Welcome back to live forever. I'm Dan and I'm Steve. I know you all miss me. We did miss you dude Well, I say we but Brent's not talking about the listeners What's happening brother?
Dude, so it's actually good now. It's been a week Last Sunday I hurt myself eating Cheerios Okay, yeah definitely like a story like I could see if you said like eating great nuts or like have you ever ate great Yeah, like have you ever ate great nuts without milk? Yes. Yes.
It's been ideal. It's terrible for your teeth. Well, it's just sawdust So please regale me with your tail of Cheerio. So I'm you know injury big surprise on a Sunday morning a little bit Little fuzzy are we a little bit hung over and you know sometimes you're just like I need to get something in me Going through the cabinets box of Cheerios.
We have milk, which is weird. We never have milk everything's aligning fuck Yeah, I'm gonna throw on some X-men cartoons yes from the 90s eat some Cheerios Start mowing that shit down and apparently I didn't want to stop breathing long enough I'm sorry stop eating long enough to breathe and I suck one of those motherfuckers down into my lungs Oh my god, I have and I'm already like, you know, you don't need to kind of plop down on the couch and you like pinch your diaphragm Yeah, a little bit like you know, like I'm not really yeah, like I'm not really in a good spot Kind of sideways like half on a pillow and half crunched over. Yeah, and I start coughing It feels like I gave myself a fucking hernia do you in your rib cage? Yeah on my left side It was like like it felt like a pop it was like a and I was like, uh, what the fuck was that?
So now you have disrupted rib cage and a Cheerio launched in your neck. Oh My god, wouldn't that be great if it was stuck in there and it like started whistling every time I talk right? Now there was nothing stuck in there, but I really was terrified that I gave myself a hernia and you know quick Google search I'm like wait a minute aren't hernias only in like your lower abdomen for the most part. Yeah, like your stomach or something like Okay, okay cool punches out.
So you don't realize how often so not just coughing Blow your nose Heart boop laughing hard poop also dude like somebody's jabbing. Oh fucking bayonet up under my ribs So all week long I'm having to like hold my side when I'm doing anything like that that is probably it's just like a thin Line of a muscle that goes across it's part of like you ever know it's called. It's like screens. It's like your lowest something easiest Or no your traps are on top, but yes, but yeah, that's like the worst Muscle pool ever because it definitely like when you breathe you feel it move you feel it It's just there and it feels like it's never going away.
Yeah. I mean that was Big reason I didn't want to do the show last week really yeah, cuz I was so uncomfortable dude the rest of the day It was super painful. Oh, that's the day it never got better and I'm like fucking all right So that's like life saver candies talk about trying to inhale a frickin cereal I've been there that's right because you know, you know, I think that was probably one of my worst child experiences Especially because I can remember so vividly now my grandmother She was diabetic so she always had like this hard solid butterscotch came out and there was this yeah So we would get you know, hey, let me have one my mom and she would give us one and I choked on one and my uncle was at the house And he literally I'm just like sitting there Grabs me runs me into the bathroom grabs me by my legs. It has me upside down over the toilet just like Punching back, you know, obviously I expelled said, you know destroy just hung you upside down.
Yeah, I'm like You didn't have to like predator me over the toilet like try to skin me like he's running your pockets like shaking you Give me that lunch money. Oh, man. Yeah, it was brutal. I even sat in Bonus tip for anybody out there that doesn't know this pharmacist Go to just as much schooling as a doctor.
Oh, yeah, they are doctors But they chose probably wisely to use that degree to make a lot of money for just counting pills Yeah, I mean they make solutions and whatever But if you approach them correctly stroke their ego a little bit they will give you loads of medical advice for free. Yep So that's what I did. I'm like, yo, I'm an idiot check this out and the dudes like Cheerios. Yep, old muscle You didn't do anything else.
I'm like cool Sweet I'll be profen little rest. Yeah, he said like a heating pad or some shit. I'm not gonna do that You know, that's all people. I'm not a pussy.
Oh my pussy's needing pads So that was exciting also Really wanted to call and tell you about this, but I mean that text you but I don't know I was fucking traumatized as shit this week, dude Oh, yeah, do we have a new trigger not a trigger, but I totally understand why Women are creeped out by dudes all the time. Okay. Now before I jump into this let me get another one of those left hand brewing company Peanut butter milks out. Yes, it's not bad.
It's really delicious. I like it I like literally try it at one time and had them order me a case of it. I have You have a three more six backs in the truck. You ever do that a peanut butter whiskey.
I have it's not bad. It's not bad It's not bad. I think it's fun for like a shot I think it would be great like to fuck around with that and like some caramel. Yeah, you like a mix up It seems like it would work well in something.
Mm-hmm. I totally agree anyway traumatized traumatization So I had a job in Columbia this week traveling north on 26 hit the rest stop Now, I'm sure you've been up and down 26 enough times So there's like there's really only like one stops like once you get one right past those like a fucking way station on the one side Yep, and it's right up right out there. Yeah, so this is 8 30 in the morning Generally pretty busy right should have known something was up when I walk in and it's fucking empty Oh, like this is weird. I guess everybody just did all their pooping earlier in the morning today So it first all it's gnarly do the little knock push thing on you know, you know, you know, yeah Kind of pushing knocking at the same time Door swings open no lock very large Completely nude old man.
Oh And I'm like whoa sorry dude Don't even really think about it I'm just like whoa, sorry dude, cuz you know your first reaction when you walk in on anybody then install is like oh shit my bad My bad, maybe there wasn't a lock, you know, whatever. No, no, I'm talking nude nude. No sure no pants nothing Nothing sitting there legs open and as I'm walking away the only thing that comes out of him is I was like, oh fucking terrifying dude. Yeah, dude.
I would go find something I would poop in the woods. I would have pooped in my truck. Yeah, my dumb ass. I start walking into the next stall and And then I'm like this is how sexual assault happens.
