Sam Marzden's Ideal Star Wars Prequel

In which our heroes wonder if anything is salvageable from the Prequels, ask why Jabba didn't kill Han Solo after he disrespected him and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Sam Marzden combines Wolf of Wall Street, Less Than Zero and that ex-junkie turned motivational speaker you remember from high school to tell a tale of corruption, betrayal and debauchery that sets the Jedi on a path they can barely recover from. Zammit remembers killing Anakin fondly on the N64, Duscher is still mad that the 1999 trailer reveal of the double-ended lightsaber and Sam just wants fat, bearded and drunken Jedis. So sit back and imagine an R-rated Star Wars film fuelled by sex and drugs and Obi-Wan going out of his way to ruin the life of Doctor Cornelius Evazan.Want to help fund this time machine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in all our nerd lives.And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least ten books on the pros and cons of deathsticks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.