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YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL PODCAST
by Erin Loman Jeck and Dr. Sizzle
You're Not Special" is the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast that serves up the juiciest stories from both sides of the kitchen door. Join Erin Loman Jeck, the high-flying CEO with a secret addiction to waiting tables, and the enigmatic Doctor Sizzle, a culinary genius by day and concert going by night, as they dish out the drama that's made to order in the restaurant world.Each episode, we'll dive into the chaotic, dysfunctional family vibe of restaurant life, featuring outrageous customer requests, kitchen disasters turned triumphs, and staff interactions spicier than the daily special.Whether you're a seasoned industry pro or just love a good laugh with your meal, "You're Not Special" offers a balanced perspective on the wild world of restaurants. We'll bring you interviews with chefs, long-time servers, restaurant owners, and even the occasional health inspector for a taste of the unexpected.So pull up a chair and join us at the table where the menu is set, but the drama is mad
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Chef of the Century… 32 Stars, One Puree: The Legend of Robuchon
This week Erin and Dr. Sizzle take on Joël Robuchon—the French chef so legendary he racked up 32 Michelin stars, earned Meilleur Ouvrier de France, and somehow became immortal… largely because of one bowl of mashed potatoes. We're talking: how a guy almost became a priest… and then chose the kitchen instead why "make it simple" is the most violent sentence in fine dining what it takes to build a restaurant empire across the world the pressure-cooker reality of Michelin culture (and why Sizzle still doesn't care) the brutal toll: addiction, burnout, missing life, and why Robuchon retired at 50 and the real star of the episode: pomme purée—Yukon Golds + a medically suspicious amount of butter + a process so precise it should come with a waiver and a cardiologist Also: tire companies handing out prestige, terrible accents, and the promise that we'll attempt the puree and report back… if we survive the butter. Because what happens in the walk-in stays in the walk-in— but the mashed potatoes? Those follow you forever.
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Christmas Party to Crime Scene: How to Get Fired in One Conversation
We're back from our "sabbatical" (translation: we were getting steamrolled by the holidays). In this catch-up episode, Erin and Dr. Sizzle drag December by the apron strings—13–14 caterings in three weeks, two-a-days, and a casual 130-hour stretch that ends with Sizzle nodding off on a cooler… on his birthday… after grilling 200+ chicken breasts at 2AM like some kind of poultry-based sleep experiment. But the real holiday special? A sous chef who looked at the company Christmas party and thought, "You know what this needs? Illegal weed on the owner's deck… and a side of trash-talking the executive chef." Bold strategy. Short career. You'll also hear why appetizers-only parties are a logistical nightmare, why rich club members are somehow both invisible and entitled, how "we're basically glorified busers" became a lifestyle, and the wedding that featured alligator tacos, adult chicken strips, and a bridesmaid who chose violence. Subscribe for more kitchen therapy, because what happens in the walk-in stays in the walk-in—unless there's a microphone.
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Private Chef, Public Panic: Dull Knives, Rich Kitchens, and Kids Trying to Get Taken Out by a Sheet Pan
Ever wondered what happens when a restaurant chef leaves the safety of their own kitchen… and walks into a stranger's house to cook? In this episode, we break down the chaos of in-home private catering vs. in-house restaurant catering—and spoiler: one involves predictable ovens, actual counter space, and fewer toddlers playing Frogger behind you. You'll hear about: the horror of mystery ovens that cook like they're powered by vibes why rich people somehow own gorgeous homes and criminally dull knives guests who "just want to chat" while you're sweating over 10 plates and a sauce the universal truth that everyone is late, always the moment you almost accidentally baptized a child with hot food and why people think private chefs show up with a magic wand and cook filet mignon from scratch in 12 minutes It's networking, it's nerve-wracking, it's weirdly wholesome… and yes—there is a brief but important discussion about dipping your nuts (walnuts, relax). If you've ever hired a private chef, thought about it, or simply enjoy listening to professionals spiral politely in someone else's kitchen—press play.
