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EPISODE · May 7, 2018 · 1H 17M

Scream

from Halloweeners: A Horror Movie Podcast · host Cody Dericks and Kira Christoforidis

Review the rules and lock your damn doors, because we cannot stop screaming about SCREAM. And we have a special guest star: Zack aka Apres Pompeii our theme music composer aka Cody’s boyfriend is here! Join us as Kira has trouble understanding bathroom paint schemes and Cody trots out a Patricia Arquette “impression”. This episode was recorded in a very very very hot room, listen along as the trio succumbs to heat stroke in real time! Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (@atenderwitch), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (marcchristo.tumblr.com).

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On the ones and the twos. Three for everything. Hello. What about those threes?

No. No. No. No.

Listeners do you know whose voice that is? Jesus. Well, it should be because I praise him every day. I don't know.

That's true. She does. Hi. Hi.

Hi. For this special episode, we have a very special guest star. Unintroduce yourself. Hi.

I'm Zach. I do the music for this podcast. Yes. I'm going to do the app right Pompey.

So before I even asked to do the theme song, I asked if I could get it. Yes, on this specific episode. Right. And I said no.

And I said yes to the one. And I kidnapped your daughter. You did that, God. This is her.

Emily. Good. I don't need her. What happened to my sweet girl?

She's gone. Hey. Anyway. We're talking about.

Who are we? Cody. Cody. I'm Cody.

I'm Kira. I'm Zach. Yeah. You nailed it.

Amazing. This is for talking. Zach, what's your favorite song that was recorded by Jenna Jackson and Michael Jackson? The first time they recorded a song together.

The highest music video cost a lot of money. We're the nation. No. Scream.

Yes. We're talking about Scream. It's moving from the 90s. You all saw it when you were in elementary school.

Actually, I didn't say it was an adult. Me either. Me too. Can I be real?

Let me take a picture. Let me take a picture. Let me get real here. It's very warm.

I was like, I'm better. So actually, I'm going to do that. I saw it as an adult. I think I was a little and I saw it and I went, that was fine.

That was kind of stupid. Wow. Well, then I realized that was kind of semi-intentional. The things I thought were stupid or intentional.

You know what I mean? Just didn't get out. Also, I think, you know, I would say much more. But should we just, shall we?

What was your experience with it when it came out? When it came out? I don't remember. Mine?

I was so not even attached to that. My parents don't want to wear movies. I had to say at the time it came out I was still a little supervision. So I didn't say when it came out.

I knew what the mask was. I saw a scary movie and since I was a man. The movie The Mask. I did love The Mask.

That was my first crush. I'm going to be the mask. We did name our cat after the dog. You need it, Milo?

Not back to him. Not from Milo. No. I didn't say it until I was in high school also, which was a few years ago.

Last year? Yeah, I also grew up always seeing the mask at Halloween time. I'm being very scared. He was just the scariest movie ever.

Because everyone that masked the blood coming through. Oh, yeah. I knew it. Down to the calm down.

Dude, it's A-3-ing. It's seven-furied English. I can't even wear it. It's a used to school.

Why are you wearing glasses? Is this to school? We good? You're wearing a lot of wear masks.

Well, all of the old white masks. We asked this to go to the West of the East Coast. Really? I just had that.

They both looked in the air like Patreon on this. Maybe compared to Long Island is the quintet. Well, that's a regional joke. Yep.

Did you know? Sorry. When I was a kid- Sorry. I had horrible nightmares all the time.

So I didn't watch scary movies until I was an adult. I didn't start seeing scary movies until I was in college. My friend would always tell me the plot to scary movies just to freak me out. The fuck?

