S6E2 Bill Gates, Skynet Farms, and the Black Market Ribeye

S6E3: Bill Gates, Skynet Farms, and the Black Market RibeyeFire up the grills, grab a cold drink, and prep your tinfoil hats, because summer grilling season is officially here! This month, Cat, Dwayne, and Koji tackle a heavy-hitting question that’s been sizzling all over the internet: Does Bill Gates want to destroy the cattle industry?To help us slice through the meat of this massive tech-agriculture conspiracy, we welcome international stand-up comedian and former comedy-wrestler Eric Escobar (Hulu’s Comedy InvAsian, CBS’s Comics Unleashed). Together, the crew dissects Bill Gates’ massive 270,000-acre American farmland monopoly and his public push for 100% synthetic beef. Is he trying to save the planet from bovine methane emissions, or is he hoarding land to create a vertical monopoly that will relegate real steak to a 1% black market luxury item?Plus, we break down the May 8, 2026 UFO Disclosure and the government's brand new public database at war.gov/ufo. We wrap things up with a high-stakes round of "Yay or Nay" featuring 5 outrageous food conspiracies involving insect fragments in your smoothies, fake honey, and the terrifying truth behind natural vanilla flavoring.About the Guest:Eric Escobar is a premier international stand-up comedian performing at clubs, colleges, and theaters across the globe. Catch him on Season 3 of Comedy InvAsian on Hulu, or look out for him on tour this year across Alaska, the Midwest, and the Northwest. Follow him on socials at @EricEscobar (with a K!). Promos & Upcoming Live Shows: Cat Alvarado: Catch Cat live in North Carolina (Durham area) on June 25th–28th! Follow her at @CatAlvaradoComedy for details and tickets to her special taping in Portland on July 24th.Dwayne: Catch Dwayne live in Arizona on August 21st & 22nd. Head over to his website for complete venue and ticket information.Un-History Podcast: Don't wait—find Koji's new audio project Un-History on your favorite platform right now, hit listen, and hit download.🔔 STAY UNOFFICIALLY OFFICIAL: If you loved this episode, please share, subscribe, and leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Reference Links & Episode Sources:Official UAP Database: war.gov/ufo Farmland Ownership Data: The Land Report — Bill Gates Portfolio Synthetic Meat Advocacy: Bill Gates: Wealthy Nations Should Move to 100% Synthetic BeefFood Conspiracy Deep-Dive: The Truth Behind Cochineal Beetles & Red DyeABOUT USWhat are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.  Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Koji Steve Sakai Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai