mean, he is pretty fucking adorable Yeah, I mean I like I do like how they're like others It's like a rare species like so Yoda was like a rare like one-off species who like battle like oh is that the thing? Yeah, so they don't know what yeah, that's why they wanted to get the baby because they're like what even is this? All we know is it's really strong with the force and according to the show like he has these little flashbacks and in the flashbacks, it's actually when Young Darth Vader goes in and kills all the younglings at the Jedi temple He's actually seeing that so that implies that he was at the Jedi temple being trained as a young Padawan Man, yeah, he gets trained at Luke's school, right?
No, no the last when it picks up with him They all the Mandalorian his job is to go pick him up and deliver him to the bad guys right? But that doesn't baby Like you're taking to Luke at some point that is correct. I'm sorry. You're right and he doesn't but he doesn't stay there very well He's right there for a short amount of time.
He's a man of loney drops on because I'm sure it looks like You're already more powerful than me. So you can go so was I totally alone in Being totally obsessed with Carrie Fisher as a kid. Oh, dude. Is it just me?
She's great. I'm good man That's just right up and and I mean she was kind of a dope person anyway I mean oh, yeah, she's like in real life is a cool person one or excuse me It would be what four and five right? She was great when we turn the Jedi came out and she was busting that like bikini Oh, man, that was like that was it. That was the done done I mean I didn't realize till I was older that in New Hope She was not wearing a bra that whole time.
Oh, you didn't know that you can see her I mean, I didn't know that as a kid and you know, it's funny is George Lucas actually told her like there's no underwear in space Like brilliant George good job everybody out there just free balling it Yeah, it's crazy. I mean we all wanted to own a lightsaber at some point right or still do I still want I mean everybody does I feel like we might have done this on another episode But I'm gonna do it again. We tried to come up with a scenario where it would be more badass than having a lightsaber I don't think there is one like like with no force powers You just own a lightsaber working fucking Star Wars lightsaber defying all physics. Yeah lightsaber Would you rather have one of those or lightsaber?
Oh, sorry. Right? Exactly the question because I mean he says like something cool like a lightsaber battleaxe. I'll take that so a Blaster completely legit and I'll say working because like you have everything you need ninja Like I'm talking like like a ninja head to toe with the stars I'm talking like you're in the shape that you need to be you have you have like all the fucking I'm a man shit.
You have like fucking smoke bombs. You might even know some yeah your snake eyes Or storm shadow. I'd rather have been unexperienced lightsaber wielder and cut my own I was just kind of like spin the lightsaber around it I'm talking like you can scale buildings with like a thing out of the utility belt You can like just the physique alone I mean can you throw away the physique? Yeah, but like a fucking legit ninja that can fight has throwing stars Katana's all that shit Like the most badass ninja you can think of or you own a lightsaber and you're just you yourself I think Brent might have just or damn might have just came up with the next great movie ever like fucking ninja Jedi I Instead of fucking like they have these little fucking lightsaber ninja stars and numb chucks that are just like yin-yin I mean got you bitch isn't that kind of what nailed it for most people including me as a kid like they have fucking laser swords Yeah, they have laser swords.
Yeah, do you notice how like more vigorous and energetic the sword bites were from like the first three movies Then you go into the actual first three movies like the fight scenes were so like like doing clips and shit Jumping around Darth Maul's like doing crazy shit bouncing off walls. He's got the double sided Yeah, four six yeah four six like stand together and you Well, I so formal yes, I think that's they're older people by now I think that's the true the thing that everybody wanted and it was kind of overdone I was just thinking about this today like why are the other movies so shitty aside from hidden Christians and Who I liked call? Series killer No, wait, is it serious killer franchise killer franchise killer? That's better And it's because they they take they take the action too seriously so part of the appeal of the original series And I'm sure a lot of it is because of constraints due to budget or just what they were able to do special effects wise but a lot of the thing that makes the original series so endearing is the character development and the fact that they didn't Overuse the lightsabers or the force or you know all the cool shit They kind of just sprinkled in there and you're like oh shit he can do that Yeah, and and so then your imagination runs wild you're like okay Well, if you can do that then you can fucking jump off buildings He can like pull walls towards him you can do all kinds of crazy shit But the movie doesn't the original movies didn't dwell on that because they're like they don't do it unless they have to and then as the movies Progress they're like we need to ramp this fucking action up right because that's what people want to see listen Yoda jump into it flips.
Yeah. Yeah, and the new ones. Hey, let's have him just stop all the blasters. Just thinking about it Was the like Jedi killer the robot I can't grieve us.
Yeah, greevus. Yeah. All right, so they there's another character I had no idea when I first watched that movie like who the fuck is this? Yeah, yeah Like it was just kind of like general grievous.
