Welcome to Liffer and Brent. I'm Steve. And I'm Dan. And we're here to live forever.
In the podcast studio. Feel very professional with headphones on. Yeah, man. You don't have to leave us on.
Yeah, but I can hear you all that herself. Yeah. It always makes me quiet. It's like a fart on my butt.
No, I just. What? I don't know. I just felt like saying it.
I'm done with that. You know what I mean? I'm quiet. I didn't even random shit.
Like, oh, pussy. Right. Suck it. There you go.
What was that one? Queer. No. What?
You're off the rails. I'm ready. What was the word you said that was so underrated that you really liked? It was on another podcast.
Like Queer Bait or not Queer Bait. Butthole. Oh, butthole. Butthole.
That is a good one. Right? Nobody says butthole. No one.
I like it. We're bringing it back. It's got the butt. Fucks an old pussy.
It's got some. It's got some. And it's got some good assonance. Assonance.
That's what you did there. I saw it. What's up? How's everyone do you?
There's two. You know, not too bad. Three. You know, works sucks, but who cares?
Yeah. Yeah, my new works sucks already. Not in a bad way, but in like a really like it makes me wonder about fucking people. So why would you order a fucking pizza in a dark neighborhood?
I wonder how fucking people are on the side. Yeah. But not turn on your porch light. And you're just like, you got to call somebody.
I actually called a dude and was like, would you mind turning your fucking porch light on so I could like tell which house is yours? Yeah, I can see my way up to your door. I mean, I'm not worried about somebody jumping out. But I mean, I'll fuck them up.
Man, I've delivered some pieces and shit. There's some places where you're a little scared you're going to get shot. Yeah. Like you're I mean, have you run into these people yet that I forgot they ordered one?
No, some of the funnier things that I've ran into was like, I so I went into an apartment complex and it's like two sets of buildings, all of them or three, excuse me, three sets of buildings. They all have basically the same address. Yeah, I hate that shit. It's like, ABCD, EF, ABCD, EF and it's like all of and the first one where it said I was supposed to be, I knocked on the door, this guy answered the fucking door.
His one eye was squinted so fucking tight and closed as soon as he opened the door, the person was like, whoosh, marijuana hit me in my fucking face. I think I got a contact buzz just from it and I'm like, this motherfucker stoned and he's like, what you looking for man? He's like, what you looking for man? He's like, yeah, all these places got the same address and I was like, yeah, I'll just call the customer.
That would be great. Hey, I'm like, that actually worded me more because I'm thinking this guy's stolen. He's probably fucking hungry. And you're like, yeah, I got that pizza.
You're like, yeah, I am looking for a nickel bag. Yeah, I'll be right back. I got you. And then I went into a trailer park last night and it was actually pretty funny because there was all these little kids outside and again, the addressing, nobody puts numbers on the front of the fucking corner.
You're just like, okay, I'm just going to roll the dice here. And the way the kids were on the street is like, they were waiting for all these pizzas because there's like four pizzas. So I'm like, do you kids order a pizza? And they were like, yeah, yeah, we sure did.
I was like, nah, today little fella. So I look at my addresses and stuff and I start looking around. I was like, okay, I got to go up another like two houses. But as I'm driving, the little kids are walking this one little boy is like, hey, this is my girlfriend.
I mean, these are little probably 10 years old. Yeah. And so I deliver the pizza and they're like walking down the street, they come up and one little boy that was like, this is my girlfriend. He comes up and he's like, man, my girlfriend's already cheated on my house.
It's like, girls be like that. What would you catch her doing? She's old hands when my best friend is messed up. It was kind of cool.
It was a neat little interaction with. He was sharing her knee high. And there was about 10 of them. So they probably all together could have beat my ass.
Is that two of your ever reference? I know what your time is. He knows what's up. Yeah.
Oh, Steve's a man of the world. It sounds like a center America type thing. Yeah, it's a center America. They had it in Delaware too, which is man East Coast North.
Two things. I just had to say this real quick. Fuckin' Brian. Our buddy tried to tell me Colorado was Midwest this week and I'm like, hold up.
No, it's Midwest. It's in the middle of the country. Fuck you, it's not in the West, dude. It's on mountain time.
