S7E773: Off Kilter Vocabulary

Get ready for another chaotic, laugh-out-loud ride on Savaged Unfiltered!We kick things off with The Old Man rocking his crazy, epic LED glasses, instantly launching into a math rant that makes absolutely zero sense. This week, we welcome a very special guest: Michael’s dear friend, MJ. Of course, it wouldn't be a normal episode without The Old Man completely confusing Michael with his bizarre, off-kilter vocabulary. But the language barrier clears up real quick once we dive into the meaning of "The Back of the Hand."The Old Man takes us on a trip down memory lane to the 1960s—where getting the "black smacked off you" was just standard parenting. He opens up about his blue-collar mother dodging ruthless bill collectors, and doesn't hold back on calling his father exactly what he was: a total scumbag.Michael recaps this past Monday’s explosive episode of America is on Gridlock, breaking down how Bud Light completely blew it—and lost millions—by dipping into "woke culture" advertising. MJ admits to dropping Bud Light after that disaster, while The Old Man defends his ride-or-die choice: Guinness. Michael, however, refuses to touch the stuff (unless he wants a sudden case of diarrhea). The Old Man doubles down on his preference, noting he likes his beer like his coffee: "Black, like his women." Meanwhile, MJ keeps it classic with a Canadian Labatt Blue, all while The Old Man tries to sneakily flirt with her right under Michael's nose!As Producer Tibbs gets orders to block Michael out of his own show so the crew can take over, Michael tries to steer the ship back to family talk. We learn that Tom’s father was a true, old-school greaser asshole, prompting Michael to second-guess him before launching into why he absolutely detests therapists.Finally, Michael gets into his obsessive love for Olive Oil and his hardcore Italian upbringing by two blue-collar NYC parents. You’ll hear how the "Old Country" traditions followed him to America—including his Grandma-ma slapping the kids with a wooden ruler literally dipped in olive oil (and yes, it hurt). To wrap things up, MJ reveals her own "wildcat" past as a childhood streaker who learned fast independence, and Michael marvels at his own college wildfire days, genuinely amazed he is still alive to talk about it.Tune in for the madness, the nostalgia, and the unfiltered truth!Presented by: Twisted Tea 🍹Official Website: www.savagedunfiltered.comGrab the Merch: www.savagedshop.comHang out with The Old Man: www.theoldmanspodcast.comGrowing Up in a Different EraThe Great Beer Debate & Bad FormCouches, Counseling, & Olive Oil