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Don't Order Appetizers for Dinner, Don't Smoke Weed with the Owner, and Other Kitchen Survival Rules
We're back from hiatus, we disappearred for a month and came back with war stories. December nearly killed us—but at least we got content. In this comeback episode, we break down the hidden labor behind catering chaos: why appetizers are harder than full dinners, how small teams quietly carry massive events, and what really happens when people treat food service like a magic trick instead of a job. Along the way: – a sous chef gets fired for speedrunning career suicide – rich members complain from their third homes – weddings go off the rails (featuring gator tacos) – and everyone is one bad request away from snapping This episode is a masterclass in restaurant survival, entitlement psychology, and why no one understands how much work goes into feeding people—until it's too late. In this episode, we unpack the absolute madness of December in food service: 13+ caterings, 130-hour weeks, a sous chef who tried to overthrow the executive chef and invite the owner to smoke weed (in Idaho), and a wedding featuring alligator tacos, chicken strips for adults, and a bride bullied into tears. We talk about why appetizer-only parties are a logistical nightmare, why rich members never come into town, how you end up grilling 200 chicken breasts at 2am on your birthday, and why buffet math is fake and made to hurt chefs. If you've ever worked in restaurants, catered an event, or wondered why food people look permanently tired—this one's for you. Spoiler: nobody is special, but everyone is exhausted.
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Stories From the Server Grave: Diaper Demons, Wine Snobs & Capitalism Crybabies
Welcome back to You're Not Special, where the only thing scarier than Halloween… is the dinner rush. In this Part 2 of Stories From the Server Grave, Erin Loman Jeck and Dr. Sizzle drag you through the restaurant underworld: the ghosts of terrible tippers, the cursed brides, the salt-allergic liars, and the guy who thinks "mid-rare enough" is a temperature. This episode serves up: 🔥 A capitalist philosopher who leaves a 25¢ tip like he's Benjamin Franklin 🔥 The woman allergic to salt, garlic, onions, soy, joy, and flavor 🔥 A Bridezilla who wants "emotional support skills" with her mimosa 🔥 Grandma eating Costco ice cream straight from the tub like a feral queen 🔥 A steak-sending sociopath who flips his plate AND his brain 🔥 The Ansel-system fire disaster that baptized the whole kitchen 🔥 The diaper-changing table monster that should be banned from society 🔥 Friends who "forgot their wallets" (and their dignity) 🔥 Ice bucket baptisms, wine snobs who don't know wine, and servers plotting revenge PLUS: Comfort-food confessions, garden flexing, trout-and-pancake nightmares, and Erin and Aaron going FULL therapy session on childhood casseroles. It's unhinged. It's disgusting. It's heartwarming. It's why servers drink. Pull up a chair, tip at least 20%, and remember: You're not special. But these stories? Legendary.
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Behind! Corner! Hot! — Restaurant Lingo That Will Traumatize You Forever
Ever wondered what the hell restaurant people are yelling all day? In this episode of You're Not Special, Erin Loman Jeck and Dr. Sizzle pull back the swinging kitchen door and unpack the real glossary of the industry—the acronyms, the insults, the battle cries, and the PTSD triggers that keep restaurants running and servers crying in walk-ins. We're diving into: Why FOH is chaos in yoga pants and BOH is a cult. The origin of 86… and why it always means your favorite dish is dead. FIFO, the religion your fridge violates daily. What POS really stands for (hint: not "point of sale"). VIPs, PPA, MEP, MOD, and other restaurant terms that make servers question existence. The eternal war between auto-fire servers and cooks who just want one peaceful day. Why "on the fly" is both a kitchen term and an emotional cry for help. "Behind," "Corner," "Hot," and other things we scream in grocery stores by accident. Plus: the crew's own top-secret lingo, including RFN, innuendos, Han Solo tickets, and why someone's always "swinging their cock" in the window. It's the restaurant dictionary you didn't know you needed—equal parts hilarious, filthy, educational, and deeply, spiritually chaotic. Whether you've worked in a kitchen or you've only watched The Bear, this episode will make you appreciate your servers… or fear them. Order up. It's about to get spicy.
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Snow Machines, Green Sweaters & Sandwich Empires: The Bear S4 Recap
Hello and welcome to the You're Not Special podcast—where the menu is set and the drama's made to order. This week, Aaron Loman Jack and Dr. Sizzle close out their Bear binge with a full Season 4 breakdown: Carmy soul-searching and maybe quitting just after building the damn place. Sydney still half-in, half-out (and yes, we're still arguing about her loyalty). Richie's redemption arc, wedding-dad vibes, and possibly folding more than napkins with Jessica. Marcus finally getting his flowers—literally Food & Wine calling him one of the best new chefs. Ebra's side hustle and whether he's building an empire… or just cutting The Bear out of the deal. The Great Green Sweater Apology Tour (ClaireBear 2.0). Family fights, freezer meltdowns, snow machines in summer, and a walk-in full of secrets. It's healing, it's chaos, it's characters growing (or not)—and it's us yelling about why Tina still can't hit 3 minutes, why Pete can't catch a break, and why Carmy better not walk away just yet.