It's over the what's that? Here's the mountains. It's on the East side of the mountain. Okay.
So like the Samridian or some shit? Eastern time goes all the way to fucking Indiana. There's a whole other time zone called Central and then Mountain Time. That's where fucking Colorado is.
It's not in the Midwest. It's true. It's California Mountain Time? Yeah.
No, they're well, yeah. They're specific. So there's four time zones. They're like Americans never going anywhere.
It's like, are you fucking crazy? How big are our whole country is the size of your continent? Yeah. I mean, you guys might be bigger than Europe, right?
I'm sure it is. Oh, of course. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know what's nuts though?
Until the U. Grand War, I didn't realize that's the biggest country in Europe. Did you realize it's the size of fucking Texas? I did not.
It's huge. It's the biggest country. I also didn't realize that Australia is as big as the US. Yeah, that makes sense.
You know what blows my mind though? Like, and inside aside, three United States fit inside Russia. Yeah, but it's all nothing. Fuck.
It's like all Montana. Fuck dude, he wouldn't want to get lost in that shit. I wasn't really fucking cold. Yeah, no infrastructure.
It historically gets really cold in Russia. Yeah. Welcome to the cyber media com ride. Whatever.
I'm sure it's dope. Yeah, I'd love to go. Actually, I found a trip that me and my wife might go on. You mean a trip to the Brandy Plan for you?
No, actually I found it on a plan. Oh my God. So out of Seattle, there's a train that goes to Mount Glacier National Park in Montana. That'd be sick.
That was about a thousand bucks per person. It's like a five day train. It includes two nights in a hotel, a rental car for three days. That's not bad.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Food? One dinner I think it includes.
Okay, that's still not bad. I keep looking into the Viking cruise lines, but I found out that you're not even under like raid and poison. Like what is it? Wait, where is the shields and shit?
We're not going to kill anyone? Fuck that. Steve just starts buying into this morn pirates just sending me helmets. Exactly.
I'm going to turn you guys off. Oh, sorry. You wanted the Lux package. Yeah, I'm with the one I can go on to shore just like.
So why got in America, send us all these axes and helmets? Man, fuck fucking cruise lines. Every video I've seen about that. It's just like, yeah, here's shit.
You'll never have forward. It does look really fucking expensive. And it's always like all people on that might look here. Yeah, because they're the only ones that can just forward it.
Dude, I consider like doing, they have like round the world cruises. They're like 20 grand. But it's like a 30 day cruise. Like that'd be pretty dope.
Have you seen the cruise ship that you can live on? They just stay there. Well, some of them are super fun. Oh, those are called staff.
No, that's what's staff infection. No, that's from the galley. These old people, they found it's cheaper to jump from cruise to cruise to cruise instead of like going to a retirement community. What?
It might be. Especially if you're on car. All your foods included. Yeah.
All your foods included. Logging's included. You go everywhere. You look into cruises.
Good point, man. I mean, these days, I mean, you can do what? A five day cruise for like 500 bucks? Yeah, you can do like a nine day cruise for like 500 bucks.
I don't know. I guess if you're not drinking. Yeah, that's true. If you drink 14 drinks a day, that'd be like $1,000 a day.
You know they put restrictions on that? Yeah, you can only like 14 drinks a day or something like that. I'm like, fuck that. Unless you bring your own.
Yep. Fill up the wine bottles with vodka, boys. I'm sure I've talked about it before. Just a little hack for anybody out there going on a cruise.
You call their Bon Voyage Department, which is designed for honeymooners to have like champagne and chocolate covered strawberries. Well, they also have liquor. You just call that department before you get there and you're like, yeah. On my honeymoon, I want a bottle of Captain Morgan and a bottle of gin and a bottle of vodka.
I'm just getting for me and it's not cheap, but it's way cheaper than drinking on the boat or you can do it on my booze bags. I got your bags. I have booze bags. Yeah.
I just have so many to me. I'm like, they find some. I'm still coming in there. I had them like in my shoes and my socks tucked around my belt.
Man, I thought that was just something that might call me. I got 14 mini bottle stuffed up my ass. They're never going to get me. If vampires were real, right?
