Schindler’s Shopping List & The Cocoa Crisis

Tom and Rob return for a very 68-ish episode of The Variety Show, adding chaos, cocoa and cancelled confectionery in equal measure.First up, the boys attempt to ruin famous films by adding just one word — from Schindler’s Shopping List to Lord of the Ringtone and A Clockwork Terry’s Orange, nothing is sacred. Listener submissions from Simon (Who Takes the Socks Off), Adam (Lightly Used) and James (Super A to Z) keep the game going right to the credits.Then it’s Millennials vs Gen Z as Tom’s daughter Kay reads out baffling new slang — “cap”, “delulu”, “peak”, “riz” and “sigma” — while the dads try to decode what any of it means. Expect pure generational meltdown.Things only escalate when they discover Club Bars, Penguins, and Wagon Wheels are no longer legally classed as chocolate. Cue furious nostalgia, a tangent on why Disney keeps remaking everything, and a plea for originality before the cocoa runs dry.Finally, it’s a five-way Taste Test:Vanilla Latte Oreos ☕Golden Wonder Chippies (Gravy Flavour) 🍟Gingerbread Digestives (Festive Edition)Maltesers Mini Reindeers (Gingerbread Flavour) 🦌Kit Kat Chunky Rolo Edition 🍫Which snacks rise to the occasion and which get cancelled completely?Plus, Was It Best Left in the 90s? returns with Fat Les’ “Vindaloo” — should it stay in ’98 or make a comeback?It’s over-caffeinated, over-opinionated and over an hour of British nostalgia mayhem.Social DetailsNow open - Reddit!!The Variety Show on Reddit - https://reddit.com/r/TheVarietyShowFind us on:Twitter - @_VarietyShowPodBlueSky - @TheVarietyShow.channel84.co.ukInstagram / Threads - _VarietyShowPodTikTok - varietyshowpodFacebook you can find us with Studio:Channel84.We are part of the Studio:Channel84 network and are featured on their site https://channel84.co.uk.Finally, why not e-mail us:TJ [email protected] [email protected] Hosts [email protected] created by the amazing Ryan at Geeky Brummiehttps://geekybrummie.com#SchindlersShoppingList #ClubBarsArentChocolate#MillennialsVsGenZ#WheresTheGingerbread#BringBackVindaloo