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Non-Negotiables and Nervous Breakdowns: The Bear Season 3
Order up! In this episode of You're Not Special, Erin Loman Jeck and Dr. Sizzle sink their teeth into Season 3 of The Bear—the season of chaos, cracked egos, and Carmy's iron-fisted "non-negotiables." We dish on: Servers quitting en masse and the eternal battle of front vs. back of house dysfunction. Carmy's descent into menu madness—changing dishes daily, banning repeat ingredients, and blowing $12K on butter like it's Monopoly money. Richie's emotional rollercoaster: ex-wife's wedding invite, yelling matches, and moments of accidental wisdom. Sydney's indecision and panic spirals—does she even want to be there? The sandwich window that somehow keeps the lights on while fine dining bleeds cash. Why Uncle Jimmy's mobster math might make more sense than Carmy's culinary dreams. And those "non-negotiables": pressed shirts, hygiene checks, no surprises, no fun… oh, and you're not special. It's loud, it's messy, it's too real. Season 3 proves that running a Michelin-level restaurant isn't just about plating perfection—it's about surviving the mental breakdowns behind the line.
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Rats, Walk-Ins, and $800K Dreams: The Bear Season 2 Breakdown
Erin and Dr. Sizzle are back with hats on, hair unwashed, and knives out for The Bear Season 2—the season where fast casual implodes into fine dining fever dreams. We dig into: The $300K-in-tomato-cans discovery and Uncle Jimmy's "sure, here's $800K, don't screw it up" loan. Rats, black mold, and the cursed walk-in door that refuses to be fixed (until it eats Carmy alive). Carmy catching feelings for Claire while Sydney catches feelings about Carmy catching feelings. Richie's Michelin-level glow-up at Ever: from screaming jagoff to polishing forks and quoting Olivia Colman. Tina and Ebra at culinary school, Marcus in Copenhagen, and why education = survival in this kitchen. The brigade system explained (a.k.a. "organized chaos, but French"). Why soft launches matter—and why this one implodes into panic, puking, and pipe-smoking line cooks. That brutal walk-in meltdown: Carmy's inner demons, Claire's heartbreak, and the sound of tickets printing while your life crumbles. It's rats, rage, risotto, and redemption (sort of). The Bear Season 2 isn't just about building a restaurant—it's about tearing your soul down to the studs and hoping the inspectors sign off before you collapse.
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PTSD by Ticket Machine: Surviving The Bear Season 1
Erin and Dr. Sizzle are back—SD card corruption be damned—and diving fork-first into The Bear Season 1. From Carmy's descent into deli purgatory, Richie's anime-level rage issues, and Sydney's "here's a binder, fix your life" moment, to THAT ticket-machine-from-hell episode that triggered every chef, line cook, and server on earth. We cover it all: Why Richie belongs in a cartoon (but maybe not a kitchen). Sydney's loyalty problem (and risotto crime). The unwritten rules of kitchen family dysfunction. What a brigade system actually is (and why Carmy needed one yesterday). How spaghetti, tomato cans, and a shady stash of cash set the stage for The Bear. It's loud, it's messy, it's way too real—and it's exactly why we couldn't stop watching.
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Michelin Stars, James Beard, and Why Your Food Still Tastes Like Burnt Toast
You like your chefs on a pedestal? We prefer them behind the line, sweating bullets over a broken ticket machine. In this special (and slightly unhinged) episode of You're Not Special, Aaron Loman Jack and the gang crack open the cult of Michelin stars and James Beard Awards—those glitzy, anxiety-inducing badges that have chefs chasing perfection like it's a fix. We're talking: Why the Michelin Guide started as a damn tire company pamphlet How anonymous inspectors decide if your food is gold or garbage The mental cost of chasing a third star (spoiler: some chefs snap) What the fork a James Beard Award really means—and why it matters more Who's hoarding the most stars and why you've probably never heard of them And why every restaurant crew should get the damn credit—not just the dude with his name on the door We'll take you from roadside sandwich shops to culinary temples in the clouds, through the grit, the glory, and the absolute gaslighting of the gourmet world. If you've ever wondered who decides if a restaurant is "worth the detour," or if stars are just glittery shackles, this episode's your jam. Bring a napkin—this one gets messy. And remember: You're not special—unless a dead man's foundation or a French tire company says you are.