I would tell me X-I-O plots and I would be like I will never sleep again and scream was one of the movies that he told me like some of the plot points and I was like I cannot imagine like I had a nightmare about garage doors before even seeing the film I will say that death is pretty rough it's still it's rough for me to watch I think it was my husband watch this Rose she oh she rose oh she got her oh she got she got my friend that's my biggest words on there um I know I felt that I got him in the first okay any other like random we want to discuss if we die one and um actually we didn't have something real quick do you want like random fun tidbits yes so I mean this is random shit there I was gonna be NC 17 and they kept at WestFraven kept editing and then finally someone told the MPAA they were like just view it as a comedy they went oh bitch I got you and they were like all right fine that's crazy perception is reality but it's true because my first thought I was like fuck is this noise but then I realized it was like so high or yeah it's like self-aware I guess I should say makes me enjoy it more because if you think it's a hundred percent genuine you're like very relaxed um whenever the guy who played the voice yes that was a whole astronaut his own his name is Roger Jackson and he's done a whole shit ton of voice over acting he's done like Star Wars video games and like just like ideal you got a voice not even working with the child honey they were really talking to him on the phone and to get Drew Barrymore to be so fucking upset WestFraven was telling her stories of animal crew it's cruel animal cruelty right can be she's like a vegetarian and very like I love animals like what an asshole what a garbage person who doesn't seem sweet at all um is that gonna really get a good impression with bull pull out eventually not comoratically honey just me else oh okay so I mean we can dive in and all this like interspersed things so it starts with this amazing opening scene with um Drew Barrymore oh it's very more we know her as a viewer I'm sure she's the star she's gonna be the whole room her name's on the poster her face on poster nothing will hurt her it's fine she's a bearable oh yeah oh yeah sing a very reference anyone anyone anyone outside anyone anyone do you think the Barrymore's watch over her when she performs like this uh no they suck super seats I think I think my Drew Barrymore films we like they're just letting her do it face off we'll throw it all joys well they call it just full well not sure they say everyone knows what I'm talking about I you know I did and I wish I didn't I haven't seen them with me anyway and we and we did a screen and uh okay so yeah you have a really good generation oh yeah what a sense a la la it's like a it's a vehicle yeah I'm like oh you know who are you not there we'll be getting so yeah Drew Barrymore I'm ready to dive into the scene I have so many notes why aren't her door locked at all she's hanging out she's like a shit I don't give a shit I don't give a shit I can't be there I'm gonna listen no I really can't I'm such a neurotic paranoid person that I like cannot when you live that far like away from a road you imagine you would see the cars coming up to me like sneaking up you know I just okay yeah I just can't do it baby um sorry okay I just have notes so like we can just go through the clock so Dr. Barrymore what you doing hopping around the house do do I got jiffy pop it opens on the phone and the TV okay cues you into the whole theme of the whole movie right so the one things are you listening to yeah so the phone is like the whole plot device right TV is influencing these kids behavior first thing you see I'm sorry you want to sign up for exhibit A and exhibit B bitch yeah no one that was that was so does she have phone call immediately um it's really soon yeah because I mean it starts really don't that's what I do like about this movie is that there's no like here's exposition it's like no here's we're gonna have some drama what's her name doesn't matter yeah so she's making the popcorn she has the phone call and then she starts pacing like you do on your phone to give you a physical day out of the house yes telling you like where she's gonna go yeah where the room also notice how many fucking big windows around this house so many yeah yeah yeah she's on the phone and it's like a wrong number so we and the guy starts out some scary movies yeah she mentions Halloween she pulled out yes he's like fingering them yep yep and then she's fingering it when he says nightmare at home street yes and she's okay that movie the whole franchise is stupid or something it's funny because I was craving to the first one yeah and not and not well he didn't even knew new he did new nightmare which is like the most recent of the original series because he was it was going off as crazy directions I took it in this like new meta direction it did not work it was kind of fun it's like I just like I still have her think you know yeah I'm sorry what else did you have to say I'm sure that well the rhythm of that is really great too she mentions Halloween both at the night night round on street she's like fingering the knives and then the popcorn starts immediately after that like night round on street beat and so it's like the show started it also gives us like a good sense of how time passes yeah because the popcorn you will like watch it yeah that's when the song circus comes in the sea stars I don't know I thought that's only two kinds of people in Namaskar movie doesn't the popcorn get like crazy among us it's crazy big I saw the be in the great and there was like a demon joke and I did not understand I didn't know what even was it's a great and I was like I said milk oh no what an hour I didn't know this is gonna cut out anyway let it even teach the children so she's walking around and she starts to get a hostile go on there's a moment when the she like hung up on him and then the phone rings again and she has a really great screen I that's not really fast and then it really jumps in there hold her arms so good and that's when he goes um he said he wants to see what your insides look like and she has like a silent scream yeah she's kind of like open to my health and it's like a painful couple oh so good trio I think it might be amazing and it's so sad because they were like anyway so I beat up this dog dinner day they're like did you know that racco is gonna live coach what is that real yeah I'm not going to another ones to I don't know you're ready to go screwing picture I'm just going to be doing a scream talking to you so Drew starts really she's like actually in danger and he's like running around lock on the door she was in the kitchen there's no kitchen I love it before she mentions that she has a boyfriend she doesn't it she's like no I don't have a boyfriend she's just fun and blurry I'm