SCP-4703: “Perfectly Legal”

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SCP-4703 is an independently owned supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under the name 'Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This'.Content Warnings: Children in danger, hostile architecture, bureaucratic nonsense, body horror, mentions of castrationTranscriptJoin our Newsletter: www.pacificobadiah.com Patrons March 4- 12Special thanks to TheBigDink, SereneSiren, A Cosmic Jellyfish, BJ Drapp, Patrick Phillips, Leonardo de Araujo Lemos, Mater Lunae, Mephisto, TacticalFunds, Cale Buns, LeMoist, Brandon Snook, XLINK777. CheeseMemes, cat christmas, Midlight Rose, and Cameron Wood.Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-4703 was written by PeppersGhostScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzNotary - Chris Harris-BeecheySheldon Katz - Ashlee JonesBlandina - Katrina PecinaPaulson - Russ MoreArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Nate DuFortTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerOriginal Music by Newton SchottelkotteSound Designer - Brad ColbroockShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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