Yeah, but they never played his back story exactly like how he become like Yeah, and he just decided to keep his lungs because he likes my considerate And now I've got eight lights a Like fucking seriously can't be all real that yeah Palm all and killed 18 Jedi. I just love smoking weeds. I don't want to give up these human lungs Got to keep them things going. Yeah, but that and that's what I'm saying with the furthest after the original movies They introduced too many characters just too many characters and they changed they just changed the way things worked too much I was was what me and a lot of people had an issue with like like the whole thing with Kylo and Ray Yeah, where they can like see each other kind of and like past things like telepathically through space and time Yeah, and it was kind of like the first connection that Luke had with his dad But they had to be within a certain proximity and it wasn't like maybe more so I could sit there and talk each other Hey dad, what's up?
I mean I find what's the black guy's name? Oh Finn Finn that was a much more interesting story than right I think they Was like I think they thought they're doing wrong. Yeah, I think that was fucking crowd-sourced honestly Yeah, that fucked that up because it feels like I would have much rather watch a movie about him and his experience going from like From the dark side to the light side really even though it's not force base. It's more of like oh, we're doing bad shit I'm I the bad guy.
I'm sorry guys. Yeah, I'm much. Yeah, whatever open to beer. Yeah, we're drinking beer So big deal I feel like the first movie they kind of like built him up as he was going to be like a force user Yeah, they kind of alluded to like you Yeah, dude, and that was probably no I think that the first time a non-jedi person grabbed a lightsaber was when Han Solo grabbed it Yes, cut open the tantan so yeah And that freaked me out because I'm like no they can use them But the thing is like they're not they're more likely gonna hurt themselves because it takes such skill and like focus And there's a dangerous weapon like you're gonna cut your own fucking leg off like if I have no lights ever I'd be missing digits at least No, yeah, I see you lost the ear this week dude I'm like super do a string as long as I had a few times didn't work out too well Dude, isn't that a fucking great rig and more yep, son, right?
Right, we're like so dropping it Yeah, how did you drop a lightsaber straight down and then it's like going to the center of the earth But it's totally true though like it's made of well, it's one of those plasma question grabbers What would happen if you did drop a lightsaber straight down? We see like I can't remember I think episode two maybe where they stick it in the door open It kind of takes a second to start melting the door which is kind of more realistic than like chop through anything Yeah, kind of I mean, yeah, I don't know I'd be a thing with speed and like accuracy dude They're swinging it they're chopping robots arms and heads off the chip Have you seen like a Disney like in some of their at Disney World some of their events the new lights are using that like look like Like sabers actually coming on off. Yeah, man. I want to do that Disney resort so bad.
Yeah Super expensive our online friend latte. He just went there and did that and he said it was so fucking well done He said there were there were chicks crying In the fucking thing so did he go to the like they have a resort there Well, you're you go in and it's like I think he went to the resort He did the lightsaber experience so I want to go to the resort You're basically staying on a starship. They say it's super dope. It's like so immersive It's like oh no, you'll never see earth while you're here and they say that you can like pick a side You can go on missions while you're staying at a hotel like seems super fun Yeah, he was telling me about the the the lights everything and so you're on to between paper crystal Yeah, make your own and like before you pick your crystal There's like you know some dude in a cloak that like comes up to you And he's like come over here I heard you're interested in a lightsaber and he like takes you off to some like secret cave and he like pulls out these drawers with like Different lightsaber parts.
He's like, you know, choose, you know What do you think you know represents you or whatever and then you pick and then you pick your crystal depending on like whatever you want? I think it's like a random color. You don't know what color you're getting to open it No, you pick your pick your head like you built it's like a build your own I thought it was like a build your own, but then like the crystals kind of like a gotcha machine type Like you can pick the base the handle the Kyber crystal. Yeah, and then like there's one part of it I think where like Yoda comes out and he's like yeah Yeah, it's perfectly in tune with your lightsaber.
You must do this Yeah, and it's like this is your responsibility and you like floats down from the white and shit But this part was kind of cool So he picks is so he picked a red crystal right and they start the whole little ceremony building shit thing and His wasn't working and it was like it just wasn't broken Yeah, and so he was broken and so he like picks it back to the dude and they're like, oh, okay Well, yeah, come on come on back here And he said like one of the actors in the scene like some chick just like in like a fucking robe comes out of nowhere It was like do you know who else's crystal was broken? Correct this is a sign and then like Right, so immersive man. Yeah, he said it was like they're like playing like the music It's swelling moments and there's all kinds of fog and effects and they really make you feel like this is some Important shit. Yeah, to the point where two women in the group were actually like crying when she was happening Dude, I mean, yeah, I think it's like three to four to bucks to build your life It's just under 300.
