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SCP Archives
by Bloody FM
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.New episodes weekly.* * *Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
Episodes
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SCP-@#$%: "S is for Shelterwood"
Support Shelterwood Season 2 on Kickstarter now! Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/621255954/shelterwood-a-suburban-gothic-season-2 Shelterwood: A Suburban Gothic is returning with 24 all new episodes, directly following the shocking conclusion to Season 1 - but we need your help!...
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SCP-8936: "The Candlefish"
SCP-8936 is a minor god presiding over the concept of extinction. It takes the form of a small forage fish with a fire in its abdomen - a species it calls a "candlefish." SCP-8936 can mimic any method of communication from any animal species, including humans. It is also capable of freeform…
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SCP-7831: "The Ningyo"
SCP-7831 refers to a species of lampriform fish, externally resembling members of the family Regalecidae. Despite this superficial appearance, SCP-7831 possesses an internal morphology derived from a human anatomy adapted for a pelagic marine environment. Genetic testing conducted on various…
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SCP-4975: "Time's Up"
SCP-4975 is a vaguely humanoid entity with various avian attributes, the most notable of which is its beak. Its body structure is long and thin overall, and its limbs taper off into formless extremities, lacking distinct digits. A thick, hardened skin layer covers the entirety of its body,...
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SCP-9998: "A Prince Among Men"
The Normalcy Restoration effort has concluded. SCP-9998 has been erased from the collective consciousness of humanity, and all efforts have been made to ensure any and all documentation relating to it is in Foundation custody. Casualties and damage resulting from the finale broadcast have either...
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SCP-8105: "105.7 Easy FM"
SCP-8105 is the designation for an anomalous signal that periodically interferes with radio communications devices within a 40 km radius of Yeehaw Junction, Florida. Content Warnings: Foul Language, Abuse of a Loved One Transcript Patreons - June 15-21 Llaammaa, Rob Laffer, John-Alex Shoaff…
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SCP-2519: "Cry Me A River"
SCP-2519 is a digital audio file named "Babylon.mp3", which encodes the 3-part round "By the waters of Babylon," based on the music written by Philip Hayes (1738-1797) and set to the text of Psalm 137. Audio analysis indicates that the recorded music is played by a small cylinder music box.…
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An Important Update
I have a very important update about the future of SCP Archives. The decision has been made to shut down our show at the end of this year. SCP has been a big part of my life, and I want to celebrate the community it’s created, the careers it’s launched, and all the really cool art we’ve made...
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SCP-3229: “A Blessed Sea”
SCP-3229 is a spacial anomaly located within a cave system [REDACTED] kilometers from the southwest coast of Svalbard. Content Warnings: Body horror- forcible transformation, Parasites, Forced medical experimentation, Mind control Patreons - June 1-7 Johnathon ThaWilkuz Wilkes, Hawk Wlili,...
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SCP-6951: "Loyalty To The Company"
SCP-6951 is a phenomenon where deceased or critically injured employees of Greazeburger Incorporated (henceforth designated as SCP-6951-1) and its subsidiary, Greazeburger Earth, manifest within the city limits of Miami, Florida. CWS: Human Immolation, excessive Capitalism KICKSTARTER:...
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SCP-9010: “Lycanhaus”
Did you ever hear the story of how they found this thing? CWS: Infant death, discussion of dismemberment of humans and animals Transcript KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pacificobadiah/american-abyss-0 Patrons June 9-12 Adam, Michael Olinger, Rin Tsukihana, Christopher Beard,...
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Presenting: American Abyss - Pt 2
We're back with another entry in our new project, "American Abyss." Today, we have a side story from somewhere in the "Palmyra Exclusion Zone." This one's just for you, my SCP fans! And don't worry, I promise we'll be back with more SCP's next week! About the Show: American Abyss is a multi-media...
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Presenting: American Abyss
Welcome to American Abyss, a new podcast/internet horror project from Pacific Obadiah, Valdevia Arts, Ben Counter, Nic Boone, Trevor Henderson, Trevor Roberts, and many more! About the Show: American Abyss is a multi-media internet horror project consisting of short stories, artwork, audio clips,...
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SCP-6010: “Carcinization”
SCP-6010 is the global restructuring event that has currently impacted roughly one third of all animal life on Earth. CWS: Body transformation, crabs, thalassophobia Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/eelsongstudios/the-gospel-of-haven-novelization/description Patrons June 1- 7...
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SCP-4700: "Orkney's Rising" Pt. 2
SCP-4700 is the designation assigned to several large-scale submersible vehicles under the joint Foundation-Finnfolk command of Operation HIGH TIDE. SCP-4700-1 is a large, motile, deep-sea vehicle resembling Coenobita brevimanus, a large species of "hermit crab". SCP-4700-1 serves as the home and...
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SCP-4700: "Orkney's Rising" Pt. 1
SCP-4700 is the designation assigned to several large-scale submersible vehicles under the joint Foundation-Finnfolk command of Operation HIGH TIDE. SCP-4700-1 is a large, motile, deep-sea vehicle resembling Coenobita brevimanus, a large species of "hermit crab". SCP-4700-1 serves as the home and...
