Chachachah, what's up everybody? This is Bryn welcome to live forever. Is that really how you start? My festive shirt and my Florida attitude.
Yeah, you been in uh oh Margarita bill. Yeah going down to the to the Southland. Yeah, that's what they call it, but no, but it was great It's been great. Why can't I sit up straight?
Can you still hear me? Okay? Is it you do justice shit? I would go ahead and do it.
I think sit up straight your back problem is making me a fucking paranoid. It's cool. I'm almost paralyzed I feel like when I'm not on medication and by medication I just mean like I be profing in a proxin right it feels like the bottom half my body is floating on top the top half my Body is floating on the bottom half that sounds bad and I feel like if I move the wrong way I'm just gonna be paralyzed which I know how it works because the muscles will keep that from happening I kind of know you mean like occasionally when I'm like pop in my neck. I feel like I'm really close to it's like Yeah, that's what I did you be able to do that yourself.
Mmm, but occasionally you're just stretching you know I want to go further, but I'm scared. I'm scared and then I'm gonna die. You know how I used to crack my neck This is probably horrible. I probably almost died and I shouldn't be one of those people It would snap it really fast.
I would grab a towel and shimmy it on the back my head and then pop out one way and it cracked my neck I was present alive. I'm very surprised it and it seems like a horrible idea. Yeah now as an adult I realized like that's not a good way to crack a neck So you were lifting something a while back or no you were stretching your back on something heavy No, I was just bending over to stretch and I grabbed like the edge of a couch and pulled myself down like more We're trying to believe so? No, but I mean it would have been a very similar position.
I feel like that'd be easier on your back not standing up I feel like you do a standing up. That's kind of skillful. Yeah, you're you probably belong on a circus. Yeah, okay No, I just felt like a knee to hop in there like you know Sometimes you grab like a post or something like stretch your back out or something Mm-hmm and you just bent over and we're lifting up.
Yeah and like pulling myself down and did I guess a little too far and I think I'm pretty sure I herniated a disc. So you hurt yourself pretty badly that time. Yeah, how fucking dumb did you feel? I felt real dumb brandy was laughing.
She's like oh, I thought you were joking. I was like no I can't stand up straight or walk Oh shit, and then like two weeks later. I never went to the daughter start feeling better So I'm like oh cool. It's getting better.
I just went to go pick trash up off the ground, you know I mean granted most horrible injuries happen when you're doing something stupid, but it's way cooler to be like yeah You know I was lifting like 14 pallets, you know by myself. I want to go punch a bear in the face and my back gave out No, just stretching. Yeah, just just doing what you probably should do every day picking up trash You know I'm almost 40 it's you can get too old to pick trash up now Yeah, it's to that point dude. Now there's something we work with you just had back surgery for the same thing herniated disc If that's what I did really okay, I thought you got hit by a truck No, I think yeah, I don't know what happened to him, but he's hitting it at a disc and something clipped him.
Oh did it? Yeah, like a large vehicle. Okay. I mean I knew he wasn't stretching, but yeah He wasn't just like picking up a piece of trash.
Yeah, which is what happened the other day, right? Yep. Yep. Yep I was clean at my house, you know, this is also the man that eats it on a regular basis just on You know my other ankle has been doing it now Randy does the same thing but every time you're like yeah, I feel really hard today twist my ankle and I'm like oh shit What happened like trying to unload something like on an uneven surface like into a ditch or something?
No, just walking dude. I was walking on the phone with Ryan and I was in Florida I mean, we're going to like a thrift store or something and it's just a sidewalk and I fucking ate shit And I like pick the phone up Ryan's trying to tell him like I'll listen man. I'm gonna call you back. I just hung up Listen listen, listen me cry.
I'll let you go and then very like are you coming in? I'm like I think I'm just gonna sit by the car for a little bit. Oh man. I'm I really don't think it's funny But it is oh it's hilarious.
It's hilarious that I like to hike and the one thing I like to do is like right now impossible Yeah, you between between angles and back like I'm not getting outside. Damn it dude. Good thing. I'm decent video games, right?
You are a master of the indoor arts. I am I like to think I'm the same but I mean you have more time to do it Oh shit. Did you bring your chainsaw? Oh fuck no, it's okay.
I'll get it and bring it I'm honestly kind of terrified of it anyway. Yeah, it is what it is. Sorry. That's a little inside baseball I'm working on a stump.
I've got I'm gonna be cutting down into the dirt preferably not okay I say if you can try not try not I'm not gonna take your chainsaw into the dirt So I mean instead of grinding the stumps down because I don't like doing that I feel like they always either grow back or they're just in the way yeah, yeah and And termites just getting the sawdust and later then so we had some shoes cut off and Terry and I have already done two of them So we're like oh this one's not gonna be any problem and I've heard somebody call it a bottle tree And I've heard another person call it a trash tree I don't even know what it's called but this motherfucker is deep and it gets more thick as you go down Like how the fuck and it's not like an oak tree or something like the the diameter of what you can see is like maybe 14 18 inches underground. It's like fucking 35 I said about hooking a chain to it and you're just your truck to just you know, you know Craig offered to do that and I'm like I don't hurt your truck one. He has a win, shouldn't he? Yeah, I heard his truck this one might but also it's right next to my deck So I'm like it's gonna just pull the whole deck out of it more than likely do them in this house is fine But it's not super sturdy.
Oh man. Do you ever consider moving to Florida? You know, I would like to I would really like to but one reason is it's just so fucking hot. Yeah, it's hot Like it's like a real hot.
Yeah, it's like good hot though eventually and I think I would probably acclimate at some point Yeah, that's one nice thing about well This tree that's been nice because it's been hot and like getting used to the heat again Yeah, but nice thing out there is hot but breezy sometimes here. It's kind of like hot and stagnant sometimes also the hurricane seemed to be worse I mean, but don't you want to live on like the US's penis? The US is flaccid penis. It's kind of what it is.
It's not even a wreck. Key West is like the squirt Gross try to be PG here. Yeah, this word is squirt. It's actually delicious soda.
No, I think we soda I forgot about squirt. I actually get every now I see it. It's really delicious. It's not bad.
It's like a fresh guy It is kind of like a more sugary fresco. Yeah, but no Florida rocks in a lot of ways I'm obviously my brother lives there Terry's parents live south of Orlando We really dig the we really dig the east coast Florida like in August. Yeah, that's where actually this past week I was down there We stopped at St. Augustine the first no tonight nice and had a day there before he continued down sweet Yeah, cuz I went there and then to before that I went to Tampa to look at Tampa University with my kid Oh, yeah, and then we drove across from the west coast to the East Coast.
Tampa University is fucking awesome. Really? Yeah, it's fucking cool I don't think I've ever been to Tampa. I've heard it's nice.
I mean even as Sarasota, which is like basically Tampa basically Tampa Yeah, well, it's like it's like Tampa's strip mall. It's the North Charleston of Charleston really cuz their so nice No, I know I just meant like distance wise But no, we've been looking at land just just like southeast of Orlando That's where it's at man kind of in between Orlando and Coco Florida perfect Yeah, that's actually one of the most attractive things about Florida is there is a ton of stuff That's very similar to Charleston that's cheap as shit And there's not that many people which is weird because you go to any of the like more populated areas and you're like like go to Orlando Oh, yeah, or like fucking get closer down to Miami and you're like fuck this place Yeah, there's no way I could live in one of those cities, but I dig their infrastructure the highways Oh, they definitely think ahead down there They've got like the highways like just anticipating more people come They have the hyper train that goes from like Orlando to Miami and they're actually putting a stop in like I think in Coco or maybe goes from Jacksonville to Miami some some hyper train you can hop on and you know like in sick Japan Whatever does 200 plus miles per hour? I'm a few times alligator alley or whatever That's called that highway between the east and west that goes through the Everglades. Yeah, that's basically hyper train because you can Hollass yeah, that's another great thing like Hollass don't stop me.