Yeah, it's totally worth it Why the videos of like people that bring their little kids and they go up and meet Darth Vader and they start like bow into the dark Yeah, dude, that's just looks like I'm like Hey, this little kid's a little bit after the starchers walk about talking shit. Hey, get out the way get out the way What's your code there was one I saw this guy had a prosthetic leg and they walked up to him and they're like show us your code and he like flipped his leg up and The stormtroopers like that'll do and it's what no and his leg his leg actually looked like a stormtrooper leg I got had the plate white plates on the outside of it I mean, I was that that is one thing Disney does that is like that like the immersive. Yeah fucking Disney magic dude That is that's the Disney magic. He was telling me about One ride I can't remember the name of it was like Rebel assault something like that and at one point during the ride There's literally like 30 Real actor stormtroopers that come out like in the fucking ride They're like marching and they're like ch ch ch ch like fucking right in your face There's real people in the stormtrooper outfits in your fucking face.
He's like holy shit That would do it for me dude Like I would be I went to Disney when I was like in my 30s I guess and they had some Star Wars. I mean I've got a picture of me. I'm like yeah Forest motorbike But they weren't where they are now. No, that's why I'm like I know I need to go to you Man trip man trip to Disney stay at the resort He was saying that like you know how like universal and you know a lot of theme parks have like sections Like simulator type rides.
Yeah, like where the 3d glasses and shit. He said the shit they're doing at Disney now for the Star Wars exhibit It's like 3d no glasses 3d no glasses. Yeah, he was like they got the fucking technology down so good They're like everything. It looks real as fuck and then you mix that in with like the actual real actors everywhere It sounds really cool.
Yeah, actually watched the documentary the other day about Disney's fast-pass thing Like the whole like waiting line and like how's it affected? It's pretty much like it hasn't really changed much like the whole fast-pass It just made people who come without the fast-pass they just wait longer. That's the only difference and some I mean honestly sometimes The fast-pass people wait longer. Yeah, it just depends on it at Disney and Universal Like the people that are supposed to get through the line faster so many more of those people by the tickets right well They're a line ends up being longer well Usually they say it's usually like five fast-pass per one standby care person to get on the ride and then when he gets backed up They'll move it like 50 fast-pass to one standby That's how backed up they get where it's like damn you're just you're just waiting there You watch 50 people go you'd be like, oh what the fuck so I'm just gonna ask this question if you could be any Star Wars character Who would you be?
I mean like it be anyone or who's my favorite? I mean we can two phase it like who's your favorite and who would you want to be? I mean I would love to be a smuggler right? I mean who doesn't want to be on who doesn't want to be on dude I mean that's the girl and he's badass.
I hate it, but I like Chewbacca bro. Yeah, it's just Oh, he don't have to talk. He just yells some shit shoots his little bro. It's pretty awesome.
Oh god is what had the Bocos yeah, it was so and it was so much more powerful than any other like oh, yeah Yeah, dude. That was one thing that I thought was kind of wack in Force wakens yeah was when on takes to his bo casters like I like this thing I'm like seriously these guys have been rolling together for like 50 years never shot it once day although also, that's one of my favorite parts of fucking Empire's right back. It might be my favorite movie Snow it's hot cloud city when those big ad-ats or there's so much fucking emotion going on in that movie But that scene where you know Lando supposedly vitre's them and he like fucking people you like Han immediately shoots him Which is right but then he just like holds up his hand is like beep beep beep beep It just blocks the blaster with his hand and then goes soup that shit's mine. Oh How's always been immediately like shoot ask questions later on all there's I know that's like a cold line, right?
Oh, so gangster. I love you. I know I know I know I'm the shit I Mean space you don't know I mean Also, those like definitely the top like if I what I mean again like to be able to use force powers like yeah I mean I think I kind of identified a lot with Luke as a kid. Yeah, because your sister Now they're like you know like the kid won't go out and do more and like your friends are already gone I know I deal like you were meant to be more.
Yeah, like you want to get out you want to get away from your parents You want to get away all my friends are joining the reveal my friends are doing cool shit Why am I stuck here doing you know, but the bomb Luke yeah, well if all your friends join her jump off a bridge Would you if all your friends for force joke themselves would you yeah? I was doing it and I was kind of shitty to because I mean Luke's not technically related right like to uncle Owen is his His dad's so son. No, I'll go on is well his dad didn't have so his so Anakin's mom Right was a slave He has no dad because he was like Jesus basically force more for anakin's mom hooked up with another dude And that's where uncle Owen. Yes, right so so he's like a half uncle.
Yeah She was so do you really think it would be cool like if you're fucking Dropping your kid with your half uncle that he grew up there. He didn't know any difference I mean he dropped out there as a baby. No, I'm saying if you're uncle Owen Oh, yeah, you're like who the fuck is this like oh you mean the entire empire's gonna come out for me Here's the part of the family. I didn't know fucking at all Yeah, you're just gonna drop your kid off here and then you're gonna go live in a cave nearby next to the sand people Little baby sisters growing up in the lap of luxury in a palace You gave her like princess and then I'm like poor white trash trailer But I hate it's like my dad hated Sam people you put me in the sand.