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The Nuclear Option
You are standing on top of a nuclear bomb. Content Warnings: Discussions of nuclear war, devastation, historical war crimes (Hiroshima) Check out AmericanAbyss.org And Pre-Save our Kickstarter! Transcript Patrons May 15 - May 21 Phoenix5878, Hybrid Cleric, Caitlin McClure, Eliza Watson, Jess L…
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SCP-6140: "The True Empire"
SCP-6140 is the Daevite Empire, as described in SCP-140. The Empire is expected to fully materialize within consensus reality on March 20, 2022. SCP-140 has fully breached containment and will result in Incident 140 C.K.,causing SCP-6140 to manifest. Check out AmericanAbyss.org And Pre-Save our...
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Feed Drop: The Harbingers
Today we'd like to tell you about a show we think you'll love: The Harbingers. Episode 1. Adam Blackwell is the most powerful man in the world. But he hasn't always been. Five years ago he was just a humble grad student at Sinclair University. How did he go from a nobody to the world's first…
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SCP-6008: "Noah's Ark"
In order to consolidate information and effectively mitigate collateral damage, file designation SCP 6008 is reserved for the ongoing ecological collapse of the planet Earth EDIT July 16: Watermark removed. Content Warnings: Foul language, End of the world, Gun violence Transcript: Patrons May...
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SCP-8272: “Asterom”
SCP-8272 is to be kept in a standard storage locker within Site-898's Containment Wing. Upon request, it may be utilized by Site-898 staff for field usage, where applicable. Content Warnings: Frank discussions of disability, mentions of cave collapse Transcript Patrons - May 8 - 14 Fynn, Jacques,...
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SCP-4004: “A Dream Come True”
SCP 4004 is a device constructed by the American Secure Containment Initiative— a Foundation precursor— to serve the interests of the United States of America. Content Warnings: Body horror, Discussions of war, genocide, imperialism, etc. Transcript Patrons April 30- May 7. Tristan Gates, Sneed...
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SCP-8081: “The 80’s Cycle”
SCP 8081 is an anomalous effect of unknown origin in the town of Coatesville, Georgia. Content Warnings: Time Loops Transcript Patrons April 26-28 Chiara, Ethan, Aiden949Gaming, Amanda Johansen. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah. SCP-8081 was written by ClaudeHinton…
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SCP-3456: “Orcadian Horsemen”
SCP-3456 is currently uncontained. All attempts to contain or neutralize it have failed. Research into methods for containment is ongoing. Personnel who observe the entity are to be treated with Class G amnestics, and must be treated at facilities with at least one freshwater stream, river, or…
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SCP-7002: “The Hungry Season”
SCP 7002's "wish" must not be granted. Content Warnings: End of the world, Environmental collapse, Mass starvation, Mind control Transcript Patrons April 16-18 Skye Gunter, Sarah McKinney, Hyperion, Tatum, Sami Kader. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-7002...
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SCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts"
SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint. Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia…
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SCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red”
SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania. Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural. Transcript Patrons April 7-11...
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SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive
I’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops. Transcript Patrons April 1-6 Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review
"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor." Transcript Patrons Mar 22-31 Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson,...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night
"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?" Transcript: Patrons SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah…
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Situationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement
"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!" Transcript: Patrons Mar 8-14 Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles Cast &...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation." Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1 Patrons Mar 1 - 7...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Hannah Schooner…
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Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah &…
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Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory…
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Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" Transcript Patrons Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on...
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Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer…
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Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House
Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 Amazon Music:...
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SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”
SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium...
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SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”
SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2. Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons Pt 1 - Dec 16-21 M'ris Berlin,...
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Feed Drop: REDACTED
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a…
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SCP-6504: “Screaming Sun, Hollowed Moon”
This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date. Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and...
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SCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”
SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height. Content Warnings: Fire, emetophobia, gunshots, supernatural Transcript Patrons Nov 23-30 Ben Evans, A.J. Rifle,...
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SCP-8670: “An Awful Lullaby.”
SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes. Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, existential dread Transcript Patrons SparkyOpossum, Ember Beckman, Lilith Night, ImmeasurableHeaven, Garrett Levin, Todd Caputto, Matthew Cambell, Fangerionix, Alexandru Zugrav, Elijah...
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SCP-4924: “Tunnel Revenant.”
SCP-4924 is an extensive network of tunnels located beneath the surface of Boston’s North End District, believed to have been initially constructed in the 18th century. Content Warnings: Animal death, death of loved one, claustrophobia. Transcript Patrons Nov 1-12 Chloe Calloway, Luna the Trans...
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SCP-799: "Carnivorous Blanket” and SCP-1048: “The Builder Bear”
SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height. Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy bear carnage Transcript Patrons Oct 23 - 31 Sinner Leaders, Galaxy Eating Dragon, Galmatrax1, Shadow Strike, Aaron, Dave Baxter, Tristan Lewis, Ian, Jonathan Fritz, QuillGimmuk,...
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SCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter. Content Warnings: End of the world, Gun violence, Foul language, Body horror, thalassophobia, Humans swallowed whole, Infectious diseases,...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.New episodes weekly.* * *Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
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