a weird lady's thing which is a big thing it's wrong you play football you're gonna kick your app which is oh the slateless but he has a big anyplace football honey yeah I wasn't as valid girl she is okay yeah kick your ass also I do love this is so stupid I love that like it's a TV's on channel 3 to watch it's free-dated it's so good yeah but it's like the blue light that's really like filling a room yeah then once once you see Steve outside yes then when the game starts she like crouches behind the TV chimp plugs it or plug something her vibrator oh no why is it charging why would you leave us here he's a dildo I would watch that I would watch that yeah so eventually kill it inside here right and again like again with like a scary movie like the actual movie scary movie idea I'd like a managing like the reality of the situation like how to get in the house and like him calling around like awkwardly making a very small cat mouse go on so oh wait I have no so when the game begins you've got the blue lighting filling the inside of the house which is very like cool and like relax and then outside you've got Steve covered in blood it's got like a warm color so you've got the contrast there then when you first see the killer it is kind of comedic right he's like speaking around the house yeah I mean he's sneaking he's like it's kind of funny it's kind of funny like what are you doing but it's not in control he doesn't see her right away yeah yeah yeah yeah it's almost like the like extra exaggerated movie quality of the killer breaking into her house it's like the world are colliding because her performance is really grounded yeah and the killer is like I'm a scary movie exactly yeah so he's like forcing his like we're in a scary movie perspective on Drew Barrymore which I don't know what's that it's something like that oh yeah and like it's crazy oh fuck right but I'm I think it's like I've seen a few times now and like every single time I really want you to get away like she gets so close and like she it's just smart devices like her parents are showing up right there she can't talk as her through it's all so when her parents show up and the dad's like realizing something's wrong and he says go to the Mackenzie's now what the fuck does Laurie in Halloween say to the kids when she realizes she's going down she tells the kids to go to who Mackenzie's yeah yeah Zach yeah yeah yeah wow yeah so so fun so I love for that and everyone she did that I like smart way all the smart oh and like her mom hearing her like dying so hard yeah well the parents are giving like really natural performances yeah it's really nice and then they like come into the house and it's like you've got the popcorn creating this movie hey she like grabs it's like they're immediately trying to like make the situation normal and then they go outside and it's she's she's got her intestines or she's just hung with her intestines are like out with that it's so fast you see her and then like really quickly zoop sir and like this great great make them all scream well so fantastic we see some great night of this font always like very 90s like I don't know maybe I'm in a rock band I don't know kind of font and then there's lightning no there's lightning right even then we cut to broad daylight it's going out so that seems to you Sydney right because the lightning happens play by Campbell yeah Campbell never never down never oh my god this sure is a party of five you sure yeah but also on perks and rack oh yeah yeah oh how did you know conversation how's about you know conversation okay oh so the lightning of the title okay cut to Sydney she's like a real like a girl oh my god you have to see more than the world like web surfing there's lightning outside her window and she reacts to it oh it's like she can hear the echoes of what's about to come yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe it's dad but maybe not she's on the screen this is a song time no I think it's a very generic like all rock no what it is it goes into a slow don't feel the reaper which is what they play in Halloween glory and the other girl right now or that got broken into my nipples and he has an amazing very clambal window love it um yeah I joined up as busy that we got a secret I think ski spring I think he's always free I know we'll just gel his hair back yeah and he'll be kind of like Johnny Depp yeah anyway yeah this door conversation about their like relationship they're like going from like a PT 13 are thinking about an NC 17 please like the extra just was on your mind of you oh yeah wait what no the extras was on it right me of you was on TV and was edited so check out all the good words are missing because she won't fuck up she clearly has PTSD this ass fucking piece of garbage her mother was murdered right right that's like real foreshadowing for him being sociopath like the exorcist is on TV and it's really getting him hot and heavy yeah baby yeah I mean like granted the extras me me weren't you but I didn't act on it you know that's different and even later when he's like oh you're well my mom I do for like you don't compare a fucking divorce and your mom piecing out to your mother getting murdered and raped you find me same so here okay he comes on in he comes through the window come to my house but although very my window oh wait don't skip it's hard to call it easy to the windows the wall right he's shooting um the exorcist the demon goes out the window he comes back through the window out the windy really yeah the priest is like coming here can hear and the demons like okay let's go and jump the window let's go and escape when he comes to her window after watching the exorcist it's like he's like I'm like I'm literally kept up I guess I don't remember the exorcist that well to be each it's actually it's so good I'm not done it's good I don't remember that feel like you're really done it's good dirty I know what this is anyway so then we go to the high school the next day wait you miss times up stud bucket is a line that never came old literally says to ski or like after they've tried home yeah time is up time is up times up stud bucket I turned on the subtitles to double check times up first of all so at the time I still have times up in 1996 we though also it's done bucket times up stud bucket full of studs like a bucket ring like a how she is a stud finder oh huh yeah but like do I want to say that now oh yeah yeah times up stud bucket make me a sandwich um cool I don't have any so we go to the high school libraries um alba's oh do you happen wow wow yeah corny cock has a lime green suit okay I just want to see this now yes this is the best thing I've ever seen Courtney Cox in she made it and I've seen everything she got a bigger cut she's right in Kugerta no that's good I heard it's good yeah I heard it's good because she's like yeah that's a surgery and like she's a grown