Yeah, and I was like oh no no no it's fucking immediately left I don't have poop that bad right mixing you see a penis slide up underneath. Oh, dude It was fucking terrifying. It was like seared into my mind Mmm. I couldn't get the sound of his voice out of my head that naked old man.
Wait for you just fucking job Yeah, just like whoa whoa just like when I leave your freeze hon and frickin like the last the Jedi Yeah, the creepy laugh. Yeah, exactly what it sounded sitting in the dark naked. Oh fuck It was somehow like he was like don't look at this baby Greasy like he had a shear like hadn't been watched a while that's like going into like a bathroom and somebody's at the year And only got their pants down like Bro, no, it's not that works at all. It's supposed to just like feel like that that would be different like I would feel like oh Maybe there's something wrong with him.
Yeah, no, this was clearly a sexual predator slash I'm a weirdo. Yeah, that is looking for somebody to have fun with did he have his like clothes in a pile on the floor or just like I Didn't get a look but there wasn't anything on the floor. Uh, so they must have been curled up behind him or I just he's just crazy enough to walk in Something new rolling. Mmm.
And I realize I probably should have stopped the attendant, but the attendant was like a maybe 26 year old black lady. Oh, yeah youngish looking small and I'm like it's probably better just not so Yeah, cuz then she's gonna go in and get freaked out So the best I did was there's an older black gentleman on his way in. I was like bro Don't use the second stall. I'm a little too stay away, bro Guys, what you mean?
I'm like there's a weirdo. Don't go in there That's a FAF fucking moment. Yeah, like hopefully you just gotta you know do a P because fuck if we can out man Like it made me want to like be physically ill for like the next hour. Oh, I'm sure couldn't get out of it worried about like The hit your type movie is this guy following me riding down the road in an old Ford pickup naked.
Yeah, right touching himself as he's driving Come here Dan. We're coming back. We have some unfinished business. It seems like I'm like No, I'm in the back.
Honestly, I wanted to go back and fuck with him, but I'm like no, don't don't do that. Just get out of here. Oh So that's where I'm like I wish I was like a dipper like I wish that I'd dip tobacco So I could take a cup in and just dump it on him. Oh Of course, he probably like it.
Yeah, you got any more that good poop juice? So nasty sorry to make it gross, but it was what terrifying and does sound like it would have terrified me and like you I would have probably Took a step back regrouped and then thought how can I fuck with this guy? Yeah, that was my next thought it was kind of funny that told my brother about it and he was like hey man consider yourself lucky I'm like why? He's like well, some people go their whole life not knowing if they're into that shit and you found out right?
We can mark this one off of my Not into weird truckers in resthouse Got it not into a random fat naked guys sitting on toilets. Oh fuck. What was your don't even like give me a plumpkin Dude, I had to fight that bitch right there naked or not out of put some knuckles on his face I mean if you would have done anything else I would have freaked the don't get up on my behalf sir He would have stood up out of fucking Spartan kick him in the fucking right you know our karate like a motherfucker Yes, like the Matrix download instant karate. Yeah, just all adrenaline.
You're getting elbows in the fucking teeth Yes, I can reach him my uh my urinal Bathroom stories not quite as extreme, but I was all happy. This is like in I was in middle school So the way our school was set up We had a middle school on top second floor elementary school downstairs Right and I just happened to be like downstairs going to go upstairs and I had a peak So I just went into the bathroom and they had those like floor to shoulder length toilets the urinals that went all the way to the floor So you like I guess you can just kind of piss anywhere from fucking shoulder to floor and not miss Yeah, that's not so bad some standing there and I was all happy because I was like I just got these new fucking shoes suede fucking shoes I thought I was like pimp daddy. I'm standing there taking a piss and this little fucking kid comes in He's probably an elementary level press walks in right next to me pisses directly on my new fucking shoes Oh my dude. I snap shit.
I was like I didn't cuss back then obviously so I would have been balancing it right now I'm like did you just like piss on my shoe dude like I lost my shit and he like I don't know like I feel like he'd jump back a Little bit eat everywhere at that point. I was still like damn it. Bro. My new fucking suede shoes Like we didn't live it.
Yeah, we didn't have a lot of new shit when we were in school Oh, yeah, when you got some new shoes or some new shirt. Yeah, you didn't fuck that up I mean I'm gonna go out in a limier and say that I really don't want any of my stuff pissed on no I don't care if it's new or not. Yeah, true anytime somebody takes a leak on it. I'm gonna be like yo And plus we're not friends now in his little brain He had to know like I was four times bigger than his little ass like I'm a but it so I can only think what his brain was going It was like yeah, we're about to die Right now this kid is gonna fucking make me eat this toilet mint and kill me right here in his bathroom Absolutely, but I didn't I was cool with it.
I was just like pissed and walked out Yeah, I mean what are you gonna do to a little kid? I mean you can't we just have this really fucked up habit. I say have it It was just a really fucked up thing We used to do in school when that was like we would wet toilet paper now soaking ass wet and then flick it as high as we could Because the ceiling is in the bathroom like I don't know like 12 15 feet high It was a whole old building and we'd wick that shit up on the ceiling So these fucking toilet paper patties just dried to the ceiling we got so much trouble. There's so many like a sec Yeah, we had like assemblies whoever is throwing the toilet paper on the ceilings of the boys bathroom.
Please stop Yeah, it got it got way gnarlier after I left school Because my sister is still a teacher won't still she is a teacher and moved up from middle school to high school right and she was like Yeah, it's a constant struggle to not get these kids to keep these kids from destroying the school Yeah, like and I'm like what do you mean? She's like yeah, you know the little because we had these little like alcoves in the hallways where you could like sit and Study or like before school like hang out there It was just like not anything even that fancy just like brick benches basically where they had like velcroed Cushions on to make them like little couches. Yeah, all that shit was constantly ripped up They were like yeah, we don't even put the cushions back anymore people just sit on the bricks. I'm like what yeah Like I can't remember anybody doing shit like that she was like yeah, and it's uh, yeah if you're Using a student restroom.