I mean just you might have thought of that before you did that I Mean definitely it would be cool to be on solo But but I'm being a With a bad ass jeep pack I mean also Like I mean I'm Pilt from job. I'm like halfway there. It's gotta be like I got the tail and everything I mean if I got carried fish around Shane So if you if you were sorry scatter what would your name be if you were Jedi to That's a good question, right? I think I'll be Brent Brent Sounds like a sith name actually now Like mine would definitely have to be a sith name like stars stevious I'd have like a three three bladed frickin quick question.
No matter the answer like so are all the sis darth's I believe so Or is that more like a title with a sith? I think that's a title that goes on once you become is there something above a darth? I don't know you know I also find strange until people are yelling at their until the Talk about nerd so before the prequels even in the books all that shit the word sith had never been uttered really Yeah, so in the books it was dark Jedi The they called them sith I mean Right I mean that is the greatest I mean James Earl Jones did an amazing voice I'm amazing dude dude the guy that played Darth Vader There was so much shit behind that guy like he was pissed because his vote first off Oh, yeah by James old turns but then like just before the movie came out He just like jumps out and starts dropping spoiler bombs on everybody like oh by the way Did you know that nukis really my son and like they had to do a complete media cover up? Yeah, cuz apparently he was pissed yeah, super pissed I guess originally he was like not going to be overdubed yeah like they were gonna They were going to use his voice originally.
I'm sure you imagine a different voice that his actual voice at the end They're coming off right yeah That was well I don't know if that was the was that dubbed the same guy every time right like I don't know if the the Anakin that was inside the outfit at the end of Jedi Oh, I mean like when he took the helmet off at the end That was actual guys that was no that was still dubbed no it was a different guy all together Oh, oh yeah, I want to say it was I'm bothered by that shit too by the way what when they took his helmet off no when in the like remastered Editions that they took they took the original fucking anakin out of yeah And they put fucking Hayden Christensen in the fuck what yeah out of here man I don't want to see that piece of shit. Yeah, like why is it younger all of a sudden? That's not how this I hate you. Hey, what's I'm a force ghost enthusiast.
I know how this works And the guy rid of the Ewok you up song what oh did they yeah, why would you get rid of you up? I mean that's just like when they choose the cantina like it was quick fuck with shit that works like you don't need some No, whatever it was that they added to the cantina like I don't remember that the 3d animated character that was singing all high Pitch was like a girl. I think I think well there was that part in Travis balance. Yeah, yeah, that's I'm sorry Yeah, yeah, there was that like yeah, I just had a different thing like what why stop messing with it man If you want to make the explosions better make lights ever look better good.
That's about it I I try I really do so dudes name was David browse and he's actually played the face. Oh, yeah The actual yeah Darth Vader. Yeah, the actual the actual like visual of it. Yeah, and I'm sure his voice changed obviously Because he didn't have his let me look on you look on you my own eyes And when they killed hounds although I don't give a shit who you were who you are I almost like shit myself completely Alright, so about that specific scene when he says I know what I need to do But I don't have the strength to do it was he meant that he mean like I know I have to kill you to make him think I'm a bad guy really I'm a good guy or did he think I know I have to kill you to become a bad guy That's one of those Star Wars conundrums.
It's like you can put whatever you want Yeah, he's good. He's like oh I had to fake all that I had to come on dad just to be able to get close to this dude to kill him Yes, does anybody really believe that he wanted to destroy the Empire do you think he was just like a fucking emo kid with lots of angst? I mean at first definitely an emo kid like his temper tantrums were Ridiculous I'm gonna get my way so I'm gonna destroy a whole elevator Like I'm following your steps like did no one tell him I ate your uncle like was good at the end you dickhead Yeah, but they had to tie it together somehow like I feel like that was a thread They just kind of threw off of return to the Jedi. Let's make it so it's like a melted Darth Vader skull Yeah, but I mean the whole thing to me How did you get to helmet if he took his helmet off on the death star that got destroyed?
Well, so did you get a clown? It is kind of weird though because that means so Luke brought the outfit to end or end or the piracy Yeah, that's right. So that means someone grab it somebody would have to take it from the pyre. Yeah, so Kylo could get it So that means he walks if you watch this Missing movie Together The Jealous I love my god, I had my grandma had like a little stuff all you do It's like So Star Wars video games there's so many of them totally all the way back to Atari really there's an Atari Star Wars game It was dumb Awesome because we had a fucking 5200 right before the 2600 and we only had two games we had Pac-Man which I'm still fucking amazing it and the the wireframe you know like Perspective Wasn't 3d but it was trying to be 3d and it was totally about like trying to get to the whole Yes, oh, yeah You had literally like a circle in the middle of the screen with two four little lines and then like you said Were your blasters and then you would move the cursor around and you shoot shit It was literally the way it made me feel was like asteroids, but just like instead of asteroids They made it like yeah, you know and you could manipulate It wasn't like the gunning towers would come towards you and be blasting you'd have to shoot the towers And you have to shoot other tie fighters and shit like it was pretty fun The first Star Wars game I remember is for the Super NES and it was like I think it was one of the I think Jedi returns I was the one with the game like yeah Yeah, you know, it's obviously 2d you're running along and you have to like jump over star like this and yeah And stuff like that and I just remember how difficult I mean I think all the super hands are so hard I downloaded one second one is especially for my PlayStation 4 and I think it might be the one you're talking about like you start off And you're just like running through the desert and stuff that just pops out and there was one part of it And I think that's where I'm stuck at literally and it's an older game and I'm playing it now It's like a Java.
