Get up stand up come on through your hands up if you got a feeling jump across the ceiling The microphone fell on my face Welcome back are we recording yeah, I got that awesome welcome to live forever. I'm Brett. I'm Steve and I'm Dan It's been a minute. It has been a minute sir.
How you guys doing? I've been doing great wonderful Steve's got some new changes in his life Yeah, we won't talk about those though. No, they're not like cool Obama changes Where his changes cool? Oh, yes I don't fucking nobody home changes jump on that dick quick Steve had a dream I have a dream I would really be I would really be comfortable with you as Schwarzenegger for the entire episode really Right Like a good neighbor There you go.
Okay. I heard you. I heard a good source maker story this week It was actually from Charlie day, you know dude from always something right I'm talking about talking about going to like a Hollywood party or no he was talking to Vito about going to a Hollywood party The video is my best friend and the movie twins together It was it exactly the same time so the veto she goes up and apparently they had so much cocaine that they had these like glass plates With they just dumped the cook on it and then they wrote everyone's name And so Arnold Schwarzenegger is very long name. Yeah, that's exactly what happened big glass mine was humongous It's like a bear window in mocho cane and fuck more bitches He showed up and found his plate and was like whoa That's a lot of coke and they like look to his right and he sees Arnold and he's like Danny.
My name is so long It's awesome huge name No, I'm at I'm out of office. He was a governor at that time. Wasn't when was he governor? Do you know?
I feel like you need to step up your was not Like in the 2000s all I remember is my bodybuilding days when I was 19 and Mr. Universe I don't think he spoke English in like the 80s yet. Not very good. Did you not see my movie Hercules?
Yeah, it was horrible All right until Conan that I made my great debut into the music back. Don't be so Thank you. It's a string in my nose. Yeah, just alone now.
I don't know if I can do this alone Fuck that. I want to hear more Christmas for walking. I'm so bad at like I was one of your I know who's got the walking No, I'm not doing it. Come on on the spot do it.
I'll do a Dan. Oh, yeah. I'm actually well. Yeah Yeah, I have to do is Dude, I was I was a shown Ryan when I was at in the podcast.
I was like, yeah, I have to truncate a bunch of silence and then He's like what for I'm like, Dan watch this Dan's like so What I said was Actually, I think that's a great idea like they're such pregnant pauses They're like you have a way of actually adding up those moments at the end of the like I kind of know how much Silent has been truncated, but I just from all of us. I don't know Whose it is I hear you most of us from me But it's literally like what an hour long episode will be like four minutes of silence that gets removed. That's pretty it's a lot of silence I take a little too long to decide what I want to say and then usually it's not very good That's probably a good thing though. It's better than just saying something right be related to an it or shutter I don't know.
It's like the opposite of Steve. He's just like tittaballs. Yeah, whatever I say I love saying things just know some truth to that like I've noticed if I don't put a governor on at all I can get super nasty and mean like to the point where people are like dude That's a little too close I'd be interested in seeing that side of Dan at least once dude if I could get off Nick Dean again It's actually kind of nice because I do get funnier, but it's mostly because the hate is more real You know all the time those things I've never seen you like black out drunk like angry drunk Yeah, somebody was just telling me that the other day. Oh, yeah, I went out to eat with Brian for his birthday and I mean I was loaded Thank God he was driving, but he's like dude I can't I kind of can't tell when you're drunk like that's good I mean I can tell definitely like if I listen on the podcast and I hear that I'm loaded Like I'm like I'm like fucking fat lips then he pauses he's Be about it so What do you I was thinking about this this week?
One did you have a cartoon character that you had a crush on growing up and two who is the hottest cartoon character? I know Steve's got a million I mean I feel like yeah, I think it was always kind of a go-to right? I mean she might have been one of the first she was on shit. Yeah.
I like how they're flipping it down trying to make them a hottest Fuck. I mean she wasn't not hot. Yeah. I mean yeah She's no she wasn't any chick that original down to a haunted house.
Okay. That's fair. Yeah and dress like that Like go go boots But not in a turtleneck. I mean I'm trying to think like but I mean you're hanging out with a dude with an ascot So yeah, but I mean Fred Fred's gay, right?
I assume so right? I don't know him and Daphne always sneaking off the remake the Velma. Yeah, they definitely like I think everybody's gay in that Oh, no Daphne me and me and you were gonna be stuck in the closet together. Oh, yeah, I dropped my glasses She has ever do seven minutes in heaven.
Oh, yeah, did you really yeah? I just saw that shit on movies man. I never thought it was real country like we didn't just like saying I just went out on the fucking cornfield. Yeah, I like spin the bottle like It's been the bottle did place in the battle not until like play drink the bottle Not not till later though Like yesterday.
Yeah, it was a Tuesday last Tuesday. No, it was I think it was like high school place It's been the bottle. No, that's just cuz I was hanging out with some theater dorks that didn't drink You saw his love truth a dare. Mmm.
Oh, it's a solid move never have I ever mmm. That's a good one. Yeah Never played any of those games. You never played never have I ever?
No, I know But now you're gonna ask me now miss you get scary well plus I mean Coming up with shit that you haven't done by the way if you're like hanging out with other couples don't play this game It starts lights. Well, yeah We actually had that happen for any right now. No way and are we gonna have to say no no doubt anyone listens Alan No one out but they're playing like never however and like a Some sexual stuff came up and like one of the dudes like put his finger down. Oh, really it wasn't with me You son of a bitch.
Oh, yeah in high school. We got a little crazy. Damn Be careful with games you play out there kids your play asshole asshole never played my asshole now That's the card game, right? Yeah There was a bunch of car games.
We used to play drinking avalanche avalanche. I do it. I love a drinking game My favorite drinking game was power hour. Yeah, dude.
What is that? So century club? It's a shot of beer You they have playlists So you put on a playlist and it'll play a song for one minute then it'll stop you have to drink a shot of beer Just a shot another minute goes by so you drink a shot of beer every minute for an hour and you think Shot a beer an hour three hours three ounce shot. No, I'm not as a shot You get so I've only made it one time to complete an hour and I was I mean fuck out like a soup Sam only puts his play power our everybody else play century club.
