School Lunch Faves & Brandon Wants to Rip the Script [Full Show]

Brandon starts the show checking Kelly’s Monday mood after last week’s shows repeatedly began with “I can’t stand you.” Kelly recaps a weekend of celebrating a friend's birthday, while Brandon reveals the disasters behind his wildly expensive week. Pocahontas Public Schools announces free breakfast and lunch for every student, sparking memories of favorite cafeteria meals. The death of Dukes of Hazzard star Ben Jones takes Brandon back to his Dukes-obsessed childhood—and the Nashville museum trip Kai hated. Brandon wonders what Kelly has signed them up for as they prepare to host a Jonesboro Public Schools event with a script and a promise to behave. Mama June’s birthday revives Brandon’s unforgettable hotel weekend with her family, complete with pool socks, Kai questioning Sugar Bear’s teeth and appearances in TMZ and the Daily Mail. Plus, David the Barrel Boy eats crickets, A-State welcomes its first veterinary medicine class, Morgan Wallen and Ella Langley score another No. 1, Megan Moroney discusses the scary side of fame, and Carrie Underwood surprises her church.