You're not advised to even touch the soap dispensers. Yeah, because more than likely they've been pissed And I think like I don't know there's a level of hijinks that we had when we were kids where yeah It was kind of fucked up. It was I would say minimal destructible You know destruction because somebody all that it was like tap that dried up toilet paper It would come off it wasn't fucking up the pain or anything But now like that was just on like fucking ceiling. Yeah, like when fucking kids fuck shit now like they are fucking shit up Like I think the number one thing was like dropping an M80 down the toilet like that was fucking shit up Oh, yeah, that was that was high level hijinks.
Oh, yeah Everything below that was just hijinks, you know pants and somebody while they're taking a piss or yeah, whatever little stuff like that where we had like a back hallway like You know where the like the away team would come in. Oh, yeah for the gym Mm-hmm, so there's like a restroom back there that like during normal school hours There's nobody around so you know if you're you know being mischievous you go back there and try to smoke cigarettes or oh yeah For sure, maybe a little weed if you're real dangerous. You're a super cool guy. Yeah, that was the extent of it man We weren't like breaking shit.
Yeah, we had a in public school because I was only public school for like half a year We found like this little metal door in the hallway And we figured out if you take that little screws out and open it it goes into like the bowels of the school Like the walls. Oh, yeah, there was a big hollerspot Dude, we would go in there and smoke cigarettes and just like in between classes and then be like bloop pull out whenever the classes were changed Nice, so we had that and you know the janitors knew where that was Oh, yeah, you find like that and there'd be a chair in there. Yeah, like this is my hide-and-spot So that was public school and then I think the worst The worst thing ever for me in private school is I must got expelled for doing like truck stop speed Yeah, well you're like crushing up many things no they were called Robin eggs back then I know we're just like a little pill that was like kind of bluish but had like red specks all over Yeah, and literally it was just like stay awake shit or you know It's probably just calf But dude they lost their shit my mom my dad was like my dad was not all about church or anything like that He was right yeah, like literally in a regular Saturday I think it was Sunday Mass with my dad the priest literally called him out and called him a heathen and like damn basically threw him out of church He was better my dad just like left him was like yep, that's a bitch later Duces so yeah, he was not happy about it at all between that and my buddy Tom Murphy who brought these little stamps ink stamps Yeah, one of them was like eating pork makes you stupid and a little bit Racy things and yeah, we uh everybody got their ass in trouble So yeah, I think the most early ever gotten school was for smoked cigarettes Oh, that was and that was because my friend and I were retarded and Basically, we just lit them too early. We didn't realize that fucking Dean was in his car right behind us shit So we're you know, we're leaving at dismissal.
It wasn't even like I mean I skipped school all the time I should have gotten trouble for that right just regular dismissal like three thirty or whatever it was Yeah, and just right before we hit the edge of the property We light cigarettes and we've got him out the window because it's hot outside right Dean's right behind us next morning pulled into school What were you doing smoking on school property? That's what it was Car bitch cuz I think I think my friend yeah cuz we were seniors I think my friend was 18 and he was like I'm a thing I can smoke cigarettes. No like no no school property your student I'm like yeah I'm glad they didn't catch us doing half the shit like before school I should have gotten coffee Where's before school when I was in public school dude like we were fucking smoking weed We were drinking warmass beer from like the party two nights ago smoking cigarettes just blasting music and then nine out of ten Times what would happen is the bell would ring we'd all rush into school be in our class get counted on admission like we're here Yeah, but here soon as that shit broke out We were like you out the door and there was like this old abandoned house behind the school perfect Dude everybody was going back there. They were all I'm trying to get that pee and everything else We get a couple girls couple guys we all be back there just fucking drinking beer and smoking cigarettes and hell yeah graffiti in the walls Yeah, I figured out I think it was probably maybe even sophomore year, but definitely junior and senior like to pick up electives Where you were allowed to leave school?
Yeah, and then it's just game on yeah Because once teachers are accustomed to you being allowed to leave they don't even ask questions anymore Yeah, just be like yeah, it's from newspaper. Bye. Yeah, I gotta go do some ad sales for your book Whatever they don't even ask questions anymore. Yeah, what's hilarious is so we would go to a couple of my buddies were doing the same thing So we go to our regular classes and then you know like I think it was shortly before lunch where we had a block of these electives where we could just dip and so we were going out to lunch every day or like a buddy mine had a lake Lake house with a grill and like we would literally like stop the grocery store and get like burgers and steaks and shit and like go back and grill out hang out on the lake and It actually got to the point where like teachers would be letting us back in like they were so cast into it We'd be like pounding on like the fucking doors.
Oh, Dan's here. Okay. Oh, sorry come in smelling like Sweet cigarettes alcohol steak. We're just like yeah, it's pretty little clone on eat a couple of minutes.
We're good Yeah, we had we had one door It was really kind of fucked up and I feel terrible about it But in the boys locker room we had one door that you could open but you couldn't come back in like it didn't have a door handle And we had a class and it was called Marines physical fitness. So basically it was like We're gonna create monsters so we could work out anytime we want we had like every at least once a quarter We had to do like the 40-yard dash and like how many pull-ups you could do sit-ups right? Push-ups the whole not you know the whole sure physical fitness thing and all the guys that were in it We were all you know big guys except one his name Scott I don't remember his last name he was like a fucking six foot five string bean he was small and I remember it was winter time and everybody decided like oh we're gonna do a little trick on Scott Well last period of the day parking lots full of people picking up their kids right everything else we grabbed Scott and out the door He went in his underwear Probably a thousand people in the parking lot I mean at least at least you pushed him out in his underwear. It was just he was pounding on the door And we're all just like new would have been much worse god.
