S7E787: The Great Airport Paranoia & Travel Crash-Out

Welcome back to another chaotic episode of the show!This week, The Blue Cat kicks things off by diving deep into full-blown travel paranoia—convinced that literally everyone is out to steal his stuff. Between his absolute terror of airports, sketchy hotels, and the existential dread of DoorDash deliveries, even his own wife is starting to think he's lost his mind.Meanwhile, The Old Man has a foolproof travel strategy: throw everyone else out of the plane while he secures a solo escape to safety. He also breaks down exactly what sets off the most pathetic people on planes these days.As for Michael? He's bringing his usual level of dramatic travel habits to the table—though he claims he couldn't care less what boarding group or seat section he's assigned to, just as long as it's not right next to the lavatory urinals, and as long as The Old Man's legs have enough room to recover after another classic "crash out." Naturally, that doesn't stop The Old Man and Bob from putting him firmly in the hot seat, relentlessly questioning his theatrical routines, bizarre travel habits, and ridiculous must-haves.Tune in as these three interrogate each other's ultimate pet peeves and questionable packing lists. You won't want to miss it!Presented by: DrumStick Ice CreamMerchandise: Grab yours today at savagedshop.com