It's a century club. It's a hundred minutes It's the same game. It's just long. Although it we added You also have to write a sentence With every shot It's by the end of it.
It's just like I can't is blue. That'll be fair I haven't played that since I was like 19. I always loved avalanche. What's avalanche?
We have the beer in the center and Circular parts around it. So one person draw a random card and each card has a certain meaning Yeah, I think we called it Kingsman or something. Yeah, and yeah, some of them look like okay I have to drink two okay, you have to drink three and then yeah One of the cards on a tab for person to break the tab has to chunk the beer and avalanche is yeah So that's an old stuck in there. Oh, it's like Yeah, and so you know of course So you know of course some of the polls and avalanche and they start drinking the next night coming up hell yeah, and we can do a couple nights now.
Yeah double up on my fucking blood pressure medication Seriously, that's the biggest reason I don't play drinking anymore because I don't want to die. Yeah, I mean All right, welcome Angel of death come upon me. I believe in angels. You see there they've got medical on the on the bill coming up for South Carolina finally Oh, no, they really yeah nice Steve might be able to get one Because I care I think it's gonna be super tight like yeah I mean actually like tighter than like Florida Which isn't super easy to get your green card unless you go to somebody shady because I saw the list of ailments and it's like debilitating shit.
Yeah like cancer. Yeah, like yeah, you lost both legs You can smoke a joint a day. How about I just might have joint and fuck you and do whatever I want the funniest one I saw was autism. Oh, I could definitely autism.
Yeah, I'm on the spectrum for sure people can get weed I'm fucking retarded. That's dope. I mean, I'm definitely on the spectrum. I have to be Yeah, I'm saying so we all Actually, I don't think you are they caught a big activity.
I think it's just 80d. Yeah, just you definitely need to get tested Yeah, see here's the problem. You had to make an appointment and then I went to this appointment Here's the thing I went to the appointment and they're like, okay, that's the attention deficits greatest enemy is an appointment So they're like, okay, you're a little overweight We need to do a cardio or EKG to make sure your heart's good for the patient I even made it and got an EKG and then that was like two years ago and I haven't come back to One of my mid turn to like five appointments. Yeah, and I just I just haven't gone back because it's like well now I'm gonna have to redo the EKG and it's just I'm just not gonna do it man, no wonder my doctors fucking Never accepting new patients because I didn't have to take a test He just like talked to me for like 20 minutes and was like, yeah, you're a DDS After heard me pause in the middle of nine sentences.
He's like, oh my god This guy's fucking slow brain They just need to like have a bunch of random shit on the desk and like try to hold a conversation with you and if like halfway You start flipping through like a flip book and like yeah, okay. He gets it. Oh, yeah, you remember those old those not old but those mechanical pencils Like a metal one that was mechanical Well, I would do it now in entry school was fucking take those bitches apart put them at the other ticket part Absolutely. It's fucking striping.
You lose the spring in the middle of clash. Yeah, it's over under fucking. I used to have I used to have these little these little robot toys. They're probably about that big for listeners like size of a silver dollar and Super-dollar robot toys.
Yeah, that's no dollar big. Yeah, they're pretty big I mean pretty big little toys of my packer basically There are some new up and down to their legs when we move and there was just one screw in the back of them So I would take the screw out and mix match the parts to make my own robots Right. That's pretty sick. Yeah, I just take everything apart same I took my grandads video poker game apart and it didn't work out or put it together Oh, because the LCD screen has to line up just right up.
Yeah, I found that out. I don't know I think the batteries are bad I gotta go. Thanks. That was Prince 30 a third worst ass weapon.
No, I took our vacuum cleaner apart My mom was super pissed about that. Wow. Yeah, that's big. I was like I just wanted to see how it works It took my dad's carburetor at now I did my dad's truck apart.
I scribe the copper in our AC unit I sold the catalytic converter. What is copper these days? I have no clue Used to be the copper. Yeah, I just copper guy.
I don't mess with wire enough anymore Plus, I don't have anywhere to keep it. I'm sure you fucking job. That's a pain in the ass It really is. I mean it's cool because I would save up like every three months I get like a hundred fifty bucks 300 bucks somewhere in there.
Nice little bonus check bone. Steve never answered though. What's that? I just cartoon shit.
Oh, oh, I mean I did exactly We they always had to go to like the chick from the Herky Lloyd's you had the chick from Herky Lloyd's Thunder the barbarian I mean kind of a weird chick but kind of hot a Popeyes girl. Oh, yeah Another one. I did I did like that was like a little like string bean daffy duck Miss Piggy Yeah, so we have like Especially like the chick for the Larry. I think was the girl From Thunder it was Thunder the barbarian on a muck and I Came aerial was her name or some shit the mermaid no But like she always had that like super high cut fucking like purple outfits that showed her hips and I definitely feel like that shit influences you later on it like because I Mean first time I saw some anime bitches.
I was just like is there such a thing as good anime porn. I mean Depending on what you like you both just kind of like strobe like Taking over by like a thousand tentacle dicks Merle like way way back in high school like playing like the like the Hintai porn games is like a different stuff. There's one of them. I try I had like leisure suit Larry.
Yeah On my Commodore 6 and they don't ever get like full naked. No, no, no, it's all just like well shit now. Yeah, I mean They've got like virtual reality jerk off fucking sessions And I guess what I'm saying is I want like an R rated or maybe even x rated depending I mean Did you like it like an anime like as good as like Akira or something? Did you watch cyberpunk the anime cyberpunk?
