Sandy's a Poet Rapido and Was That An Elk??

“What do you say when someone asks why you have to go somewhere because it’s… raccoon night?” • A celebration of Austin history as the city’s iconic public library hits 100 years — complete with a community art contest that could land your design in everyone’s pocket 📚🎨 • JB and Sandy share why emceeing the Fallen Peace Officers of Texas Memorial is one of the most humbling honors of their careers ❤️ • Sandy’s legendary “poet’s rapido” returns with an unforgettable Ode to Raccoons — featuring a line that instantly became a classic: “One minute you’re laughing… the next minute you’re Googling rabies, stage three.” 🦝😳 • Tricia prepares for what might be the most talked‑about evening of her life: Raccoon Night — will she be accepted by the raccoons, or leave questioning every life choice? • A rapid‑fire rundown of what’s happening around Austin this weekend, including a very clear and hilarious warning about Eeyore’s Birthday 🙈🌈 • Bonus chaos: Shirley Temple orders, missing cherries, possible elk sightings in South Austin, and why there’s truly no reason to ever be bored in this city 😆