up and I'm like oh she's made this movie and she was supposed to be like lobbying herself out and was like no I should be in this and I'm like no you're Monica you're too sweet she's like listen mother fucker I'm sorry and I'm like I'm a pain in the ass and that's fine she's me she knows she's also a I'm like a female I combine because I'm like I'm the free spirit maybe I'll do that also like why is there dirt on the floor you know and I'll cry about it but um no it's your best work uh yeah line green suit Linda Blair's there there's a player's there I was corny does not like a reporter like what he sounds like a reporter she does yeah oh no little players like how's it be almost brutally murdered like the people I've ranked it now or something I love that I'm like no we don't ask this people horns and people were screaming I mean I know I was like to be almost brutally murdered means yeah so then Rose McGowan's there hi hi here and she's talking to any of the murders and um T-dum says this is a name about like yeah like brutally murdered and even worse than well it's bad that's what she's like come on like see no and uh Cindy goes oh my god it's really good I love it we're all we support never this house anyway I'm gonna get kind of like a meeting of other characters a little teeny there's we got 90s like Jamie Kennedy Matthew Lillard we got the longest time in the world and very low very low I block that out yeah um Jimmy's all these annoying voices real bad yeah well cuz there has to be one dude who's not getting laid who's funny there was that same guy on the 13th there's only one dude who's like oh I'm just quirky I'm just quirky and I'm just quirky and I'm gonna be known as but I'm you're cracked up and talk about not getting laid tell me I'm fucking wrong tell me I can't tell a lot of you and then they killed Amy you can't be in the second movie because they're like we don't say no they're like only loved that's good in the scene where they're all sitting outside the fountain I can't watch that without thinking of scary movie because it's like the same fountain right now what is it I'm determined how that's seen a scary movie and other like she's such a fake bit I know that but uh that's so funny is it the same exact it looks very very high school in California has a fountain and now they lockers it's just a fact I know and then like we're on these codes like what what I only know rain what's that like snowflip my lungs every day I'm part nice oh um stew who is Matthew Lillard is giving out so many details in that scene also he's like talking like like a founder like this yeah he's talking about the ways that you got a person and it's like going into details like we don't know that's better that's better well what is a liver alone liver alone like like leave her or whatever I'm saying I don't remember that that's funny they're trying to be funny but then like Sydney's like I can't hear it right but also I mean they were just killed yeah that's the thing is like I feel like if a murder was like an out of murder that caliber just happened I don't know these are the least chill killers that have ever existed like they want everybody to know that they want to be like recognized for like their brilliance yeah which is not not what killers do right so I mean it's like you're showing your hand so hard to see why would you know how to get something like you are spoiled my dad shouldn't you know good of fish once and our fishing trap on our boat right same thing music um but yeah we're like talking to it and like skid or it is like let's let's do another killer oh not the killer just step along here I know I just want to get your sister back and yeah gets on the lens never went off um when does Sydney is next that's a good attack in her house yes yeah so we got a song and she takes any out that's right what's wrong she takes a nap she wakes up and it's dark out which literally triggers my anxiety yeah I don't know why but for some reason like I hate to say that sounds so like but it's really like there's something about like going home like taking up and waking up in the house is completely dark and you're like oh I don't know it's like you burn like so much time and you can't talk how much yeah I don't know and of course she's got amazing house amazing porch uphill love it love this house you also get introduced to the um like what I call the Sydney theme which is like the one woman whaling behind like all of the orchestrations she's like oh it's behind most scenes at Sydney's house did you watch the man a show yeah you know how for Moody's point like it's like that oh god it's time to be allowed at this point did they ever find the mom she's alive it's like three years oh my god that was honestly about television um she wakes up from her nap and she's like well and then somehow someone right where else we got calls she's like let's watch the movie easy Tom careers is dick I'm like yes all right your friend of mine was it or I move he shows a statement it was like a little pee-pee I'm very confused as to what the thing is because she calls Tatum and it's like are you coming over but then she starts packing because like we're sorry she was hiding the shame of the things in the house that she wanted to see what she know oh yeah no cuz she starts packing cuz then when the phone rings she's doing like a pacing thing but it's with the added like goal of she's gathering things in a bag to give you the layout of her house and she's going to sleep over but yeah I was gonna her no no no no she was really going to house because her dad is a taste I bet she doesn't drive your virgin who can't drive she's high school come on Wow oh I guess I thought that maybe because her dad was going out of town she was like well I was there Tatum I think she is but I was confused because Tatum's like I'm on my way oh she goes down she's getting chased by her own how does it start though it starts asking her about scary movies I don't watch that shit yeah he's like what you don't like scary movies and she's like no it's insulting I'll be busy dicks I mean no she's like it's insulting like big rested blonde who like runs up on upstairs at the door and then she immediately goes out the front door when as an audience you're like don't go out there right right right because he's like I'm on your porch and she's saying I'm going to go to pick out your nose really but she's a door open behind her like you were so committed you were about to actually be good yeah right so I would never do that no way so yeah yeah she was like we're doing huh-huh gotcha bit like I'm gonna kill you like your mother yes yes there's a really small bit with the wind chime stopping that's really really nice she like steps outside and those wind chimes going and she's like you can and then she like starts walking to the corner and the wind chimes stop. Ooh, slight! It's not that good.