We got so much shit for that. Daddy wise. Oh, yeah I really tighty whitey's dude. Yeah, I think I'm in boxers or yeah, I discovered like bikini breeze When I was young like I discovered bikini briefly on I mean they are comfortable these make my feet look huge, bro Yeah, they do and if you're in shape they look even better dope.
Yeah, so There was a few of us in there rocking the bikini briefs nothing French cut until I got out into bodybuilding I got into bodybuilding. I was like I'm gonna hit the high hit French cut. Yeah, you've been busting my lately looking good man No, man. I'm just trying to eat right not eat too much I think you lost more weight since last time I say I hope so like the way yourself in a minute No, I don't even have a scale out so I just wait I do have to go back to the doctor because she was concerned with like my blood pressure shit because every time I go my blood pressure is a Little elevated so what I did is I pulled some shit on her.
I bought a decent like one that goes on your arm Yeah, the cuff blood pressure cuff thing and I've been Doing my sugar because apparently like I was getting real jittery by late late in the evening so what I've been doing was Every morning I was checking my blood pressure and at first all my readings were kind of the same as they were at the doctor's office Right and this is after she's increased my blood pressure shit medication and then I was like let me try something so I would get up and instead of immediately go out and smoke cigarette and drink a Cup of coffee. Yep. I took my blood pressure. My blood pressure was great and I did that consecutively for a few days My shit was like amazing like fucking a normal person's blood pressure.
Yeah Makes you blood pressure jump like 20 points. I had no fucking idea how much it jumped like it was a substantial amount And then you add coffee and the nicotine are the caffeine in that so and the other thing was my sugars were fine You know, it was just not a preventive measure I need to check them in the evening time, but it's because like I've been just trying to do so the pressure been getting better since you last Wait, oh yeah, and like a lot of things my knees don't I mean I won't lie I know you're getting around a lot of my knees killed me the other day the weather change and then I overuse them and stuff But just losing the weight in my brain was like it's got to help because I'm not trying to force around Almost 300 pounds. No, you know getting down Fuck yeah, but yeah, this is the Mandalorian shirt You bought me and it like it fucking hangs Yeah, it's actually loose on now good shirt like it wasn't like I was in college trying to bust out an extra small to get the buff McGruff look dude that shirt in particular was doing work. Yeah last time I saw you in it dude I was like I was like I'm actually maybe got him a bigger one I broke out a shirt the other day that I have not been able to wear and so long and I almost cried I was so happy It's a good feeling isn't like it's a shirt.
It's got like sesame Street characters on the front It's like everything I learned I learned on the streets nice like sesame Street Yeah, and it bit I was like it was a little tight It was a little tight, but it was still like bro if I'd have done this two months ago I'd have blown the fucking sides out of this shirt. I look like you know I just put a toddler shirt on yeah, dude. You have to tell me I've got a whole closet full of shit that I'm like Someday someday not getting rid of it Yeah, unfortunately I got rid of a lot and I've been steadily buying pants and they've Like I went from like a 44 down to a 40 now the 40s are falling off my ass I just put 40s on no belt and just stand there and they were just like you know fall off my ass hell Yeah, I'm like it's gonna be like I'm about to hit them 30s again. What?
Yeah, but I did do something really fucking weird today. I don't know why and I don't know if it has any credence or any Clear scientific yeah, we're clear water any scientific basis but like I think a little nap because I got up really super fucking early this morning It was before the show. I'm gonna be fresh and yeah for all my people's and Every once in a while. I'll put on like I'll go to YouTube and find different music to listen to another one that I specifically Listen to all the time.
It's like three hours of dark shamanic Viking music and when I listen to that he's not kidding He listens that shit all the time all the fucking time So that one typically puts me in like almost like a fucking trance dude. Yeah, I have so many I'm aware. Yeah deep dive fucking awesome dreams and like visions I feel like it's more visions than anything But I tried one today because I was just like scrolling through and I was like I don't feel like going like on a deep deep dive right it was a certain frequency was like 29.5 holy shit gigahertz of Hilarious weight loss like it's supposed to burn your fat while you listen to it So like they give you this little preview of it and I'm listening to the preview and I'm like it's pretty chill You know, it's cool like I feel like I could kind of sleep and then I'm just gonna like see how it feels So I lay down and I'm like jam into it. I'm just kind of like listening I didn't like literally feel the fat burning off my body, but I felt my body twitch It was like making what yeah, it was fucking crazy, dude And I woke up and I felt super fucking good like what no, no, no, and I looked in there mirror And I wasn't skinnier.
I wasn't like I didn't obviously lose any weight I think it would be cool to do like a mythbusters on that shit It would like I'm gonna weigh myself on Monday listen to this all week long and then weigh myself on Friday That's like the that's like the 424 Hurts or at least I think I think it's 424. Do you know about that shit? Is that the like make you shoot your pants? Or maybe it's 432 yeah, it's 432 Hertz that's supposed to make you poop.
No the brown out the brown out So and that's actually a conspiracy that I think we talked about on music episode million years ago So what they consider concert key is For an a to be at 444 Hertz or 440 Hertz. Okay frequency So a lot of people think and that wasn't determined until like the 20s right and before that concert key was determined in France as like 433 Leave it to the French but before that a lot of people feel like yeah, I'm pretty sure it's 432. I'm sure somebody's gonna correct me on this Yeah, it's 432 so a lot of people think that the correct frequency is 432 because it more aligns with our vibration and so the conspiracy is that you know evil whatever assign whatever conspiracy evil you want to assign to that pick your evil right pick your evil devil wanted to make it shift a little bit because It's not as beneficial and so like most music today is based on 444 or 440 44 would be cool if it was full of those four kids that's According to a lot of people that is what they call an angel number which is a The three digits oh in the numerology. Yeah, like it's a blessing number.