Sock up lips is it gets pretty pretty pretty Interesting that's really good. What bugs me a lot about anime shit though is what's with all the kids and the yeah And like have you noticed in high school Japanese? Japanese porn in general Mini's mini girl girl. Yeah, it's like not just that but like the fucking like why is it always like they're being hurt or raped or like I don't want to sensei Oh, I don't know I like that little girl fucking weird as fuck but like her first experience She's like riding a bicycle and a demon attack sir, and he's like as they do I'm gonna fuck you and then she's like I have to remember my sex ninja powers She's got like a furry bush and next thing you know like every hair on her fucking pussy Just goes into like little needles and flies off her body and just like just impales this demon I'm like what in the fuck just happened.
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's like I need everything. She like that Yeah, like I'm gonna rape you and I'm gonna shoot pussy hairs in your face Because I just assume there's some shit out there like that but every time I've looked it up. I'm like this is gross and weird Yeah, I like blue girl has like three episodes the last episode is super weird cuz then like she finds out that her stepdad is like The demon lord and her mom is chained up over this giant phallic looking thing and he's just like lowering her own And I'm like she's not gonna be able to take that one.
I was just so weird like this at one point again like the whole tentacle fucking it's like Dicks and I'm gonna shoot all of them at you at one time. They'd never be like a like a legit Cinematic born I mean there was stuff like deep throat or like Not really I don't think I think there's something like in the late 90s early to that one pirates or something I was yeah, that was probably like the exactly one you were talking about. Yeah, that's only one I ever remember It wasn't even like a cinematic it wasn't like a story it was super fuck like everybody loved it because it had a super good story It had Jenna Jamison in it like CGI and shit in it There's a girl-on-girl scene in that movie that I don't Amazing bro. It's just like that's what I'm talking about if you're not yanking it.
You weren't watching it No, I guess we're gonna have to make a movie guys. I'm down. If you like the doors. Hey, let's make a movie Well, please do more doors.
Yeah, there's a line in the door. Sorry. I'm so random There's a line in the movie the doors where I didn't know you've never seen the doors. No.
Oh The Alders don't movie about the doors it's all about the doors. I mean I'll kill my plate I know if I see a red door. I want to paint black Stones Where he's like hey, let's go to California in the movie Although if you see lately it's way too easy than you remember I promise I'm sure it is because you know Whenever that came out the doors is my thing. I really can appreciate it.
I'll speak movies You all seen the new trailer for yes Deadpool. It's gonna be so fucking good. It better be he's like let's fucking go Of course it's gonna be better be yeah Doggin are they I think so there's a scene where like this dog has got a red dead pool fucking suit on Do they open up like the whole Deadpool universe like they're not going to do that because there was I'm already Resarched it because I was all fucking boned up about it earlier There was a universe where all the different universes dead pools get together and one of them is a dog And it's got like old man dead pool and fucking yeah crippled that pool Like I just all these random dead pools and they're all together and it's just like Shout is that where Gwenpool comes from maybe yeah, they should at least do a spin-off into a show for Gwenpool Yeah, I would think so yeah, she's pretty entertaining character. Yeah Yeah, but I was like I had no idea.
They had a Deadpool dog that is actually Indestructible just like him museum fallout. No, it's okay. It's again. So good.
It's very good. I like I Watched it and I watched it and it was so fucking awesome Shogun's a great show. I don't know if you've been watching that. No, I'm missing out.
Did you notice fucking? Blind out in fallout Maybe not the old black lady from Deadpool. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah Which is hilarious cuz honestly I always thought that was one of sex. Did you yeah? I really did I thought she's out of nauseous She's to be funny. I'll be honest with you, but I think she was annoying a shit for a long time But she's in that Tiny teeny game.
Yeah. Yeah, the one where they're like D&D characters Borderlands She was one of the voices and then she was pretty fine. I mean, I'll take any female comedy that doesn't talk about their vagina I mean, that's it's very good. I know that's I'm saying it's hard to find what did I tell you to watch?
I can't call it's Dude, my brain is like yeah, just caught up on X-Men 97. I have been watching that. That's probably what it was that has been awesome Yeah, yeah, I like the way they filmed it like it looks like the classic it does Voices sound like the way they've changed it a little bit. Yeah Really like how morph isn't annoying a shit.
Yes In the original well it prompted me to start watching the original. I was like he dies like in the first episode Yeah, like fucking wisely. They just kill like this fucking guy. I was watching X-Men I'm like I do not remember morph and then I was like oh he died Yeah, and he needed to really pick his battles because of the all the X-Men to fuck with he's fucking with like Wolverine and shit It's like Right, we dumbass I think he's entirely within that world though.
I'm pretty sure morph's not in the comics. Hmm now Some of the things in the Deadpool Wolverine mmm-hmm. They definitely have brought in There's a scene where the antagonist comes out of like it looks like Ant-Man's fucking math Yes, skull so they're in actually another universe where Ant-Man fucking obviously was giant and got fucking killed Dude what if it is a and a zazole nice is at the front gate watching it and so is Death lock the one with the claws the Wolverine chick. I mean what if I like jumping from a lady district lady That's right.
Well, you know they visit the TV a so what if they're like hopping hop in yeah It's a thing they what they show like the zombie Well the TV is on the universe would be awesome cool Like even if it's just like a split thing like no get the fuck out here. That would still be awesome such a great series I'm just ready for like the full-on like combo X-Men fucking dude all of it coming together finally I don't want to get anything way. I don't have one X-Men 97. Yes Yeah, get an America coming in at the end.
Yeah, that's kind of sick. I haven't seen that one. Thanks Your version of caught up in my verse It's like you've seen the latest one. Yeah, well this week like on Wednesday Wednesday.
Yeah, it gets more bearded I need more beer. I need lots of beers. Yeah, so this story's about a few weeks ago I went to visit college for my daughter. Oh, yeah, that makes you feel old as fuck Were you wearing mirrored glasses and were you sad that you didn't bring them right?
Dude definitely not wearing loose fitting pants. It's ridiculous. So huh, it's retarded. There's like sunny and like people out in Bates They have a pool at college.
