Salty Language Episode 29 - Fisting the can

In this episode, we rant about a thief that turns in stolen phone with kiddie porn on it, another Komen whoopsie, French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors, judge orders man to take wife on date, cop chases self, man impaled with golf club, baby ingests cocaine, breat implants save woman's life, Gov't declares mutants aren't human, drug dealers accidentally text police, soo gives monkeys red wine, our site of the week, our top 5 breakfast cereals, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Thief finds kiddie porn on stolen phone and turns it in: http://tinyurl.com/6rj3f332. Another Komen whoopsie: http://tinyurl.com/7kn5oja 3. French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors: http://tinyurl.com/78rn3jl4. Judge orders man to take wife on date: http://tinyurl.com/73t9kcs 5. Cop chases self around after mistaken as burglar: http://tinyurl.com/8838xxh6. Man impaled with golf club on golf course: http://tinyurl.com/7wfcpvz 7. Baby ingests cocaine on spoon found at hotel: http://tinyurl.com/7mgu34q8. Breast implants save woman's life: http://tinyurl.com/86jqfmc 9. U.S. Gov't declares that mutants aren't human: http://tinyurl.com/6wxs3jk10. Drug dealers accidentally text cops: http://tinyurl.com/7d55tkt 11. Zoo gives monkeys red wine to ward off flu: http://tinyurl.com/7nxb5l9Site of the week: http://trextrying.tumblr.com/