Santa's Slay (2005) AND Giveaway Contest Announcement - Middle-Aged and Mediocre Movie Review

Bill Goldberg... yes, that Bill Goldberg... dons his slay apparel and spreads murder and mayhem for... reasons?  With the hustle and/or bustle of the holidays, we decided to do a quick movie review episode for you all and announce a giveaway contest that we will doing in January. The movie is easily the worst that we have watched so far, and we try our best to explain it all to you, but it mostly just sounds like we're trying to solve a riddle that's wrapped in a mystery that a conundrum threw up on.  Still, as the holiday season winds down, we hope you'll enjoy this little gift from us more than we enjoyed this movie (it has a beginning, middle, and end, so it does meet Joel's requirements to be called a movie).