Oh, yeah, go to where the pool. I'm like, I don't think I should be. No, no, no, no, I'm not leaving Can I just put myself on a list because I feel like you're gonna put me on one bad come visit me at college I can't do that Now we're going to Tampa in a couple weeks Tampa University. Yeah, that's gonna be worse.
So where was the one you just went to? Skads Savannah calls a van design. Oh, yeah, which is like Dudes fucking they have like really cool shit there. Like they're building a back lot dancers It's artsy far it is like Like a lot of unshaved Oh, yeah, so sure Harry pit bitches in there like you know like Hollywood back lots like where they have like a Basically a fake town made yeah, and like each section is a little bit different so that if you want to film something out of bank Like oh, we have a man.
Yeah, they're building one. They have part of the property So we got to walk through and like check it out and have a the volume which is I was telling you about this It's basically what like going to be replacing green screens So it's a camera and there's a giant LED wall like concave LED wall so that they have like a virtual world in the background So the lighting is lighting up the actors properly and then when you move the camera the background moves as well So like oh shit, it's dope dude like I was looking I was cool and then it suits move the camera I was like oh shit. That's what that's what they put like gyroscopes on the cameras so that it tells us basically I was the background of move it's basically that the cameras in a VR setting yeah, and so we're talking about it's It's it's location in the virtual world. Sorry, but that you're my wife's coming home Oh By the way, we're not recording this on the weekend like usual week time yeah, yeah, so Teriel pop in at no time and be irritated Yeah, so that that technology they just started using like it's on the Mandalorian stuff So they can do like the big wide shots with the actual actors in there And it doesn't look green screen because it's actually just an LED wall so it's an actual like 3D rendered image behind them Shit, that's fucking cool.
It's cool shit like so much so much I was like I kind of want to do that now and I'm like yeah You could probably make way more job opportunities than being an actor. Yeah, I'm like at least minor in that shit Cuz I mean that's technology there, you know, I keep telling her like look at a movie credits You see how there's like thousands of people you can do any of the not to mention in computer-generated graphics. I mean that's Once they tie a I to like graphic engines like once they figure out how to tie those two together So close the ais like oh, this is what you want. Oh you want to be a video don't look weird as shit Yes, like I want to I mean it's weird cuz you watch those ai videos and it's like that looks real But why is that chair folding in a way that doesn't exist?
It's like so close to be imperfect so close I can't wait Nightmarish realistic tentacle born what's weird is I think the computers don't understand that our brains Stabilize everything. Yeah, like you know our brains fill in the empty frames that we don't see kind of that we mean see you guys We're talking some motherfucking yeah, I'm gonna fuck around we're gonna have I've been sent back from the future Now but don't worry about it I can't wait to look in as you can at least just be like I want to see this movie with this actor and this position Yeah, cuz let me see predator with Danny Glover as Arnold Schwarzenegger and there will be that's not gonna That's not gonna last no because they're gonna figure out how to lock it down legally But there's going to be a brief time where you can do whatever the fuck you want before everything gets legal Yeah, and even so I mean there's only so much they can do to stop parts Yeah, I mean true Since we're on the all sorts of nigga thing all sorts of nigger in jaws as the captain as the shark fuck it Yeah, I'm very each you my mouth. Yeah, I think I'm really sharp Man, I can tell you're married did me. Yeah, why because he didn't park in the driveway.
Oh, yeah That's always gonna get fucking pissed take her spot Yeah, I know you're parking there even if there is room just like man I'm just gonna park over there probably no good idea Beverage no I'm good friend beers. So anyone else do anything exciting just me One to a boxing match. Oh, yeah, you did was a boxing or you was a boxing ultimate fighting It was boxing and it was a unlimited drinks. What's oh shit?
Yeah, we bought the VIP package and it was open bar What yeah But I mean Amateur people Don't I get the more exciting? Yeah, I mean there's dope. Yeah, I mean there's no it's not like there's only one TKO But I mean, you know obviously you weren't head-dear stuff. No one getting like knocked out Okay, I'm gonna go to one of those slap competitions, dude.
I do know that looks so dangerous So I just can you imagine if somebody knocking you the fuck out with a slap no dude You watch the video like time like no, yeah, like I'll see motherfuckers hit the floor Just watching it on like my phone. I mean as long as there's somebody there to catch you so you're not cracking your skull It wouldn't be something you're still shaking shit in your head way worse than boxing. I feel like I don't think so Hand versus like a club, you know, like you make up this that's a fucking mace But man, it's like which it's fucking wild that we're designed this way But all it is is the tangent on there. Yeah, that runs along your chin and they're just trying to like karate shot bitch Yeah, I'm gonna slap your jaw sideways.
So it pinches that nerve and yes, you're out the fuck out and just hope that you're not facing a giant That breaks your fucking jaw at all. Do you know like soar your ears after like is there not like a precise with the slap? Oh, no, that's what I put that. They call fouls all the time like somebody will slide up a little high and Clap your finger.
Oh, you can hit the temple, dude. Oh fuck. I don't want to be slapped at all. Yeah Steve he's got a meaty paws.
Oh, yeah Looking pretty good brother. Thank you man. Even though even working at Marcus. Yeah Marcus putting on a little bit I think it is.
I think it is a little bit. Do you like do you go to leave for the night? Like hey, we got four left over pizzas? No, I just like that.
I'll take a We get a discount on everything. So if you cooked up anything Steve so no, I keep talking about like Marcos needs a deep dish piece of we don't have a deep dish piece I mean how often do you order a dish? Bitch for deep dish. Yeah, you've had a familiaries.
Yes. They're good. Yeah. Oh, they're Chitown.
Yeah I don't know if I've ever had deep dish pizza. It's pretty good the familiaries Chitown is literally like Crust this big and then it's just cheese and sauce cheese and it's like it's like an open-faced calzone Yeah, it's like all the shit is like piled up super thick on top of the thick rust and it only comes one side They have to cook this shit like a cake. Yeah Hungry because I just got down work like that caramelized cheese on the side with nice Thick-ass caramelized cheese. Yeah when cheese gets a little bit burn on the side that Okay, that's why basket cheesecakes are so good.
