s5E4 Were the Roswell Aliens really special needs Soviet children

Ever pondered if those infamous Roswell aliens were just misunderstood Soviet children on an intergalactic field trip? In this hilariously speculative episode, we dive headfirst into the absurd with hosts Koji, Dwayne, and Cat, as they debate who among them would be the most irresistible human for alien abduction. Between considering clever escape tactics and trying to annoy extraterrestrial captors into releasing them, the hosts promise plenty of laughs. The trio also examines the legendary Roswell incident, exploring its quirky theories—imagine Soviet children with special needs posing as aliens! Amidst this cosmic chaos, they humorously explore conspiracy theories, the nuances of infidelity with extraterrestrials, and the awkward moments of mistaking mannequins for naked people on the highway. With a whimsical take on humanity, this episode is a delightful blend of humor, curiosity, and the undeniable charm of human absurdity.RESEARCHWe do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.https://www.history.com/articles/roswell-ufo-aliens-what-happenedhttps://tucson.com/news/national/book-roswell-ufo-was-russian-craft-aliens-were-nazi-experiments/article_f698b1ca-8564-11e0-897e-001cc4c002e0.htmlhttps://www.britannica.com/event/Roswell-incidenthttps://seeroswell.com/the-1947-roswell-incident/https://science.howstuffworks.com/space/aliens-ufos/history-roswell-incident.htmhttps://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/reports-ufos-1947-roswell-incident ABOUT USWhat are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.  Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Shaina ChiHosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven SakaiEdited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai