'Salem's Lot, by Stephen King, and Auchentoshan 12, Part 1

What this episode covers

Ethan and special guests Risha and Erin of the Vampires and Mermaids podcast, and also Michael, discuss ‘Salem’s Lot, by Stephen King, while drinking Auchentoshan 12. In this episode: Special guests! Who have a show! That involves vampires and mermaids OR mermaids and vampires! The introduction of what proves to be possibly the most chaotic rule in the history of the podcast Followed by THE FASTEST LOSS(ES) IN PODCAST HISTORY Like, so much of this episode is not about the book OR the scotch, sorry THIS IS A FAMILY PODCAST Some stuff about Stephen King’s psychology, which is at least LIKE discussing the book MOMMY ISSUES Sisterly traps The/a comfort creep(s) (but get consent first) Erin brings the “science nerd” heat, an unusual treat for this normally humanities-pilled podcast You can intentionally titillate (a perfectly PG-rated word), or you can be punched in the face by a clown walking down the midway Ethan’s punishment Next time Ethan and Erin and Risha and also Michael will continue to discuss ‘Salem’s Lot, by Stephen King! Join the discussion! Go to the Contact page and put "Scotch Talk" in the Subject line. We'd love to hear from you! And submit your homework at the Michael & Ethan in a Room with Scotch page. Donate to our Patreon! BUY A NIHILIST BLANKET! Your Hosts: Michael G. Lilienthal (@mglilienthal) and Ethan Bartlett (@bjartlett) MUSIC & SFX: "Kessy Swings Endless - (ID 349)" by Lobo Loco. Used by permission. "The Grim Reaper - II Presto" by Aitua. Used under an Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License. "Thinking It Over" by Lee Rosevere. Used under an Attribution License.