Do you think they would like keep a slave and just feed them booze just so they want to get drunk? They just like, I'm going to go drink the booze bag in the back. I wonder if that's even like a bad idea. You know, like, well, it's not an idea.
Like you're a vampire. Like I haven't thought about that yet. Yeah. Open up the closet.
There's like two dead or half dead motherfuckers in there. Why? Because they would have to mix it with, no, because they drink the blood that has alcohol in it. Oh, right.
So what happens if we eat the baddest or like, we just drink a bunch of people's blood who were on drugs and now we're on drugs? I was going to say, well, how are we going to be like hook up with the wrong but like, how are we going to have a good day? Yeah, it's not like you can OD. Can a vampire get addicted though?
Wouldn't that be shitty? Like, I have to have more fucking, that's a good question. I don't know. We'll be bringing you a live interview with a vampire.
Not so far out to you. Right. The worst book of all. Right.
So what else is going on? Man, I went and shot guns yesterday. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So much. I love shooting guns. So, but what about he's has 300 win mag with a silencer?
What? Yeah, bro. Got the stamp. Dude, he had to get super clearance to get that thing.
That thing is going to shoot though. Cause it's like, it's like, that's how loud it is. What? Yeah.
And off, you said 300 win mag? Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
Cause he had it like all decked out. Yeah. So it didn't kick at all. It was like, yeah, I could see someone using this.
I mean, I didn't shoot fast. But I mean, you don't really need to when you're hitting someone at fucking two yards. It was possibly a smooth list. Oh, you know, I didn't bring them up here.
No, Brant to the rescue. Yeah, yeah. See, thank you sir. But no, I just went and shot my wife's handgun and there was a bunch of other handguns and shit.
Where was your handgun? I don't have one. Yeah, I don't either. I don't know how to shoot my wives.
I told my wife I wanted an 1911 for Christmas and then she looked at the price and she goes, I don't know if we can do that. 1911 is sick. Yeah. They are dope.
Very accurate. I'm gonna block. I can't remember the name of it. Glock 19.
The 19 is nice. I mean all the glocks are nice. Yeah. What is it like a 46?
I want the folding one. There's a folding Glock where you can take the grip and pull it back. Pull it down. Why?
Just easy storage. Yeah. I want that lunchbox gun. The kid had a robo cop.
Lunchbox. I want the guitar case gun from Desperado. Oh yeah. Yeah.
I mean, that'd be pretty easy to make. Yeah. Put a trigger in the handle. I mean, since I have a 3D printer, I can print a lower and buy an upper and just build my own gun.
Okay. Why can't you build your own like that? You want to just back that part of the show? I mean, no.
It's legal to do if you have to print a serial number onto it, but you can make your own lower. Really? Yeah. I mean, it's not a, it's just a component of.
Oh, you're on lower. You're saying not your own. I mean, I guess you'd have to mill the metal parts. I would not be surprised if somebody has already tried to 3D print.
I'm sure you could 3D print a whole working gun. Classic. 100%. Yeah.
Because what you need. Depending on your own. You need some barrel through or a bullet. Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know. I think I would want to test for it. I don't know.
Dude, that, dude, those 3D printers, that shit is fucking solid. If you print it solid with no infill or 100% infill, it's fucking, it's pretty solid plastic. Damn. Have you seen those metal 3D printers?
Yeah. Where it's like a reverse printer, you like put in a chunk of metal and it like cars the shit out. Have you seen the metal clay? What?
It's clay. It's like, just looks like clay and you make something and when you fire it, it comes out metal. It's called JB Weld. It comes out metal.
Yeah. No, it just comes out 100% metal. What? Like you can make jewelry with it because you can get like gold and silver.
Oh, that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't understand how it works. I mean, they use those 3D printers. They build houses with 3D printers. They have this giant concrete thing.
I have seen that shit. It's like Legos. Oh, yeah. I've seen the Lego.
Legos ones. Those are awesome. But no, this is like you start with a base form and it just runs concrete in like a line. Oh, yeah.
I've seen that. There's no other thing to it. It's just, it's amazing when our world has come to. Anyway, you were showing us the Lego of the alien type ship.