What are you doing? So when there's occasionally cops in certain areas, but for the most part they've I mean, it's Florida They've got more shit to worry about yeah, yeah, like I listen There's plenty more worry about than you speeding That is one of the weird things about down there though is like the disparity in Income levels is nuts. Yeah, that's why I want to like like there's crazy poor to like fantastically rich within a few miles of each That's kind of everywhere like it's like that downtown Charleston I mean, yeah kind of they'd like to think so but there's not I mean the money in Florida is far more than anybody here Yeah, yeah, that's how we're living out what area you're in basically where we're gonna be moving to the middle of nowhere That's right kind of in between two places, but I mean 30 minutes to Orlando 30 minutes to the beach Can't really happen. Oh, I know yeah, we're two parents Louv I can't remember the name of the town, but it's only like 20 minutes south of Orlando and it's like an hour and a half Maybe two hours to Tampa.
Yeah, so it's probably not even that probably about 45 minutes to the other coast like yeah It's not that close to everything down there. It's a skinny state. It is very skinny Yeah, you can get from one side of the other in a couple of hours It's really not that bad, which is nice. No north to south.
That's a different story. It's long very fucking long I just have a joke like describe opinions by listen. It's not long, but Lisa skinny So what'd you guys do? I had a graduation brandy's family had a graduation in it high school grad so we just went down there Okay, so that must have been a big deal No But yes, no, it's you know one of her close cousins kids graduated, but it was nice I mean graduating class like 300 something so half the family was excited the other half was like fucking college boy Right it was a girl.
I'm sure there's at least a few people in her gypsy family that are like what do you think you're better than me? I'm graduating high school probably which we try not to touch this people but you like hanging out with them I do I like hanging out with all her family dude. It is so much fun. I mean you're my school should I imagine Probably pretty cool like we went out on the side by side out in the middle of the swamp sweet I was a blackout drunk since you some texts and everyone's a text yes one that just is unreadable I don't know what I was trying to type there was definitely some gibberish text It's fantastic.
She did good. She took dirt. They probably made sense of Florida. Oh man.
We did that we did I mean how to pool party love a pool party. See last next up there. I've never seen a snake out there What no supposedly a huge python problem. Yeah, I've never seen him even on the side by side I mean like I said I was like out drunk.
Oh right. Yeah, you don't remember apparently we chased some deer down And I don't remember that like they're like you remember the deer last night. I'm like now what? Not at all Just get so I get so excited and worked up like we get down there like I can let loose and then I let loose too much most of time Yeah, you've got this weird alcoholism Now I'm a bit shrinker That's probably closer to what I have but it is kind of fun to see because it comes out occasionally There's like this like weird little kid energy that comes out in you when all the governors are off Oh, yeah, and you're like oh, we're gonna get fucked up.
It's fine. It's just yeah, it's party time when when it's bread party time Yeah, I'm also for the time, but The next day is 40 time previous day is party time, but no it's because I live my life like during the week I don't really do much. I don't drink like I don't like occasionally. I'll come home Have a beer too, but like right when I want to let loose I'm like someone else is driving all right cool Let's get down.
Let's get down. How much you're gonna drink? I'm like until I'm done Or until you make me stop. Yes one of the two I get yelled at or until I'm done drinking That's always fun So what I was drinking was the pre pre mix long on the nice teas Oh my god the cat Morgan's like the big bottle.
Have you ever had those no fucking delicious are they really so good? So I'm not a huge fan of Captain Morgan just cuz I drink a shitload of it when I was younger Well, it's it's a long ice tea, so it doesn't really taste like alcohol at all I always go this doesn't even taste like I call it have people taste my drink. They're like that tastes like nothing But I'm like is it it's delicious That's just what's in my blood right now. Yeah, but like half a bottle of it.
I mean it's $20 for a bottle It's a tall bottle half a bottle of it and I'm lit and I drink a whole bottle So I'm like oh, we should yeah, I was gone How often do you drink real long islands? Sometimes are we ever attempted to make one never made them I do order them sometimes at restaurants or whatever. Oh shit Do you like us from the ham like cabinet? It's two of the new liquors for anybody to have in their body I love the problem Irish car bombs.
I love yeah. Oh, we just call them car bombs now. Yeah, whatever But yeah, the problem though is again, it's like it's too much you shouldn't have a drink like that no do I need a new drink called the parente. It's just like it's just liquor side by side So inside by sides in the elevator glades.
It was really fun. I can't take me was a security sign that said protected by a fuck around and find out Yes, yeah, that is the the most Florida sign I've ever seen absolutely dude like yeah you Want to fight out because we're all armed to the teeth. It's amazing. She needs guns done I did not shoot any guns no, but they do have a place you can shoot a fully automatic gun and I want to go there Those are fun.
Have you done them? Yeah, I bet you're so fun. I should fully automatic weapon I've shot a free auto a k a few times and it's pretty sick I want to find somewhere that has like a 50 cow like on the top of a truck. I'm beat I deal Oh, yeah, I bet that's so fucking fun to shoot.
I can't imagine just like ripping shit apart Yeah, just like you said a car down there not anymore do do do do do do do do I'm sure it's a blast but I don't know if it was just my dad instilling in me like extreme gun safety or you know just a desire to stay alive But lots of folks especially around these parts like to get drunk and go shoot guns and I'm like yeah That's why I got a line buddy. Yeah, it's just a couple of years bro. What's problem? I'm like yeah I'm not gonna drink and shoot guns with you dude.
You're more prone to make a mistake What's the big deal? We'll just bring a case of beer out to go deer hunting. It's not a big deal Yeah, it is actually I'll drink and fish all day. Yeah, that's about my speed.
Yeah speaking I think we were talking about this recently. I need to fish more. Yeah, let's go fishing more agreed I wish I had the puck was shut the puck has down every Sunday now me and you were going fishing. I totally agreed Shit bring this we'll just bring a mic on the phone Apparently the pier under the bridge and Mount Pleasant.
It's like right on the harbor. Yeah, apparently that's a really good spot to fish Yeah, yeah, that whole new park under there, right? Yeah, it's I don't have a boat I love to have one but also I would not love to have one. Yeah, we're supposedly kidding one I don't have enough money to have a boat or my aunts brainies ants getting one Someone's getting one.
I know I want to get a boat eventually, but kind of a truck bullboat I don't really want to use my work truck to pull my boat. Yeah, I thought about looking into what my brother does Which you know, he's wealthy, but maybe you can split it with a few people He just has a membership to a marina. Yeah Whenever you want one belt you just call them up and say hey I'm coming and they gas up one of their rental boats and you just take it for the day Yeah, I've heard of boat clubs or something that apparently it's very reasonable I mean, you know we work with people that boat and we could probably just talk someone to take it out I don't want to invite myself on anything. Yeah Feel the same way like I mean, I don't care what it is.
I'm not gonna invite myself over. Yeah, that's true. Okay. I can't say that Depending on the situation.
Yeah, it's something super awesome. Like I'm just gonna show up. Yeah, Brent. What are you doing?
You run into indoor skydiving unit to come to your house. Yeah, I'm there We were looking at that me brainy all the way down there. I'm like I want to do it indoor skydiving. Oh, that'd be sick They have I've never done I haven't either.
It's called like I flight or something. It's just like a giant fan that you just fucking Fluid in there. I'm like no, it's probably really expensive because is there anything better than like your whole body not touching anything? One of my favorite things to do in a pool is to just like let a little bit of air out So you go under the water and your whole body's just kind of like suspended there I like to breathe all my around and say how long I hold my breath while at the bottom like I'm dead Yeah, same you had to make sure you're touching the bottom so you can jump up otherwise you I'm a straddle it You're trying to kick it like oh shit.
