EPISODE · Dec 13, 2021 · 1H 10M
Santa Claus is Going to Town on Me (Boobsmas #5)
from Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast · host Boobies & Noobies
The Novella:Santa Claus is Going to Town on MeThe Author:Marie Lipcomb, writing as M.L. Eliza The Guest:Isabella Costa IG: @isabellaxcosta*Listen to our previous review together: How to Capture a DukeThe Synopsis:When Holly wakes up on Christmas Eve to find an intruder in her home, she does what anyone else would; grabs her replica medieval broadsword and sneaks downstairs to deal with him.But he isn't a burglar. He wears a big red coat, big brown boots, and his big round belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He's Santa Claus. He's thick. And he's HOT.What begins as a simple misunderstanding, develops into a passion Holly never knew she needed, with a man who knows her every want and desire. But Holly has a secret, one she can't ever let Claus discover; the true reason she hates Christmas.*Content Warnings* Loss of a parent, mentions of a car accident, grief, guilt.Show Notes:- The 5th Day of Boobsmas with former guest, Isabella Costa - listen to her in our previous Boobsmas review of How to Capture a Duke- The #Santarotica drinking game - Eating our way through the holidays- Where are all the roasted chestnuts?- Today's read: Santa Claus is Going to Town on Me (00:12:05) - Exploring "Santaphilia", aka the sexual attraction to Santa (00:16:47)- Peppermint jizz and candy cane condoms- A few memorable highlights - Christmas magic... in the bedroom (00:33:58)- Acknowledging your past relationships and what you've learned from them- The "3-date rule" is bullsh*t- A few steamy sexcerpts... and a few more sexy one-liners (00:46:12)- Making blow jobs sexy for the giver (00:50:04)- Recommend a romance "noobie"- Heart, Humor, Heat AND Holiday Ratings (01:00:03)- Next up on Isabella's romance reading journey- The 5th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper BaldwinBooks, people, and movies mentioned in this episode:- Stocking Stuffers by Erin McLellan (listen to our Boobsmas review)- Marie Lipscomb's Hearts of Blackmere series - The Naughty List by Ellie Mae MacGregor *Use the promo code BOOBIES10 for 10% off your first Steam Box order* Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*
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The Novella:Santa Claus is Going to Town on MeThe Author:Marie Lipcomb, writing as M.L. Eliza The Guest:Isabella Costa IG: @isabellaxcosta*Listen to our previous review together: How to Capture a DukeThe Synopsis:When Holly wakes up on Christmas Eve to find an intruder in her home, she does what anyone else would; grabs her replica medieval broadsword and sneaks downstairs to deal with him.But he isn't a burglar. He wears a big red coat, big brown boots, and his big round belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He's Santa Claus. He's thick. And he's HOT.What begins as a simple misunderstanding, develops into a passion Holly never knew she needed, with a man who knows her every want and desire. But Holly has a secret, one she can't ever let Claus discover; the true reason she hates Christmas.*Content Warnings* Loss of a parent, mentions of a car accident, grief, guilt.Show Notes:- The 5th Day of Boobsmas with former guest, Isabella Costa - listen to her in our previous Boobsmas review of How to Capture a Duke- The #Santarotica drinking game - Eating our way through the holidays- Where are all the roasted chestnuts?- Today's read: Santa Claus is Going to Town on Me (00:12:05) - Exploring "Santaphilia", aka the sexual attraction to Santa (00:16:47)- Peppermint jizz and candy cane condoms- A few memorable highlights - Christmas magic... in the bedroom (00:33:58)- Acknowledging your past relationships and what you've learned from them- The "3-date rule" is bullsh*t- A few steamy sexcerpts... and a few more sexy one-liners (00:46:12)- Making blow jobs sexy for the giver (00:50:04)- Recommend a romance "noobie"- Heart, Humor, Heat AND Holiday Ratings (01:00:03)- Next up on Isabella's romance reading journey- The 5th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper BaldwinBooks, people, and movies mentioned in this episode:- Stocking Stuffers by Erin McLellan (listen to our Boobsmas review)- Marie Lipscomb's Hearts of Blackmere series - The Naughty List by Ellie Mae MacGregor *Use the promo code BOOBIES10 for 10% off your first Steam Box order* Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*
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