I mean, it's just a spaceship. Yeah, it actually kind of reminded me of something from Starfield. But I didn't know if you knew. Have y'all seen there making a new alien movie?
Terry was saying something about that last night because we watched Alien. I have not seen it. It really Scott's not directing it. But he is like producing it I think.
Part of it, yeah. I can't remember the guy who is directing it. It's like what's it supposed to be? And it was one of my like highlights.
I don't think I've seen that. I don't think there's a trailer or anything for it. I think it's just saying like. Oh, so you don't know what like part of the story or what it's related to or.
If it's a reboot, I doubt it. Any information whatsoever? No, I just know. Look off.
Oh, but yeah, I was not a plane dragon dog. I say I've been playing. I played one day. I've been busy all weekend.
Didn't play anymore. The Terry's called. Alian. Rongulus.
Yeah. And it opens in August. So you would think there is a teaser trailer. Oh, is there was a teaser trailer?
It's a teaser trailer. It doesn't show you anything. I think it's like you hear screams and then it scans across. Maybe it's two fucking minutes long.
Maybe it is. I don't know. Sorry. I didn't mean to laugh.
I just heard the word alien gun said. I wonder why they used Romulus. And I wonder if they're picking up where. Well, I mean, it was.
Well, it makes sense. Covenant. Because alien covenant was when they actually went to the planet where the black ooze was created. Right.
Found David, the android, da da da da. And then he was actually actively producing. I didn't realize how much hate like those two movies got. Oh, yeah.
Really? Do a lot of people do not like them at all? Why? They just didn't like.
Because it felt like it was out of the context of the original aliens franchise. That's like aliens versus predator. People like true blue alien fans were like, fuck this. Why?
Because they didn't want to see the predator franchise in the alien franchise. Well, it's like, oh, the android is the one who created the aliens and like, the whole black ooze thing. They hate it all of it. I don't know why either.
Like the, what were they called? The fucking big giant guys with the monkey heads? Not monkey heads. They just had to be.
I know who you're talking about. I can't remember the names of the creators. They get to call them the creators or whatever. They were actually the ones that created it.
You know, this black ooze that was supposed to be like the earth killer. Yeah, but the book humans. But the android and covenant is the one who actually created the alien. The first one came from the ooze getting in.
Alright, so remember in not covenant, but the other one. Prometheus. When the creator was getting attacked by what I would call the original bass hiker and stuff, it was huge. He got impregnated and he produced what they called the Bishop alien.
It just didn't have any fucking eyes and it was like real smooth head. That theoretically was the first fucking alien. David just hybrid engineered a better more efficient. Through using the other doctor, that girl.
That's why, depending on what an alien impregnates into a dog, a human, whatever, that produces different styles of species. Aliens three, prime example. That little motherfucker was fast as shit and that came out of a rock waller. I don't blame him.
I did not like it the end where it's like the human would want it's like mama. Jesus Christ kill it. And it died so fucking cool. The little tiny hole in the wall.
God, I guess, look, I guess he was just thinking about it. It's so gross. Oh man. Damn, what were those things going on?
I think they were just called like the creators or something like that. The mechanics. The architects. Architects.
Or was that Matrix? I don't know. Damn it. I can't find it.
Engineers. That's what it was, the engineers. And I'm kind of ashamed of myself, but watching Alien Last Night, I totally forgot there's one in that movie. Yeah.
Is there? The very first Alien when they get through the stress call, that's actually from the planet that was in Prometheus. Right. Speaking of remakes, have you either seen Roadhouse?
I saw it. I saw it too. I didn't watch it. It's fucking dope.
Jake John Hall. He's fucking good actor. He gets way jacked. Yeah.
What the fuck? He's always been in good shape. Is he the guy in the new, what's the hunter guy on Marvel? Oh, he's got the big like Ryan Collard.
The Spider-Man villain. Yeah. Maybe. No, no, no.
It's Craven. Craven, the hunter. Neither is the fiend. Isn't that who that is?
No. No. It's not Sam Guy. No.
But I mean, he's always been Jack. Like you ever see a South Paul, the boxing movie? Mm-mm. It's pretty hard.
John. John. Yeah. John.
But no, I like him. It's a good one. I did not like what's actually UFC fighter. Oh, Conor McConor.