Yeah, I think all fours is Not balconies hot bitches riding horses. I think all fours is Yeah, I'll have to dig back into that. But anyway, so you're like, okay well, how can I Experience like what the difference is and so 432 is believed to be like a more beneficial frequency for human beings Right and so it's a difference of like modern music and pick like anything that you hear on the radio Yeah, and that's gonna be at the higher frequency But shit like the Beatles Skinnard I think rolling stones a lot of classic rock is all in 432. Yeah, yeah I had to give my folks a good pop top and I realize you know classic rocks not everybody's bag But if you put on like your favorite modern rock song and then compare it to the Beatles like just that slight shift Like it is your like a little more natural didn't they do like an experiment with like plants where they played like fucking scream Oh Experiment about that and then played like really fucking soft easy music I'm sure there has been the only one I know about is the one that I always point to when people are like Oh, there's no such thing as positive negative There's no such thing as good and evil and I'm like okay How about this experiment where there was a room full plants and scientists would like talk shit to the plants fucking green Yeah, every day and all the plants that and then in another room they just were nice to them all the time Yeah, and those plants flourished like there is such a thing as positive and negative energy Yeah, dude going like I said, but I agree with you There are like different frequencies and that's interesting that there's one that's like that That burn our frequency.
I mean I want to like put that in my car jacked up all the time base boost as well But no if you go on YouTube and look there's like yeah, there's like healing free There's a hale your inner self and like dispose of all your pain and dude I'm not gonna lie I've listened to that pain one before too like to help help get rid of your your physical fucking pain And I don't know if it's because the whatever it is that makes you effects like it does relaxes you down like in all your muscles. No, it does work melt But supposedly like cats purring is at the same frequency as like like a healing frequency is really yeah 22 hours of a cat purring. I mean I would sleep pretty good Yeah, I really like to see right But no we probably could do a whole experiment on that because there are a bunch there are a bunch of like frequency shit on YouTube so my question is and I don't know This is where I don't have the knowledge does frequency have anything to do with volume Generally generally not unless the volume is so loud that it's resonating something else exact so that was my concern so when I when I pick one of these like weird heal your body bat burner whatever I Sit there and I'll fuck with the volume until I just like feel it right and it sounds weird Like I just for some for my like for my Viking dark shamanic music. Mm-hmm.
It's the number the magic number for that is 12 Right volume 12 on my TV because all the items are different on every TV is like that perfect just fucking layered tone I can lay down and just fucking drift away and be whatever I want to be The fat burner today was like a nine or ten somewhere right like right in nine or ten It's probably just loud enough to Resonate for you and like like if it actually is and I'm sure it is if it actually is affecting you physically Then it probably just needs to be loud enough to resonate to just kind of like your cells and shit But yeah, no frequency has more to do with I mean It's the origin of the sound versus how loud the sound is not necessarily think of it like think of it like a wave So the number of waves coming in is frequency. Okay, so the different Number of waves changes the pitch got you of what you can hear and so everything around us has a Resonation that residents. Yeah, everything will vibe with something else. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Have you ever seen those like Shapes that I see shapes all that Around us right now And I saw so these these cold snaps cold snap I've never really been a big same Adam's guy, but I'm like these is it like flavored or is it just I mean They're cold snap white ale white ale. Mm-hmm. You like one. Yeah, possibly after I finished my my peanut butter That'll be my cleanser.
That'll be number four. Oh, well, he's got them But supposedly frequency matters a lot. I don't remember what I was just saying shapes If you tell me like looking at shapes can make me lose weight dude. I'm gonna just be like oh no no That's what I'm talking about.
So we've ever seen those where they put sand on top of a speaker. Oh And then different frequencies will change the shape on the sand One better have you ever seen when they put sand on like the big metal discs? Yeah, and then run the like little thing around the outside and the vibration like Such an intricate pattern like that's what I'm talking about. Oh, but it's it's just sound yeah a lot of times that's doing it sound and art together It's a fact might just be a tall tale but Apparently there's a police report about it.
So when Tesla had his lab in New York, mm-hmm He was fucking around with resonance as far as like the resonance of everything So he would develop like these little motors that would just tap on shit and create resonance Right a thumper yeah calling the sandworms calling the fucking worms So he attached one of these to a beam in his building. Uh-huh and they noticed like nothing But then they started hearing fucking sirens and shit outside He created like a little fucking like mini earthquake around his building Oh, fuck dude like he had found a resonance that was like fucking with the ground underneath their building So to tie into that. Yeah, have you ever heard of worm grunting? No what no worm grunting?
So they take it's it's got it I think it's two different kinds of wood. I mean my worm grants a little bit when I mean to grant if you smack him around a bit No more don't do it. Stop beating me. Here's your child support money So Yeah, totally fucking got me good going No, dude, they take like a piece of wood and they drive it into the ground All right, and it uses like a hardwood then you take like a metal bar and you rub it across the top Yeah, and it's like it makes this grunting noise.
Okay. Yeah fucking earthworms come out of the ground all around it What? Yeah, where's my whoa? I believe you it's that's it works cool like that's that old Hillbilly mountain shit like oh, we gotta get some worms for fishing and everybody else is looking under rocks And this guy just like slap some wood this dude just like farts on the ground and I mean it's like divining rods.
Yeah, I mean there's gotta be something fucking do it There's a lot of something to it speaking of numbers though. So I'm doing too. I know you lucky bitch I can sick dude Long live the fighter long live that fighters If there's a couple of thought has summoned a big one the legend is true if there's a complaint I have about it You can tell me the complaint. I don't want to hear about anything else.
I'm not yeah I know yeah, I was talking to a guy at work. It was too short a huge dude and fan and he was like don't fuckin say anything I was like dude. I was gonna tell you about the fucking King Kong and Godzilla trailer before which looks like it's the fucking the with the Red Monkey. Yeah.
