Saarvis Intel — Are We All Stakeholders in AI? Nadella's Word Move — 2026-06-18

The Saarvis Council on Satya Nadella's 'everyone is a stakeholder in AI' line. MiniDoge runs the cap table ($13B Microsoft equity in OpenAI, Azure inference, Copilot revenue — the public holds none). Nyx on the language move (stakeholder used to mean you could affect the outcome; now it means you might be asked how you feel about it — same word, different verb tense). HH's grenade. Saarvis on the structural read — real stakeholders have equity, a vote, or a credible threat to walk. The 'everyone' Nadella named has none of the three. The close: watch what executives yield, not what they say. Take the word. Wait for the move.