Yeah. I didn't get to know that. Yeah. Speaking of fighters.
I was kind of hoping they would join up. He was a money grab and I'm here to watch Jake Poggan has his shit kicked in. He's got Sam Brod. Same.
I was watching footage of like Tyson training for this fight. Terrifying. He's going to work his ass over. Yeah.
Terrifying. He is old, but he is still fast. Well, I think some of the rules are pretty fucked up. I think there's also something that's in there like, I think.
There's like, no knockouts or something. Well, he knocks them out like in the first round. He gets no money or something like that. So it's like, designed to like, Hey Tyson, go to the distance.
Fuck this dude. I would take the loss. Just a fucking. I said Mike.
Just a show to me. I might not be able to move as well as he could but There's still watch the footage of him training like he's terrifying. I would want to find him. No, I wouldn't want that motherfucker You know, that's why Joe Rogan's table is besides it is He interviewed Tyson when he had the smaller table and he was scared like something he said like lit a fire in him And he was like any point.
I mean, just take bigger table Don't make me come across this table I'm so hoping he's still on the crazy shit. He used to I'm gonna fuck you. Do you like it? I'm gonna fucking eat off You know he actually partnered with a van der.
Yeah, like they used to be called Tyson bites The time is that Tyson was selling were your shape. Yes, but now I think I forget the name of him But now it's actually a partnership. He brought a van der inn nice probably because he was like I feel bad I'm gonna see you if it is so it is so weird what like celebrities get into like Snoop Dogg has a whole fucking line of E.D. Gummy Bears like for a rectal dysfunction really yeah Like this Snoop have to do like you know with my fizzle tizzle doesn't whistle I gotta take my gummy zombies.
Are you ready to jizzle? Isle cuz I'm by the person jizzling your fizzle It's a good time. Oh, man speaking of you to eat now. Just kidding What about nothing?
I would like to give C. I was a free plug. Yes. Thank you very much for 36 hours of long sustained boners I think after 24 years was a call doctor.
No, no, no It's like that That's what they say I don't give a fuck what they say if I have a fucking boner for more than four hours. I'm calling friends I'm not fucking Fucking hot doctor. I'm not calling anybody else but more bitches. This is gonna be like I ran out stuff Do I start flipping tables right?
I was launching quarters off of it for a while The feeling I shot myself in the face with a painting. I bunched it through some drywall Friend of mine was doing some Shit, did you guys see the new X menu? Yeah, it's good. I'm 97 Stuck in my head all day.
Is it the old theme song? Yeah, yeah, of course it is so you watched it. No, I thought you didn't I'm like that There's only two right now. It is so good.
Just the cartoon style of 97 or is it like the old cartoons? Just like remade. No, no, it's a new storyline. I believe really.
Yeah The storyline of the original they seem to have but this looks like it's not necessarily gotten rid of all the old shit I mean, it's like I think game bit visibly and it's identical. I mean everything's identical. It's not it's amazing I mean like fucking Disney magic. I saw like Jean Grey was pregnant.
Yeah, okay So the first episode was just kind of like yeah kind of introduction and they like They like going fine Sunspot, you know, he's a kid and they go and find a Roberto Nailus and your bulb, right? Yeah, the voices are pretty much spot on the most useless fucking I can't stand you bleeding sparkles. I can dance. Here's the sparkles.
I mean you might as well just recruit a fucking it's hilarious That's getting shit cuz everyone's like oh, you're gonna put you're gonna put gambit in a fucking pink Halter top and it's like dude. That's what he wore night. Like 1997. That was a thing people would wear.
Yeah, he wore that shit. Yeah And like the net basketball yeah, yeah That we're caught off. Yeah, you see the basketball scene. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah It's hilarious these pushing their limits though because I saw commercial for where and this is you know This is gonna push my nerd limits. Sorry. Okay, they're bringing they've made dr. Who they've made a new What yeah, like I'm an old-school like Tom Baker dr.
Who fan like I watched it when I was a kid my mom introduced it to us You know flying around on the tardis and the dialects and shit This one is like just weird. I don't know weird how Like the doctor of the well now it's no, it's not a female um and I mean I'm all for Everything you know inclusion. Yeah It's a black doctor, which again, I'm not against that. It's not that way line.