I'm not the bottom here like kicking puddling trying to get up Yeah, my parents would always say that like they had to force themselves to get accustomed to it because we grew up on A like and my grandparents had an indoor pool somehow Growing up like this old 70s style like almost like a frankloid right house like it had multiple levels They just got they just fucking lucked out and bought this dope ass house on a small lake and they had an indoor pool And they were just like we had to get used to you guys like spending more time underwater than above it Yeah, and we would just come around and like see you floating underwater looking like you're dead all the time No, no another great thing about Florida. They don't have here. I don't know why they don't have here screen enclosures around the pools Every house in Florida has a screen enclosure on the pool. Oh, yeah, it's why don't they do that everywhere?
I know my brother's pool is like totally glassed in like a fucking atrium. Yeah, this is awesome Yeah, oh you can swim while it's raining swim anytime. Yeah anytime it's gorgeous like evil the screens though It's just like there's no mosquitoes. It's like a giant screen porch for the pool.
Yeah, and it's It's not that big even it's just you know big enough for you know It's like a pool in a little tiny area next to say his is like maybe 12 feet long and maybe five feet deep Like it's not even that big, but it's nice. You still plan to go visit him July. Yeah, his his babies do He's had a secret like the 14th or something word Apparently he's blown people's minds in Syracuse, Indiana with his Cybertruck nice He said he went to Dairy Queen and he literally emptied the place like everyone came out to look at it Yeah, I'm like I mean that that probably felt kind of bothering. He was like yeah a little bit but also like stop looking at me I'm like what do you expect?
You're driving a fucking Cybertruck in a small town in India. Yeah, it's not LA Yeah, you're from the future. Yeah, it's like you pull through with a Lambo people are still gonna come outside Yeah, what is that? He said there was some like fucking pizza Hut workers that were like oh man I didn't even think he would talk to us and he's like what do you mean?
I'm from here He ended up taking a couple of kids for a ride in it and they were like what and they're like pulling up all their fucking apps and tiktoks I'm in the Cybertruck motherfucker. It just sounds like a blast. He buy like I'm sure he bought like the top end like I don't know. He's got a regular well.
He used to have I'll have to do those. He pay for like the self-driving. I'm sure he's got self-driving Apparently that's like another like 10 grand or something crazy. That's what's funny about him Like he's got a lot of money and buys nice stuff for sure, but isn't crazy flashy with it like his other Tyler was like the lowest one you can get.
That's how rich people stay rich. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't just blow money All the people I know in my life who have money like you wouldn't really know I mean like I got nice things But it's not like I wear like gold chains and they got like right I got a brand new BMW every year Exactly and that's kind of his philosophy with it too Like you can tell at his house like it's it's not super big Yes, but it's nice and like the shit in it isn't like flashy, but it's like you probably know like you'll buy stuff that lasts a long time It's like a boss refrigerator or something like yeah, well exactly Look flashy, but it's gonna last ten years exactly and it's super nice stuff that lasts a long time You know like he won't buy like Louis Vuitton luggage You'll buy some shit that he's researched that's made of like super durable shit that will last a lifetime Yeah, like that's what I'll spend money on not something that just like yeah, it's 600 or something. That's nice and durable versus That's just nice.
He's like yeah I'd rather buy something that will be the last one of that I ever need yeah, especially with young kids Cuz you know they're gonna go through shit and beat it up. I can never be rich. I love gambling too much right speaking of Last week in July so I'm going to other casino. Oh, yeah, you are I am yeah, cuz that's what I'm going to do I know you said 14th, but we'll see if it's available feel free to come if you're online the 26th.
Okay. Yeah, wait When are you going like the 29th or something like the last weekend? Oh, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It will be I have like 600 bucks put aside already nice. I'm like gamble gamble never actually gamble gambled I was going there like a hundred bucks or something.
So you're gonna like actually going with a little bit of a roll Yeah, yeah, so I can actually see what I can do. That's fun I mean how dope would it be to like put a hundred bucks on a slot machine and like pay your house off pretty sick Not likely not likely at all. No, but it'd be awesome. Don't do that I mean don't put a hundred dollars on a slot machine.
I might don't do that I'm cuz I've been 500 the first night second. I'm only gonna have a hundred to put in a slot machine That's fair. I mean, it's gonna be a penny slot. I'm gonna be there all night.
How does casino poker work? The house takes a cut from the pot. What do you mean? So they don't care who wins?
They're just dealing and they take a cut of the pot really okay, so they get a percentage. Yeah, they get it So usually it's like a minimum number like let's say okay I always wondered about that because I just I just assumed it kind of worked like blackjack and like you're playing against the house But that doesn't make sense. No, yeah, you're playing against other people 100% And then they just make their money off if the pockets to a certain amount They take a bigger cut or something like that But they deal but then it does it doesn't limit out like the most they can get out of a pot is X amount So if it gets up to like a thousand dollars or whatever they're only gonna get however much Yeah, and then somebody was telling me that you can like some places will do like if you hit like a straight flush or something Like you get like a bonus. Yeah, they do have those there was a while I mean some places I don't know about the chair casino, but it's like right yeah, right now We're running if you get three of a kind aces you win a hundred bucks like just for getting it That's pretty sick.
Yeah, but also I play poker when I went down to Florida with Brandy's family. Yeah took all their money I bet you don't want yeah, he's like man. You told me you're gonna win I was like yeah, I told you before you started playing I was like are your friends cool that I take all their money cuz that's what's gonna happen He's like okay. Yeah, and I almost I was out early I bet because you're an annoying person to play a game But you're an annoying person to play poker with I always I'm good at coming back.
Well, yeah, I played better when I'm low on ships Yeah, because that's the only time you start playing tight. Yeah, that's true. That's exactly what it is Yes, I'll tell you Brent's secret right now And it annoys the fuck out of everybody including me is that he will fucking bluff his ass off all the time and then re-up That's not how most people play poker most people play relatively tight like bluff. Oh, you call it bluff When it's reasonable Brent will bluff when it's not reasonable So then you can't get a read on him and you can't tell when he's got something when he doesn't and that drives everyone absolutely insane Yeah, like I would you have I'm like I had a seven two yeah, I can they're like motherfucker I had a you were betting like you had a full house.
Why you a dick? I floated my three of a kind you dick head. Yeah, the way you play poker will get you killed in like Certain circles. Yeah, so I'm like always afraid to go to like a house game like a house casino Yeah, don't do that because they're gonna fight you you asshole Yeah, yeah ice cream and ice cream and ice cream and ice cream and over the booze truck.
I don't know ice cream Man, I'm sure it's kind of picking up dude. I totally wanted to steal that a macho man Randy Savage slim gym container at the gas station those are sick right there That's the first time I ever saw one I said show picture. I'm like I want to steal this right now Yeah, there was one at the pilot nearby you said you try to buy it from I did try by I was like you want What do you want for that? I'm like I'm like Of course, let's just tell you boss.
You lost. I don't know here's 40 bucks. Well, you accidentally film the trash Yeah, no one still that shit Speaking of gambling though, we might have to cut this because I've got what might make us super millionaires Yeah, let's that so there's a game called winning ticket. That's that Terry has that's like from the 70s the board game Yeah, we're played it.