So she gets jeez around the house. Uh oh. And she does nothing else in the 90s more often. She tries to call 911 over the computer.

911 help? It's just like 911. There's someone trying to murder me in my home? I don't know.

Get here. What's real? No, what's real? I mean, that's heavy about now.

Actually, I think you can. I think in that sense. I'm sure that's a real software. I don't know.

I never had a user. I'm just only six. Fuck. She does her trick that you see her do early with her dad, which he's like plugs her closet door in front of her actual door and then you can't get in.

Yeah. Which is really quite clever. Also, it's more like, you know, a six-year-old. I go, you know, you know, it's very close.

Oh, honey. Oh, so, and then Billy shows up in the window and it's like, ooh, it's like that music of like... He's already in the room. Yeah.

Like a hitting of the silence. And she's like, oh no, and he gets out and the phone falls out, so she thinks it's him. And then he says, because if you had a cell phone in the 90s, you were no good at a serial killer. Yeah.

I heard screaming, but she doesn't scream. That's right. Yeah. That's real.

And then she, but she's smart though. She's like, you were asking grass and she gets taken into jail and he goes, uh, say name. Say name. Say name.

That's how I call that there. I wrote it down. I think. Like say we got our attention, but it's anyone.

I like the idea. Like two feet away from each other. At least we're. Oh, yeah, in the police department.

That's where we need to be. Yeah. So Dewey is standing at the front door with a mask up. Right.

Right, right, right. I was really damnit, Dewey. He was younger than most of the other people in the movie were playing high schooler. He looks.

He's not doing well. Oh, David. No, he's fine. I think he's just an awkward single.

Yeah, all the other people depend. He's like, just a very awkward soul. Bless his heart. Harvellous.

I mean, no, Patricia. Or Lexus, honey. I thought there'd be more. Boyhood.

Anyway. Oh, Sam is so hot. Holes. Oh, hi.

Sam is so hot. Oh, honey. And he goes, I can fix that. And he's talking about him.

Pussy. I would try to fix you. Honey, don't fix me. Oh, what do you mean?

So we see that the costumes are holding up is called Father Death. Like they hold it in the back. They find it like a holding store and some Father Death. Father Death.

Oh, Daddy Death. That mask is the design of the mask. Real quick is a mixture of munchies. Am I pronouncing right?

Scream. Right. The one where it's like, ah, yeah. Let me have a look at my audio.

It's an audiovisual presentation. It's a mixture of that. The creatures on the cover of that Pink Floyd album. Oh, it's amazing.

And also ghosts in a buddy booth cartoon. So I don't want to put that up somewhere. But they wanted to look like the face of the mask was a mixture of emotions, but like to make it look like it's crying and screaming. It does look kind of sad.

It looks like me after a long day. Now. What? That makes sense.

Calling drama. That scares me, but also it has like a melancholy air tweet. They're not into it. Is that for you all?

Great. The scene at the police station. Billy has given me a lot of like James Dean, Rebel Orthotic on his side. Tearing me up on.

I mean he doesn't go to fire, but he is very misunderstood. And he's simmering. Oh, but he gets me. I can do it.

Yeah. His dad's there. His rich water dad's there. Right, right, right, right.

He's doing his dorky desk. He's got a lot of like toys on him. Oh, he actually is like funny because he's like, I'm telling you. And then he turns, because he's looking at the officer who's like talking.

And I didn't do it. And then he just looks behind him and Sydney just happens to you. Yeah, and she's like, has a coat over her and she's like, fuck you. He's just very over dramatic.

It's like relax. It doesn't about you. I'm going to do this about you. Don't be so obvious, Billy.

All right, so then I sleep over time. I rode the gowns house. Oh, we didn't forget two punches. Yes, I was going to say she punched his corny back in the face.

Oh, yes. Okay, right. That's up to the new town. No, it's right outside.

They got the back door. And the corny back door. Oh, right. And the corner.

The corner. The corner. The corner. The corner.

The corner. The corner. The corner. The corner is really tight.

I think the perimeter is very tight. Oh, my gosh. I'm just going to show it. It's a different terrain.

There's a different terrain. Bam! Sid! Bitch went down!