We've seen those like the burnt cheesecakes. I really I never had one I heard you're here the great so back to my original question. So I held off on watching Thundercats from 2011 for super long. That's a good one.
Mm-hmm. It's a good fucking show also Why they make Chitarnas so hot dude, they're making her fucking tits enormous dude in the original like the original So naked yeah, you're making the very first episode and you're just like a kid going wait Did you have clothes on set boobs? I just discovered boobs Oh, yeah, it would be it would be great. What's like the first like a like nude scene in a regular movie that you saw you're like holy shit Oh man, I know exactly what movie it was and I guarantee it was a be right or maybe no well I mean it just depends on what John you want to put it in Can't he check oh good call I think it was probably was and it was I think it was the first time I was like holy shit I had Mark Hamill in it my parents didn't fucking pay attention to what I was watching What's fuck was the movie with the Kraken the very first one parts of the Caribbean?
Oh The Kraken The original clash of the Titan old girl gets up with T.D. Biles hanging out and that was the first time that I saw this Yeah, I mean mine might have been Conan Oh, yeah, the co-man and shit like I saw commercials for it, but yeah, mom and dad were like not a I'm not watching this That's a good call that might have been the first one the first one that like stuck with me when I was like Oh, yeah was a starship troopers. Huh the shower scene. Oh, yeah, it's a solid solid titty picture Oh, yeah, there's a lot of boobs and then of course me and I said like oh we like horror movies We don't like our movies like same boobs.
Yeah When you like got away to look at movies and you're just like Personally, I look at the dates and I'm like anything from 72 actually probably 70 like 85 you are guaranteed to see boobs And if it's a far anything yeah, it's a far and film and it's a far and hard movie you're fucking Chances of seeing tits and fucking just went up exponentially. No, it's a great sexy scene. No, no new to true lies. Oh, yeah The scene with the Curtis dance is holy shit fucking hot.
I think that's a pretty universal universal. Yeah, everybody likes that shit No, she does for yogurt. It makes you poop better Fucking Jimmy Lee Curtis. Yeah, that was probably her hottest fucking moment.
Oh, absolutely ever And I think she the whole black thong And I think she actually got tapas in something else, but I remember the scene in true lies more than that Was it a rat in scoundrels or something? No, she was a Busters millions producers. No, but that the one where I don't think so it was one of those movies are trading places trading places, maybe that's what it was Now this is like fucking mr. Skin.
So I told you about lady Hawk on Oh, yeah, it's to be the free thing like to be it's been market's car. No, it's awesome fucking movie dude called Lady Hawk, I don't think so bro, record hour and Michelle Fyfer Michelle Fyfer and Matthew Broderick, but he was younger and less annoying What was it? What is it about the premises? He's a knight and record hours a night Michelle Fyfer is just the chip and Matthew Broderick is an escape he escapes from this castle and nobody's ever escaped from it and everybody's like oh, it's an So during the day record hours riding around on his horse and he has a hawk at night There's a chick and a big black wolf.
They're like fucking cheap shit Curbs they were cursed to like not be together. Apparently. It's like the most badass curse of all time Like you're gonna be a hawk. You're gonna be a wolf, but you can never hang out together Yeah, cuz one's one during a night, but lots of bad ass shit.
There's some cool fight scenes great It's about sword fighting. Oh, yeah, and record hours fucking bastard swords is like giant I love like watching like old movies like I should have seen this happen. I've never seen this and I watch it Like I saw Rob Roy the other day Rob Roy's great. Rob Roy's awesome.
Yeah Never see this movie. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, that was good.
I'm sorry Man, I feel like there was a should have been classic. I saw recently maybe not though, but no, there's another one now Onto be called flesh and blood. It's another record record hour movie and I was like fuck yeah I was just thinking about this movie and it's it's on there and it's pretty bad after this one blood yeah he's he's kind of like the Leader of a mercenary band fighting for this guy in England and the guy fucks him over so he's like, okay fuck you I got you in he's like kidnaps his son's Piancé who is Hang on because it's very worthwhile. I watch just about anything with the record Keep saying that name like I feel like I should know that is a shotgun the whole boat second Yeah, he shows up in tons of yeah He's did you definitely recognize him okay.
Yeah, I think it's clicking now I recently went back out while he's looking that up and watched all of the Tom Clancy movies really like all of them like all the ones with Any idea Jones Jones? I don't know. I just all the pairs of fours and fours hunt for right October. That's a great fuck.
The girl in it is Jennifer Jason Lee Yeah, I know Jennifer's just she is full on bush titty balls laid out in this fucking movie Which was awesome lots of titty balls in this movie. Yeah, she gets naked a lot. Yeah, I didn't realize it But she's hottest but she's that white skin she held on to it for a while too She was in something recently that she was still pretty hot even though she was like basically playing like an old lady Yeah, and I'm like damn Yeah, I did a cool ass horror movie called split second where like it's future London and it's all flooded and there's this fucking serial killer Just ripping motherfucker like literally pulling people hearts out and record hours partner got fucking I feel like we need to do a fucking record hour episode. He's been a ton of shit a lot of shit.
Yeah, absolutely Blind fury is the shit man. I like that movie. I mean it's basically just as I to eat you But whatever and that movie has that chick with the fucking weird eyes. Yes.
What is with her? Dude, I don't know she looks like a fucking spooky zombie. She's hot. You like her?
That's not man. I mean the eyes are checked that was in and I hate to even bring the fact that I watched this movie the he-man movie She might have been was she that that's it. Yeah, that was evil in no Crazy. Yeah, you might be right on this.
Yeah, her eyes just are fucking out there. I'm not sure if it's on Cat people's good. I'm not sure if it's on Amazon or Might be on peacock right now. You ever seen the layer of the white worm?