I don't know about this board game. I must have played it either I just told you about it. There's no way you told me that I remember seeing something about recently maybe maybe to tell About I don't know so anyway, the whole idea is you have your piece and you move around the board and on one side You can earn money or lose money on the other side You can buy tickets and there are three different levels and so there's like three stacks of cards and in the cards You get numbers for the lottery and the lottery is like a little plinko machine You get three triangular shaped tiles and you drop them in there and it's it's only three combinations of one two and three Mm-hmm, so in the cards you get three two one one two three one one one one whatever But in mix in those cards is hold lottery So whatever red cards you and I have if I have a red lottery we play that lottery and then you win that amount There's a consolation prize and then you win so anytime you lose cash It goes in that pool as well as the money that you use to buy okay, and then it goes up from there There's like higher level lotteries. It's super fun to play and it would be a sick mobile game dude Or even like a PC game.
No, I don't think anybody does that how come no one does like tournament style of anopoly for real money I mean besides taking years to complete. Yeah But you don't say you want to play board games for money. What do you mean years to complete? You can just go to the long game.
They still think it yeah, you should play with 39 short We will fuck your life up now pretty quick Dude, I play with Brandy and first you all play you had to go around one time for you buy anything, right? No, okay, well we play that you go around once before you buy anything pussy anyways The next time laying on a part place the next role I landed on community Just said go to boardwalk about port part place and boardwalk and Brandy literally flipped the board She's like I'm not fucking playing with you. Whoa. She's such a sore loser when it comes to board games.
It's hilarious So yeah, so you're Monopoly is also short. Yeah, I win No, we we got in a streak when we first moved here We're you know just bored and played it all the time Dude, we got to the point where like you ever play a game so often that like you know who's gonna win Yeah, it's like the first like three rolls right so you can pass like three rounds and you're like, okay, you have that I have this I don't have a chance Eventually you're gonna widdle me down to nothing and you're not gonna give me what I need. It's not worth it I do love a board game. Oh, yeah, we just bought sorry yesterday.
I forgot how much fun that shit is Yeah, sorry is a fucking fun game like I'm gonna crush you Dude, it's so awesome because uh when you get out and then you get the negative two and you get to go back and you're like Boog on right here Yeah, and you've got to change places card Which is sick and obviously my favorite is take one out of your base and replace it with somebody on the board Sorry, I have to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, especially when they're right there at the end of your thing You're like, I'm sorry. I gotta do it. I'm gonna have to do it It's so much fun and it's exciting for me because Terry has like a natural board game luck.
Yeah, dude We actually keep track because I'm competitive Like uno games. Oh, there's another great one. Oh no flip my personal favorite What else do we play a lot of battleship? I'm actually I'm actually a head in battleship But like shit like anything that anything is a game of chance like fucking aggravation shit like that She crushes me at more times than not and I don't know why just games a chance just natural luck kills it We play poker a few times She doesn't even know how to fucking play and she will destroy me.
Dude. I played brainy got into poker last time We had a friend's house and she's like I'll play and she's like actually really like that. I see why you enjoy poker I'm like, yeah, let's play babe. Yeah, it's fucking sick.
Yeah. Yeah, you want to throw a turn at our house. I don't care Yeah, so what do I mean? It's good call.
That's the same thing we did down in Florida It's like twenty thirty dollar buy-in someone goes home with some money you lose twenty thirty bucks have a night of fun German style is fun. I love Turner style Personally, I like cash cash game. It's a little more exciting. Yeah, but it can get dangerous Yeah, again, that's why it's more exciting.
Yeah, let me pull out my wallet and there's 20 on that and you're like go fuck yourself Dan. This was a fucking 30 cent this was a friendly game. Yeah I think the pot is currently $4 and you went though 20 on there. All right, well get your bitches out of here Yeah, it gets uncomfortable too when you're like way better at poker than the people with you Yeah, like you were just saying like everybody has to be comfortable with me taking all their shit I'm messing up to I was like hey everyone's cool if I win.
I'm a new guy. I don't really know this me. Oh, that's the worst That's all I'm like I was like I know you know that but is everyone else gonna be cool with me winning It was turn of style 20 bucks everyone's finals iron we played some left right center after that here play that yes You mean in between yeah, yeah, I know the name for it Oh, is it where you pull one on both sides in the middle left right center is a dice game? Oh, okay I don't know so basically everyone starts with three bucks right you have dice that either has a dot a star on L or an R Okay, so if it says L you pass a dollar to left says are you pass dollar to the right?
It's a dot if it's a dollar if it's sorry put it in the middle last person have money gets the pot sounds like a drinking in Yeah What's that one called actually? Shit there is there's a dice game. There's a dice drinking in the story similar to that. Oh another dice game We like is a 10,000 what's that a far coal?
There's a new there in the one basically just you're rolling a fiber five dice Huh, I mean the six I can't remember but you roll the dice and you're trying to get points like three of one numbers worth a thousand Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and so you just you just rolling like you have to get up first first hit 10,000 points wins Yeah, my buddy Chuck shut up Chuck Cleaver from Chicago was a bartender in Whatever town is next to the fucking Packers in our yeah, yeah closer there Yeah, no, that's Michigan is Wisconsin. Oh Wisconsin. Okay, and uh cheese cheese Exactly and so they would play that bar dice game for tabs. Oh, man.
Yeah, so you know get close to the end of the night And you know you're playing bar dice for whose pan whose tab it's pretty exciting another great guy's game shut the box You ever play that no, that's good one. It's a box. You open the box and there's two three four five six seven eight And all the way to twelve. Huh, so you roll your dice Mm-hmm and let's say it's a three and a four you either drop seven or you drop three and four or drop three You drop four and the whole point is you got to get all the numbers down So if you put if you got like seven three times in a row and you're had your three down your four down and your seven down Then you throw seven again.
You can't knock anything else down so you lose. Oh That sounds kind of fun. Yeah, if you have special bucks. Yeah, I guess I'm so I mean I guess technically not I mean you don't really have to have a box But you roll the dice in the box no point is to close all the numbers so you can shut the box pretty sick Mm-hmm.
I like dice. So what else is going on? Not much man. Just living life try not to think about my back name See if you're gonna see it.
I have not is it good. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah, it really it really flushes out like the He creates in Fury Road So obviously it's a story about Furiosa, but like the whole like gas town bullet farm like those and you know The Citadel all three spots it like kind of fleshes out those areas. It actually goes there in certain parts of the story You know what that tells about how like she becomes you know Like the you know the driver of the war rig and all that shit.
It's pretty cool. The Mad Max video game was actually really really fun It was super sick. I think they did a great job with it. I think so too.
It could have been a little better There was some definitely some slow parts. Yeah overall. I think it was fantastic Definitely the highlight though for me was Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, and George Miller did that shit on purpose where he's like Yeah, I wanted somebody like charismatic and likable as the main bad guy because because like in the trailer Like there's no way he's the bad guy right and then like every trailer you watch like pretty sure he's gonna be the fucking bad guy The whole time you're watching it.
He's like dick. I mean he's gonna become good. He's gonna be a good guy eventually I mean, I know he's gonna be he's gonna turn it around and he doesn't he does not he's definitely a bad guy But you're still kind of cheering for him because he's so fucking likable Yeah, even with the fucked up face and everything like crooked teeth and a funky nose is not enough to diminish How fucking likable that dude is and it it fucks with your head the whole movie and it's great Yeah, cuz I keep seeing the trailers. I'm like he's gotta be a good guy eventually He's like one of those like he's back at the beginning and then like every trailer like that He might just be a bad guy what one of my favorite parts is so what have a beer please?
Oh beer Yeah, you're a big dog. But one of my favorite parts is uh, so he's kind of a douchebag Yeah, which is great and what would what vehicle would a giant fucking douchebag in a motorcycle bang decide to use as their Motor transportation he has three motorcycles tied together like a chariot like a chariot and he stands like on a chariot platform behind and controls them with like Like a fucking harness. It's so it's so hilarious, but also major atrocities that you're like I should fucking hate him Clear to the end you're like No, not a good guy. It's fantastic.