It's just weird like it seems like he's going back to change Change events in history weird well, I mean isn't dr. Who weird Cool David Yeah The one with the blonde chick the blonde chick is the side was it the nebula no the wolf one. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, he was wasn't that nebula From Avengers no, no, no that was the red here and doing that was on with that was one with my wolf was the slogan Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's when I started watching it and then I watched him.
I watched a lieutenant. I watched Matt I got nothing man. I didn't I've not seen one doctor. Really.
Isn't that weird? Yeah, I've never seen it start with the one I started watching cuz I don't want to start with the super old one that was the first one like they took it like a Ten-year break. Yeah, no the black and white ones because they took like a ten-year break and then brought it back with the one I started watching but yeah, it's pretty cool, but it's very like a screwdriver does everything so you got it's magic screwdriver I watched it starting with John perchway was like the oldest that I've watched and then okay from him to Tom Baker Peter Davidson was next I liked him Colin Baker. I never seen Sylvester McCoy I never saw Paul McGahn you are talking about Christopher Eccleston.
Yes, Eccleston Yeah, I've heard that David Tannett was next Matt Smith Matt Smith Paul D And I didn't watch the one with Peter Jody Whitaker was the female one. I'm watching is watch this we can cut out got to Nice. I mean Where's he from? What kind of he may be?
But the original one was William Hartnell and Patrick Troughton and so because you've never watched it like the end of every season if they decided to change the doctor Right, like they would they would have this like metamorphosis thing that they say when the doctor dies instead of dying He changes like a new Intruder and they would be like he would come out and be like oh hello on the doctor and there was people like there was memes about it Talking about when I die. I want somebody to walk in wearing my clothes going on the doctor Like you've transformed into something else somebody else because that one point I think they're gonna do Ellis Elba. What's the name? Oh Jackson?
Yeah, they're gonna he was going to be the doctor I thought but I think with this other guy, but that would have been like him. He's dope. Yeah, he was good I mean he was good as hard doll. I watched something and I was like super old and he wasn't like a main character He was like oh shit look at his like one of his first films I guess but it was good.
I don't remember what it was was that movie where he was like a like an American thug Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah American hustle. I think it's the name of the movie was that what it's called Denzel as like Yeah, yeah Got father it might have been that yeah where he's like a yeah, he's a big like drug deal It's funny listening to him using American accent. Yeah, he gets like heroin from the army overseas or something It's like three thousand years of longing.
Yeah, it's a good. It's pretty dope. It looks like it's good because it's kind of like telling me I mean it's more of a love story. Yeah, it's a little yeah.
It's trippy. It's pretty awesome because it's kind of like him like flashing back to My eyes and then yours of being a genie all his different owners the gene the gene I don't know what it is. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I think so Which chick the one in that movie she was Gabriel in yeah, I'm Constantine The china or name from the vampire movie with Thomas Wilson Where the worst good when it you know the female that was the vampire. I love so I know who you're talking about I can't remember It's not Caitlyn showed it's the other one.
Yeah Anyway, I don't like care what her name is but like she's built like a fucking two-by-four She has like zero boobs, but there is something about her. It's just like up dude like she's hot She seems very androgynous. Yes, she is very androgynous. Do you ever see that movie where she plays a dude?
It's weird. She's like she plays an old man the whole time. You can't even really tell oh maybe I have seen that or maybe I remember Talking about it. You never know because she was dressed.
Oh man. That's like going close in hook Yeah, Glenn close was in the movie hook with Robin Williams. Well, who was he was he? Well, she played the guy that hook the actual guy threw into like a The pit.
Oh, yeah, yeah, like if you look you can see that it's a check. It's going close I'm not sure going close as a chick. Yeah, I don't know man. There's been a swim.
Yes, I had to look up snow piers Are nice movie nice great filming. Oh shit. She's not terrifying in that movie You look like a bitch and you're playing it great keep it up. Yeah, she's also The fucking ancient one and dr.