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Burnt Out & Blown Away: Michelin Meltdowns, Kitchen Chaos & Oyster Penance
What do you get when a TEDx speaker and a firecracker chef walk into a podcast after a 12-hour shift? This episode. Buckle up as Erin and Dr. Sizzle dissect Burnt—Bradley Cooper's sweaty kitchen redemption arc—with the kind of side-splitting, spicy banter that'll leave your spatula curled. They cover everything from: Michelin-star madness and chef rage (read: flying pans and fish apologies) Why sous vide isn't a food saver—and what Erin used to think it was Escargot vs. hamburger helper: the comfort food identity crisis Chef power dynamics, knife nerdiness, and... knife blue balls? And how shucking a million oysters might just be the ultimate sobriety program If you've ever been screamed at in a walk-in, romanticized kitchen life, or just love a good F-bomb-laced laugh, this one's your five-star course. Come for the movie review, stay for the rebel energy. 👉 Rated "Yes, Chef" for explicit language, food nerd tangents, and totally unfiltered storytelling.
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Love on the Line: Meatballs, Meatheads, and Burnt Sausage
What happens when front-of-house meets back-of-house and sparks (or grease fires) fly? In this Year Not Special episode, Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and guest couple Nathan and Heather spill the tea (and maybe some sauce) on what it's really like to date your coworker in the chaotic world of restaurants. From walk-in flings to fire alarms, meatballs on the ground, and the unforgettable scent of burnt garlic rage — we've got it all. Plus: why shift drinks are basically relationship therapy, how not to clean up after a kitchen fire, and the reason no one wants a "burning sausage" in their life (trust us). 🍻 Come for the romance, stay for the kitchen disasters. 🎧 Warning: Contains salty language, hot takes, and possibly a ghost of a meatball.
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Chefing, Crying & Culinary Crimes
Ever wondered what happens when you force a real-life chef to sit through a Netflix food show? Spoiler: it's not inner peace—it's inner rage, garnished with profanity and sprinkled with truth bombs. In this episode, Erin and Dr. Sizzle dig into the drama (and trauma) of reality cooking shows, from David Chang's flavor fusion face-offs to Gordon Ramsay's rage fests. Erin is here for the chefing vibes and culinary creativity. Dr. Sizzle? He's reluctantly hate-watching and dragging everyone from Fluffy to foodies with glitter nails. They tackle hard-hitting questions like: Is salt a spice or a spiritual experience? Why are "home chefs" a culinary crime? And is there really no crying in the kitchen, or do we just shove that emotion into the walk-in? This episode is part roast, part rave, and all real—from burnt potatoes to kitchen PTSD. If you've ever cried over cold fries or judged someone for saying "foodie," you're in good company. 🔪 Bring your appetite and your sarcasm—because we're serving piping hot opinions with a side of sass.
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Spit, Sass, and Shenanigans: The 'Waiting' Review Nobody Asked For
In this unfiltered tribute to Ryan Reynolds, bad tipping, and restaurant PTSD, Erin and Dr. Sizzle dive fork-first into the 2005 cult classic Waiting. Expect a full menu of spicy memories—from hungover brunch shifts and cigarette-stained bar sections, to dick games and the myth of "secret sauce." They dish on: Why 20-something servers are basically feral raccoons with drink tickets The true horror of airplane seat "mystery moisture" The magical powers of the angry waitress smile Why kitchen crews would rather be vulgar than violent (choose your chaos) Stanley Tucci's peasant food tour and why it sent Dr. Sizzle into a full-blown wrist-bracelet-fueled rage spiral Bonus: A sneak peek into their upcoming "watch-along" series featuring kitchen-themed movies and shows—from culinary disasters to food network fails. Also, unsolicited shade at Guy Fieri. You're welcome. Come for the food movie breakdown, stay for the "did I pee myself or was that a spilled drink?" moment of self-reflection.
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Ghosts, Parsley, and Passive-Aggressive Paper Towels: A Spiritual Sh*tshow in the Kitchen
In this supernatural soup of absurdity, Erin, Pants, and Dr. Sizzle take a woo-woo detour into the world of haunted restaurants, ghostly dishwashers, and poltergeist-approved parsley sabotage. From bathroom paper towels that activate themselves mid-pee, to the Great Ghost of Jalapeños who may or may not hate bartenders, this episode has all the vibes of a séance... if the séance was hosted during brunch. You'll hear: A haunted margarita tank room A skeptic slowly unraveling "The Learning Tube" meets "The Paranormal Mop Squad" Why ghosts apparently hate fresh herbs And the mystery of the possessed Hollandaise sauce 🌀Bonus topics: vibrating shelves debunking ghost myths, emotional energy fields, and why John Legend has nothing to do with John Lennon (you'll get it when you listen). 🎧 It's creepy, it's hilarious, it's weirdly heartwarming—and like any great ghost story, it ends with a skeptical chef being haunted by a Red Bull-powered paper towel dispenser. 💀 Come for the hauntings, stay for the sass.
