Scooter Scourge

A rented scooter is not a FastPass and it is not a DAS pass. Your host's take on the Instagram scooter gangs, the back door, and the Knott’s paper clock Disney should steal. Able-bodied guests are filming themselves circling the park on ECVs. Invisible disabilities are real. So is the “usual suspects” act: weave, honk, demand the exit, and treat $60 like a line skip. Your hosts lived the wheelchair version of this years ago. Their verdict is not “ban the scooter.” It is bounce the performers and enforce the rules Disney already printed. 37 Minutes.