Salty Language Episode 50 - Sausage Sabering

In this episode, we rant about MonkeyBrain Comics, Joker returns to DC, Marvel NOW!, God particle discovered, naked man accused of driving while tugging it, drunk man claims to be a covert agent and drank 100 beers, boy stabbed in eye during theatrical stunt, man cuts off own penis with an X-acto knife, British man has 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos, scientists confirm existence of "old person smell", bikini robbery worth $200,000 goes wrong, horrible orangutan story,woman threatens to defecate on neighbor's lawn, voice mails, autocorrect theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Ain't Gonna Give No Jelly Roll by The Red Hook RamblersEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: 1. MonkeyBrain Comics launches: http://tinyurl.com/75cvjb92. Joker returns to DC Universe: http://tinyurl.com/7wmtxr93. Marvel NOW! announced: http://tinyurl.com/8a3r9gl 4. God particle discovered? http://tinyurl.com/7p8mz865. Naked man accused of tugging one out while driving:http://tinyurl.com/88f5pyx 6. Drunk man claims he is a covert agent and consumed 100 beers: http://tinyurl.com/7ovrv6w7. Boy stabbed in eye during theatrical stunt: http://tinyurl.com/7p9xgar 8. Man cuts off own penis with X-acto knife:http://tinyurl.com/76clt4f9. British man has 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos: http://tinyurl.com/7cj4b27 10. Scientists confirm existence of "old person smell" http://tinyurl.com/d9hqw7611. Bikini robbery worth $200,000 goes wrong: http://tinyurl.com/722pfgr 12. Horrible story about an orangutan: http://tinyurl.com/c6koyzv13. Woman threatened to defecate on neighbor's lawn: http://tinyurl.com/7nvjqe6