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The Reunion Tour: Toast Points, Tequila, and Trash Can Turkeys
In this reunion episode of You're Not Special, the gang's back together—and absolutely nothing (and no one) is safe. Fueled by overpriced tequila and spicy nostalgia, Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and Pants relive their most chaotic restaurant moments, from resurrecting the sacred Learning Tube™ to dodging deranged toast point orders like culinary ninjas. You'll get insider dirt on: A hotly contested Eggs Benedict disaster The mysterious Dick Towel tradition Who really should be banned from brunch forever And the birth of the fake gay metal band: Heavy Bucket of Fruit Also featuring: microwave misuse, haunting boss laughs, and the world's most passive-aggressive Red Bull peace offering. This episode has all the flavor of a triple shot poured by a heavy-handed bartender and the bite of a sassy server who's finally had enough. Hit play, relive the madness, and remember: What happens in the walk-in... stays in the walk-in.
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He Wanted to Ride Me Like a Horse & Other Five-Star Shenanigans
Grab your wine and clutch your pearls—this episode of You're Not Special is a wild ride through the outrageous (and disturbingly true) world of restaurant horror stories. From entitled grandpas grabbing cheeks to a woman demanding someone microwave her shoes (yes, really), Erin and Dr. Sizzle hold nothing back. We're talkin' creepy celebrities, projectile wine glasses, the mysterious case of the water allergy, and one dude who thought using someone's face as toilet paper was a compliment. Hospitality? More like Hostile-ity. ✨ This episode is messy, unfiltered, and absolutely unmissable. 💀 Caution: May cause spitting out drinks and deeply questioning humanity. 🍷 Bonus points if you're drinking 1942 on the rocks while listening.
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Toast Points & Trust Falls: Kitchen Chaos, Dirty Jokes, and Restaurant Revelations
Ever wondered what happens when your whole kitchen crew jumps ship and you're left with strangers, salad drama, and a black-and-blue mystery steak? Welcome to another wild ride on You're Not Special, where Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and company spill the (wine-soaked) tea on the chaos of restaurant life. They dish on the secret recipe for building trust in high-stress kitchens, the politics of toast points, and why flirting with your sous chef might just be strategic. It's the perfect blend of unfiltered humor, behind-the-scenes antics, and a reminder that in restaurant fams—you're either in the weeds or laughing through it. Warning: May cause cravings for French toast and a strong urge to call out that one coworker who never takes a 20-top. 🔥 Grab your apron, hit play, and let the chaos commence.
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Party Like It's Your Job… Because It (Almost) Is!
Some people go to work; others go to party—and somehow, those two things overlap more than you'd think! In this episode, we dive into the wild, the weird, and the why-is-this-even-happening moments that make every event unforgettable (for better or worse). From unexpected VIP encounters to after-hours chaos, get ready for behind-the-scenes stories that prove the real party starts after the party. Grab a drink (or a coffee for recovery) and tune in for the funniest tales from the trenches of event life!
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Oops, I Did It Again... And Other Life Lessons I Should've Learned by Now
Ever found yourself knee-deep in a mess thinking, "Welp, here we go again"? You're not alone! In this episode, we spill the tea on life's most ridiculous repeat offenses, the lessons we should've learned (but didn't), and the hilarious misadventures that make us all gloriously human. Buckle up—it's going to be a laugh-out-loud ride through the chaos of personal growth!
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Locked Up, but Not Shut Up: Hilarious Tales from the Inside
If you work in this industry, chances are you've got at least one story about being arrested or landing in jail—it's practically a rite of passage! In this laugh-out-loud episode, we dive into the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious moments of being temporarily detained—literally or metaphorically. From bizarre bunkmates to life lessons you never saw coming, this episode proves that even behind locked doors, the stories (and the jokes) keep coming! Buckle up—this is one wild ride you won't want to miss!
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Valentine's Day (Night of the Dueces): Come for the Romance, Stay for the Kitchen Meltdowns
In this heartwarming (read: chaotic) episode of You're Not Special, Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and the gang serve up a special blend of restaurant industry realness—because nothing says "love" like two-tops, overpriced steak, and a server praying you don't order toast points. From the nightmares of catering, the horror of last-minute reservations, and why gold-plated silverware won't save a bad event, this episode has it all. Also featuring: burger slander, space pussy (don't Google it), and a PSA on why Valentine's Day breakups belong in the patreon-exclusive drama section. Buckle up, lovers—it's about to get spicy!
