SCHOOLS & BRAWLS | EPISODE #13

Strap in (and maybe powder up), because this week on Two Fat Fathers, things get sweaty, chaotic, and downright ridiculous.- We kick things off with a public health warning: hot weather + testicles = human Velcro. It's science.- Ben attends his stepdaughter’s first sports day—It was meant to be a wholesome family moment — instead, it turned into a full-blown emotional meltdown featuring tears, tantrums, a rogue beanbag, and third-degree sunburn. Beautiful stuff.- Meanwhile, Darren’s own kids hustle him out of a fiver each by out-sprinting and out-smarting him. (They've since been disowned.)- Darren’s school caught fire. Twice. We’re not saying it was him... but we’re also not not saying it.-: Ben goes full rebel in woodwork class, ignoring the curriculum and building skate ramps like it’s 1999 and Tony Hawk’s on the syllabus.- We dish out teacher love (and vengeance), from legends who got us through school to absolute weapons we’d still cross the street to avoid.⚽️ Ben scores 20 goals in 5 matches then celebrates by doing The Worm across the entire football pitch. Still more athleticism than we’ve shown in a decade.- Darren saves a kid named "Carrot" from getting battered by emptying a fire extinguisher on everyone involved. Justice: mildly damp, extremely loud.- And finally, Ben gets randomly headbutted years later by a classmate’s dad. Zero damage, maximum confusion.This episode has it all: sports day sabotage, fiery flashbacks, rogue DIY, teacher takedowns, and the eternal struggle of dads just trying to make it through.#TwoFatFathers #StickySummerBalls #SportsDayShambles #ArsonAlumni #WoodworkGoneWild #TeachersPetty #WormOfTheMatch #FireExtinguisherJustice #DadFailsAndWins #BenVsHeadbutt #ParentingUnfiltered #DadLifeComedy #ChaosInPodcastForm