I really enjoyed it. Yeah, I gotta see that one There's another one I saw coming out here what it is now But there's a lot of people like whining about the CGI first of all here's the thing Like it's not green screen. Yes, it's that new volume stuff. Yeah, so it was amazing So they took actual shots and just like dressed them up It's almost more like augmented reality more than CGI Yeah, so like they make the cars look cooler and they make you know certain environments look different But if you look at a side-by-side of what they did they were actually doing that shit see that was my problem I saw the first trailer I'm like why does everything looks super CGI and I was like the whole thing about the original was this all like Yeah, I didn't think it looked at CGI the first trailer I was like this looks way too CGI like really I thought so I Was the first thing I said maybe I can't even tell and maybe it's maybe it's just because I can't really tell anymore I mean I couldn't tell any Avengers.
Yeah, that was the one that's I mean it still blows my mind So you thought actually in New York you thought all was real I mean like all the scenes in New York like maybe a car would be real But everything else wasn't even there like they weren't even in New York. No, it's fucking crazy Yeah, the whole volume stuff that I saw when we went to the SCAD thing I'm like oh, I see why like this is like the future of filming. Yeah, it's amazing Oh, yeah, cuz you went to 3d world like but the camera is in the 3d world But they're still real stuff in front of the cameras. It's weird as soon as they move that camera I was like oh shit like a light bulb goes off your head like oh, that's how it works.
Yeah, that's pretty awesome though Yeah, it's all the lighting's accurate everything. They don't have to like touch up in any post-production stuff You saw something else recently? I don't know I saw some old shit recently that I don't know how I missed It's definitely B-Class maybe even see and there's like five or six of them called transers You see that shit transers. Yeah, it's like people in the future can like go back in time as long as it's their ancestor Oh, and there's like a some sort of evil organization that can do something similar But they can make people in the past turn into like crazy zombie people that have like enhanced abilities But they become retarded and so this dude goes back in time to like stop it in different sections And it's pretty fantastic.
It sounds super familiar, but I think it's they're all on Amazon. I had to watch one Yeah, it transfers. It's the shit. The first one is a little cheesy.
It actually gets better later. Okay, and it's It's like Helen Hunt's first movie and then she comes back for like the next two I was like why is she still in this? Like by the time the third one rolls around you're like wait a minute She's like a real actress by then why is she doing this? You see that remake in a twister I did see that kind of exciting.
That was a pretty awesome move when it first came out. It's it's impressive Yeah, I mean the first one was definitely impressive. I've just been trying to catch up on finally finished X-M97 sick awesome It was good nice close finger. Yeah, I was putting off the last one for a while just because it was longer I did the same thing and I finally finished that thing.
So yeah, it's great seeing like a Captain America's there all of a sudden, right? Yeah, they just throw in everyone. It was nice. I'm huge fan of that Obviously we got Wolverine dip will coming up.
Yes. I was like when June no July I've seen that like the night before I leave nice You have tickets or something? Yeah already bought tickets. It's the highest pre-sale of a rated R movie of all time I believe it Yeah Like it's like it's already shattering records and it has a great thing like you know like if Ryan Reynolds is involved Like his passion mind.
He's not gonna let it like get fucked up. Well, especially because it's his yeah That's what I'm saying like he's he's gonna be like yeah No, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make a bad movie well And then you know obviously everybody's excited because he talked to you Jackman into being Wolverine again Yeah, like he had retired the role. He's like yeah, I'm not doing that shit anymore and you're like Oh one more time come on man. Just one more and he's like all right.
I re-watched a Wolverine origins the other day It's great until the end and it is great until the end yeah, like seriously I shut it off at the end every time Yeah, whenever he all of a sudden dead was there like wait He finally found a way to show you up and you're like and I found a shot this movie off Cuz don't I can't remember now do they end up killing gambit? No, I don't think so. Oh, that's right. They just never use again Yeah, no, yeah, he just dissipation the movie.
Yeah Huge mistake cuz he was a great character man so good But yeah, the the whole like lead up and leave Shriver as Sabre to this so fucking awesome. Yeah great saber to the choice I still think that fight between Him and Wolverine at the bar is one of my favorite Wolverine fights of all time. Yeah, where they're just fucking shit up Yeah, like we're both gonna fuck each other up. Yeah, it's fantastic super fun to watch and obviously we're all the outcry for Rine Reynolds's Deadpool came from because at the beginning of that movie.
It's awesome. Yeah, it's like oh he was so good at pool Yeah, it's entertaining a shit and they're like oh they're there they just fuck it up so bad like like I don't know How they did that to like was not a single person the background was like hey listen guys We listen can't do this is a well established character and everybody's gonna be pissed at it What did we don't care also give him cyclops powers? Yeah, that's right Yeah, he doesn't need a visor nothing. You know he can control it.
It's great Yeah, why not just give him diamond skin and just call today. Oh geez. I mean I guess it could have been worse Do you know it's a good show what's up? I think I talked about it last time resident alien.
Oh you did it's been so long I've seen a couple of them. They're really good. It's been so long since I've seen like a good sitcom It's not even really a sitcom. Yeah, but like I haven't watched and followed a show like that like a comedy sitcom He typed show in a while plus I'm a big fan of Steve the pirate.
He's an amazing actor. He's great and everything Yeah from Firefly to I can't help it Because a fucking dodge ball Night's tail. Yeah amazing in he's good and everything Yeah, super underrated obviously cuz I can't tell you his name I had it until he says to the pirate I'll stuck in my hair. Yeah What are we gonna do all these doubloons?
He's so good, but also evil. Oh, yeah, what's up? So it's basically like the Catholic Church has like a priest Psychiatrist and like a technical guy and they go and like either debunk approved miracles or okay demons or you know What stuff like that what's that call evil? Okay?
I think the final season just came out. It's like three seasons long It's weird cuz I first like I was like a other like debunking stuff and then kind of gets into a weird realm of like what is real What isn't real kind of like that shit? What's that? I'm think we've talked about it before what's that fucking Heath Ledger movie where they're like They're kind of like exorcists, but it turns out they're like vampires or something.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm not sure Or no, maybe it's not Heath Ledger. It's the other that do it's the do play vision or no you talk about priests Okay, that's different. Okay, you know how about that. No, I think this one actually has he's legend is it the the brother's grim No, that's a good one too.
That's a good baby. Terry Gilliam shout out. He's a Yeah, I don't remember the name of it, but it's really good imaginary. I'm a doctor but not Paris another great show I'm super excited about and I'm sure everybody knows me this tired of me talking about it is tires on Netflix with What is that?
Shane Gillis speaking of Shane Gillis. Have you seen the new M. M? He's a good shit.
Yeah, she'll sit in it. Yeah, I mean fuck It's very classic M. M, but seriously watch tires. It's fucking it is great.
It is great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, it's not even that long.
It's only six episodes one of the few Netflix shows that was renewed the second it came out Yeah, I mean it pretty much takes off from his like their original sketches. They were doing yeah They did a pilot about it and I think I mean I think it's cool like that's what you want Like anybody in a group of friends would like to imagine like if somebody hits it big Yeah, they're gonna bring the rest of you along and that's totally what Shane has done Which I think is dope like yeah He didn't expect to get as big as he is right now And I think it's kind of freaking him out honestly. Oh, I'm sure because I'm not even that funny guy The great thing is like he's like sticks to who he is yeah, he hasn't changed This is just so I have to go fuck yourself hasn't acted different. Yeah talk different He's like he just still does his podcast.
He still hangs with his boys. Hey, we still do that Yeah But that was a cool thing about tires is like he funded all that did he yeah like the whole series Netflix didn't fund that See, that's that's what they agreed to let them do a show and Shane was like okay I'm gonna have all my people then because I'm paying for the shit And so obviously McEever did everything Riding wise and you know kind of a funny cameo for the other shop and then all the other people in it are all their friends Oh, man, Steve. What's the name? Steve Gerben no, maybe not Steve the maker big dude.
