'Salem's Lot, by Stephen King, and Auchentoshan 12, Part 1

Ethan and special guests Risha and Erin of the Vampires and Mermaids podcast, and also Michael, discuss ‘Salem’s Lot, by Stephen King, while drinking Auchentoshan 12.In this episode:Special guests! Who have a show! That involves vampires and mermaids OR mermaids and vampires!The introduction of what proves to be possibly the most chaotic rule in the history of the podcastFollowed by THE FASTEST LOSS(ES) IN PODCAST HISTORYLike, so much of this episode is not about the book OR the scotch, sorryTHIS IS A FAMILY PODCASTSome stuff about Stephen King’s psychology, which is at least LIKE discussing the bookMOMMY ISSUESSisterly trapsThe/a comfort creep(s) (but get consent first)Erin brings the “science nerd” heat, an unusual treat for this normally humanities-pilled podcastYou can intentionally titillate (a perfectly PG-rated word), or you can be punched in the face by a clown walking down the midwayEthan’s punishmentNext time Ethan and Erin and Risha and also Michael will continue to discuss ‘Salem’s Lot, by Stephen King! Join the discussion! Go to the Contact page and put "Scotch Talk" in the Subject line. We'd love to hear from you! And submit your homework at the Michael & Ethan in a Room with Scotch page. Donate to our Patreon!BUY A NIHILIST BLANKET! Your Hosts: Michael G. Lilienthal (@mglilienthal) and Ethan Bartlett (@bjartlett) MUSIC & SFX: "Kessy Swings Endless - (ID 349)" by Lobo Loco. Used by permission. "The Grim Reaper - II Presto" by Aitua. Used under an Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License. "Thinking It Over" by Lee Rosevere. Used under an Attribution License.