Yeah, we're like Godzilla and King Kong team up. Yeah, they're like homies and they're like protect us of ours Let's go. No, no, come on. I mean that's the kind of shit.
I'm into man. Oh fuck. Yeah over the top as fuck and now that You can't con like some kind of fucking bionic arm. Oh, I saw that Pyramid or something pulls out this like fucking gauntlet.
Yeah, he's like he's gonna snap it like Thanos he is I hope so That we say but the big the only come okay, it's not a complaint But when I text you about it earlier, we said not enough toto For real there were multiple times in that movie. I like you were playing in your head. Yeah, you were literally playing it in your head like Yeah, fucking hard guitar riffs when you first gets on a worm just like in the old movie I was like I look over at Terry and I'm like Like you know, that's what this needs right now Absolutely and there were multiple times in the movie where like cool shit was happening and I lean over at Terry and I'm like Who scored this and she was like I think it was on Zimmer and I'm like Well, usually he's fucking on it. He's done a lot of great contracts So the music just wasn't popping on it like I know you didn't miss some high points I feel like there should have been because music matters a ton fuck.
Yeah in my opinion And I don't think it's just my opinion every audio is two thirds of every movie all I have to say is one fucking word what jaws Yeah, all it from this day to the from the day it came out. Yeah, all you had to hear was that dirt Two notes to nuts and you knew what you play to anybody and they're like I'm and you go into a swimming pool and sing that shit. I'm just like comment and my other partners are like, okay I'm out of the pool. Thanks.
So people with that idea I'm aware and maybe not everybody is but I'm aware of what Hollywood does and they know that there are certain tones There are certain melodies there are certain frequencies if you will that will make you sad make you happy make you scared It was fast make you excited I'd sit to a four-hour movie of that. I'm gonna come by your place And you're gonna have fucking headphones on your stomach right? It's like listen to like what are you pregnant? You're like no, I'm burning fat.
Yeah, I'm burning my food babies out You're gonna come back one day. You gotta have like a fucking eight pack of like it's just been stereo, bro Dude, I am bringing my speakers. I know I'm fucking fit as hot Wouldn't that be amazing if we rock out and get in shape just fucking sit in a room you get one of those big amps like Marty McFly right? Blow you through a wall Like it wasn't even that crazy of the ten.
It was very relaxing, but like I did feel muscle twitch So I don't know if it like you're gonna have to fucking do it. I'm gonna work. I'm gonna try it I mean we will definitely if it does work. I'm never telling Terry right.
I'm gonna come over to her He's gonna be like a little string be like yeah, hi I'm a two-two fucking stars or self anyway. I know I know her games No, but so the thing that bugged me was that they didn't it was too brooding like too dark a little too dark but I mean like a Good example would be like fuck yeah, he just showed me yeah A good example would be like a Marvel movie Or I mean fuck yeah a perfect example would be like Guardians of the Galaxy like talk about knowing how to use music to make you more excited to make you sad to make you know Nostalgic music that no music is even better exactly like it wasn't that music wasn't remade or re-fuckin done Right those were old fucking songs like I grew up listening to right that you know very very much prompt and emotional response for sure Oh, and that's any music that's like my Norse music my Norse pagan bike music that I was Everybody has to be five to end that music that just you realize like this is a really sad fucked up story Right, I may not know what the fuck you're saying, but you're like yeah This is some fucking satch exactly if I'm in the next room and you hear like Like you know somebody's getting fucking say fucking Freddy's got your way. Yeah exactly like a lot of times in my You gotta hear Right, you know the Victoria's coming in to chop some ass fuck yeah So yeah, that was the thing that bugged me like in parts where you should feel elation You know like somebody gets some revenge some you know There's a part where you know they they win something and there's like no swelling music There's nothing like like it just kind of like goes on and I'm like I feel like there was no crescendo like there was no like Raised in the music there was no like victorious feeling to go along with the She going on on screen. I'm like this just feels off fucking about here Yeah, kind of just like I mean I'm sad about this now a little bit Yeah, yeah, that might be a good way to describe it No satisfaction or like you know shit.
You know what movie and I think they did it I would say like 80s and 90s all the time. Yeah Jean Claude van Dan movies. Yeah the one movie I won't say one there were several movies first off blade the original blade soundtrack If you did not leave that movie and go directly and buy that fucking killer I went and bought the cassette tape immediately. Yeah played it over and over and all I wanted to do was kick Everybody's fucking ass.
Yeah teenager mutant into charlolds. That soundtrack had me ready to just I just the first one Yeah, what do you mean go ninja go ninja go not no vanilla? I'm talking like the first one you hear it and it's like I just want to kick shit out somebody usually right though I mean like I am quite pleased I talked about it on the show I mean very pleased to find an original vinyl of the Conan soundtrack Yeah, I fucking love that shit dude I'll throw it on when I'm just hanging out like building legos and shit because it's fun It's exciting. I feel like I'm watching the movie in my head your head because you can feel all the same emotion as a movie It does it's so important Star Wars.
Oh, yeah, totally Christopher Eve fucking Superman like you can name a thousand fucking Rocky The last episode. Yeah, the last episode I don't know if you listen to it, but it was just me and Brent and I was talking about Rocky for and I'm like I got a fucking question for you Is that the one where he had the robot? Oh, we're just kidding as the robot. Yeah, Uncle whatever his name is Uncle Paulie.
Kappalie. Uncle Paulie's always kind of a piece of shit though. Yeah, he brought But I get some money speaking of music though. I was like I got a question for you.
Rocky for soundtrack pretty fucking silent What's better hearts on fire? Oh, you texted me this. Yeah, I did and I already told you which one like I live here It was just like what's better hearts on fire. I have a tiger.