Oh, that's a conner. Oh, that's real name is a conner I don't remember whatever camera is named the show. Stepharo. What's his name?
His real name? No big fat dude. Oh, stavros. Savros.
Yes Yeah, he does a great job fucking amazing. He's so good. It's so Dude, he's fucking fun. He was gonna watch me peel out.
Yes, absolutely Man, do you see the fucking car wash? Oh, yeah Man when she slips it's right on the fucking wind. I fucking almost pissed myself dude. It's You'll probably be fine.
Like if that happened in real life like oh I was cry laughing when that should happen whoa You just so unexpected. Damn it. Well, yeah boy. You want to get come here get some tigers slap And I hate the fact that I'm a big fan and I also got tricked did not recognize my customer at all who's he?
He's the cop what the bicycle cop is like hey, man. You can't be putting girls in a Okay, yeah, I was like what the fuck that was Matt. Yeah, we had reports of someone trying to push girls into a storage container Man so anyway, sorry to spoil a little bit of it Fantastic, it's got kind of like it's got kind of an indie movie slash office vibe where it's like a bunch of like Lovable losers that kind of get their shit together eventually and it's it's fun. It's fun.
Watch. Yes. It's great show has kind of a kind of good feel good kind of Ending to it what man? I think I gotta rewatch the end of it I think I think Gerben the Steve Gerben the fucking main character crushes it.
He's like kills it the Jorkiest fucking loser Like calm man. Come on. Just relax. He's like alright.
Yeah, you're right. Alright. I'm gonna black out bikinis I'm probably gonna black out work with it. You have two or three.
He's like yeah, yeah three or four I listen I'm probably gonna work I love so much. It's so good Shane is Shane is great. He's just great man. Have you seen shame live yet?
Just the one in that they didn't draw us in Where it was it was kind of a showcase it was like Shane big J. Tim Dillon I can't remember. We don't play on going to Bert's thing do you know it's too hot it is it's a bad time It's a bad show and a bad location and for location. It really sucks because I think so there's gonna be there That's I heard that would be the thing.
I want to cuz I think Chad Daniels I heard there's gonna be quite a few people there that are gonna be I think Chaddaniels and Soder and Mark Norman are gonna be there and I'm like I haven't seen any of them I've seen chaddaniels, but I wouldn't mind seeing him again. Oh, what's the name of the dude to play the Italian dude? Entires what's his name? Oh Schultz Schultz God.
He's fucking hilarious dude. Yeah the Wops. Yeah the Wops Yeah, so during Tommy Pope, too. Yeah.
Yeah, he was fucking funny. This shit. Oh man. Can you make the tits bigger?
Yeah? Watch this You're really good at that. Oh shit. It's a great show.
Yeah, definitely watch it if you haven't seen it That's actually the most likable in my opinion that Schultz has ever been yeah cuz I really don't dig that dude Okay, I will say his comedy is funny. Yeah, I can't see him on podcast. He's very full of himself Yeah, and it's I don't know his attitude is rubs me the wrong way. It's just not for me I'm not saying he's not funny because his stand up is funny.
I have to say I kind of I've kind of falling out with Bert and Tom I don't know why I just are you subject to internet bullshit? No, that's overwhelming No, I hear a lot of people talking about it, but I get it But I noticed it before the whole internet stuff started. I think with Bert anyway, it was I mean It's it's obvious to me anyway one Bert over saturated himself Yeah, he was fucking everywhere and then I think the movie kind of pushed it over the edge where everybody's like what the fuck yeah Okay, we get it. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm actually like his last name special was awesome. No, he's actually really funny Yeah, and I'm tired of people saying these not because he actually is funny and he's a pretty decent comedian Yeah, as is Tom, but Tom leaned into the fucking fat pours thing. Oh, yeah Which culminated with that video of him like absolutely crushing a fucking ticket agent at the airport Yeah, and then filming it.
Yeah, yeah, it really put him in a bad. That was the problem I don't think I've seen that video but I heard about and I was like no Tom He went you do I started to watch it when it came out and I was like this is bad I just shut it off Yeah, and it's just obviously bad because he ended up deleting all of his tweets for like a month Is that move bro? Yeah, like he's still funny. Yeah, but it was just a bad movie was Tom Def and I just haven't I haven't listened to any of their Podcasts in a while.
It's just kind of it's always seems more the same type deal. I listened to or watched I guess Most of the one where they just had Tony on after the yeah, yeah, yeah You see the roasts do fuck yeah, dude the way fuck the way Tony all the podcast was like yeah It was a great comedy show to you to cuddle stage. I was like, oh shit Yeah, he does not fucking hold back. It was true like yeah, they kind of broke it up But it was like I just didn't really get it.
I don't know which was funny because at the same time He's very respectful because he's like a show. I mean obviously I there's a I owe the two of you a lot Yeah, there's a lot of shit that people don't know about like early at the comedy store when Tony was dog shit And Tom and Bert would help that help him out a lot. Yeah, but you know everybody has a short memory man All right, I mean people change yeah, you don't always get along with I mean I've had friends and then you know either you You're friend change enough to where you're not friends with them anymore. You know like I hate that dude I'm like I'm back around.
Yeah like oh actually this person has stopped being a douchebag and I'm gonna hang out with him Yeah, but you get to point sometimes where she's like I don't have that I guess I'm just not my favorite anymore But yeah, I honestly feel like those were the problems I think Bert was over saturated and he didn't stop telling the machine soon enough I don't know if he still tells it but he needs to stop. Yeah, people are sick of it. Absolutely I mean I like I went over one of his shows and he did it. I'd be like I'm gonna just go Yeah, I don't need to see again.
Yeah, I've seen him do it Some do live in Colombia He like totally switched it up and made it pretty hilarious like the different way that he did it Yeah, but there's nothing more you can do with it man. No, everyone does everything about it. Everyone does. Yeah It's it's yeah, just cut it.
But yeah, I totally agree He probably needs to just back off for a minute. I mean like I said, I don't have a problem I just do not my favorites anymore nor the page to it been listen to audiobooks. Yeah, what's I? It is Brandon Sanderson.
I don't know if you're a good fantasy writer pre-big fantasy writer. We listen to the uh, oh my gosh I'm drawing a blank right now. Anyways come find out You only get like 12 hours of listening on Spotify for audio books you have to pay for more which is bullshit because I have like 12 days to wait to finish a book I've been listed nonstop is that premium or number premium really? I guess because I get notifications about like oh included with premium.
Yeah, and you only get 12 hours It's like 12. That's not even enough to finish a book. It's not I know I'm like I'm like more than halfway through a book And now I have to wait 12 days. I'm gonna forget everything that was in it.
That's worship I mean even like this born series that's the what's it go the Mistborn series Mistborn. Yeah, it's actually really good I'm like I'm really into this and then all of a sudden it said you've listened to all your audio book hours You can purchase more and I was like go fuck yourself I will and I can't find out how to do it So I'm like I guess I won't yeah one of my buddies friend Yana keeps telling me to get on this I can't remember the name of it now. He even sent me a link. Yeah, book by Jim Butcher Or series of books but you're the Dresden files.
It's like a modern day wizard weird that you mentioned that you know There's a TV show that was made about that I what I started watching that like maybe two weeks ago shut the fuck up. Yeah, what huh about this wizard guy? Yeah, like a modern-day wizard basically. Yeah.
Yeah, he said the first book he said the first books Not quite as exciting because he's kind of like figuring out that he's a wizard Yeah, and then after that, you know basically like in modern life. He's like a magic user Yeah, that sounds sick, but I just haven't looked into it. I mean the show is pretty good. It's like basically Yeah, a guy who's a wizard Harry Dresden, right?
