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EPISODE · May 15, 2026 · 2H 52M

Schoolmistress - Arthur Wing Pinero

from Schoolmistress · host Arthur Wing Pinero

The second of Pinero's farces, following the wildly successful The Magistrate, and likewise a hit. The Schoolmistress has a secret: "Think of the deception I am practising upon dear Vere! Think of the people who believe in the rigid austerity of Caroline Dyott, Principal of Volumnia College. Think of the precious confidence reposed in me by the parents and relations of twenty-seven innocent pupils. Give an average of eight and a half relations to each pupil; multiply eight and a half by twenty-seven and you approximate the number whose trust I betray this night!" The three acts are subtitled 1 - The Mystery, 2 - The Party, and 3 - The Nightmare. - Summary by ToddHW Cast list: The Honorable Vere Queckett: Peter Tucker Miss Dyott, Principal of Volumnia College for Daughters of Gentlemen: Sonia Rear-Admiral Archibald Rankling, C.B., of H.M. Flagship Pandora: Son of the Exiles Mrs Rankling: Availle Dinah: Leanne Yau Mr Reginald Paulover: Tomas Peter Peggy Hesslerigge, an Articled Pupil: Eva Davis Lieutenant John (Jack) Mallory, of H.M. Flagship Pandora: Nemo Mr Saunders, Mr Mallory's Nephew, of the Training Ship Dexterous: Chuck Williamson Gwendoline Hawkins: Kieren Metts Ermyntrude Johnson: Kalynda Mr Otto Bernstein, a Popular Composer: alanmapstone Tyler, a Servant: Rob Board Jane Chipman: EikyTavie Goff: RecordingPerson Jaffray: Sandra Schmit Stage Directions and Editing by: ToddHW

The second of Pinero's farces, following the wildly successful The Magistrate, and likewise a hit. The Schoolmistress has a secret: "Think of the deception I am practising upon dear Vere! Think of the people who believe in the rigid austerity of Caroline Dyott, Principal of Volumnia College. Think of the precious confidence reposed in me by the parents and relations of twenty-seven innocent pupils. Give an average of eight and a half relations to each pupil; multiply eight and a half by twenty-seven and you approximate the number whose trust I betray this night!" The three acts are subtitled 1 - The Mystery, 2 - The Party, and 3 - The Nightmare. - Summary by ToddHW Cast list: The Honorable Vere Queckett: Peter Tucker Miss Dyott, Principal of Volumnia College for Daughters of Gentlemen: Sonia Rear-Admiral Archibald Rankling, C.B., of H.M. Flagship Pandora: Son of the Exiles Mrs Rankling: Availle Dinah: Leanne Yau Mr Reginald Paulover: Tomas Peter Peggy Hesslerigge, an Articled Pupil: Eva Davis Lieutenant John (Jack) Mallory, of H.M. Flagship Pandora: Nemo Mr Saunders, Mr Mallory's Nephew, of the Training Ship Dexterous: Chuck Williamson Gwendoline Hawkins: Kieren Metts Ermyntrude Johnson: Kalynda Mr Otto Bernstein, a Popular Composer: alanmapstone Tyler, a Servant: Rob Board Jane Chipman: EikyTavie Goff: RecordingPerson Jaffray: Sandra Schmit Stage Directions and Editing by: ToddHW

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The Enchanted Castle by Edith Nesbit Loyal Books A children’s fantasy novel first published in 1907, The Enchanted Castle recounts the marvelous adventures encountered by a curious group of children searching to enliven their summer holiday. Written in episodes, the novel has a different adventure in store for its young heroes in each chapter, including vibrant statues, banquets with Greek gods, and reunited lovers.The novel begins when siblings Gerald, James and Kathleen are required to spend their summer holiday in a boarding school, due to unfortunate events at home and are consequently left under the supervision of a French schoolmistress. The children seem to be sentenced to a summer of utter boredom, however, one day the children decide to explore the neighboring countryside in hopes of bringing excitement to their otherwise monotonous routine. During their time outside they stumble upon a secret passageway and follow its trail. When they emerge from the tunnel, they are engulfed by a castle situated in an elaborate garden, w Schoolmistress, The by Arthur Wing Pinero (1855 - 1934) LibriVox The second of Pinero's farces, following the wildly successful The Magistrate, and likewise a hit. The Schoolmistress has a secret: "Think of the deception I am practising upon dear Vere! Think of the people who believe in the rigid austerity of Caroline Dyott, Principal of Volumnia College. Think of the precious confidence reposed in me by the parents and relations of twenty-seven innocent pupils. Give an average of eight and a half relations to each pupil; multiply eight and a half by twenty-seven and you approximate the number whose trust I betray this night!"The three acts are subtitled 1 - The Mystery, 2 - The Party, and 3 - The Nightmare. - Summary by ToddHWCast list:The Honorable Vere Queckett: Peter TuckerMiss Dyott, Principal of Volumnia College for Daughters of Gentlemen: SoniaRear-Admiral Archibald Rankling, C.B., of H.M. Flagship Pandora: Story of Edison and The Wonders of Electricity Frank Mundell Despite having attended formal school for only a few months in his childhood, Thomas Alva Edison was nurtured at home by his mother, a former schoolmistress, who instilled in him the foundational skills of reading, writing, and arithmetic. With an insatiable curiosity and a relentless spirit, Edison transformed his knowledge and passion for technology into groundbreaking inventions, overcoming challenges and seizing opportunities along the way. This engaging book delves into the remarkable highs and lows of Edisons life, illustrating how he turned adversity into triumph. It covers his significant contributions, including advancements in the telegraph and telephone, as well as the revolutionary phonograph and electric light bulb. Originally part of the inspirational Men of Fame series by Victorian author Frank Mundell, this book serves as a testament to Edisons enduring legacy and the power of perseverance. - Summary by Steve C Under the Greenwood Tree Thomas Hardy Dive into the enchanting world of Under the Greenwood Tree, subtitled The Mellstock Quire A Rural Painting of the Dutch School. This charming novel centers around Dick Dewy, a young man smitten with the new schoolmistress, Fancy Day. As we follow their budding romance, we also witness the tension between the traditional musicians of the Quire and the progressive local vicar, Parson Maybold, who introduces a church organ that challenges age-old customs. Set against the backdrop of the Victorian era, Hardy paints a vivid picture of a community grappling with change and the impact of technology on cherished traditions. Originally published anonymously in 1872, this gentle pastoral tale is often regarded as Thomas Hardys most tender work. In 2005, it was brought to life in a television adaptation by Ashley Pharoah. (Summary by Rachel Lintern)

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