Yes Yes, I'm like a month and a half ago something dude, it's so entertaining it is it's got like what's that fucking nerdy British guy Hugh Hugh Grant Hugh Grant well and it's got the chicken it She was in a bunch of shit the white worm bitch or yeah, no the evil bitch with the dark hair I think she was the same chick from Conan destroyer really I think so I checked that out. Well, there's research that one research But yeah That movie's bad ass cuz she's gets all that when he starts playing the fucking bad vibes He's all she gets all like groovy naked very phallic coming out with it like it's I think it's fucking right on I like it's weird that I like the weird parts of those movies but like the flashback to the soldiers Yes, and shit. It's kind of like weird shit I touched myself. I have not seen there's a bunch of movies like I should have seen like I've never seen flash Gordon Oh, bro, you know the or the series yeah, no what what the best fucking I've seen him in Ted fucking flash Gordon Yeah, flash Gordon was a great fucking movie like I enjoyed it I haven't seen a long those are like some movies that you would want to kind of see remade like let's bring that shit up a notch Battle for the stars.
I won't see that remade, but like nothing John. We're ready to dark. Oh, yeah, see there remake and twister There he did. Yeah, I just came out.
That is already out. It looks stupid. Yeah, I know we can remake man. Where we getting highlander, man I haven't heard shit about it.
Okay, who was supposed to be a devil? Yeah, yeah with the director from John Wick That's gonna be so good if they do it right if they fucking yeah And the worst part of it is it's like when you watch the original and then you go to watch the remake and they totally fuck it up Yeah, it's just like man or the show all your street cred just left I think it's watching those DC movies the animated ones. I heard they're amazing most of them are pretty good Problem is I watched part one of it's like battle on infinite earths or something. They just put it on HBO Or max where the fuck they call it max.
Do they just have one fucking plot line? Yeah, DC. Yeah much Where's like yeah, we're like there's an alternate world or alternate universe where the superheroes are all bad. Yeah pretty much like that's it And then I'm like does everybody just steal from each other cuz at the end of it was already were people start going like And like disappearing shit.
I'm like oh, so it's like endgame. Mm-hmm. This is dumb. We sent them all back to their universe They were over here.
They shouldn't have been although I did think it was hilarious that an alternate universe Batman was out man. Well, I mean that's got a man nearly a school Almost to the watchmen. I mean like yeah, true. Oh speaking of I saw a good documentary last night What about the dude that like collects Batman shit?
Okay? Like he started when like a little bit before the 85 movie came out and then just like he's got a whole room of just like Everything from like Batman slime to movie posters to the games and it starts out like oh, this is kind of cool Like pop culture shit and then it's just like They deep dive on his basically like watching an addiction so bad that it's like Somebody on heroin and you're feeling really bad for him by the end of it You can't afford the actual suit from the movie. You know that right I took a loan out third mortgage on my house Yeah, he was like well, you know, I just never spent money I didn't have but every time I had money I spent on Batman shit fucking crazy. Oh, it's also made me really freaked out about legos in my house Addiction yeah, but you're not spending well, that's a lie You're not spending hundreds of like a Collection usually just for gifts.
Yeah. I mean Legos. They're hard to buy cheap like the cheap ones suck. Yeah, true My buddy just sent brought me a shitload of Legos, dude I'm gonna try to find a PDF like a pirated version of all the Lego bullets.
You don't have to there's an app that gives you all of them Oh, right the new yeah, dude. It's awesome. See that's that's a dude That's we do that shit all the time. We'll just like flip through it and see something we want to build I'll just be like okay.
Give me the instructions, and we've got all these fucking pieces. Yeah, you're just about everything Yeah, and then you can fuck with it and make it your own Yeah, this dude brought me like fucking 20 gallons of fucking legos of all you gotta probably start measuring legos and gallons Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I know dude. That's far more than 20 gallons that one I was being that one too is is probably Yeah, oh that one you gave me yeah, I guess yeah, we had to do that cuz dude brought them all in smaller containers And he was like yeah, my wife wants these back.
I'm like fuck So then we're like just dumping them in fucking empty bases I need to be like an automatic lego sorter Do they would be great like a coin sorter where you put it in there and spin a wheel and it like okay? Well the ones that are bigger than this fall in this section that'd be great if everything fit perfectly you know what took a Super long time was cleaning them. Yeah, that's why we can't something you don't think about yeah cuz no one cleans legos Yeah, you should though. Yeah, you should go I mean nothing gets my friend art, but I mean they're from like not just his kids But like other family members kids that also wanted to get rid of their lego He just fucking brought them all and so I mean we're finding like like press on fingernails and boogers Like animal hair and carpet and all kinds of shit So you have to dump them in the tub with some like dawn and you fucking stir them up.
I bet you're so gross dude. It's nasty It's nasty. Wow. I mean maybe next time we can all drink some And then you know watch out cuz like somebody Post it on like my Facebook a lego dildo or a lego butt plug.
Oh, no, and I was like you shouldn't do that Don't do that. Don't do that. You're a step on the lego. Oh, I mean, I just worry about the base breaking off Yeah, I mean legos do break it takes a lot.
Do you want to shoot a pine cone? Cuz you're about shit about shit. I'm gonna be burst pine cone because it's not coming out pointy in first No, unless you're a bad bitch and put it in fat in first I mean dude if you made like a solid ball out of Legos like a baseball size you could fuck Yeah, yeah, yeah I was thinking about that as a thing if you use your implement actually like the flat like because you could do it multiple ways You could use the bigger thicker pieces or you could just build it with the flat pieces Oh, yeah, and those flat pieces don't come apart like no easy. I do have round pieces though So, you know make it a little more smooth here Catch it fuck concusses just fill a ring with it put water on the opposite side the person on the opposite side All right, there's your water.
She's got to go get it lights off I'd actually be some pretty sick torture like fill a bathtub full of Legos and just like throw somebody in there with any clothes on Just to make shoes like here. You can run away Lego sandals You must cross the cactus desert in Lego sandals What's not says it's definitely a lot of Legos, but it's also kind of not enough It's plenty it's plenty like a stand not if I want to make like a life size Steve dude Do you want to make a life size Steve do it you also said the same dumb shit? I just said we said life staff. I know we should stop.