Yes, that is it. That's why I got a second level and I'm like, all right I've only played two levels of this game. I guess that's the end of it and then I was make that At some point you're driving the car right and you can like run over the job. Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm over it.
I know I didn't download a newer one is like something Jedi's and Yeah, they had the Jedi order games which were great, but the Super Nintendo games you're talking about I Literally have in the next room. Do you? Yeah, it seems like we have something to do after you and they're also super fucking hard Yeah, the first one's not so bad Actually, I think I only have I think I have Empire and Jedi they must be Empire's not so bad Jedi is fucking impossible and you're totally right like the part in Tatooine where you have to like it past the Jawas and you're like jumping over pits and then there's like flamethowers and stuff and you're just like this is Possible that is the one you're dying you're like all the way at the bottom You're like I just all the way to start over again, but after those I didn't really play any Star Wars games until The Nintendo 64 mozzled 64. What was it called?
It was called a shadow the emperor. Oh, I never played that The Empire no no I do remember pod racer pod racer. See I played the MMO the old Republic the old Republic public No, no, just the old republic. Oh the older public.
Yeah, which was like the MMO verse nicely the old republic was like the RPG Yeah, I'm gonna put one that's over put two there's just be remaking those because those were apparently like great games Yeah, jedi Academy was another great one the arcade always had like a cool Star Wars like It would move and you've actually felt like you were like Flying through space and blind brother. I still talk about it And it's a rare arcade cabinet to find but there's one that has like a stick in the middle and It goes through so many dope scenes. Yeah, there's like the speed erase There's definitely some shit in the next wing in the X-Wing, but also with that stick There's a scene where you're like fighting Vader with that stick and that's your fucking lightsaber. Oh, dude It is fucking dope almost every arcade we ever went to they were usually broken because like everyone's people played the fuck out of it They had like one we found you it was working and we played it for like six hours They had a plug-and-play game where it came with what looked like the training orb and you plug it into your TV And you literally were standing in your living room like if those old technology, but it was You literally could like lightsaber fight and I can remember my roommate and I just standing in the living and it's like We just going crazy with it.
I mean the best Star Wars game that right is Force Unleashed right dude Those games were amazing such a cool idea to because star killer star killer. Yeah Vader's secret apprentice Yes, God this game is nice. That was like the whole concept of like he was really truly wanting to overthrow the Emperor the whole time Which dude I don't know if you guys have read any of the Vader comics. No, I try not to read I try not to read a lot of pictures.
Yeah, this is a comic On YouTube they have motion comics. Yes, so it's somebody who's animated the comics And then they did like the sounds and the voiceovers and it kind of goes from like picture picture But then there's like a little bit of motion just in each frame fuck dude It's so good like the if you just look up like Darth Vader motion comics on YouTube There's a whole they do the whole series all completely voice acted with like Star Wars sounds and everything It's really fun. Have you seen any of the like crossover stuff where they have One I saw recently was like Batman versus Darth Vader. No, no aliens versus Darth Vader It's so weird and it's remember we were talking earlier like if you could be anything like it puts it in perspective like all right You are a your Darth Vader now you have to deal with not a ninja but yet to deal with an alien or you have to deal with Batman Or remember Soul Caliber like yeah came out and like the Xbox version had Yoda and the other version Later, yeah, that was a cool last game.
It's only evolved better good cross over Yeah, the one the most recent one I think is last one they made as a girl. Yeah from the Witcher you can play with and he's super Overbound and the chicks like a totally of all cuz now like their boobs now Have you played the Jedi order the newer ones those are pretty good. They're almost like a darsals like each enemy is like a really A challenge to write with the big spider fallen order fallen order. That's what it's gonna Yeah, like next month or something.
Yeah, the VR versions of the Star Wars games are pretty fun too I know I'm the one with the VR but it's super exciting like fucking fight with lightsaber and VR I would be afraid that my house would be like I Did like the it was like and you guys may have already mentioned it But the all multiplayer games where it was like just one huge multiplayer platform. Yeah, that was the the old Republic Okay, where you could be you could be a bounty hunter you could be a smuggler right? Yeah, I see it upgrade yourself as you go through speaking of I didn't know like I'd always heard about Jedi Academy. I didn't realize that was a massive multiplayer.