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Tip 33: Because Psychological Warfare Belongs in Restaurants Too
In this episode of You're Not Special, we dive into the genius—or absolute madness—behind "Tip 33," a revolutionary (read: slightly evil) way to keep servers on their toes. Guest appearances by "Conquestador de Pantelones" AKA Pants and Peeps the genius behind Tip 33. Ever wondered what happens when you turn tipping into a live-action Hunger Games? Well, stacking $50 in ones on the table and deducting them for every minor inconvenience is apparently one way to find out! Join Erin and Dr. Sizzle as they explore the fine line between customer feedback and psychological torment, all while debating the true evils of kale, overpriced star-shaped butter, and whether Canadians should start tipping like they mean it. Order up and buckle in—this one's a ride.
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86 the Attitude, Not the Steak: A Guide to Sending Food Back Without Dying Inside
This week on You're Not Special, Erin and Dr. Sizzle dive into the culinary battlefield of sending food back to the kitchen. From questionable steak temps to cockroach hash browns and spring mix surprise bugs, they share the highs, lows, and WTF moments of restaurant life. Is the customer always right? (Spoiler: No.) Will your food really get "special sauce" if you complain? (Probably not.) Join us for a passive-aggressive welfare warfare on entitled diners, kitchen karma, and why ordering a well-done filet mignon should be illegal. Bon appétit—if you dare! 🍴🔥
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Boozy Pairings: Where Booze Meets Food
In this episode of the You're Not Special podcast, Erin and Dr. Sizzle dive fork-first into the world of perfect pairings—where wine and food are meant to be soulmates, but sometimes end up in messy divorces. From crafting wine dinners that would make sommeliers swoon, to battling the chaos of beer pairings gone horribly wrong (we're looking at you, Huckleberry Sour), this episode serves up plenty of laughs, industry insights, and a few spicy rants. Plus, why dark beer and steak might just save your taste buds, and a PSA: Don't be that person at the wine dinner. Cheers! 🍷🍴
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Salt, Soup, and Bullshit Allergies: Tales from the Trenches of Restaurant Chaos
Step into the wild world of food service where the heat of the kitchen meets the absurdity of customer requests. Erin and Dr. Sizzle tackle the epidemic of fake food allergies and laugh through the madness of veal-specific sensitivities, "spicy" Dijon mustard, and the mysterious age when old people lose all temperature perception. From debunking garlic powder allergies to boiling soup at volcanic temps, this episode serves up a full plate of hilarity, industry truths, and a side of sass. PS: Don't forget, Karen, we're still taking your "allergies" seriously. Sort of.
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Catering Chaos and Star-Butter Shenanigans: Behind the Scenes of Feeding the Masses
In this side-splitting episode of You're Not Special, Erin Lomondjek and Dr. Sizzle dive fork-first into the wild world of catering vs. restaurant life. From juggling tri-tips and salmon for 100+ guests to the audacity of star-shaped butter at weddings, they serve up hilarious anecdotes and spicy industry truths. Whether you're a holiday host or a wedding guest wondering why your steak wasn't medium rare, this episode will have you laughing, learning, and maybe questioning your next menu choices. Order up and dig in!
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Balls Deep in Menu Design: Pork, Psychology, and the Tragedy of Sweet Salmon
Join Erin and Dr. Sizzle as they dive balls deep into the art (and agony) of menu design. From the great pork tenderloin mystery to why salmon just doesn't need a fruity sauce (according to Erin, anyway), this episode unpacks the wild world of restaurant menus, food costing, and customer psychology. Why don't people want pork chops but can't get enough of bacon? And how does one upsell shrimp like a pro without feeling like a car salesman? Spoiler: You just do. So sit back, grab some toast points (not pork tacos), and enjoy the carnage of menu creation.
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Toast Points, Nazis, and the Joy of Upselling Malbec: A Day in Restaurant Purgatory
In this episode of 'You're Not Special,' Erin and Dr. Sizzle tackle the real heroes of the restaurant industry: servers who deal with everything from Nazi fashion statements to 'health-conscious vegans' who still manage to ask for dessert. We also explore how ordering a $38 Malbec can turn into an existential crisis, and why nothing says class like eating toast points with huckleberry sauce while demanding a second order. It's all the cringe, all the chaos, and yes, some smoking on the golf course. Buckle up, this one's spicy (but don't worry, it's vegan).