Yeah What's the biggest thing you built? I mean other than the daily people That's probably yeah, yeah, I had to whip some out and build me a toilet if we don't take a break so I can piss Yeah, sure. We'll stay great. We'll be back We're back.
We're back. You know it is carnival season what carnival's fairs Let's see like my guitar now do they have the part of my own the ones that do they meant like the fair fair no although Theo's got a carnion Nice podcast this week or maybe it was a few while ago. I don't know it's super interesting though speaking of carnies apparently There's like whole different like groups within the carnies. Mm-hmm like most of them are like families almost like Kind of like gypsies although he totally talks shit about gypsies all time So you got like what like the barkers the barkers and you have like the ride attendance and then you have like the Yeah, there's like food game guys or I'm sorry There's like food game guys and then there's like the ride guys and a lot of times where she gets dangerous is they'll pick because they always need help They'll pick up like fucking ex-cons He called them 40-mileers because they're just people that want to get 40 miles away from wherever they just got out of jail Because they can't get any fucking work fun fact my first wife was a horny shut the fuck up She was also 6 foot 4 what yeah, she was a she-bitch.
She was a huge bitch. Are you like part of they like freak show? No, no No, are you the jerk? Have a special purpose Yeah, and that's what you're saying is 100% true like there were like Connie clicks and I think she did the like tilt-a-whirl thing Or whatever Yeah, but it was definitely like and I mean I helped Tear down after a fair like normal regular people can go in because they're always looking for people to help tear down the rides and shit And all you gotta do is just carry a pig on which is what everything's put together with So it was just nice to hear that like all the stuff that I assumed it was correct was happening was happening Cuz he was cuz they always asking like so I Mean did you guys like immediately start partying after shit was over because there was always that vibe in a carnival like okay?
As soon as this shuts down these motherfuckers cutting getting drunk cut loose and it is like yeah We threw parties in the gravitron like every night nice. Yeah fucking sick literally Let's get on the gravitron. Well, I Use me my favorite ride. I love the gravitron.
I was a shit Turn upside down and shit and another thing that you just totally expected you remember the zipper mm-hmm It was like cages. Yeah that would spin while you're around like a giant paper clip or something and They actually could control it with like a joystick mmm to make people flip more or less Yeah, and the whole idea was to get money out of people's pockets. What yes, I'm just dirty That was their whole thing. They're like yeah, let's get some of this fucking money She can make me fucking Austin Powers.
I don't like Connie's either Very small hands smell like catch Uh also till about some games that are impossible to win that was cool Yeah, there's always videos on like how to win this game how to win it apparently You ever seen that one where you like have to throw the disc and cover the spot apparently it was impossible Like there's one spot that is possible to cover and you like can't reach it from where you are. Yeah, so it was at the State Fair here. Yeah, and they have like the crossbow thing where you have to hit it Yeah, that's the one time I fucked them over because I used to shoot bow all the time So I shot like three times and I was watching the trajectory of the era and I was just like all right So I'm trying to pick up on the inconsistencies of it And then I watched when he low he cocked it back because if you don't cock across bow back the same every time It'll throw your shot off every fucking time. There's no consistency So I watched and it was a little to the right so I cocked my shit to the left and it was like chink right in the middle He's like oh you went in front.
I'm like, yeah, I'm on the thing. Yeah, they get you out of there pretty quick Yeah, I used to always win at the guess your weight game. Yes, that's a good one Always thinks I'm like way lighter than I am. Yeah, because you carry it really well Yes, like you don't look like a fucking 300 pound dude.
No at all They always get 30 pounds under and they're like where are you hiding it in my dick? Uh I never played many of the games But like the BB game where you shoot the BB game guys where you shoot the star out like that's damn near impossible because it's not supported at the bottom. So yeah, as you shoot it, it just floats up. Yeah like the uh Through the softball and the milk Yeah, you got oh, yeah, the the ball cart.
Yeah. Yeah, or the milk shows whatever. Yeah There's a whole technique to that because they said it was impossible and there would be one like he's like yeah They're definitely weighted. Yeah, obviously and they wouldn't wait the top one and so if anybody was like oh it's bullshit These are weighted you just pull that one off and like toss it the guy and be like no wait here.
It's not waiting to put it back up Yeah, never not think it's like ding ding ding the one I was really surprised about is the uh, there was like a bushel basket Yeah, you kind of spin the ball when you toss it. Yeah, I never knew that yeah It's underhand throw so that when it hits it rolls back into itself. Holy shit. Yeah, we throw it this way Like underhand just chuck it it hits and bounces right back out.
Yeah, there's all kind of like little I remember at the fair here. I went to like the world smallest one one time Really? And it was gonna be like something that was a real like super tiny woman like the size of that no way a lot. Oh, yeah What I was like holy shit It was it was actually kind of cool.
The guy was uh the guy on the upside was related to the three-legged man Uh who was how do I know he's a disarella very very popular Uh reach to the joke very popular freak in the like 40s They actually called him like mayor of the freaks because he was really well-smoking Three full legs actually had an extra foot coming out of one of his knees and two dicks. What yeah, so leg dick leg dick leg I bet you he was a fan with the carny lemon. Fuck. Yeah, he didn't have several children Which side are you from from dad's left?
I Get this uh paracetic twin Paracetic can join twin. Mm. So basically just like some dude at the bottom that didn't make it Just absorbing all them. Yeah, it was you know back in the day where they're like, yeah That's a look to you sir.
Do you want to throw this one in the barrel? I want him to grow up to be in the circus. Apparently the dude's life was not awesome before that. Yeah, I would think not Yeah, like within finding four months probably months his mom gave him up, dude Yeah, that's intense like I mean finding anything like diapers pants.
