Saylor Just Built a Machine That Prints Bitcoin | British HODL

British HODL on MSTR, STRC, Michael Saylor's 1 million Bitcoin path, BlackRock's iBit, and why Bitcoin in 2026 is "a done deal." British HODL joins Rob Wallace live from Dubai to explain why Bitcoin is "such a done deal" he's barely bothering to talk about it anymore. We break down Michael Saylor's new STRC perpetual preferred, MSTR's path to 1 million Bitcoin, why every other treasury company is (in his words) a "shit bag," surviving 3,000+ missiles over the UAE, and why Satoshi's coins should never be touched. British HODL (@BritishHodl) has been pounding the table on "Get to One Bitcoin" longer than almost anyone in the space. In this conversation he argues STRC is the iPhone moment for Strategy, explains why retail is already cooked, and makes the case for Bitcoin as the only asset worth owning in a multipolar world. What we cover: STRC's 11.5% yield, the 80% retail buyer base, and Coffeezilla's critique BlackRock's iBit vs Strategy: who accumulates faster? Nakamoto, BitStrategy, Metaplanet, and the trapped capital thesis Bitcoin's drop from $126K to $74K and whether the four-year cycle is dead Peak Bitcoin education and the end of "teach your empanada stand" era Gold vs Bitcoin in 2026 Life inside Dubai during the attacks and why the internet rooted against the UAE Trump, Iran, stablecoins, and America's shrinking physical empire The Iranian Bitcoin toll booth and strategic reserve thesis Quantum computing, ECDSA, and whether to freeze Satoshi's coins Why AI isn't a bubble but you're still falling behind