Santa Vall recap analysis, team tactics and Olympic gravel vibes

Has the gravel season started? Or does Santa Vall not count if everyone was felt kinda meh fitness-wise? More ruinations on euro-gravel vibes. What is a team and what do tactics mean in 2026 Gravel culture?Who is the Lindsey Vonn of Gravel? Who is the Ilia Malinin of Gravel? Why did I finish one step off the podium at my gravel race? Why do people act insane around me when I ride my new (to me) Lauf Siegla on our greenway? Should I livestream myself brutally mogging gravel dads on Kick at gravel race expos?Let's all make fun of Jutta Leerdamn's fiancee trying to ride a bike.All this and more! Thank you for listening, rate and review or whatever!