And he like basically solves these super natural mysteries It's like a wizard detective almost that's pretty sick. It's pretty good. Yeah, I just you know I'm so obsessed with comedy that that's I mean I'm mostly listening to either specials or podcasts when I'm on the road Yeah, that's what I when I got the audiobook because I heard a bunch of people talking about Brandon Sanderson I'm like I need to read a new fantasy book. I was like I'm not gonna read a book It's be real and I mean I'll read some of it, but I'll never finish it and so I'll do an audiobook and I'll do like click Dan I'm like yes, I get like an hour and a half to work listen to it hour and a half home listening to it It's not bad at all hour and a half traffic.
It takes you an hour and a half to work. Yeah shut up Yeah, are you serious? Uh-huh you don't live that far. No, I know but traffic Fuck yeah, that's why I don't I don't care about living out of town somewhere else because I'm like if it takes me Now, it's still shorter than it does right now.
Oh you fucking Yankees get the fuck out of trouble Get out of trouble then, you know, I'm not from here, but whatever Also, you dang get the fuck out of trouble. I mean shit when I came here. It wasn't like this. Yeah, y'all pushed me out of my hometown of James Island I move all the way to Somerville.
Yeah, things used to be reasonable here. You know my first yeah when you first met here You were in James Island, weren't you? No originally I was in my pleasant. Oh really?
Yeah, fancy Yeah, the most expensive place in town to live you know I've got a something slightly less expensive but still way too expensive James Island first apartment the turn I lived in I mean it was one bedroom, but still was six hundred a month Yeah, you can't even live in this town for that you can't live in like the worst parts of the worst parts around this town No for that much not like you're like renting a room from somebody or something. I used to live in Castlewood Which is not that bad. I mean when I lived in Castle it Was like every night cops would be driving down like lights and sirens. I don't wear everybody called the castle hood Yeah, exactly what in the best place no it was like 700 bucks for two bedroom that mean like four dude split But yeah now now I think they're like eleven hundred dollars for Castlewood.
Yeah, I think the cheapest like non Stabby Apartment complex you can get right now one bedroom is like thirteen fourteen hundred bucks a month Yeah, one bedroom or buddy Ryan has it pretty lucky. Oh, yeah, well he's in rent control Right? Well, yeah, like someone owns that building just rinse just it's not like a complex. It's like a conno That's on owns.
Okay. I wonder how we got that shit. Yeah, it's an amazing price Like right by the pool in a great part of town. Yeah, it's amazing.
It's got a deal. Yeah, Jake lives in rent control downtown Yeah, and as long as he doesn't have additional people living there and as long as he works in food and beverage Oh, really? I think that's what he told me. He's like yeah, he has to stay working or something weird like that It's something like he can't make too much money or yeah, it's some weird policy.
That's like not really governed You know, it's disgusting is he's actually killing right now. I bet he is great. What do you go to? Flooring sales.
Wow really selling like hardwood floors. I mean, he's like the only salesman in Charleston Yeah, I'm from Charleston to Myrtle Beach for a company that like does a lot of shit I don't give one stuff He like just shows up and measures and gives people information nice. It's a I'm like fuck I should have gone with you speaking up for speaking up Florida I was looking at the Orlando office where we work. Yeah, her and like two salespersons and a service manager right now No shit.
Yeah, you should take that service manager job. Do I don't know why didn't go great for other friend who took the position? Yeah But is that like the big service manager or is that like supervisor? I think it's big service manager and that's always managers not so bad not so bad at all because that's totally a top-down thing Yeah, sorry this is inside baseball, but but no I know and I'm like man I kind of want to take that and just be like listen Brady.
We'll be we'll be together again in a year. I Don't know the guy who has that position where we are it doesn't seem to be too stressed out No, doesn't seem like has to do a whole lot. No, he doesn't listen this podcast as I can say that As far as we know yeah, maybe he does whatever. They're great.
You're doing great job. Yeah, you're killing it right guys My position is a perfectly. I have everything I need to do my job So What else gonna man hold on nothing trying to lose weight yeah, I mean I say up yeah I had the hiccups I hiccups so loud and annoyingly that friend is like you're faking it I'm like no like my hiccups. They're like, but I like it's almost like a cough like it's so loud and like spontaneous I'm a lot of puker.
Oh me too. I can't stop it like I've had friends that like go to the bathroom And they're like I just do up and I'm like how no me I'm in the next room. I didn't hear shit me. I'm like you're like Hey, buddy.
Are you ready puke? Like my whole body freaks out. Oh, yeah, constantly I think huge heaves brandy doesn't have that brandy's very like whoo Like that's her throw up like a cat almost like a cat like what oh yeah me I'm like fucking holding on to the toilet seat like yeah vomiting in a cone shape in front of you little concern that I'm gonna have a stroke Yeah, yeah faces beat red beat red brain is on fire. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know I think it's I think women have like years of like a what's it called when they throw up to lose weight? Bellini believe me years of believing I figured that out out though quietly. I can't make myself throw up I mean I can but it's not fun one time when I was younger. I mean I don't think there's any reason I can't tell the story So one time when I was young My one time stamp to sneak something onto a cruise ship.
I swallowed it in something. Yeah, so I've had three you want this one? No, you go ahead So to sneak something on a cruise ship I put it in something and swallowed it and then I couldn't make my serious I couldn't make myself throw it up hilarious And so I just got like blackout drunk on beers and ended up puking and it was like the first thing I came up because obviously there's air in it So I'm floating on top of my stomach the entire time dude. Yeah, it's a bad decision.
Yeah, I actually knew a dude I don't have a latex algae. I actually knew a dude R.I.P By the way, I was away from the left because it was a problem Died from so trying to peek up a cold fish. No, he swallowed a bag of coke. Mmm.
Yeah, mine wasn't that mine killed me They were like driving into Canada or something and it's hilarious because it turned out to be a nothing stop So the dude swallowed the baggie and chased it with like regular coke like regular coca-cola Yeah, it ate through the bag and it burst in a stomach and he died like in 20 minutes. Yeah, should at least split the bag with a friend Yeah, I mean what's wrong with like I was wrong. Just put it just put in the carpet and just crush it in the carpet Yeah, I mean anything but find something somewhat don't swallow cocaine sharp and like cut a hole in the fucking seat and shove it in there Do you like what are you doing? Yeah, cuz he wasn't even driving here's the thing like how big a bag I mean it was I think it was just like a couple of balls.
Okay, I mean It's not like a kilo. No, that's I'm saying like enough to kill you if you took it all at once You'd go to jail for 25 years for having it. I mean depending I mean this was like he's crossing the borders in 90s Yeah, so it was probably enough. I mean you knew you had it first offense though I mean you know you had it you knew you were going across the border Why would you put those two things together huge mistake?
What a dumb idiot fucking dumb dead idiot? I've been playing Last epoch I've heard of that, but I don't know it is a action RPG which I don't know if you like Diablo 4 I'm a fan. Yeah action RPGs are great. I love them I've been playing that a little bit and I've been playing to your finish track and stuff.
I never did no No, I haven't finished ballers yet mostly because I kind of fucked up an Essential quest at the end that you have to go to like multiple locations in the last city mm-hmm and Nothing's like triggering something else to happen and I don't know what to do to be fair What happened was spoiler I was kind of getting sick of playing it after a hundred hours. Yeah, what you do I'm super leveled up. I can crush anything in front of me And so I just went in guns blazing and I'm like I'm just gonna clear the map of anything I find and kill it. Oh, no I can't get to the last few bosses because I have no idea what's going on because I skipped all the dialogue and skip skip kill kill And was just killing shit.