Strange. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
She's fantastic actress Yes, that made it even more like exciting to have her bald head cuz we don't know Bald-headed naked nuns with no tits But naked man, the better you give me the power to make a movie Imagine what they would be Ex-ex yeah, it would be just like Quentin Tarantino would roll over you like okay I give up cuz this guy's shit is way more fucked up than mine be like that What's it called like a thousand years of sodom or something like that? Yeah, you see that shit no you don't need to it's fucking crazy. You don't need to it's like one of those one of the like top ten Like most horrifying movies, but like not because it's scary just because it's like that fucked up. Yeah, oh wait That's one of them that is one of them.
There is another one I can't remember though Okay, that must not be the one with the nuns Where there's like a bunch of like basically acid trip like nuns like fucking each other and the one you're talking about is like The kids are like eating shit stuff. Yeah, that's a thousand years. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. I'll skip that one Yeah, I think you're gonna be like oh, yeah, I've seen that I got a sleep at night. Yeah fucking gross. Mm-hmm.
That's that line man. Everybody has a line There's a line how much can you take man? Like my line is pretty fucking yeah, they're sent like kid stuff like when you start like Oh, yeah, you can't but like you know as well as I do and you were witness and privy to the whole like fucking with a One friend with the horse fuck. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, oh damn it You heard Mr. Hands I've heard of it. I don't want to see it. I've never seen it But he was trying to show some light is that the one where the guy died from getting fucked by the words?
Yeah, that's it. What's wrong with you do? Yeah, he wouldn't watch it, but all we had to do was yeah He was just like yeah, well, he's he mentioned it and I'm like I gotta see this shit So I put it up. I was like oh shit He's really gonna get and then like yeah, you fucking guy That's a death by horse like fuck the death by horse.
Why would you want to see that? Because he mentioned it I had to prove I told you man not to watch it. I have to have knowledge of things. Yeah, to know exists is enough I mean, oh man, but then all we had to do with our friend was just nay like a horse and he was like What?
Like legitimate on the side. Yeah, yeah, it was okay. He was such a soft-solved in that'd be a good time Hey, hey man trick this out I Can't do it Live back then back when I like torrenting first came out and like you try to download a movie and it's like oh No, this is just someone dying and video. Thanks for showing me.
Yeah as a kid. Oh, I never got those I was always just like the pirate like pirate babe was yeah Cool, this is that new movie that you hit playing. It's just like oh, this is just just someone getting stuck. Oh man I never got hit with those.
I was just like online wire like trying to get music music and then it would just be a virus Yeah, there was like whole pages. This is like life virus for me. Yeah, everyone's on a flashback Oh, fuck. Why am I thinking about that?
There was whole pages dedicated to And there's just assholes out there like I'm gonna make people think this is the new Disney movie. Oh man Because people are horrible. They're just sending you like cartel videos. Yeah, just watch it people getting cut with chainsaws and shit.
Yep. Oh Yeah, thanks for bringing up. Is it bad? You see that right, huh?
You see that shit too? Yeah, not on purpose. What see fast. I have yes I've never been the time.
I don't like seeing that shit. I mean, I don't watch people that man My my demeanor for that has changed greatly now. Like I don't want to see people get hurt anymore. Like I don't know Have you ever seen someone die in real life?
No, I do it's not cool. I drove by a motorcycleer who had been hit by an 18 wheeler I forgot about that that was fucked up and I was like a kid, but that was after he died I mean he was still there so you can watch him die I mean I drove by him and he was dead for sure because not everything was there Well, then there was that time where Steve choked the life out of a homeless guy, but I watched his glimmer Weird how hard he got when he did that Murder boner. See how that's that's my owner. I think it was Yall.
It's right. That's the name of the episode right murder boner No, seriously, I've seen somebody But it was summertime and we were at least I was standing at my grandparents house and they lived right on a major highway And this is up north and it was probably I don't know fucking two o'clock in the morning It's like boom boom boom beating on door. This is back before you have like cell phones, right? They were like, uh, can we use your phone?