Yeah, I didn't either and it's it's all Jedi's Mm-hmm And now the graphics at this point are pretty fucking dated but if you look at videos of it like it was an online multiplayer of just Jedi's everybody's like everybody's fucking around around with late sabers like fighting each other and shit. It looks fucking awesome Yeah, I mean that multiplayer MMOs nowadays. I just I can't get into them like I used to be able to just too much It's too much like you got me doing 15 things. There's 500 different I'm gonna massive multiplayer online.
Okay. That's a multi online role playing in my RPG. Oh, yeah If you say the whole thing like a weirdo But no, I was a bounty hunter I played the shoot out that game like when it first came out. It was really fun I feel like we have the same problem with Star Wars as we did with cartoons like just too much cover There's days worth of information that could talk about there's so many I mean we haven't even talked about C3P0 and R2D.
Yeah, which how amazing that guy tall skinny guy concrete leaf of every show You know in the fact that they were there at the beginning and there at the end Yeah, I mean they went through all nine episodes C3P0 was there and R2 Well, not just 3PO, but I mean could anything in the whole universe have gone down without R2D2 He's kind of like the fucking linchpin of yeah fucking serious and honestly you're you are 100% right like he could Have an injury when Luke went away and like he he was with Anakin at the very beginning Anakin built he helped me. I mean you're my only hope what's so good one. You're my only hope Like that shit would have never happened without R2. Yeah, he would have got a note and like what does this note?
Again the other part was the fact they like in the first original, you know four five six it was You know, he didn't really you know, he could roll and talk and project images in the show a lot doors in the movies afterwards He's like shocking people and shocking people and like flying and I'm like where was all this shit when you know Just think about how cool that would have been to have in the first two movies You're too deep to just blow it in there and have you ever watched I know Star Wars with it? You feel like you can start understanding are you right? I know what he's saying like like a scene on the on job as a skiff or whatever. Yeah in return the Jedi where He beeps and I didn't say that and three feels like what are you doing here?
And I swear it sounds like it's just beeps and bloops, but I swear our two sounds like I'm serving drinks. What does it look like? You may have watched way too much. Yeah, it's possible So one of my I guess top scenes would have to be when solo is in the Death Star and they come over the radio and they're like hey Hey, what's going on up there?
Okay, how are you weapons malfunction? Everything's fine here, and then it just stands back and blasted. He's like alright. We're done This intelligent banter.
We're just gonna blast the control panel. Yeah, what was your favorite scene in any of the movies? I definitely that one. I just said definitely that one.
How about you that or the trash compactor? Yeah? I was leaning on the trash compactor. I was like bit.
I mean, that's a great thing too many though Like me personally and it still gets me like a little juice up watching it It's a scene in Jedi where he's hiding from his dad by the emperor underneath steps Yeah, I don't need a step. She's like I will not fight you and he's like I will make you put Well, then maybe I'll go after your fucking sister. How about that? She's like Fucking comes out of the shadow like Like a great scene dude.
Well, I just Battled on in the background. It's like oh The fucking fighting shit. Oh, and that's one of my favorite scenes in any movie pop a team with his like your friends We'll die, you know He's just like given that creepy dialogue talking about man. This is a fully functional Death Star and I was old enough at the time For that to be like super impactful as a kid.
I was like there's so much stress going on right now Like I like they're not gonna make it yeah, I tried to like force my kid in a Star Wars So like what you like four five I was like watching the original news with her and like we would be in her would go back between the scene and Darth Vader and Luke When it's like I am like oh, we want ever told me about what we want ever told you about your father when that movie You told me you kill them out. I am and they busted that line out. It's like holy like my blown like what every Star Wars fan just kind of like What the yeah, that's what my parents said like cuz I wasn't old enough obviously at the time I think it was like two Because what was Empire like 1980 80 here one 84 no the first one I think I was like eighty one eighty two. Yeah, but the very I was eighty three or eighty four But very first one was 77 so just it was 76 or 77.
Okay, but yeah, then yeah, then like they said when Empire came out like that's all Anybody would talk about oh my god. That's his father should Big fucking deal culturally and I mean I mean that line alone like oh we want ever told you about your father You told me you kill him Luke. I am your father No huge man fuck you're like oh fuck yeah Yeah, the back of the bag you're finding your like kind of dad I was like come join me on the dog side And that's probably why I had so much trouble on dagger or what was Dagobah or yeah, I go by with you know dealing with his feelings like conflicted fear the only one on dig about when Luke bus out is like like ration kit or whatever am I the only one I wanted to eat whatever Yeah, the little sticks wicks is in there. I'm like I want one of those fucking things give me one look like a Pop-tart stick.
Have you seen where people take the scene from that day by like remixed into a song with Yoda singing? Oh the single song. Yes. No Clara's bro, it's so good.
