Scream 7

Is Ghostface losing his edge, or did the studio just forget to pay a human writer? This week we’re pouring a heavy one to cope with Scream 7. We discuss the return of Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) and the absolute "meta-mess" that followed. From the bizarre AI-deepfake plot points to dialogue so stiff it feels like it was generated by a 2023 version of ChatGPT, we’re asking the tough questions: Why is Joel McHale here? Why is the ending a logic-free zone? And most importantly, how many times can one franchise trip over its own knife? Grab your drink or pitcher—you’re going to need it for this post-mortem.