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Boiling Butter, Flying Knives, and Deep-Fried Hands: A Casual Chat About Kitchen Mayhem
Join Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and the infmaous Pants as they sauté their way through the chaos of restaurant injuries—from knives with names (because you know, they deserve respect) to hot water shoe baths and a side of deep-fried hands. Ever wondered what it's like to crack a rib falling into a vat of marinara? Spoiler: it's exactly as glamorous as you'd think. We also tackle the big question—how much hot food can you carry on your arms before they melt? This episode is a perfect blend of humor, pain, and... questionable life choices. Grab a fire extinguisher, it's going to be a hot one!
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To-Go Boxes & No-Go Zones: The Great Restaurant Apocalypse
In this masked memoir of 'You're Not Special,' we're diving into the chaotic chronicles of the restaurant industry's wildest plot twist - when dining out became more forbidden than your server's face tattoos. Strap in, folks! This week on 'You're Not Special,' we dive deep into COVID, but not in that depressing, been-there-done-that way. Ever wondered what happens when a pandemic shuts down the world, restaurants close, and you get really creative with weed and bruschetta? Join Erin and Dr. Sizzle as they recount the 'joys' of lockdown in Seattle, from illegal to-go margaritas to discovering how much time you can spend watching MasterClass before you start thinking you're a Michelin-star chef. Bonus: listen as Erin discovers the magic of fake vaccine cards and shares how nothing says rebellion like creating them on Canva. Whether you were crying over missing restaurants or just losing your mind in lockdown, this episode is for you.
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86'd: Your Love Life in the Walk-In
Welcome to the messiest episode yet of 'You're Not Special,' where we're diving fork-first into the desperate, depraved, and sometimes delicious world of restaurant romance. Because nothing says 'true love' quite like making out by the dumpsters on your smoke break. Plus, hear our hosts' most cringe-worthy tales of workplace romance gone wrong, Whether you're currently living the dream of dating your coworker or nursing the hangover of a post-shift romance gone wrong, this episode promises to be spicier than the chef's secret sauce. Warning: This episode may cause flashbacks to your own restaurant relationships. Side effects include spontaneous eye-rolling, nervous laughter, and the sudden urge to transfer to another location. Pairs well with: A bottle of wine and your ex's new schedule request." Would you like me to make it even more sarcastic or dial it back a notch?
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Conquistador de Pantalones: Confessions of a Knife-Wielding Tattoo Pyromaniac
Step into the flame-kissed world of Conquistador de Pantalones (aka 'Pants'), the chef who never met a fire he didn't like or a knife he couldn't twirl. In this scorching episode of 'You're Not Special,' we're turning up the heat with the industry's favorite tattooed troublemaker. Join us as Pants explains why chefs are the perfect blend of pyromania and precision, turning what most people's mothers warned them about (playing with knives and fire) into a legitimate career choice. From kitchen war stories to culinary confessions, this episode is hotter than a salamander on Saturday night. Featured burns include: Why chefs are just professional psychopaths with better knife skills The truth about kitchen tattoos: merit badges or warning signs? How to turn pyromania into a paycheck Why the best chefs are just grown-up kids who never stopped playing with fire Warning: This episode contains explicit language, questionable life choices, and enough fire-related puns to set off your smoke detector. Listener discretion (and a fire extinguisher) is advised.
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Served Hot, Hungover, and Half-Conscious: Your Survival Guide
Ever wonder how restaurant pros handle those mornings-after-closing-shift nightmares, the 'still-tipsy-from-last-night' opens, or those supernatural days when everything just clicks? In this spicy episode of 'You're Not Special,' Dr. Sizzle and Erin serve up the unfiltered truth about working through the three altered states of restaurant life. From hangover hacks that would make a medical student blush to superhuman service stories that defy explanation, we're dishing out the real strategies for surviving (and sometimes thriving) through every state of consciousness the industry throws at you. Whether you're reading this with sunglasses on indoors, still wearing last night's eyeliner, or riding that inexplicable wave of invincibility, this episode is your essential guide to navigating the altered states of restaurant life. Plus, hear our hosts' most epic stories of triumph (and disaster) from each state of being. Warning: This episode pairs well with Gatorade, breakfast burritos, and a strong cup of coffee. Side effects may include uncontrollable nodding and saying 'I've been there' out loud.