We got caught 911? You know, it was been an accident well what they were doing was they were redoing the highway and so the highway was fine But there was like a lip on the side and the shoulder So I guess this guy and his girlfriend were on a motorcycle He dipped off the road came off of that little clip and then tried to pull the bike back on right and then hit it with both tires and just rolled it And shit and when we like I walked outside with my grandma and we're out there and dudes like no helmet and you like his fucking head was fucking You know what? The girl was still alive at that point, but she was fucking hysterical. She was like losing her shit Yeah, and I think I think they both passed but I've seen death a couple times we had a friend of ours and It was two brothers and a friend of theirs and mine And I'd actually just sold a motorcycle that night to the brothers and we were all like partying and shit So I'm very like that if you will well the two brothers built race cars And so Jake and one of the brothers jumped in the car and they were like, all right We're gonna just go for a ride.
We'd be right back and we're sitting there waiting and we're waiting more like that I was like um And um so anyway, they went for this ride and we were like they've been gone for a long time Let's go fucking check them out see where everybody is so we get in the truck driver on the corner. There's the fucking car laying on its side and Nobody is in the fucking car what windshield's blowed out. Oh, no, and we are frantic We're looking around where the fuck it was like I said the boys name is Jimmy It was the other guy and we're like where the fuck would you mean take and the neighbor the guy in the house right there would happen He's like I think we ran jump this ditch and Bound Jimmy stuck between two fucking trees like what dude it busted every ribbon I was alive and you found him Jimmy was Jimmy was fine Jimmy actually I We're looking for Jake. We're jumping over this fucking dick So you left Jimmy in the trees.
I mean we couldn't do anything for him dude He was wedged between two fucking trees. I would have driven if I was Jimmy dude. I'm like It's gurgling no really where you guys go and go get a chainsaw we find we didn't find him But the paramedics found him Jake we had jumped over Jake like four times whole what and when he got ejected He went through the windshield and it chopped the fucking top of his fucking head off. Oh fuck So yeah, we it was an emotional like cuz we were we had all been drinking Jimmy I'm going to fucking jail for it like damn I saw yeah, it's over.
Oh shit dude. Yeah, bro. Like like this across the highway right? That's what I'm saying.
He was it's not cool. Yeah, it was horrible scene Like and you don't think about it in terms of like I think your brain kind of puts a little fucking buffer on you Yeah, see it not big enough But you don't like Kind of like bubble wrap for your brain like you see it but you don't get a grip. Oh, that's somebody I don't know I talked to Brent right after that happened and it did not seem like he had a buffer You were fucked up and you were like I don't know man. I don't know.
I don't know if you like I should go home. Yeah Maybe you should do oh Yeah, speaking of anybody listening to the podcast we have a trauma hotline setup, right? speaking of Fucking Neil like a month ago almost that. No shit.
Yeah, he was driving to work out in fucking jed burger Where the fuck is and you know those? He called him Jersey barriers. I didn't know they were called that like the little cement barriers they put up when they're doing construction Oh, yeah, yeah, so a fucking semi so he's in the fast lane reason Right. Yeah, like a Lexus SUV trying to pass semi semi comes Just like isn't looking you know like the thing that you think semis are gonna do every time right like coming over into the land And sandwiches his ass into the Jersey barrier He starts the front of his vehicle starts going up on top of the barrier and he was like honestly I wasn't tripping until I saw the rear wheels of the trailer coming up onto the fucking hood dude He walked away his back so I've been so that sucks get this yeah, motherfucker drove off Just left it.
Yeah, like he saw the dude throw his flashers on and then works for a lawyer has he talk Well, I mean what are you gonna do cuz like so you know that construction and shit that's out upon 26 heading north It's pretty busy. Yeah, and the dude was like pulling off and he's like, okay. He's just fine on a spot So he did find a spot he sees him pull off and then you know traffic comes in waves So just thousand cars he's on the phone with the police and like while he's on the phone. He's like Yeah, so the other guys pulled off down the highway He's we're next to okay.
I guess we're changing this to a hit and run because he's leaving and I'm like you didn't get anything He's like no man. He's like a fucking quarter mile down the road. Yeah, and he was just like yeah fuck this motherfucker and took off That's wild dude I'm talking listeners out there. Let's be safe out there.
Okay. Be safe brother. Yeah, safe We love you all we don't want to lose any listeners We have speaking of death and dead. I mean I gotta bring it up because I love movies that was coming out soon Hell yeah, dude.