Oh fuck yeah, that scene in the swamp when I was good fuck me up Oh, yeah, I mean it's scary it was scary like when he goes into the tree and like then all of a sudden There's any cuts out off and it's ham and you're like what? They're like trying to tell you like it's actually yeah I'm tripping out your blood man, but there's just there's too much talk about sorry man. Yeah, you got the ships I mean favorite ship X-wing Yeah, obviously I mean you got a wings X wings Y wings B wings this late one is pretty dope. You have the You have a fish it was it the slave one or I think it was a slave one.
It's a slave something. Oh, but a fat ship. Yeah, but then in the Mandalorian he had a repurposed trooper transport. Yeah, clone transport.
Okay. That's why I wasn't registered because it was pre Basically, you know pre-empaired. Yeah, right? That's why they were like what could you imagine like real life?
I mean I guess that's kind of what Hitler was trying to right? I mean like like the Empire rose up. Yeah, it matches kind of Dictators that have tried to but it just imagine like I was like the empire is in charge. It doesn't seem very Dictators and Nazi like with with the Empire stormtroopers and I mean literally they were called the SS troopers like yeah Or like in one of the newer movies with a new order.
Yeah, and that really someone who's like Oh, now like raise the right hand and that screams like okay And there's like really dark scenes like when they execute order 66 and he's like oh I start killing all the Jedi's and he goes in there and fucking all the little kids like what are you doing here? It's like what the fuck dude. I thought that was shit if you have an Alexa at home. Tell your Alexa to execute order 66 It's amazing.
She'll go as you wish master and it's like wait a minute. I'm not a clone trooper It's funny as hell everyone's around just be like Alexa execute order 66 speaking of Bea vet in rewatching the Clone Wars episode two All the clones were based on Django vid. Yeah, did you remember that? Yeah, I didn't remember that I'm because I'm both a little kid That's the only one that he kind of pulled out of the clone pool and used his own teaching Yeah, and maybe basically Bea vet was his kid that he was raised but was actually a clone of himself right?
Yeah, but they didn't do any programming to him. Yeah, he's more like a racing person one without any programming It's like come on dad getting the ship. I'll be right there. So I'm not gonna kill this Jedi first Yeah, man, a large dope.
That's a great show pretty pretty fantastic Universal. Oh, yeah, everybody's gonna be talking about it for who doesn't want to ride a rank or Dude the rank or yeah I was in the book about the fact like at the very final scene though like because doesn't somebody like give him a rank or yeah One of the huts gave him a rank or because he actually moved into job of the huts old palace And obviously Luke had already killed the original rank or right and uh somebody comes up and just like yeah This is the rank or pits and blah blah blah blah and hell yeah, let's be real like I know we talked about maybe doing lord But how awesome would it be for a Mandalorian version of shadow of war? Oh, yeah with the whole nemesis system Oh like you could face out or the nemesis and where someone beat you then all of a sudden they rank up and did you play the like a star wars version of? Yes, okay.
Yeah, I should I played a shadow of mortar. Yes where you can like phase out like be a spirit and then Real dude. I really did you really get a influence if you could have like some sort of force thing and like so your force was actually You're going into force goes or something. I don't know they could do anything.
I love the nemesis burger I wish they would come out another game. I'm with exactly a mid core Metric Cool idea because The powerhouse itself correct, but they don't really know why my economy is in the cell. Hmm. So is that what it's kind of based on?
That's why yeah, I think so like like there's a it is the powerhouse of the cell But like the cells kind of don't need that in our bodies and so I think I'm maybe this is just because they didn't know at the time Yeah, what my kind of yeah did I thought that was kind of cool that they chose that as like okay. Well your midi chlorines Counter what in the blood which yourselves more powerful than Because why I mean so the Jedi is a belief like a religion, right and they More midi chlorons which a physical part of you right makes you closer to that so what was you know if you look at it in that aspect is like Yeah, psychology I don't know shit. Here we go. We're gonna get emails from don't or both and Anybody ever try to make a shit with me man.
Yeah, absolutely Everyone has tried. Yeah, everybody has like fucking sound about style like Just move this long enough and it will move did everybody decide to do that like in class. Yes Have you had a dream like when you use board and you just like I'm gonna stare at my pencil I mean have you ever had a dream where you're like thinking you weren't dreaming obviously and then like you do it You're like oh my god and then like you slowly realize you're dreaming, but you like have the powers of the Jedi I don't think so. No, that'd be fun.
No I think we're having like powers and dream. Yeah, my dream is always what I do something like oh, I'm dreaming in like this No, no, no, it's like oh now I'm starting a nightmare. Oh, yeah Yeah, I can't wake up really yeah, I'm sure like I scream my sleep brain has a week. Oh my god I don't think so it's like it's only when I know I'm dreaming and like my brain immediately goes.