Yeah, so I have no idea and I'm like man at this point I'm I was just fucking start over or not play it That's the thing I read alloted it and started playing it again But I'm like onion you character cuz I don't remember like I really like to RP this stuff like I like to be like stay in character Like this character's gonna be this type of person Yeah, and I couldn't remember what my last character what I was thinking when I was playing him So I started new character and then I got to about the same location. Yeah, I gotta do a card I've never made it to Baldur's Gate Yeah, it's usually act two and I kind of like run out of steam Well, I can tell you if that's if act two's too much Maybe don't play that game because there's like three times as many side quests once you get to Baldur's Gate It's not even side quests. It's just like I don't know what it is. I just get bored Yeah, it's kind of over one of your character syndrome where like you fall out for stuff.
I'm like I want a new character I don't want to just got anymore try something else. Yeah, Skyrim was the same issue I did I did beat Skyrim though multiple times who hasn't like 20 year old game Fuck world on ps5. I've been playing stellar blade. Are you familiar with this?
I have heard of this It's pretty great. So what is it? So it's I guess you could call it action RPG because it's I would call it like a hack and slash because it's very much like You're doing one dungeon at a time type deal sort of so it's a you're a robot that is Sent to earth that's been like earth's been infested by aliens and like they're really like no humans left on earth There's very few humans just couple of small settlements And you're there to like eradicate the the infestation of these like weird ass aliens bring humanity back up to the fold I don't know but that that's your task, but you are a crazy hot sexy ninja robot Okay, the game has gotten tons of criticism Lots of people calling for like not necessarily x-rating but like there were huge calls for censorship You're about to fucking hot for me. Yeah, basically which is super fun So it's very high definition this robot like squirt oil out of her robot, which I know but she is very very fucking hot Huge ass giant tits and uh part of the game is to put her in sexy outfits Jiggle physics are out of this world nanotechnology.
She's hot as shit. Still don't bend like that, baby But honestly, that's just like icing on the cake. It's a really great game. What was it called again?
Stellar blade. I haven't heard of it. I just can't remember what I've heard about it Yeah, you're like you know fight with the sword mostly jerking off like two days Now you've got like this uh super cool sword level up and yeah Yeah, and so you level up and like you can pick different skills to yeah I mean, it's like uh like a god war or dark ciders or you know like hack a slash RPG Yeah, not necessarily an action RPG is like you know like Diablo like it's uh, yeah That's more like repetitive. You go back in the same areas over over This is like a third-person action game.
Okay where you gain skills and look for collectibles and levels level up and shit Nice and you just happen to be hot as shit and you know what? I've really been thinking like really hard the past like four or five days starting a program again and make a game Like it's something I really want to do. I'm telling you winning ticket dude It's super fun and in a mobile platform would be awesome You could play it solo or multiplayer and it would be the shit be super fun to play They don't have like fake lottery tickets. No scratch off.
Why has no one done that yet? I don't know they have fake slots and fake coin push machines No one's had a fake scratch off lottery ticket game Not really but there is uh a game that game type that I've just recently learned about I don't know enough about it to talk about it just yet, but it's it's kind of like that where it's uh It's basically designed around like loot box slash like random Random rewards. I do like that's like the whole game. I love rng.
Yeah, something about loot box, man It is fun. I can get you. It's like my gambling addiction Yeah, like uh like call of duty used to be like that where you could like get loot boxes and different Gungarians, which I thought was great as long as it's illegal now as long as it's not paid to win if it's just cosmetics I'm a hundred percent okay with it. I mean apparently it's better paid when and that's why people hate it Yeah, like hey, so if it's like hey look I got lucky and got this gun that shoots 20 times fashion any other gun in the game Well, yeah, and you can buy those boxes like that's pretty unfair But also but that's that's why I had a problem with call of duty for a while because they've addressed it at this point But there were a few years where they hid the paid win.
Did you know about? I feel like I've talked about it before but I actually looked up activision's algorithm Oh, like if you look into their patent paperwork like they actually improve your chances of success if you bought shit Oh, like the more money spend the better lobbies you get in time Right, so have I ever been good at call of duty or is it just because I spend money on it? Whatever you will I like how most games have really gone more to like cosmetic only yes or that's the way to get your chance like yeah If you want to be complete. I don't like games as a service No, I mean hell divers is great, but I really don't like that model.
Well, even I guess that is also I mean still the battle pass or whatever right right that kind of thing That's always gonna be a thing for now on ever since I think it's gonna be here Yeah, it's it's a mobile game type shit that's been put into here's what I think consoles and PC They should do yeah have a battle pass. That's great It's free right or you can spend 20 dollars to buy the battle pass and when you buy the battle pass you get everything that would you Would get for free if you play the game. I totally agree that way. Yeah, you can play and get it all But then at the same time then they just stretch out like yeah, it'll take you 14,000 hours to win all of this argument 20 bucks No, yeah, I'll pay 20 Speaking games also been playing a little bit of uh the 2k wrestling.
Okay, it's pretty good Dude, it's the best wrestling game. They've put out in at least ten years man. It's really fun I used to love wrestling games and like last like two or three. I played I was like horseshit right bullshit Yeah, it's like what was it legends or whatever?
Yeah, that's kind of okay. It was okay But like it wasn't like most reason one who's back on the super Nintendo shit like killing it the 2k 24 version is fantastic It's it's super tight. The graphics are good. The moves are fun I'm gonna have to get you to fire that up with my leave the options of shit You can do are insane.
They even added like wait the most important question. Do they have like make a custom wrestler? Oh, yeah, okay? Even beyond that so they have like My universe and so you can like pick a superstar and go through and like play their storylines But you can also like kind of fuck with their storylines a little bit You kind of like my GM kind of thing like hey What happened what would have happened if the rock would have won this one right?
You can like change who your allies are your got your rivals are and such like that or there's like a sandbox mode Where you can just do whatever you want you can like design how all this the storylines play out You can play whoever you want in those storylines like crazy They also added like them kind of like in 2k how they have 2k like NBA or NFL I think FIFA does it too where they do like my team which is like a card game. Yeah, you can't charge the bill your own Yeah, you like build your own like faction. Hey, that's what it's called. It might be my faction So you like get cards to create like your own team and the higher level card, you know, they have different abilities and shit It's pretty fun I also discovered that there is a female wrestler that's fucking cool as shit.
It is it I can't remember her first name, but it's something bellaire. It's this fucking sassy ass black chick Are you familiar with her at all? No, huh? Dude, I saw her in like because they have you know like real videos of like Yeah, like the cussing stuff.
Yeah, and apparently she's huge and really fun to watch She's got like this long ponytail that she fucking whips people in the face with She's like this crazy strong fucking black chick that like is all sassy as shit fucking knocks shit out of people super fun to watch It's something bellaire. I can't remember the first name. I'll check that out, but that's pretty much all I got Yeah, same. It's a lot lot going on a lot not going on.
Yeah, we're yeah, all right now We're on our half sweet pretty solid episode, bro. I think so we miss our buddy Steve here today We do miss you Steve. I mean, he's not dead. He's just not here.
Yeah, we'll never get you Steve He's just out there kicking ass. Just just living his life. Yeah, man, but um, yeah, it's been good catching back up with you You know, Todd, this episode catch back up It is the last time I did that because we got like four four hits on it. That's right.
Nobody wants to listen to something with just catching up Just catching up just daily down land. Yeah, dude. No man, but it's good to see you. I hope you feel better I will try I'm gonna keep taking medicine and hopefully I don't need surgery if so then I probably won't be on here for a while Or you'll just be in a really good mood.
Yeah, morphine's feeling great, man. Listen now, but thanks for listening. I'm Brett. I'm Dan.
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