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EPISODE · Nov 20, 2025 · 39 MIN

SCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"

from SCP Archives · host Pacific Obadiah

SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER.Content Warnings: Violence & MurderTranscriptPatronsJuly 16-30M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick,  Keith Crow, Jiin, Chocolamo, “Remeber, that’s just a theory, a film theory! Thanks for watching”, Jake Esmon, Liam Armitage, Caeden Wilding, Pathos II Overseer, Cameron Pelletier, Christian DeSario, Old Kitten, Maxwell Gilbert, Xialion, X. Valentine Orenda, Lancifur, lionbird watt, neal schwartz, Collin Lehner, Olivia Grace, Melissa L Andrews, Vernon M Byron III, Katelyn Colgrove, yourLocalEnby, Mxwell, Milk Boi, Mr. SkyRat, RundownTacoBellFrom2002, Uncle Charles, Corey and Stephanie say Hello, Chelsey Gilmore, Ryan Kerttu, Tyler Bentley, EvrenCael, Tibia, Tanner Robicheaux, Chris J, mandrake, CalamitousGaze, Muse C, Ark knight, Tdog1736, Dokkaebi, Dorigar, Charles Wolf, qSleepo, Lil Rotini, Mister Rogers blood stained sweater, Austin Mccuistion, 820 Geckos with Anxiety, OG Koap, Pip Azzara, and Chris Wood!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-8013  was written by MooagainScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzMonty Benson - Vic CollinsEnya Richmond - Kayla TemshivMcdowel - Dustin ParsonsEvelyn Greaze - Janine BowerMartin Greaze - Nate DuFortDIVITAE - Rhys LawtonElevator - Tal Minear Art by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Dustin ParsonsTheme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi BergerSound Designer - Chris Harris-BeecheyShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesNewsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER. Content Warnings: Violence & Murder Transcript Patrons July 16-30 M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick,  Keith Crow, Jiin, Chocolamo, “Remeber, that’s just a theory, a film theory! Thanks for watching”, Jake Esmon, Liam Armitage, Caeden Wilding, Pathos II Overseer, Cameron Pelletier, Christian DeSario, Old Kitten, Maxwell Gilbert, Xialion, X. Valentine Orenda, Lancifur, lionbird watt, neal schwartz, Collin Lehner, Olivia Grace, Melissa L Andrews, Vernon M Byron III, Katelyn Colgrove, yourLocalEnby, Mxwell, Milk Boi, Mr. SkyRat, RundownTacoBellFrom2002, Uncle Charles, Corey and Stephanie say Hello, Chelsey Gilmore, Ryan Kerttu, Tyler Bentley, EvrenCael, Tibia, Tanner Robicheaux, Chris J, mandrake, CalamitousGaze, Muse C, Ark knight, Tdog1736, Dokkaebi, Dorigar, Charles Wolf, qSleepo, Lil Rotini, Mister Rogers blood stained sweater, Austin Mccuistion, 820 Geckos with Anxiety, OG Koap, Pip Azzara, and Chris Wood! Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-8013  was written by Mooagain Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Monty Benson - Vic Collins Enya Richmond - Kayla Temshiv Mcdowel - Dustin Parsons Evelyn Greaze - Janine Bower Martin Greaze - Nate DuFort DIVITAE - Rhys Lawton Elevator - Tal Minear Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Dialogue Editing by Dustin Parsons Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechey Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producers - Tom Owen  Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

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