She's like look at me, Lee-ish! She just is like going until like her mom comes in with the phone call. And then we get back here from the movie where they, um, she's standing up on the phone call and it's the killer again. Or somebody who's standing up like that.

So they're also listening to like some real like medium-wave house music. Like at this sleepover. They're like in pajamas but like there's this like really four on the floor beat going. I'm like, I'm like, okay.

It's great. It's like really turned on by the aggression. Obviously they're gonna start making out. She's like put on that sexy music, we're gonna punch in teddy bears.

Oh my god. That's all it is. Okay, so she's sitting here to the phone and the mom. The mom?

The mom? Remember the mom is like, when she realizes that, Cindy like indicates that it's the killer on the line. And the mom goes to get Dewey, right around the mom. And she walks, what's that?

She like walks over to the stairs. And then she notices something's wrong and she's like calling for Dewey while looking at the phone. But it looks like she's looking for her clear, like that she can stop moving out of camera. But she's still clearly info.

She's all on the edge of the frame and she's like in the background. But we just like re-man it five times while it's really kind of standing there. She's like hunched in the back like she's trying to sneak down the wall. And then she's like, oh, it's like a scary, very much like somebody got in your picture when you're on vacation.

You like caught them? They did the thing where they're like, yeah, like in the same place. What's that, the picture of like a mom running through like the group in Disney World and she's like, ooh! The proposal on Main Street.

And the person's like, no. No, I was like, no. The proposal on Main Street. That's what I'm walking in front of it with like a fanny pack and she's going, I love the noise you have to make when you're just trying any pictures.

Because you know what you're fucking up. But you've already, you've really really like, ooh, sorry. Oh, and then, yes the mom freaks down then. She's like, yeah, don't call me.

And then do it, and then do it, and then do it, and then do it, and then do it. Right, he runs out in boxes with a gun. Really, really good. He's going to shoot the phone.

And then, but when everyone walks away and said he's freaking out again for whatever reason. He's freaking out. He's like, oh, I know. He picked for the phone and goes, hello.

And that's the end of the scene. So I feel like that's meant to be like a very small red herring. But it's like, we know, do it's not doing anything. Oh, do we not know?

And it's not done in a way that he's like, hello. He's just like, I don't know. And then, then there's a news report about Cotton shortly after. Yeah, because I'm like, oh, Cotton is a bad thing.

Yeah, I want to know why she believes him. Like you never like get any info as to why she's like, he's a provocateur. I don't know. I think she just, it's a hardcore journalist.

Here's the news. But this is when we see people like running the hallways, like, three masks on. Yeah, yeah. It's like, wow.

Right. We're a Billy tell said to get over mom stuff. He says, I have a girlfriend who'd rather accuse me of being a killer than touch me. And she.

You. My mom. My mom. My mom loved it.

Oh, that's not the same thing. My mom moved to frickin Fresno. She moved to fucking Wine Country, honey. She's not dead.

You fuck. Your mom moved in with a woman named Galen is living her best life. Yes, good for her. We're all proud of her.

So let me see. She's zips away. She's like, and she's like, and she's like, he's overslaps. We'll head.

And she was the bathroom. People are talking. First we see Harry Winkler. Oh, okay.

And he's chastising some youth who are running around with the screen mask. He's so mad. He's like, he's so mad. He's like, he's spelled.

He's like, he's got some scissors. He's going to shake. He's like, he's like a sickle friend. Like, it's one thing.

He's like, I'll tell you. He's also like, I'm just trying to get my scissors. I'm saying he says something. No, but also both.

Both is bad. Both is bad. So then we go to the bathroom. And what happens is, Cindy walks in and she like walks across the bathroom.

Like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do the sink further away. So you get like 20 seconds of walking and then you hear a conversation begin in the middle of the conversation from the bathroom. It's like, one girl goes and you're like, well, I think she's faking it. Right.

Like, where they just kind of like, just take a pause. But they're like, I think they're like, also, if you're talking to shit, just look around. Make sure there's no one else in the bathroom. I don't think they care.

These two are my favorite characters. But I love that. I love that. Like, we walk into the bathroom five seconds of no dialogue happening in the rest of the middle of the conversation.

Right. They put a pause on their conversation. It's a poops. They take their tampons and they're like, we won't talk to us.

Oh. That's a judgemental. It's a secret process. It is real.

But like, and then, so Cindy's there and she's like, awwww. The blonde one is like 35 years old. And the conversation they have is really great. So one of them says her bubble butt boyfriend, Billy.

Yeah, what the fuck? She has her own bubble butt boyfriend, Billy. Sign me up. Oh, like, that's a bad thing.

I'm so sorry. And then the other one's been insane. She's like, you're terrible. She's like, homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.

And she's like, oh, get this shit. She has a mouthful. And she's like, Ricky Lake. You're 17.