Yeah hearts on fire But they long you're the only person that said that really yeah, I think I have a tiger But the point is like iconic. Oh, yeah, both of those songs when you hear make a fucking emotional response in you Yeah, when you hear I have a tiger you feel like you're watching Rocky and mr I'm ready to go fucking jogging. I don't job. I don't run ever.
I'm not into it. You're like me if we're running There's either something we can't kill. Yeah, or it's like way worse than we have to go Yeah, you have to go have to go or you're trying to catch something that's very important. Yes A bus a bus naked nuns Uh, yeah, maybe not that would be fucking I don't know maybe not even I just like totally went off on like fucking we're not here to talk about your king One of my weird kinks like oh bus full of naked fucking nuns, bro I don't know how it would be so what would be the naked part?
Do they still have their habits on oh that'd be hot or not? Do they still because I mean naked none is just a naked woman. Yeah, well, oh true You'd have to have so what part makes it the naked none Does she just have part of the outfit on and open like the habit and maybe the neck thing with their boobs kind of hanging out? Yeah, yeah, it'd be hot because that's like a whole like thing man like Trust me.
I know because when I went school we had a fucking convent right next to our school Oh, yeah, all the nuns that taught school would literally like file out of the convent come across the courtyard and come into school And that's where our teachers came from and like I lucked out. I had fucking I had some young hot nuns dude I had some smoking fucking hot nuns. We have like you have one of those sisters that were like sister I just I just now decided to do this and you're like don't you realize your hot bitch? Don't do this sister Angelica was like six foot two blonde you could tell she was blonde because it was like peek out from behind a little habit there Holy fuck dude and when you're I don't know 13.
Well, yeah, when you're just like when you're 13 I'm gonna go to our plane flat wall like the fuck yeah a plane flat wall looks hot You're like hey, I had a little nail hole kind of looks like a boob get that Yeah, she was so hot and then my brother he got stuck with like all these fucking Holy bad. I was fucking hitting motherfuckers first that one turned around and bit me in my ass like my fourth grade year We had fucking sister Agnes and she was the oldest mother fucking dinosaur nun like one of those mean I think she was probably there like cleaning up after Jesus came out of the fucking tomb or whatever like Meanest but gross kept like this hanky in her sleeve and it was like blower nose And then something like in her fucking sleeve But she was old school she would come around with a fucking ruler It's acting like those crack on your knuckles and you're like all right bitch one day You're gonna get yours and she did like she fell and busted her hip and she's in a wheelchair Coming and teaching so then she would like okay children somebody pushed me. Okay, bitch We got you we would mock 10 her ass down the hallway I Do that's my area get you back Oh So it was so bad It was like the worst year school for me because like I decided I wanted to try band and it was just like the pressures were too much And I think that was the same year my parents got divorced and it was just like I can't take it The pressure banded too much for you. That's like uh and this might be a fun question for you Have you ever ran away from home?
No, I did I straight did for real I mean like I have a brother and sister for real for real So we were like many children I imagine and like the second you get punished you're like I'm gonna fucking run away I can't remember what I think it was school. I think it was just like the pressures of that and I was playing uh like pop Not pop wonder football. I was playing baseball right literally baseball And we had one armed like division so I had a trophy and it was down at my cousin's house Which was literally like a quarter mile down the road. This is out the country Because his dad was the coach right so of all things dude.
I just leave Don't pat clothes don't pat food. What were you doing? Pack anything. We're just gonna be a fucking hobo I got my I got a bike and I rode down to my uncle's house got my fucking trophy because I hadn't picked it up yet I was just like I'm here to pick up my trophy.
So I got my trophy Road, I don't know how fucking far dude. It was probably 10 miles right on my little fucking pedal pump when you're a kid though That's definitely going a million miles and I went to my And they were like my aunt and uncle. They were like really my dad's aunt and uncle. So they were like my right um Called my aunt.
It was aunt. Merle and uncle. I can't remember. Yeah Went to their house because their house was right behind my normal bus stop like I don't know what the fuck I was thinking about So you didn't really run away.
You just had unexpected visits with your feet and I was there and they were like What are you doing here? And they were like started questioning me and I started fucking throwing up. Yeah, I'm like I got my boat I got a trophy And then it was like I knew somewhere along the lines somebody made the call because they're like mom and dad Of course mom and dad show up and it's like oh no I think they would call it my mom and dad and they were like uh, yeah, Stephen's here and they were like well That's good. We've been looking for him and uh they show up at the house and it's kind of like uh big old fucking thing and it's like it's okay It's okay Don't even want to freak out like they didn't beat my ass about it or anything.
They were just all the same day though Oh, yeah, fuck it. It was like yeah, you weren't gone overnight. No, no, no No, the only um like it was kind of cool. They would um my aunt Merle and then would uh in the winter time turn their sprinklers on What yeah and cover every bush and tree in their yard with water and the next morning It would look like fucking like you were in narnia.
What ice kingdom everywhere like everything was Super unnecessary. Yeah, yeah, it's like but it was so fucking cool. It's like you're walking down the street next thing You know it's like oh my god. I mean ice land literally dude.
How did that never occur to me to like get shit wet and Please something Damn. Yeah as a missed opportunity. It was it was a beaut it was beautiful. I bet everybody loved it Um, and I mean, I'm just glad they're trees and plants were hard enough to survive.
You know being coated in frozen But yeah, I mean everything's kind of dead at that time anyway. Yeah, just chillin. Do that's pretty good kind of like this Episode it's kind of dead. Just it.
I'm kidding. No way bro Uh Definitely recommend it though. You should you should definitely see the second day. Oh, well.