Oh being possible Like just having to see it every day. Uh, yeah, apparently both working dicks too You'd be a badass confood motherfucker though, right? You don't know which legs gonna get you in one in the fucking middle might get you Real house. I'm only one of the things he would do every time like you know You can like keep a soccer ball in the air Apparently he would like flip between all three legs and like keep it popped up in the air and then like standing still would be like Hopping the sack of all on the one foot and fucking what he would run faster than normal people I don't know.
I don't think so. Could you like join the olympics? Like is that illegal? Dude, you know what I'm saying?
Like is that I mean? I don't know. It's a good question Like is there a rule in there like must have two legs I don't know everybody's that's the olympic. I mean you would have to consult the olympic like I feel like people like that don't really make it anymore Like they're gonna give you surgery.
Oh, yeah, I don't know almost immediately. I'll be like all right. I'm gonna cut one of these dicks off Pick the leg take the leg both dicks. He's gonna be famous That's wild because so like when you're sitting yeah, it's not like your dicks It's like you're sitting next to another dude.
I mean would you jerk them both at the same time? Catch this double flat and he was like how do you guys know this and he's like well? He was so famous and everyone wanted to know yeah, yeah, obviously you get the double money shot just right in the face bitch Oh Come here girl sit on my lap and you too and you too if I like you the right one finishes first. Yeah We're gonna play a little game which girl can suck the best fucking lobster boy?
Uh, that's like common. There's a lot of people. Yeah, just watch tik tok the wolf boys though You know like the people we have that oh, yeah, it's for the screw here. All right.
Yeah, they're face-to-face boy Now you don't see more don't see like uh Like um fortune tellers that fairs and stuff no because they're like up and down the highway now, bro Yeah, yeah, my dad's always had this thing. He's like well. I'm not going to that one He's like cuz if they knew I was coming they'd be waiting for me. You know, it's like right you suck Hey, here's the thing though I mean a lot of them have like really good locations which makes you think like how did you buy that property?
It was gonna be uh, uh No, they're just gypsies. Yeah gypsies. That's actually what the carne said. He was like legit.
You think Anybody could just be a fortune teller or a bomb reader. He was like no, it was always the gypsies And he wanted there was he was like and you didn't fuck with them. There was a show about fortune tellers I can't remember what it was but it was like pretty much like you like you had to be part of the family Yeah quotes almost like a mafia type thing like you can't just be a fortune teller and they're just hustlers Yeah, that's what he was saying. He was like that you know, they would try to act like they could see the future and show But he said they were just like incredible at observation and just could just use and yeah Just like the guess your weight people like would just get good at it over time Just staring at people day after day And uh, I mean that's just legit.
I mean I only sold phones for like year and a half. Maybe I do think you could totally tell who was buying a like pizza Like just people's body language and like how they were walking in who they were walking in with what time of day they were coming in Do you think you could say like okay? That's that person's buying a phone. That's a customer service Like you could pick them out real quick.
Do you think like the guess your weight people like on their days off They're like chopping groceries. They're like 175 312 How much is my grapes way? Yeah, you do the guess your way thing just pull up pockets full of lead like I got you what? I was wondering how much of a pain in the ass that was to carry around.
It's a good scam is that we said? Yeah, I'm just walking there. I scam Carney's that's my scam. This scam on us.
That's what put the fuck. He said the uh Most dangerous attraction is never what you would think he said actually especially now Uh, he said state inspectors show up every single time that you finish setting up like a state inspector has to approve your ride before they let somebody on it He said the most dangerous is the fucking dude in the dunk tank those clowns that talk shit to everybody He said more cops get called on that motherfucker than any Beat his ass. Yeah, it's exactly why I'm going in and I'll fuck the ball. I'm gonna whip your ass See when you get off.
Yeah, I mean he'd say like he said that he would say like crazy shit Just to get people pissed off so they would spend their money and try to hit him Like they'd be walking around with like a 13 year old daughter and be like, oh look at that sweet fucking 13 year old ass And the dad would be like I'm gonna kill this motherfucker I don't know about so you can eat others out of the guy throwing baseballs, but then he'd be waiting for him in the parking line So they'd have to call the cops. Yeah fuck that You remember that movie freaks? Oh, yeah, yeah No, it was just freaks freaks. Yeah, and it was a movie that had legit they did everyone in it.
Yeah Remember what they call them like those little cone head with a little top the hair at the top. Yeah, the cone of guys They were weird as the freakiest ones the no arms. No, I was yeah Knife. Yeah, he's growing around with a knife.
He's like I'm like I would want to see that murder scene Yeah, like stab you with try to tell me dude. I think it just be weird to even be like twins with someone Yeah, I can join twins or just regular twins. It's weird enough. I'll talk to Greg about that We had two sets of twins in my class.
Yeah, I don't have a really strange We had I'm never twin grown up, but it's just like I cannot imagine like hey, you're me me. I'm you I would be fucking with people constantly with that. Well, especially because you're definitely gonna have to grow up in close proximity to that person. Yeah, Both sets of twins.
I knew like shared a room for at least five or six years. Yeah, if not longer That's weird as shit to just like wake up every morning be like what's up me? What's up you me hi five? Man, we are looking rough today at least from looking at you And then I mean if you're chicks, I mean you never want to be like I remember I asked You can't be the ugly I asked the hot one out one time and she said no, but my sister likes you and I dated the ugly one Yeah But I was like, yeah, I mean y'all are twins.
I will take either one of you Yeah, and everybody's you're like, yeah, I got me some uh, sorens in and they're like Beth or Brittany and you're like fucking Beth I fucking bet. I knew you couldn't pull Brittany. Yeah, Brittany's just a hatter name. Well, we love you guys.
Yeah, man Next time that sounds fun. That sounds fun. Look at how it's got so many fucking killer movies. So there's so many like just movies we do in general Yeah, why would you talk a little quiet at the end?
All right, man. Well, thanks for joining us guys. Thank you so much In episode in the middle of the spring Spring week time feels amazing outside right now though Except for the fact that it was like fucking colder than shit for two days. Yeah, but I think that's the last one I think that's I think that was it the last strike enjoy it.
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