Okay. Well, I guess I was gonna be chasing you now Oh, it's like I know I'm dreaming I can't like go like I can't control it I actually had a dream one time and I was really big into archery and stuff and it was like something was going on And I'm like I almost put a bow in the corner. Yeah To help use against whatever was going on in my dream It's so weird and like I don't again. This is your subconscious mind It was a remembered dream or remembered thought but it was just like why did I why was I able to just drop that in there?
So either I was fucking really high or something I think you talk about the first episode though. Um with you on the eye my sleep walking, but what is it? Call yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be I don't know subconscious mind. I mean it's amazing next time be a Jedi or sith whatever I Ask to reject it has traveled the hunt Saturday and pizza so if you could pick an alignment where do you think you would fall?
I would definitely be on the Rebel side rebel side. Yeah, I would be a good guy fighting for you know freedom. Oh, yeah Everyone wants to be the hero. I met force wise.
I'm not okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. You want specifics I bet um That's tough isn't it?
It is tough because like because Jedi seems like an obvious choice, but but dark side has so many like cool things Yeah, you think of it like what your personality is in real life and you're like I would probably be dark side I'm just gonna pull the trigger and say I would probably be on the dark side only because My mental the way I am right now. Mm-hmm. Am I yearning for knowledge? Right?
I would learn so much and then I do like I gotta learn more. Yeah, you want to learn? I'm gonna learn how to make people come back to life like that's forbidden Not yet. So I feel like definitely dark side.
Yeah, that does seem like the easier answer. Mm-hmm I mean everyone's to be the hero, but everyone's the knowledge to right? But like if you use your actual personality right now, like I think no offense. I think you would sell I think you would be a piece of shit No, I think you just go for like I'm gonna be a good guy.
Yeah, you know and you would lock yourself in those constraints. I think I think I think in the middle. Yeah, I know he would be I think I'd be like I think I'd be a Jedi but then like I have a little closet full of Dark so okay These are not sift chains and whips. These are not the books you're looking for Those aren't lightsabers.
They require batteries. Yeah, I'd be like listen. I'm a Jedi, but I'm gonna keep all the dark information I'm gonna keep it safe from all the other Jedi's in my closet. This is my dark Lord's strapper on prayer I mean I feel like I'd be a Jedi, but I would also like be showing people why the dark side wasn't my bad Yes, like listen like look you can be safe with it I think you just don't kill anybody.
Okay, so there's therein itself is the lesson that you learn from the whole premise of it too much of Anything is bad. Yeah, so if you think about it a dark sift, right is basically a Jedi But just wants more wants more he wants more knowledge wants more willing kind of wants to be an easy path to yeah Well, given into anger. Yeah, I mean hate is way easier to hate than it is to like Yeah, that's true. Very true.
So there's like lessons in Star Wars. He would have funked it I mean, I don't know how we went through this all without mentioning space balls at all But like how many parodies may the far speed went you know, I mean that's gotta be like that's one of the classics right Like one of the most classic parodies of a movie are falling and they mixed so many they had aliens They had planned at the age we need to come the desert. He has the giant cake. I come then Then the black guards are out there with a pic When you made like a MERS jokes could make blazing saddles this day I said the sheriff is a ding Just just like pull up blazing saddles sometime and just watch the first 15 minutes.
Yeah, and one you'll be dying laughing But do you'll realize none of it could be a said right now. No, you know, I mean I was like dude almost shoot I eventually want this podcast to be monetized. So I won't repeat it Yeah, it's a it's a sad state of affairs where we where we were and where we are now agreed So man Star Wars is like an epic. I mean all of us apparently love it.
I mean it is a Stable man. I mean media wise. It's a staple right. I mean, it's one of those things.
It's really around Yeah, I thought by now we would have all that cool stuff like at least lion speeders I mean, that's like like parents in the 60s. Where's my fucking flying car? Yeah, exactly There actually is a dude on YouTube that like kind of made a lightsaber. You ever seen that?
Yes There's a whole team people that work on it. Yeah plasma based Doer because that's what we want. I mean here's the thing they're like I mean we see it with Star Trek right? I mean the flip phone the communicators like a cell phone That's like there's lots of that happen in Star Trek that became real life and everyone's like no fuck them do Star Wars Man living down the street talking about like big slug man frogs fucking having rank-or monsters in the basement I think that was awesome man.
I love Star Wars and anytime you want to talk about it. We could do it again because there's more I mean, that's literally we just surface shit Time Lifer pot at gmail calm I'd say we haven't received an email I would love to hear these guys talk about blah blah blah and then we'll say hey listen So such rotus and they say we should talk about this and we did yeah You say that in the Ideas and we'll just give you our opinions next week next week. We're talking about lamps. So if you got something better We're not gonna do that.
No, we're not talking about lamps although I did read an interesting now. I'm just Will be discussing lamp shades anyway Love you guys. Yeah, thanks for listening. I'm Brett.
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