You're barely 17. Ricky Lake bitch. Oh my god. But also, continuous with the theme of these kids like, watching television.

And like, similar to how they apparently worship gay leathers. I love her. And like, what high school is watching? Like, the news.

Like, or tap-worthy. But then it's like, we see like the feet of the killer. So like, whatever one does the name of the bathroom for like, this is what happens is the feet, you see the feet and then you see the costume like, kind of draped down, like you're holding it up like a dainty like, so good. And it just descends and you're like, oh my god.

The bathroom is the same color as room 237 in the shining. I mean, the same color. What do you mean, what do you mean? The color is 237.

Yeah. What color? Like green. What?

One, two, three seven. Oh, wait. What do you mean, like the floor? I don't remember what was greeted 237.

Oh, I literally would not have caught that. I googled it. It's like this color is very specific. It's very the shining.

Oh, it's like kind of like, oops. It's like lime green. I'm not talking about it. Hunter green.

A paint specialist. Maybe bitch. No. Over alone.

Oh, I didn't make that connection. That's really good. I did. So then Sydney runs out the bathroom.

She's like, see, see him? Maybe. No, I think she sees the feet. No, she sees.

She slides under the sinks. Right. It's really great. It's just run through school and like, no notices.

There was a potential murder. Anyway. There was a scene cut there actually where she goes to the principal and that's why they all get sent home really. Oh.

Yeah. It just works though. Yeah. Yeah.

You don't crush it. Also because of the curfew that goes on. Which also stresses me out. There's something about like a town giving a curfew and a movie that I'm like, that would stress me the fuck out.

Yeah. It's really. No, I have shit to do. Oh, my God.

The like, I don't. But like, I can't do it. Yeah. And I just wanted to know.

The checklist is like, cry. Not after date. Cut class. By biggles.

Yeah. New York. New York. What are you going to do?

I forgot about it. I would cut class. So go get bagels. What you going to do about Shmir?

So then, then Dewey shows up. Right. He says he's been watching the news since he's a lot of times. No.

Gayle says my target demographic is 12 to 24 and she's like, looks like a just missed few. Then she says, you looked 12 and you're very cute. Which is really weird. But then Dewey has a really smooth line.

He goes, I was 24 for a whole year. That's really deep. I mean, that's what he's saying. But he says it is really cool.

He's putting the, oh, and Dewey. Oh my god. And then he's like, if I make safe, so I was, what's my entire weather? I think I'm a mad at thaw.

I was like, winter's, I thought Ivy, winter's not her name. He's like, if you don't want me saying this weather is you're a lot prettier in person. And he's just like, yeah, you're a fucking, oh, I'm the news. Yeah, I'm the news.

You're like a three on TV, like a nine person. You're a three in a TV, but you're a four in person. Oh, thank you. Technically, that still works.

Yeah, he's a pretty good person. That's what I'm having. How's that? And the sidewalk scene is very Halloween, but there's like more people.

It's like following them down the sidewalk. Oh, yeah, we're going to a party. Well, this is where we see her football, Molly Pot fantasy. Yeah, she's setting Matthew Lillard with a lot of her hair.

It's so good. It's iconic with the pigtails. She's like, what's the first time? The first time?

The first time? Yeah. She's like, I use innocent, but also disgusting. Not that innocent.

Yeah. This is where we see the principal will get killed by him. Which I still don't quite understand in the dream thing. It's just for fun.

This is for fun. We need a murder. When he opens his closet when he's like here in shit and he thinks there's a lot of Jack and there's a lot of Jack in there. Which is like a no-one to add to his eyes.

Yeah, why? Why? He played the fun. Oh my God.

As the former C. Rest Cravin's really obvious. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's a janitor of the Freddy sweater and he goes, sorry, Freddy.

It's like too much. Sorry, Fred word. Sorry, Fred. He says Fred.

I didn't realize he actually said sorry, Fred. That's a little too much. Well, it's all that else for me. So then we cut to their hangouts in his house.

They got the speaker out of the window and they're on the porch. Oh, yeah. It's just nice. Oh, home.

They got their families. Oh, you skip the video source. Next. Oh, my gosh.

So we got the video store where Jenny Kennedy works. Yes. Shocking. Very Tarantino.

And Matthew Lillard is there. Yes. Yeah, because Jenny's like, I'm just saying. Jenny.

They're really saying who they think the killer is. Yeah, Jenny Kennedy sings. I think it's Billy. I think it's Billy.

They would watch prom night. They would know. There's a formula to these things. Yeah, it's a little.

I like writing a song. It's fun. I love how crowns the video store is. It's packed.

Oh, I'm 96 on this. I miss that. I miss that. I miss that.

I miss that. I miss that. I miss that. I miss them.