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Shaken, Stirred, and Successful: The Server-Turned-Business-Mogul
In this intoxicating third round of 'You're Not Special,' Dr. Sizzle flips the script and puts Erin Loman Jeck in the hot seat. Get ready to mix business with pleasure as we explore the wild world of a powerhouse entrepreneur who just can't quit slinging drinks. div]:bg-bg-300 [&_pre]:-mr-4 md:[&_pre]:-mr-9"> _*]:min-w-0"> In this third course of 'You're Not Special,' Dr. Sizzle turns the tables on Erin Loman Jeck, exploring how this powerhouse entrepreneur still finds time to wait tables as a hobby. Get ready for a meal of success, served with a side of humility. Today's special: Appetizer: Erin's journey from rookie server to seasoned business coach Main Course: How balancing plates prepared her to juggle million-dollar deals Side Dish: The unexpected business lessons learned from difficult customers Dessert: Why this CEO still craves the sweet satisfaction of a well-served table Daily Special: The real reason she can't hang up her apron for good Plus, don't miss our 'Order Up!' round where Dr. Sizzle challenges Erin to match common server nightmares with business world equivalents. Can she keep her cool, or will she get weeded? Whether you're a server dreaming big, an executive longing for simpler times, or just someone who appreciates a well-rounded success story, this episode promises to be as fulfilling as it is inspiring. Tune in for an interview that's part motivational talk, part day-in-the-life of a server. It's an episode so rich in insights, you'll want to leave a 20% tip! Warning: This episode may cause sudden urges to start a business or pick up a server's pad. We suggest doing only one at a time, unless you're Erin!
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The Sizzle Behind the Swinging Doors
In this juicy second serving of 'You're Not Special,' we're turning up the heat as Erin Loman Jeck grills the enigmatic 'Doctor Sizzle' on his rise to culinary stardom. Prepare your taste buds for: The raw and unfiltered story of how a young cook became the legendary Doctor Sizzle Kitchen confidential: Insider tales that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about becoming a chef The dish on disaster: Dr. Sizzle's most epic kitchen catastrophes and how he turned them into triumphs Hot take alert: Why Dr. Sizzle thinks sushi chefs aren't "real" chefs (spoiler: it gets heated!) The perfect sear: Dr. Sizzle's spicy opinions on industry trends and celebrity chefs Plus, don't miss the rapid-fire round where we put Dr. Sizzle's chef credentials to the test. Can he take the heat, or will he get out of the kitchen? Whether you're a culinary professional, an aspiring chef, or just someone who loves to peer behind the curtain, this episode promises to be a mouthwatering expose of life in the high-pressure world of professional kitchens. Tune in for a no-holds-barred interview that's equal parts informative, inspirational, and downright hilarious. 'The Sizzle Behind the Swinging Doors' - it's an episode so good, you'll want seconds!"
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Order Up! Why We're Serving You This Podcast
Order Up! Why We're Serving You This Podcast Welcome to the premiere episode of 'You're Not Special: Where the Menu is set, but the drama is made to order.' In this appetizer of an episode, meet your hosts: Erin Loman Jeck, the business coach who can't quit waiting tables, and 'Doctor Sizzle,' the culinary maestro who's seen it all from behind the pass. Join us as we spill the beans on why we're diving back into the chaotic world of restaurants – this time with microphones in hand. We'll dish out: The hilarious backstory of how a high-flying speaking coach and a renowned chef decided to air the restaurant industry's dirty laundry (and we don't mean the aprons). Why we believe everyone – from the career server to the curious diner – needs this insider's view of the culinary world. A taste of the outrageous stories, industry secrets, and invaluable insights we'll be serving up each week. Our grand vision for creating a podcast community that celebrates the beautiful mess that is restaurant life. Plus, get a sneak peek at upcoming episodes that'll have you coming back for seconds! Whether you're a food service veteran, a passionate foodie, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh with their meal, this episode will leave you hungry for more. Tune in to discover why 'You're Not Special' is about to become your favorite indulgence. No reservation required – just bring your appetite for entertainment!"
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
You're Not Special" is the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast that serves up the juiciest stories from both sides of the kitchen door. Join Erin Loman Jeck, the high-flying CEO with a secret addiction to waiting tables, and the enigmatic Doctor Sizzle, a culinary genius by day and concert going by night, as they dish out the drama that's made to order in the restaurant world.Each episode, we'll dive into the chaotic, dysfunctional family vibe of restaurant life, featuring outrageous customer requests, kitchen disasters turned triumphs, and staff interactions spicier than the daily special.Whether you're a seasoned industry pro or just love a good laugh with your meal, "You're Not Special" offers a balanced perspective on the wild world of restaurants. We'll bring you interviews with chefs, long-time servers, restaurant owners, and even the occasional health inspector for a taste of the unexpected.So pull up a chair and join us at the table where the menu is set, but the drama is mad
HOSTED BY
Erin Loman Jeck and Dr. Sizzle
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