Salty Language Episode 39 - Who Throws a Monocle?

In this episode, we rant about hologram Tupac, man attacks woman with pineapple, woman seduces teen through Call of Duty, teacher tells a student to read a poem "blacker", extra female gene makes mice extra horny, 1st grade student's funny abscence excuse, racist homework question, woman hides urine bottle in vagina, school mistates what African-American clothing is, man wants to legalize student/teacher relationships, man call cops because wife won't leave him alone, woman postpones wedding to get chemo for lizard, woman stabs man because she is tired of cooking for him, wrestling coach charged with 200 counts of child sex abuse, Borat theme played instead of Kazakhstan national anthem, man suawks like a bird in court, man has pool cue tip in head for 3 months, Batman gets pulled over, Starbucks stops using red dye from crushed bugs, Miss Universe and transgender contestants, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! Episode 39 links: 1. Hologram Tupac: http://tinyurl.com/76qyv6d2. Man attacks wife with pineapple: http://tinyurl.com/83wymbd3. Woman seduces teen through Call of Duty: http://tinyurl.com/7w5m4h3 4. Teacher tells student to read poem "blacker": http://tinyurl.com/7q68ewl5. Extra female gene makes mice extra horny: http://tinyurl.com/85e53vg 6. 1st grade student's funny reason for being absent: http://tinyurl.com/6sp7hpu7. Racist elementary school homework question: http://tinyurl.com/82epvag 8. Woman hides urine bottle in vagina: http://tinyurl.com/76ng3v49. School wants kids to wear African-American clothing: http://tinyurl.com/7k9qr2v 10. Man wants to legalize teacher/student relationships: http://tinyurl.com/7geuos311. Man wants to call cops because wife won't leave him alone: http://tinyurl.com/6qd3rvg 12. Woman postpones wedding to get chemo for lizard: http://tinyurl.com/7s2ejr913. Woman stabs man because she is tired of cooking for him: http://tinyurl.com/73seolp 14. Former cop/wrestling coach charged with 200 counts of child sexual assault: http://tinyurl.com/7yeldp915. Borat theme played instead of Kazakhstan national anthem: http://tinyurl.com/6nuu34a 16. Man squawks like a bird in court: http://tinyurl.com/6mnuk8d17. Man has pool cue tip stuck in head for 3 months: http://tinyurl.com/89n2s2z 18. Batman gets pulled over: http://tinyurl.com/6pv4zh519. Starbucks red dye made from bugs no longer used: http://tinyurl.com/bthyppu 20. Miss Universe & transgender contestants: http://tinyurl.com/cth3acnSite of the week: http://www.neverlikeditanyway.com/