I mean that's gonna happen So they probably go home tonight and so they take it all the way up to the end of the first book Oh, do they yeah, and I wasn't sure they were gonna do it But they definitely leave it open and supposedly the director is adapting The children of doom a third movie on messiah, which is the next book Which is interesting because in that book i'm pretty sure paul is blinded And like wanders out in the desert and then his son leedo Um, leedo he has a son named leedo. Yeah, well, he has twins first. That's what the sci-fi movie or the sci-fi series is about. Okay Is that children do I thought children of doom was the second book the second in the line of books I'm not sure.
I'm just going on what terry told me and she said that the next book is messiah So apparently it gets fucking weird as shit. So apparently Lido so I don't know what happens with the twins Because like chani his girl has twins. I don't really know what happens with them They've been a judge or but leedo is a is a benet geserit actually he's Aquisette sada. Hey skondother one.
Yeah Like even more powerful. He becomes like half worm dude. What the fuck yeah. Oh, yeah, it's crazy shit Like he becomes half worm and lives for like 3000 years and other dude leader comes back He's like there can be only one they fight chop head That would be amazing.
They're supposed to be remaking highlander by the way. I heard waiting waiting. Who's supposed to be? Oh, yeah with uh What's enough travel yeah inter-caval?
Yes, I mean very excited about that. Yeah, the director from fucking john wick is doing it Dude, that's gonna be so right super sick. It's a lot. I mean We're probably gonna have to do an islander episode because oh yeah, it's just dope.
Yeah, well, we talked about highlander Not really I mean and we totally should probably do one because yeah, the story is fantastic until you go to the series is great The first movie is badass They get really kind of shouldn't after that but the mario van people's one which is the highlander three Who's mario van people's you nursing solo? Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, it is the third So the cyborg yeah, yeah, so supposedly the third one is the actual sequel. Okay supposedly the quickening the second Go to another planet and it's like oh, yeah, supposedly all the alien shit wasn't supposed to be in the story.
Well good. I'm glad it's gone Apparently there's the only cool thing about that movie was the flying guys with the fucking like robot wings on their back like That was pretty say what fly that was about the only cool thing But supposedly there's a version of the second one called the renegade version Okay, where they get rid of all the alien shit And so it like doesn't get all weird and confusing And so this third one is supposed to be the actual sequel to the first movie and I dig that one like that one I could eat that a lot better than the second one same, you know, because it's like so good I'm honestly I think it's standalone yeah for sure for sure But I didn't mind the series with the yeah, and I never saw the one got into it I never saw the one with uh Both of the dudes with Colin and Colin and Connor. Yeah or Connor and Duncan right? Colin McLeod from the clam clown Collins Christopher Whatever, but yeah, I can't remember his name played it Braden.
Yeah, that guy So you want like can you imagine go through your whole life like talking like that man? Hey, how's it going? Yeah, it's gonna be our way you do that anyway. Yeah, I do that That could be only one was that an Arnold highlighter.
That was like Arnold hybrid highlighter. Could you imagine that role? That could be only one The quickening Like so many times we get struck by the funding quick Get it off me leave me alone Now the question is who would be the krugan who would be the fucking uh, chonk honry role? If Arnold was so if Arnold was highlender who would be who would hit be his little fucking imaginary friend christopher walking Oh, that would be a good choice.
Uh, you have to understand that the quickening is coming Yes, solid is going to cut off other guys heads and that's the only way do what are you telling me crazy now? We're gonna rewrite the highlighter christopher walking all that's what's in there right now one time limited offer What do you mean you got this peacock? I'm hiding your father's sword up my ass And i'm here to give it to you yeah good times. Uh, you do that really good.
I'm working out. That's really good dude Speaking of he did uh pretty good jobs emperor dude. I thought it was gonna be weird. It's not weird emperor Indeed.
Oh sedama's uh, yeah, not sedama thing. What are you talking about? Shut down the third. Oh, there you go.
Yeah, I remember You you still got me fucked up on your christopher walking That's fucking spot on Oh, man. I used to work with a guy that like did it perfectly. We should just and he would just bust it out While talking to customers and i'm like dude, you can't do that and he's like watch me and he'd go through the whole thing It was where when I worked for the mortgage company is when I worked for the mortgage company and he would be calling people like hello You're right it's too high He's like what they don't know yeah, they're like Uh, we should like pick a tango like tango in cash with all sorts of nigga christopher walking. Do that be great Uh, anyway, we love you guys.
Yes, we do. Thank you for every back and 2024. Yes. It's my first show of 2024 You realize that it is fucking march.
I know we've been slacking this year But you got a lot of shit going on that we really can't the world just keeps turning and you know Everybody's got lives and shit and time keeps on slipping slipping in the same fashion. Uh, we don't blame you guys for not listening to every episode Yeah, we're not mad. You know, it's not your fault that brent names episodes weird like catching up Oh, I'm gonna give him so much about that. I'm like dude.
Would you click on that right dan and brent catch up? I'm like dude. We talked about a lot of shit. Just name it something we talked about.
That's like gotta do Um, have you watched to be a little bit? I like to be too. Be is amazing. Dude.
Yeah, too. Be cool All right, because I know we're out of time. We're out of time for this week But that doesn't mean we don't love you and uh, I hope everybody has a good week or try not to pleasure yourself to the sound of this deep Masculine boys too much, but you should you should 432 hertz and Put on your music and lose some weight everybody if it was that easy dude. The world would just blow up with music I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna try we're gonna. We're gonna do it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna I'm gonna.
I'm losing. I'm trying to lose somebody right now. I'm down like 13 pounds So get on the scale tonight mark it down and then look that shit up play it like every night whatever Hmm and then see if you've lost any substantial weight Yeah, because I do know about how much I can lose depending on like what I eat in my activity Your daily activity. I'd be curious if it does improve it.
Dude if it does we might be on some we couldn't We should we could just open a gym All time he could set takes just no equipment everybody just comes in like all right everybody shut up And just listen to this music All right guys, all right love you love you too peace peace