I miss that. It's a little too is very scary. Saw two more. I saw two of those.

I didn't like them. There we go. I didn't see any of them. Then I had chicken in my head.

So there's a curfew everyone's partying. Her montage. So I just giggling. I was like, I just giggling.

There's a montage. People like realizing there's a curfew and it's like closing shops. Like the clothes in the front. And there's the mother.

Yes. Yes. Right. Right now.

That's a rough. It's rain. Now I know. Pack up their picnic and just run.

It's like a disaster movie. Yes, it's like they see the alien coming. They literally have a blanket and a basket and she grabs his hand and they just book it. That's so pure.

Like we're having ice picnic and it happens to curp to you. It's great. It's half-read, so it's like so great that I know. I don't know how they live over there, but what's the mystery anyway?

No one's ever been. Ever. I haven't. Oh my god.

Is that what you do when you talk to the police captain? He's got a nice one cone. Oh my god, yes. The chief is like smoking a cigarette and he has like a nice cream with every cup of smoke.

He's like, I have an idiosyncratic little thing too. Oh, I like that's so cute. I mean that's just how he's so simple and stupid. Oh, the real man starts a cigarette and destroys his body with nicotine and mackerel.

Yeah, well, virgins like ice cream cones. Oh honey. I have bad messages. They tried.

He tried. Then we come to Sydney and Tatum shopping for treats at the grocery store and Tatum's like, you don't have to put out if you don't want to. And I'm like, yes, it is. It is up.

Yeah. You really see the seeds of Rose McGowan in 2017 being sewn in this movie. It's a lot of her being like, whatever, boys. Yeah.

Treat you as a very supportive friend. Yeah. Before she was. Anyway.

Sorry Rose. Sorry. Oh, then we get to the party. I always forget that like half of the movie takes place at the party.

Yeah. It's 42 minutes. Yes. And it took 20 minutes of all.

Yes. And the crew made shirts. I survived scene, whatever the scene was. I was like, one scene was half the movie.

And honestly, I'm not, like I said, since movie a few times, every time they rolled to the party, I always get a little nervous because I'm like, I'm like, damn it. They got a nice house. I stay in the windows. Just stay home with your parents.

Yeah. They go watch. Howdy Noody. Ah, howdyoody.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh, that's a little scattered.

Oh, that's a little scattered. I have beer wench. Yes, because they're hanging out and Matthew Lillard asks Rose to get more beer and she's a woman. This is a very effinist.

This is a very effinist. Being like, whatever. I can't stop. It's where they say the rules.

It's very shortly after. Okay. Because she goes to the garage and then. Yeah.

She never leaves. Yeah. She never leaves the garage. There's cat in there.

The cat runs out of the cat door and just leaves. Oh, Katie scared me. Oh, you scared me. I'm scared.

I'm scared. There's just like random signs in the garage. It's just funny. This is where, okay.

So the killer comes in and she's trying to get past him to go out of the garage. And he starts getting so aggressive and grabbing her and she literally goes cut it, Casper. That's a wrap. Oh.

You got him. That's the way they get all over there. They do like a lot of more like movie puns or not puns or references. Yeah.

She's like, oh, is this the scene where you're the killer? And she goes and then the helpless victim. She nods. I want to be the sequel.

Right. She goes, what is this? I spit on your garage. That's pretty good.

Love it. I love it. She can't grab so many beers. Yeah.

And she throws so many beers. Yeah. They opened the fridge and there's 19 eggs, 27. Yeah, there's all of them.

Individual. Individual. Unwrapped. Wait.

Yeah. They took them out of the car and they went, whoop. Stop it. Place the eggs in the fridge.

I went with this glossy lip. She showed it. She showed it. She did.

She did. I did it. I believe it. It's the 90s.

Yeah. There's where she starts throwing beers. And the thing about the movie that I like is that the victims really fight back in this. And you see the killer go like, oh, they're not an unstoppable force.

And there was another small red herring when the sheriff was smoking cigarettes. Yeah. Cuz it's boots. Cuz it's boots.

Look like the killer's boots. Cuz boots are made for killing. But they're not because he's not the killer. He's just a nastma gun.

Maybe. We don't have the truth. We don't have the garbage. So she tries to escape through the cat door and it doesn't involve all her.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. It's all right. Even though like when they see her through it, it's like very much a dummy.

It's still awful. It's still one of those things like whenever a garage door is closing. I didn't even have a cat door on my garage door. I didn't know if I was a garage door.

Yeah. So he just looks at me and he looks up. He goes up at the camera on the VCR. They're like we're just a couple of teens.

They're like on a jail. Heather says he's here and watches. Also a deputy. What?

He goes through the drinking and he goes. He's alright I'm just getting have fun. There's been a murder. There's not.

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