Sad Maxx: Crosby Owed

The boys return from their self-imposed podcast Rumspringa to discover that Pizza Odyssey has collapsed, Eagles free agency has detonated, and Maxx Crosby may have been the victim of the most suspicious medical exam since a Baltimore DMV vision test. Along the way they rank childhood cereals like it’s the NFL Draft, debate the morality of the Ravens organization, invent the TJ Maxx Defensive Line, and accidentally create the first ever Cereal Mascot Podcast Extended Universe. A surprise Steelers fan call-in delivers accusations of tampering, the hosts declare Baltimore a banned city, and the episode ends with March Madness plans and the promise of recruiting completely random guests off the street. It’s sports analysis, grocery store philosophy, and cereal-based sociology—all in one very concerned discussion about Maxx Crosby’s knee.Key Topics Discussed00:19 – The 17th Inaugural Episode & Rumspringa Return  02:30 – Self-Help Advice: Just Run From Your Problems 03:18 – Eagles Free Agency Recap07:21 – Eagles Free Agency Recap Using Grocery Shopping 10:07 – The Great Cereal Draft & Mascot Power Rankings 16:30 – Tariq “Reek the Freak” Woolen Breakdown 23:45 – The Maxx Crosby Discussion Begins 27:34 – The Physical That Went Too Far 29:18 – Steelers Insider Call-In: Slomo Joins the Show 40:24 – TJ Maxx Philosophy & Ravens Defense 44:41 – March Madness Preview & The Legendary March Madness House 54:18 – Podcast Outreach Plans 56:15 – Fan Mail & Slayer's Sound-Off!Statistics & Facts The podcast now has a German listener — their 5th country. Jordan Davis re-signed on a 3-year, $78 million extension. His field time usage increased from no more than 45% of snaps over the prior three seasons to 61% this past season — the key driver behind his new deal. Tariq Woolen led the entire NFL in taunting penalties last season — and had more taunting flags on his own than any single team had combined. He racked up 3 total, including one in the NFC Championship when he walked the entire opposing sideline jawing at every player, then got in Stafford's face. Matt Cord, the Sixers' PA announcer, is retiring after 28 years — was there through the Allen Iverson era and the entire "trust the process" stretch. Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mascot -  Chef WendellDebut: 1987 Retired: 2009Memorable Quotes"Arizona Wildcats." - Panda Dan predicting March Madness winner before the bracket even exists "In the words of Stat Boy - Why be less when you can be a cheater?" - Slomo on Ravens "That's the one where it's Pocahontas, but they have gasoline that they're fighting for. And then they put their braids inside like the dragon's back and then they can fly." - Dr. TAT summary of Avatar"It almost looked like he was preparing for his Hall of Fame." - Stat Boy on Jordan Davis' attireFollow us on x.com & Instagram: @sethikepodCall/text line: 1-(234)-SET-HIKE (738-4453)Email us: [email protected]