Sarah's Gonna Take A Bath

TODAY on the show we started off with a bit of a war. Terry pitched an idea to us all that half were keen on and the other half...not so much. We also had some Springfield Sub Par Classic updates which led to a discussion about Dee allegedly not liking Taint. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into a lot of sports talk as everyone was excited about the start of the NFL season kicking off tomorrow night. We talked about the upcoming SNL season and the newest cast members. We also got into some more of Sarah's chaotic dating life. 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,680I did take a bath day because I'm going to be given a bath this weekend.200:00:04,680 --> 00:00:09,140And it sounds really weird and uncomfortable, but also like it'd be a great story.300:00:09,140 --> 00:00:10,480No, I'm looking forward to it.400:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,480[laughs]500:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,180That would be weird and uncomfortable.600:00:15,180 --> 00:00:16,280Yes, it would!700:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,580[laughs]800:00:18,580 --> 00:00:21,360Now, you just stole your thunder.900:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,500No matter what you're about to say,1000:00:23,500 --> 00:00:27,200will not be weird and uncomfortable at a level that we have just seen.1100:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,000That's right.1200:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,080So basically, I'm going out of town this weekend on a little trip.1300:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,080Clear the head, get some self-care in, and go.1400:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,080Right yourself?1500:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,960No, I'm going with a Jeep Club.1600:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,480So, uh...1700:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,920Sounds like a quiet, peaceful time.1800:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,420I mean, maybe some of it.1900:00:42,420 --> 00:00:43,720[laughs]2000:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,080But anyway, I'm saying it is really awesome with Del that looks like haunted,2100:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,160and they have like a spa there because you know, it's hot springs.2200:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,720And so, anyway, I'm doing this like pamper package,2300:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,320and part of it is you take a mineral bath, but they bathe you.2400:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,720So you sit in this bath and they like scrub you.2500:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,200You will like your arms, your legs, and they bathe you.2600:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,200[gasps]2700:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,200Isn't that weird?2800:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,200Isn't a guy or girl in the face?2900:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,200I don't know.3000:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,200Yeah, you might be something.3100:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,680Two-sliced Arkansas guy or?3200:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,680Uh, I don't know.3300:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,680Any of these.3400:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,680It'd be clearest.3500:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,680I know, though, though.3600:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,680Yes, fully new.3700:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,680[laughs]3800:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,680So that's weird though.3900:01:14,680 --> 00:01:15,680Some dude in overalls.4000:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,680I'm going to scrub you real good.4100:01:17,680 --> 00:01:22,320I feel like it's going to be weird, but I also like that kind of sounds weird and awesome,4200:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,920and like great content, so let's go for it.4300:01:24,920 --> 00:01:25,920[laughs]4400:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,920Okay.4500:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,400- Hey, Sarah, you missed his spot, cleaners?